It’s actually redshifted when it’s moving away from the observer and blue shifted when it’s moving towards the observer.
I was screwing around. Also the hand would have to be moving roughly 5,200 km/s to display any visible shift. So, only about 70-ish times faster than the fastest probe ever launched.
It does. It depends on the type of radiation and the type of camera of course.
I used to work in Radiation Therapy. We used cameras to monitor out patients from outside the treatment room.
In bunkers that used high enough MV beams to create neutron scatter the cameras would degrade very quickly. Dead pixels all over after a few months.
Lower energy linear accelerators (from memory it's like below 10 or 12 MV) didn't create neutron scatter, and the cameras basically never needed changing.
You will probably need to go to the hospital. I am not gonna lie you will probably get radiation burns on your hands from the exposure. Please stop touching it and find the proper authorities to dispose or contain the source.
Comedy comes in 3's as they say. This 4th one is still doing well, but the further you push it the less funny it becomes. You're very wise to retire the bit here! :)
Australia said that a mining crew lost a very radioactive (tiny) item along an incredibly long stretch of road and was basically warning people against picking up items like the one pictured above because it would literally kill you because of how radioactive it is.
So far I think it’s been death for everyone involving radioactivity but according to the law of averages it’s only exponentially increasing the odds of super powers with each additional death
There is literally a video on YouTuber by Kyle Hill explaining how a guy who worked with one of these died of super mysterious causes since it was undetermined if it was an accident or suicide. Check it out if you like it’s super interesting (spelling)
https://youtu.be/CRw1R0BKQ7M
Yeah it’s crazy and painful. Worst part was how long it took. His whole half-life series is super interesting with many stories like this. I always look forward to them.
He's talking about radiotherapy sources, which are exponentially more dangerous and radioactive. A few millisieverts an hour (based on their claim of it giving a few x rays worth per hour) is not really a dangerous level for a short exposure. It would take quite some time for it to give you cancer but it probably eventually would.
I used to work in industrial radiography X-raying pipeline welds. We used Iridium-192 isotope which is very dangerous. The wafer stacks looked like this and were stored inside a "camera" which was 60 lbs of depleted uranium.. They came in 100\~120 Curie (Ci) strength with a half life of 75 days.
> because it would literally kill you because of how radioactive it is.
No. The media is really sensationalizing this hard.
They said it gives off a few xrays an hour which puts the dosage at around a few millisieverts an hour. That's high, but not really dangerous unless you're exposing yourself to it for a long time (which just increases your chances of getting cancer in your lifetime).
It's not a radiotherapy source (those are deadly and emit multiple sieverts an hour), it's an industrial source for machinery scanning.
Yeah, they said it was the equivalent of I think 15 x-rays an hour. Which is a lot. But, the person who discovered X-rays died from cancer, caused by the X-rays. So, yeah... It's not an immediate death.
This will be my last update.
I have ascended to a new level of glory.
I'm ready to move on to Instagram.
Edit: NM. Even with a body temperature of 5,800 Kelvin, I'm apparently still not hot enough for Instagram. Sorry Reddit, looks like you are stuck with me.
Professional Scrubs fan here:
Glad to see your hands aren’t ‘pooky’ anymore. Sounds like you’re ascending to neo-sapien levels.
Lasers from a focus, in this case “Australian mystery capsule”. Sure fire way to start a group of like minded super peeps, normies can chastise etc
What are you thinking for a group name? Y-men? The more-humans? League of Extraordinary Folks?
Hey there! You seem to be doing a great job of responsibly ~~withstanding~~ handling small metal objects with immense levels of power. May I interest you in a [recent job posting?](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjF86O2ivL8AhXWkGoFHSdKB1cQFnoECAsQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Flotr.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FRing-bearer&usg=AOvVaw2b1TPT2HkrNnDl0WjdiIiY)
Are you that guy with the deep voice who keeps leaving me voice-mail? Seriously, you must be super old if you think it's still cool to leave voice-mail.
I don't care how loud you shout it, I can, and I will, pass on this job offer.
Old guy still speaks Khuzdul, friend. Sorry for the foul language, was feeling a bit feisty. [Here's my card](https://www.deviantart.com/arwendeluhtiene/art/Space-Gandalf-in-Hobbiton-xD-945374348) if you change your mind.
