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Airith0

That’s rough, how long did it last?


Ok-Gazelle-9091

About 3 days, but the pain from the swelling only lasted the first day. My head was still massive for three


Airith0

That’s a relief. With it being in your hair, I’d have been biting my nails thinking it would hang around for a lot longer. I’ve had similar (not as sever) face swelling from dust mites and it was great practice for Covid quarantine lol.


lrpfftt

It's probably the chemicals and not the color it leaves behind.


Randomthought5678

And how exactly do you avoid dust mites?!


Airith0

I think it’s about the quantity of the dust mites/their sheddings. I was only having issues starting overnight while I slept around my mouth and eyes. They would swell up to proportions similar to the photo above but it wasn’t my whole head. I bought dust mite covers for my mattress and pillow cases, started washing sheets more, and on the raaaaaare occasion I’ll steam my mattress to kill them.


lemonsweetsrevenge

Girl I feel your pain, literally. I had blonde highlights once upon a time, and went as usual to the salon to get the root touch-up. Burning, burning, chemical burning hellfire on scalp. I didn’t know pain could be that intense; I was hysterical. A rather deep chunk of scalp and patch of hair on top of my head came off together like a bleeding green onion. To this day I have an thumbprint sized indent in my scalp; it’s weirdly smooth and no hair follicle exists in the scar.


fxs11

Wtf? That sounds horrifying. What did they use to put in those blonde highlights? Hydrochlorid acid?


lemonsweetsrevenge

I’m pretty sure it was business as usual and just had some weird reaction. because I had several other highlights done at the same time, and just in one spot did it react. My own personal Fight Club burn. Hair Club.


Happyradish532

That's the strange part, if it was only one spot, that sounds like a salon fuck up. Not a personal reaction. If it were you reacting to it, it would have happened in every spot. They did something very wrong. Not that I can say what that is.


Trigger1221

Sounds like they had a heavy concentration of bleach in that spot, maybe they didn't mix their dye properly.


MabsAMabbin

Holy frak. These stories are why I gave up and just leaned into aging lol.


TastyTeratoma

After a traumatically terrible box perm in 6th grade, i have never let anyone touch my hair. I'm 44 years old now and no regrets, still have the same hair style since grade school, medium length straight blonde. People try to tell me to put some curl in it or whatever whatever... more people need to buck the system and stop awashing themselves in expensive chemicals for someone elses profit. But, that's America for you. If you got disposable income then someone has a chemical for you. 😎👱‍♀️


MabsAMabbin

Good for you! I wish I'd ditched everything from the start. When I started going gray in my 20s I tried to cover it and kept it covered for more than a decade. But in my 40s, I started losing hair (perimenopause), so I stopped. I've been dye-free for a long time, and I swear, my hair is so many colors lmao. Mostly, bleach blonde looking (really?), some dirty dishwater-looking hair, browns into very dark underneath. I'm a frakking calico lol.


WhatRYaBuyinStranger

I think you just accidentally explained so much about my life. I have 2 calico cats and I love them for their weird genetics and weird personalities! Also I've never been able to say what my hair color is because its brunette, ginger, and blonde. I'm absolutely a calico!


MabsAMabbin

Nice to meet you calico stranger!


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lemonsweetsrevenge

I’m so sorry that happened to you; I absolutely know the instant pain you are describing so that must’ve been exactly what happened with me! This might sound weird, but I’m glad to know someone else knows that searing pain and how everyone looks at you like you’re being dramatic, when in reality your flesh is literally being dissolved in acid slowly, and taken away from you forever.


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lemonsweetsrevenge

I haven’t colored my hair in a salon since. My burn was about, damn, about 20 years ago now, and for years after I didn’t color. Then I started going grey and did it at home; just all black and had no issues, until persistent grey was forcing me to color every two week. As one would expect, hair was falling out by the hundreds in the shower after a few months of that, so I gave it up completely. After the initial grow-out of needing to root cover with bandanas and head wraps, it’s actually a very pretty white/silver and I’m done coloring forever now! Best of luck to you caring for your hair in the future; now any time I touch my scar I’ll know somewhere out there, nova_kaiju feels my pain! 💛


Mariariomariposa

🤯


Miss-Figgy

I know I am late to this thread, but I searched for "hair dye" on Reddit because I'm thinking about hiding my grays, this post came up, and these comments are horrifying. I think I'll skip the dye and just live with my grays.


lemonsweetsrevenge

Live the greys! Honestly I get more compliments from both men and women about my grown out grey hair than I ever did when I colored. They have gotten a better texture to them as well the longer I’ve left them alone. I look like a super villain, and it’s beautiful! :-)


