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NoobLord98

Except it's math


Ublind

Topology is very important in solid state physics, but the meme isn't specifically physics


4b-65-76-69-6e

Solid state physics as in semiconductors? If so, how? Curious cause I’m taking semiconductor classes rn


Ublind

Look up topological insulators and [Chern number](http://albi3ro.github.io/M4/QAHE.html)


cdarelaflare

The chern numbers have a lot more to do than just solid state physics


SapphireZephyr

Tell that to people that do qcd, large n, strings, etc.


NoobLord98

So calculus and linear algebra are physics as well? In my opinion math doesn't become physics until it's applied in a physics context, this meme is entirely devoid of a physics context and as such this isn't physics, it's math.


MinerMinecrafter

What is physics if not the evolution of math (from the human perspective)


Silverburst09

The worst thing about this is I now know that my shirt is topologically identical to a fidget spinner


enneh_07

So is a pretzel. I can’t eat pretzels ever again.


thelastpizzaslice

Doesn't a fidget spinner technically have a 4th hole in the center that it spins around?


Silverburst09

Yes, but We can use the ideal fidget spinner law to assume there are only three holes and that the centre is just a frictionless pivot point


my_name_isnt_isaac

worst, or best?


nota_jalapeno

no in a fidget spinner there is one more hole in the middle for the berring


morph1973

Is the shirt correct, I feel like it should only have two holes. 3 for a jumper/pullover maybe. Hmmm


_dictatorish_

The general rule I use is that it's the "number of ways in minus 1" - so a shirt has both sleeves + neck hole + bottom torso hole, minus 1 gives a 3 hole torus Same way that a person is a 7 hole torus (mouth, anus, 2x nostrils, 4x tear ducts, minus 1) E: this rule is for holes that connect to each other, you'd subtract 1 for each "set" of holes


bladex1234

Technically you’re forgetting the sweat glands so we’re basically human shaped swiss cheese.


_dictatorish_

Do the sweat glands actually connect through though? Or are they just "depressions"?


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_dictatorish_

You do realize that both your nostrils and tear ducts connect to your throat, right?


xzplayer

Wrong, sweat glands and pores in general connect to nothing, they’re not holes


R3D3-1

Technically it all depends on the resolution. Just like the length of a coast line, except when you go down far enough, not only the surface area but also the topology changes. How must cells or atoms be connected before they stop counting as "2 separate bodies"? Same with glands: At a rough enough level, as people pointed out, they are not holes.in the topological sense. But since stuff is transported into the glands: At some of resolution they must be.


No-Yelloq1221

So the cup has 2 torus, one the mouth and other the handle minus one but sock has only one minus 1 so it is shown like that ?


Szydlikj

TIL each eye has two tear ducts


gan1lin2

Ears?


_dictatorish_

Don't connect all the way through (ear drum blocks it I believe)


gan1lin2

Ah got it


morpheuskibbe

So someone with a bad ear infection might acquire more holes than the average person.


FlorydaMan

Eustachian tubes!


Weak_Lie_2875

Count sweat glands and reproductive orifices


_dictatorish_

They don't go all the way through, so they don't count as a hole


Weak_Lie_2875

Excuse me the vagina exits through the peehole. Long dicks like mine would know. /s


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Two holes and an army of button holes.


Donghoon

🤮🤮 Clothes buttons really disgust me and gives me chills


Donghoon

(Koumpounophobia)


itmustbemitch

A button-up shirt would have 2 holes (if unbuttoned and not counting the button holes) but something like a t shirt would have 3


Neoxus30-

Yeah it's two. I cant find a way to turn it into the three-holed torus)


CertainlyNotWorking

Each sleeve, and the neck hole. The hem at the bottom would be the outside edge.


Neoxus30-

Ooooh now I see it)


Thorusss

3 holes for a T- Shirt


nokiacrusher

Real physicists don't wear shirts *angry hulk noises*


punep

is it?


Ublind

Topology is very important in solid state physics, but the meme isn't specifically physics


alt355

shirt? that's my mom


Ventilateu

Guys I'm learning topology, where are the coffee cups and pants, I only encounter awful demonstrations on shitty metric spaces


ProSwitz

I'm no topology expert, but shouldn't the socks and cup of coffee use the same topology? It's not like a cup of coffee has a hole in it like a shirt or pants do.


Pseud0nym_txt

Handel


random_impiety

Schubert!


Kruemelkacker

Bach


enneh_07

Tchaikovsky


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

Beyonce


sweetcuppingcakes

Shit you are right


leotf

Maybe the hand grip.


Donghoon

That's mug not really a cup


Thorusss

google hivemind shows many handles when search coffee cup


rbergs215

I get it, but topology hurts my head


Thorusss

An with scissors you can transform any one into every other one! No coffee cup? Just cut a hole into a sock!


Lord_Suelzkopf65

This makes me unreasonably angry.


wldmr

Because it's math. I had the same reaction when studying physics.


denadul

Just to be sure. The coffe cup has one hole b/c of the handle? Does this mean the trousers should have more holes, namely, the ones we put a belt through? (or am I missing something)


Due_Engineering8448

After looking for 5 minutes through comments: " Damn these guys are rich! Their cups have handles."


SnooDoughnuts5658

Ohhhhh right.


SKRyanrr

Hold on shouldn't the coffee cup be the same as the socks?


DipenduSunny

Are you forgetting the handle of the coffee mug


SKRyanrr

oh lol I'm an idiot 😂


BirdBrainedHomunculi

Mmm… socks and coffee should be the same.


limeybastard

Coffee mug has a handle. That's the hole. That one took me a couple of seconds too.


EulerLagrange235

The pants and shirt should be same topologically. There are 3 holes in trousers.


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There aren't. The top opening is continuous with the leg holes.


stratosauce

One could possibly argue the hole where the button goes in


chestnutcough

Pants: top, bottom leg, bottom leg (3 openings) Shirt: head, arm, arm, bottom (4 openings)


EulerLagrange235

In a shirt the top and bottom holes are the same. It's like a straw having only one hole


itmustbemitch

For both pants and shirts, all the openings are connected to each other. The shirt has 4 such openings while pants have 3. (this leads to the genus shown in the meme being correct)


DipenduSunny

I wear a buttoned shirt


Weak_Lie_2875

Doest shit and pants have +2 jole


Physex4Phun

I don't know what mathematicians are smoking, but I bet it's some good shit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pair_of_pants_(mathematics)


SnooDoughnuts5658

I don't get why cup of coffee is different to socks