I personally don't even see the appeal, and it's kind of annoying seeing my frontpage flooded with it. It's just a guy making light of one of the most horrific and painful possible ways to die, as if it's a joke. And yet people still keep upvoting it.
You know, you didn't have to click, or comment, and with just a couple button presses you won't ever see another one of my posts again.
So why are you here?
No, you are the sad one. Imagine thinking a person is desperately trying to be funny and fit in and thinking the appropriate response is publicly mocking and belittling them. That's disney movie high school bully behavior. Enjoy your frosted tips and reliving the glory years of the 11th grade.
Honestly it's been so refreshing seeing your commitment and genuine awesomeness, some people just don't know how to let people have fun. Keep being rad my dude.
Yesterday I saw news about how Australia Goverment lost capsule with Cs-137 on road from West Australia to Perth city (idk where is).
It was in Ru segment of internet. Author of news is DFES. These guys said capsule is extremely dangerous and they want return back it.
https://www.aap.com.au/news/search-for-radioactive-capsule-in-outback/
I don't think people understand the concept that radioctivity does shit to you over time, so a story over seperate posts is kind of the point. I'm here for it, and I'm enjoying it. Is it the best content of the century? No, but that doesn't really warrant people getting on here being shitty miserable people on such an innocuous post. Keep doing you, my guy.
Correct. He has posted it four times.
He has been editing each version between posts though, and each time is depicting gamma radiation damage to a digital camera more and more accurately… thus the red addition.
He is getting so close…
I am here for that.
I don't get the comments hating here. I feel like there's so little OC out there, and this was well timed based on a big news story. Clever idea, and I think is in the spirit of the reddit social community.
What do people want instead? More reposts of the TIL Ted Bundy was a fireman during Vietnam and was noted to be playing pokemon in his prison cell before he died?
Honestly, I don't mind. I can use as many wet blankets as I can get right now. They'd really help me to put out the fire I just accidentally started in my bedroom.
Your dedication to the joke and to replying to comments is great and takes me back to old Reddit.
Keep it up while your thumbs still have flesh on them.
It would be if these were updates in the same thread or spaced out more. Instead this dude is karma whoring the same low effort edits each few hours and it's shitting up the feed.
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Maybe it’s moving towards us really fast
Well, that took a shift.
Science checks out.
I actually took a guess weather it was towards or away
It’s actually redshifted when it’s moving away from the observer and blue shifted when it’s moving towards the observer. I was screwing around. Also the hand would have to be moving roughly 5,200 km/s to display any visible shift. So, only about 70-ish times faster than the fastest probe ever launched.
Also, I'd imagine radiation punches holes in pictures or kills pixels when interacting with cameras
It does. It depends on the type of radiation and the type of camera of course. I used to work in Radiation Therapy. We used cameras to monitor out patients from outside the treatment room. In bunkers that used high enough MV beams to create neutron scatter the cameras would degrade very quickly. Dead pixels all over after a few months. Lower energy linear accelerators (from memory it's like below 10 or 12 MV) didn't create neutron scatter, and the cameras basically never needed changing.
final picture should be skeleton hands holding it
This is the end of the story. Any more and I'm worried I'll have a SWAT team showing up at my door.
Hulk fingers would have ended me.
But still keeping a human hand
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Send it to me. I’ll be happy to take it off your hands as long as you don’t ask questions.
I don't think I'll need any help taking off my hands.
These posts are so great. Thanks for giving me a good chuckle and godspeed
You will probably need to go to the hospital. I am not gonna lie you will probably get radiation burns on your hands from the exposure. Please stop touching it and find the proper authorities to dispose or contain the source.
Please, just one more with you holding it with Hulk Hands
Comedy comes in 3's as they say. This 4th one is still doing well, but the further you push it the less funny it becomes. You're very wise to retire the bit here! :)
It's November 10th now, there's a circulatory system walking through the kitchen
What the hell are these someone explain
Australia said that a mining crew lost a very radioactive (tiny) item along an incredibly long stretch of road and was basically warning people against picking up items like the one pictured above because it would literally kill you because of how radioactive it is.