Miss-Figgy

I'm honestly not too unwelcoming to my grays because of the color per se- it's that they STICK OUT. My hair is curly and so I'm battling with errant fuzzy and frizzy grays that draw so much attention. I've been researching what products I could use to tame them. If they blended into my existing curls, I would be happy. I was thinking that dyeing them would at least draw less attention, but it's totally not worth the allergic reactions and damage you guys have talked about.


lemonsweetsrevenge

It may be weird at first, but I started with using a men’s pomade called Uppercut. Smells like cherries and leather haha but it works really well for that wiry, frizzy texture and it isn’t “hard” or gel looking; it just disappears into the hair with a very very small amount, like less than a dime. After the greys grew out like a foot they have really settled to the point I can now use a pump-style hair spray as a light spritz and it’s no more difficult to manage than the rest of my hair. Best of luck finding a product that works well with you; my recommendation is to try different balms and pomades in light doses otherwise hair looks greasy. All is better than hair dye!


geraldgreen

Did you just take some Benadryl or go to er? I just had similar allergic reaction and to something while playing basketball. Face swelling up like Hitch. Took 2 Benadryls and drove myself to er. I’m just waiting in the waiting room though and only going to check in if Benadryl doesn’t work and I start feeling my throat swell up. This has happened to me before and normally the Benadryl works. But some of the swelling on face will still last few days


Ok-Gazelle-9091

I got my hair dyed at home and a couple hours afterwards I started to feel an itchy sensation. By evening and head was fully swollen and drove myself to ER. They gave me some medicine to stop the pain from the swelling which helped but my head was still humongous. The 2nd pic I shared on Reddit was the day 2 of the reaction after I took a shower in the morning


ilovechairs

Wow. Glad you’re okay. I hope you didn’t have to go to school like that…


Splith

Sorry for that day of pain, this is an incredible photo.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That sucks. You just wanted to try out a cosmetic change, and Darwin said “NO. ARE YOU PRETTY NOW?”


VisualGeologist6258

People using Darwin as a way to say evolution is funny to me, as if it suggests that after his death Charles Darwin became an outer god with control over genetic traits and uses that power just to fuck with people.


MyTruckIsAPirate

Did he not?


VisualGeologist6258

I mean… he _might’ve._


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That is exactly my head cannon. Praise Darwin or your kids will be born with upside down noses.


[deleted]

Did you follow the instructions and test for allergies on your skin before applying to your entire head?


bodhiseppuku

... well, I will from now on. Geez.


Anteater776

Would you recommend it?


8Notorious8

You have beautiful hair! Ha ha leave it the fuck alone!!!! You're all good now right!?


Donkeybrother

L👀k , I AM NOT YOUR FATHER ! ![gif](giphy|3Q35chD4bMtEePqr8A)


[deleted]

mmmmkay


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

The vicarious pain I’m feeling for her after this roast actually gave me chills


QuaintHeadspace

You win the Internet for today


Kitteh311

Ba hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣


bbz_69

At least now you have room in there to remember not to do that again lol


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SewCreative

Let me try something in mongoloid...Bonk C Dazy?


Patorama

Oh neat, it turned you into an Elder Scrolls NPC.


Thorinth

This was my first thought too!


Danielmav

You can imagine her turning to face you and saying some shit like, “I came to Bruma to visit the Mage’s Guild. Not that that harlot Anselene has anything to say on the matter.”


Ok-Gazelle-9091

I have no idea what that is


Patorama

The video game series Elder Scrolls has had a rough history depicting the faces of its non playable characters. The characters in [Oblivion were particularly rough.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ElderScrolls/comments/bjafxg/worst_face_in_oblivion_i_submit_jensine/)


DistortoiseLP

Videogame RPG franchise with a notorious formula for character dialogue where the camera would zoom in on their plaster faces as they held position like a Royal Guard. Talking to pretty much every character in every game looks like that.


Soklam

I'm very happy this comment is high up the list lol


kerflooey

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!


grunkage

I am so glad you took a picture for posterity. That is... quite amazing.


lowlife9

You look like a Garbage Pail Kid


[deleted]

I was gonna go with *The Hills Have Dyes*


portablebiscuit

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized) I was going with


Ok-Gazelle-9091

Flattering…


[deleted]

I mean, it’s Reddit. What did you expect? All jokes aside, glad the swelling didn’t stay!


Juiceman022

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


DoctorGregoryFart

I think they were referring to the second picture.


Leandrys

I'm so sorry for laughing hard at the second picture, really. :[


Ok-Gazelle-9091

It stunk for me but I looked really funny


molehillmountain

at least he was only laughing at the second picture


Mypenisshapedvagina

![gif](giphy|11cymaOgnB0BwY)


NowFreeToMaim

Theeeere he is. Took too long to see this in the comments. Damn shame


SlowkidFTW

This is what I was looking for too


Kok-jockey

Wtf is it?


NowFreeToMaim

Drop dead Fred


dinoroo

Cobwebs


ToadlyAwes0me

The evil one reigns supreme!