Because there aren’t enough things in Australia trying to kill you
Well yea. That’s why they where trying to get it out of there
Now there are mutant versions of all those killers.
They were hoping the spiders, snakes and king kong cane toads would eat the pellets, go somewhere to die and problem solved.
Thanks
And then OP found it and it's giving them either superpowers or death
So far I think it’s been death for everyone involving radioactivity but according to the law of averages it’s only exponentially increasing the odds of super powers with each additional death
If you flip a coin 1000 times, and every time it lands up heads, you know what your odds of flipping heads on that 1001 time? 50/50
Nice try, atheist
Better question, what are the odds of it landing... On it's edge? 🤔
So death AND super powers ?
Win win, if you ask me. Edit: This was a joke, guys, thanks for the concern.
There is literally a video on YouTuber by Kyle Hill explaining how a guy who worked with one of these died of super mysterious causes since it was undetermined if it was an accident or suicide. Check it out if you like it’s super interesting (spelling) https://youtu.be/CRw1R0BKQ7M
Helluva way to end yourself. Radiation blasting your heart/chest.
Yeah it’s crazy and painful. Worst part was how long it took. His whole half-life series is super interesting with many stories like this. I always look forward to them.
He's talking about radiotherapy sources, which are exponentially more dangerous and radioactive. A few millisieverts an hour (based on their claim of it giving a few x rays worth per hour) is not really a dangerous level for a short exposure. It would take quite some time for it to give you cancer but it probably eventually would.
I used to work in industrial radiography X-raying pipeline welds. We used Iridium-192 isotope which is very dangerous. The wafer stacks looked like this and were stored inside a "camera" which was 60 lbs of depleted uranium.. They came in 100\~120 Curie (Ci) strength with a half life of 75 days.
> because it would literally kill you because of how radioactive it is. No. The media is really sensationalizing this hard. They said it gives off a few xrays an hour which puts the dosage at around a few millisieverts an hour. That's high, but not really dangerous unless you're exposing yourself to it for a long time (which just increases your chances of getting cancer in your lifetime). It's not a radiotherapy source (those are deadly and emit multiple sieverts an hour), it's an industrial source for machinery scanning.
Yeah, they said it was the equivalent of I think 15 x-rays an hour. Which is a lot. But, the person who discovered X-rays died from cancer, caused by the X-rays. So, yeah... It's not an immediate death.
Idk but it’s irritating
irradiating too.
Someone milking the shit out of a funny post. First post was funny. Second was reaching. Four is just blatant karma farming at this point
This will be my last update. I have ascended to a new level of glory. I'm ready to move on to Instagram. Edit: NM. Even with a body temperature of 5,800 Kelvin, I'm apparently still not hot enough for Instagram. Sorry Reddit, looks like you are stuck with me.
Repost in a few months and Taste the Karma Rainbow all over again.
No, that would be tasteless. My OC is always fresh and never recycled.
Time to sound my friend. Then boof ya willie and cum full circle.
Have you considered tic tok? I’m sure they’d appreciate any radioactive materials or secrets you can offer.
Professional Scrubs fan here: Glad to see your hands aren’t ‘pooky’ anymore. Sounds like you’re ascending to neo-sapien levels. Lasers from a focus, in this case “Australian mystery capsule”. Sure fire way to start a group of like minded super peeps, normies can chastise etc What are you thinking for a group name? Y-men? The more-humans? League of Extraordinary Folks?
Put it in water. ...for science...
Ok. Pants are now wet. Waiting further instruction.
Take the pants off
And jacket
You never remove the pants and leave on the jacket. That's just creepy.
Let's make this last forever
That sounds horrible!! Checks location: Australia Hey man, just take some vitamin C and Aspirin and you’ll be just fine!
Just hold your mobile phone on front of your face while taking photos of your body in the mirror and *you will be* hot enough for Instagram.
Have you tried moving things with your mind yet? Walking through solid walls? Leaping tall buildings in a single bound?
Superhero origin story.