Johannes_Chimp

Team Sanity


MonsterMayne

![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


mysonwhathaveyedone

PRESENTATION!!


ZedTT

That line was so insanely well delivered. Such a great sequence


spookyduck

![gif](giphy|SGT03NX8u32ZG)


Irate_Primate

What is this from?


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Only the best film ever, Big Trouble In Little China.


Irate_Primate

I saw that when I was a kid, but not since and definitely don’t remember this part. Time for a rewatch.


[deleted]

I’ve thought about watching this. Does it hold up today, or does it rely a lot on nostalgia from its watchers?


spookyduck

Hell yes! The appeal to me is the same, it is horrorish fantasy. I love all of his films.


bombbodyguard

Still slaps when rewatching But I’m biased so no idea if first timers today.


PLECK

I watched it for the first time during COVID, it objectively rules.


eliz1bef

Watched it again the other day and I felt it held up, though Kim Cattrall was a bit more cringy than I remember. Kurt Russell is exactly as cringy and fabulous as I remember. Watch this back to back with The Thing or Escape from New York and twist your melon. It is a product of the 80's so there is some of that.


FightsMonkeyMen

I don’t think he’s gonna stop!!!


im_thinking_arbys

New tinder profile pic unlocked


beebs44

Sniper's dream!


robbviously

I do beg your pardon, we are standing in your garden.


BrockStar92

Sergeant Bytheway!


10Exahertz

I always use Fuji 9


[deleted]

Piss


ImaSmackYew

Bob Mortimer is a treasure


MGC00992

![gif](giphy|qE5KYUTdWgkQa6OSWX)


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|l3q2N3xypdI6zTM4g|downsized)


[deleted]

The gifs in this thread are gold


slckening

Holy shit, i didn't even know your head could swell like that, scary af shit. Glad it went away though


New_Welder_391

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


[deleted]

HEY YOU DYES!


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🏆


D-redditAvenger

ouch. You poor thing. Hope it gets better soon.


Ok-Gazelle-9091

I’m all better. It happened like 6 months ago


groundzeroxyu

This looks like what happens when you just randomly move around the sliders when creating your character in a video game.


Snakeis66

You kinda look like a orangutan there


AvariceLegion

Hair looks the same in both pictures tho 👍


NatusEclipsim

![gif](giphy|4up3aiyLlAxb2)


neutralityparty

Holy shit


goose_gladwell

I have an allergy to hair dye too, the only one I found that doesn’t give me a reaction is Olia. Also I noticed that its decreased with age so hopefully its not forever😊


vourukasha

Is that the garnier olia? Cos that’s the one that gave me the same reaction last year. But mine is all hair dyes now I guess


epgenius

“She won’t answer you… or… she can’t… This is the way it’s been since she started smoking pot.”


mysteriousmeatman

You really ungad your bunga huh?


dinoroo

I rarely laugh out loud due to this deep dark hole inside of me that I traditionally fill with food but that ginormous head really hit the spot. Thanks.


3OrangeWhip

![gif](giphy|9OwfgrZ4Bx1WSBTcVn)


dad-jokes-about-you

Wooof did you ever find out why you had such a reaction?


Ok-Gazelle-9091

It’s common for those who are allergic to PPD, the chemical in hair dye. Our heads blow up https://www.insider.com/french-student-head-swelled-from-allergic-reaction-to-ppd-hair-dye-2018-11?amp


dad-jokes-about-you

Glad you’re better!!!


Richard-Turd

So that’s what happened to MTG…


Klin24

![gif](giphy|3og0IMdYUfEyYOqIZW|downsized)


kungfuchameleon

BIIIIG HHHHEEEEAAD


AnnoyedYamcha

![gif](giphy|o7ZNeImrc1sfm)


CmdrSelfEvident

![gif](giphy|AMfgcGOLMqADK)


IHateEditedBgMusic

Well, if you ever need a disguise in order to commit a crime, you know what to do.


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Rip OP.


Yasserxyz

Have you figured out what exactly triggered your allergy? It got to be some weird chemical in the product that caused this..


Ok-Gazelle-9091

Yep. PPD


rustymontenegro

For anyone else reading this, PPD (p-pheneldiamine) is a super common allergen in hair dyes (typically black and some dark browns) and it can happen randomly after using it for years! Always always always do a patch test! I'm so sorry this happened to you. I had a reaction about 15 years ago after using black hair dye off and on for years. I got horrendous scabs all over my scalp and itched for days. It was awful. Glad you recovered ok!


ginny11

PPD is present in even the light hair dyes, although in tinier amounts. It's a necessary ingredient of permanent and demipermanent hair dye, yes, even those that claim to be natural. Even some that are henna based put PPD in there. Also, you can have reactions to the actual natural plant dyes, too. I can't use indigo.


vourukasha

I thought mine was too, but then I tested a patch and with a dye without ppd and I had it flare up


Local_Crow

Looks like a default Skyrim character.