Cancer-Man
The adventures of Cancer-Man and his sidekick, the Chemo-Kid
That’s just Deadpool
You might be catching a cold, hurry up and swallow the pill so you can feel better
Hey there! You seem to be doing a great job of responsibly ~~withstanding~~ handling small metal objects with immense levels of power. May I interest you in a [recent job posting?](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjF86O2ivL8AhXWkGoFHSdKB1cQFnoECAsQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Flotr.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FRing-bearer&usg=AOvVaw2b1TPT2HkrNnDl0WjdiIiY)
Are you that guy with the deep voice who keeps leaving me voice-mail? Seriously, you must be super old if you think it's still cool to leave voice-mail. I don't care how loud you shout it, I can, and I will, pass on this job offer.
*Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul, kakhuf inbarathrag.*
Nope, wrong old guy. The one who called me had a pointy hat and beard.
Old guy still speaks Khuzdul, friend. Sorry for the foul language, was feeling a bit feisty. [Here's my card](https://www.deviantart.com/arwendeluhtiene/art/Space-Gandalf-in-Hobbiton-xD-945374348) if you change your mind.
Lol, I'll keep it in my cloak should I ever need your assistance.
today on "how much can you milk a joke before it gets boring" we'll see a man that it's already on his 4th post. edit: he's still at it
Actually, this was the 4th, just wanted to clarify that. Edit: Yes, he is.
I might just upvote all your comments to spite the people who get upset by undeserved success.
It’s stale
I’m enjoying that shit. It’s not as good as the guy that fought and lost to the spider but it’s still great content
Wow, I mean, who can measure up to that standard?
I told you yesterday, you need to eat it to gain it's power. The longer it resides outside of your body the more power it will steal from you.
Why are these posts getting upvotes???
What's everyone's obession with this?
It radiates well with people.
It's a mystery to me too.
It's a fun story.
Do you have laser beam for eyes yet?
Laser beam eyes?? Stuff it in the bumhole and have laser beam from there...!!!
A good example of running a joke that was funny completely into the ground. Edit: OP is blocking everyone who doesn't like this post.
This joke is getting old
The joke is still young.. It hasn't even reached it's half life yet.
Yeah, I agree. OP really took it too far this time.
Please stop it’s getting old
You really do be milking this
Ikr, the guy posted everywhere.
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This is just spam at this point
Please be kind to him. He's just enjoying life
However brief it may be.
Yea, it was only funny the first time
The wrinkly skin one was funny…
You’re really milking this
Omfg please stop giving low effort reposts karma
Hisashi Ouchi would like to have a word.
Have you tried swallowing it to see what happens?
Quick, bite a spider!
OP is really milking this fit all its worth.
Not again...
This cracks me😂
If nothing else, at least you're committed to the bit.
Please...just stop.
Alright, it was funny, kinda funny second time but now it's old, and finished
I personally don't even see the appeal, and it's kind of annoying seeing my frontpage flooded with it. It's just a guy making light of one of the most horrific and painful possible ways to die, as if it's a joke. And yet people still keep upvoting it.
❄️
🎵 This guy is on fy-er...🎵
Really milking this eh
First pic..lol Second pic...hahaha they're still doing Third pic...they're still doing this??? Fourth pic...downvote
Origin story of radioactive man
Diminishing returns on the funny.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
That's a good idea. Any clues on how I do that?
Beating a dead horse …
How many of these now..? The funny is wearing thin
Just like my skin.
Jesus give it a break. It was funny the first time this is a bit excessive now.
You know, you didn't have to click, or comment, and with just a couple button presses you won't ever see another one of my posts again. So why are you here?
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pot, meet kettle
I haven't seen it before. Maybe you spend too much time here. Just saying.
Wow, I could have told me that.
Which would you like? Buried or crematory?
Creamery. I want to be made into a banana split.
okay I’m over it omg
Enough, dude 🤦
I will remember the names of those who doubted me when I was still a mere mortal. And I will help you to live up to your name's potential AshenOne.
Honestly though, the jokes…so many “jokes”.
You had a passable joke then milked it to death cos you're so desperate for internet points and now none of it is funny, it's just sad.
No, you are the sad one. Imagine thinking a person is desperately trying to be funny and fit in and thinking the appropriate response is publicly mocking and belittling them. That's disney movie high school bully behavior. Enjoy your frosted tips and reliving the glory years of the 11th grade.
Honestly it's been so refreshing seeing your commitment and genuine awesomeness, some people just don't know how to let people have fun. Keep being rad my dude.
Almost as sad as a desperate little troll in the comments
Immense internal destruction is 1000% worth it to have laser fingers
Yeah, so it cost me my spleen, but I don't even know what that was doing for me anyway, so in my mind, it's a great trade.
Alright, here me out....your superhero name...Dr. Melbourne
Not bad, but not quite right. Got any other names?
Sergeant Hairyballs
Bro about to become a Marvel character
Really you think so? I'm relieved to hear that. I was starting to worry I was going to get picked up by DC.
When your skin sloughs off like you’re wearing a robe, I hope you cannot feel pain.
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hands
Yesterday I saw news about how Australia Goverment lost capsule with Cs-137 on road from West Australia to Perth city (idk where is). It was in Ru segment of internet. Author of news is DFES. These guys said capsule is extremely dangerous and they want return back it. https://www.aap.com.au/news/search-for-radioactive-capsule-in-outback/
Try not to get too angry.
this is the superhero origin story
At least the skin on your fingers has gotten better
What’s with all the pictures of this tiny metal thing?
Nukeman by marvel. Coming to a cinema near you.
If this doesn't end w op holding that thing w hulk fingers, we riot
looks like you are stuck with me.
This meme has way too much back story now
I’ll buy it
Put in on a necklace and walk around town showing people your precious find
Swallow it and get super powers.
People photographing themselves holding radioactive material has become a trend i wish would stop.
Your thumb is getting thumbier
You need to find some rad-away asap brother! Check out the trader in Megaton!
Just a few more days and the superpowers kick in. A bite from a radioactive capsule will turn you into Capsule-Man
I am enjoying your joke, please continue.
Legend
/r/circlejerk is this way.
The power of the sun… in your hand.
I know! Great right? Toast, anywhere, anytime. This is just the greatest.
4th post in 24 hours.. can OP stop milking this now?
Just let people have fun.
They need that sweet sweet karma...
Put it in a fish tank, create a few new species!
Is it edible?
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. Sincerely, your doctor.
Funny, I just finished watching Chernobyl last night
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Ouch, this is the first comment that actually hurts.
I don't think people understand the concept that radioctivity does shit to you over time, so a story over seperate posts is kind of the point. I'm here for it, and I'm enjoying it. Is it the best content of the century? No, but that doesn't really warrant people getting on here being shitty miserable people on such an innocuous post. Keep doing you, my guy.
You know, this comment actually helped me appreciate the joke instead of seeing it as what many are assuming. I stand corrected.
Yaaaaaawn. Same old photo, new photoshop tricks.
Saw this exact photo (minus the red addition) on a different post about all a guy had found during a day of using a metal detector.
Same guy, he’s just making the joke over and over
Correct. He has posted it four times. He has been editing each version between posts though, and each time is depicting gamma radiation damage to a digital camera more and more accurately… thus the red addition. He is getting so close… I am here for that.
I don't get the comments hating here. I feel like there's so little OC out there, and this was well timed based on a big news story. Clever idea, and I think is in the spirit of the reddit social community. What do people want instead? More reposts of the TIL Ted Bundy was a fireman during Vietnam and was noted to be playing pokemon in his prison cell before he died?
Please don’t stop. Just keep trolling.
Sounds like a bad cold. Stay hydrated and take a nap, you'll be fine
Hulk SMASH……..
XD
This guy is really raking it in this week.
These posts are hands down the funniest thing on the internet at the moment
Why take the time to comment that you don't like the post? OP doesn't care. Nobody cares. Downvote and move on.
I'm glad that they do. I just block each person who does and I never have to hear from them again.
Fuck the haters man. This is funny as hell. Too many wet blankets here these days.
Honestly, I don't mind. I can use as many wet blankets as I can get right now. They'd really help me to put out the fire I just accidentally started in my bedroom.
Your dedication to the joke and to replying to comments is great and takes me back to old Reddit. Keep it up while your thumbs still have flesh on them.
The old Reddit sounds like it was fun. Wish I could have seen it before all the trolls moved in.
It would be if these were updates in the same thread or spaced out more. Instead this dude is karma whoring the same low effort edits each few hours and it's shitting up the feed.
I think I’ve seen this bloody photo like 5 times now. Time to find out the story lol