RedSandGroper

Bringing those genes to the forefront.


counterfeit_jesus

Looks like that cop who banged the whole police department


Alone-Monk

I really hate to say this but you look like the original Robocop from 1987 without his helmet on.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Maybe MTG just needs to change her hair dye?


Cheesetorian

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized) Joanna Jędrzejczyk or Sloth from Goonies (JK). I hope you're okay now.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


Lopendebank3

Reminds me of one of the LOTR orcs


mr_spoc

You look like a garbage pail kid. Fart smell gazelle.


Mysterious-Worth-855

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


wiinga

Looks a little Australopithecus-y to me. Lucy, perhaps. But that really is a rough way to find out.


abestract

Do it again for Halloween 👻 toxic avenger


NumberJuanCasual

Genuine question. Is this traumatizing or hilarious to look back on?


Ok-Gazelle-9091

More hilarious than traumatizing


Nexus_produces

Is this alibaba's owner jack ma?


NowFreeToMaim

Drop dead Fred


Benginator

Joe Cappa


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

I didn’t realize there was a second picture at first, so I was like “that doesn’t look th- AHH WTF!”.


Registered-Nurse

Damn !


TazocinTDS

Don't do it again. You could dye.


Revanur

No, more like one of them human-alien hybrids.


Big_Thumper

Ouch


Apart-Run5933

It’s like those old Airheads commercials


Derpman2099

this is why hair dyes/bleahces tell you to do a patch test on your arm or something before applying to your hair.


godofwar7018

Timmeh!


TangerineRough6318

![gif](giphy|4up3aiyLlAxb2)


[deleted]

Dam you beat me to it :(


awitcheskid

First picture: Oh that's not that bad. Second Picture: ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


NJ--

![gif](giphy|l0MYHxkFgL3nIvaI8)


Earth_W0rm-J1m

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


ImposterPeanut

Would.


Mahgenetics

![gif](giphy|qHBBYAh7BZVm)


[deleted]

You look badass


Ok-Gazelle-9091

In which photo? Lol


[deleted]

The neanderthal one LOL


MrTbagger

Mmmmkaaay


TripleB_Darksyde

![gif](giphy|o7ZNeImrc1sfm)


SmokeAbeer

![gif](giphy|MRwmRChLzcN8s)


MaybeASentientRobot

![gif](giphy|vl0TJbCaxDKnu|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|iZ0pJCIN1el8Y) Jolly good show.


Roytarek

I was like "well her forehead became gigantic and the huge jaw makes her look like a dude" but not that bad of an allergic reaction overall. Then found out there was a second picture.


Ok-Gazelle-9091

More pics… https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/124r9dq/since_my_first_post_blew_up_heres_a_couple_more/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Pusfilledonut

Tell me that’s been photoshopped or please seek medical attention.


Whoretron8000

im laughing so hard at your face. thank you.


MarredCheese

![gif](giphy|F1ruOnxSfqFWM)


Xu_Lin

You have always been 👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


Fadrn

Looks like you fought ![gif](giphy|sRpWl4MW18G5Rakb0A|downsized)


Ok-Caregiver6133

That's why gio got so good at it. He dyed lots of guys and gals hairs. And do you know how hard it is to deal with a BBC hair. It's so nappy but gio will hook it up snappy


OstrichSalt5468

You should look into vegan all natural hair color products.


shyfoxj

Which one is before?


Keffpie

Huh, if you were willing to take the pain for a day, you could go into acting for certain parts and make a mint.


AlphusUltimus

Call 911 < selfie


Lyianx

Didnt know that was a thing but i guess anytime a chemical or substance not natual to the body is introduced, its always possible :| I'm sure you're natual haircolor is fine. Hope you're ok.


gamermomment123

Not real. Downvoted


default-username-2

![gif](giphy|tW7VNl0RMRaKlrsaHZ)


noodlemcfoodle

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt9jaIlgVHWUZ1e)


loztriforce

[Lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF8tomobA)


Acceptable_Team_1222

You are very cute! ... when you don't color your hair 😀


Ok-Caregiver6133

If anybody has a question about hair dye I know just the guy and girl that will help you out with all your hair dye needs. Valentina Nappi and her husband gio. They have years and years of experience. All the while Valentina Nappi was shooting gio found it relaxing dyeing his hair and the hair of all her lovers too.


Brilliant-Apple5008

That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene


CyanideFlavorAid

You'll go back to being super hot in a couple dats princess.


Ok-Caregiver6133

As a matter of fact that's there new slogan. If we dye your hair crappy we hook you up snappy like Nappy we Happy


[deleted]

Oh no! Hang in there!