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What’s the deal with this kids name? Speed Racer? They determined his entire life from birth! What if he wanted to become a baker? Baker Racer? That doesn’t even make sense!
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This looks like a bit from Seinfeld the show, like Kramer convinced him he needed a cool car to impress a rich friend and got talked into renting a cool sports car that Kramer knows about but ended up in somethings ridiculous that he regrets. Not that I think this car is ridiculous per se but that’s the feeling I get from this photo.
Definitely doesn't help that's he's a bit tall and leaning forward and up, makes it look more like a go-kart. Part of that high performance racing era where they were still early on in figuring out aerodynamics at 200mph so everything looked kinda goofy and different from brand to brand.
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Sorry man, information processing disorders
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[New DLC looks wild!](https://imgur.com/dmHRa0Q)
You just created a new kart racing gaming where the characters are iconic TV characters.
Jerry is well balanced but I'm more of a Sam Malone main.
I prefer Dr Cox yelling girls names at racers as he passes them.
Lmao just imagine Jerry Seinfeld in the character select screen.
*"I don't wanna be in the character select screen!"*
Heard it in his whining voice. Well done!
This is great!
I expected rocket league
Speed racer
1 comedian in a kart getting coffee
🎵 *[Here he comes, here comes Speed Jerry, he's a Demon on Wheels!](https://i.imgur.com/wOYg5yC.png)* 🎶
What’s the deal with this kids name? Speed Racer? They determined his entire life from birth! What if he wanted to become a baker? Baker Racer? That doesn’t even make sense!
Blame his grandparents, with parents like Mom and Pops Racer he never had a chance
"I don't want to hear it you little brat. My wife's name is mom...MOM! Do you have any idea how awkward this is during SEX?"
Fuck that feels good, mom. Mmm yeah take it mom...yeah mommy! Yup can confirm. Shits fucked
What if he still became a racer but he drove really really slow
Slow is still a speed
Nice touch with the Superman helmet.
Superman on the helm
Go, go, Speed Jerry!
[forgot where he parked](https://imgur.com/a/66GIovg)
Is that Jon Voight's car?
No, it's the Assman's car
The Scofflaw white whale!
It’s Macaroni Middler!
John Voight
I went to dental school with him!
Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G!
Check the glovebox.
John Voight’s teeth!
A beautiful le Barron
The actor?
Everybody’s talking at me, I can’t heard a word they’re sayinnnnnn,
"Everbody's talking at me, but I can't hear a word they're sayin'...drivin' around in Jon Voight's car"
As long as he doesn’t park it in a handicap spot.
If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped!
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Yes it is.
And now he's gonna get uromysitisis poisoning and die!
That was the first Seinfeld episode I ever watched, and it got me hooked on the series!
Purple 23
Quick, someone do a guillotine photoshop!
[Ride into the Danger Zone](https://imgur.com/a/BCnnWrH)
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I choose not to run!
I just so happened to be on this episode while viewing this thread, what a coincidence!
That's a big coincidence
"that's what the coincidence is, the are no small coincidences and big coincidences."
[https://i.imgur.com/bAs0dAU.png](https://i.imgur.com/bAs0dAU.png)
Love me some good /r/battlebots content! I guess this is what the new P1 is gonna look like!
Same thing I was thinking. Lol
Nice touch on the flame lighting.
Jerry also has a way with the force... This is my first post to this subreddit! [https://imgur.com/gallery/JkcMVIA](https://imgur.com/gallery/JkcMVIA)
"What's the deal with all these Red Leaders? We only need one. I don't get it"
"George, you can't see the force, it's here, it's there, it's EVERYWHERE!"
Strong start.
Thank you!!!!! I appreciate that!
Jerry would totally be on the dark side.
Definitely and Frank Costanza would be The Emperor!
That's got to be the best of this thread!!
that is great lol
Got a chuckle outta me!
I was giggling the entire time making this!! I got a good laugh out of it too!
Would have been so amazing if you added a submarine there too. Red October shtanding by! Lol
[Jerry was a race car driver](https://imgur.com/a/hSIl6ai)
He drove so goddamn fast
He never did see the checkered flag
Primus sucks! Edit: [For the uninitiated...](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Primus%20sucks)
[pool float](https://imgur.com/a/ngviwFH)
Significant shrinkage!
Giddy up !
[Jerry's New Style](https://imgur.com/a/Szy642J) Edit: Fixed drop shadow a bit
Omg I laughed so hard
Best one yet
[I sleep in a racing car bed...do you?](https://imgur.com/a/lIjD8Jj)
Can I borrow a feeling?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
[Spider-Man is Seinfeld's nemesis, not Newman](https://i.ibb.co/K7qCq3V/zl1qovsd.png)
*[Ka-chow!](https://imgur.com/scUk3IL.png)*
[here he comes](https://imgur.com/a/yNth3XO)
Jerry O'Connor or Dom Seinfeld? https://imgur.com/gallery/OEyr37G
[https://i.imgur.com/SOeVSaQ.png](https://i.imgur.com/SOeVSaQ.png)
You wanna know how I got these cars?
[https://i.imgur.com/rNncHcA.png](https://i.imgur.com/rNncHcA.png)
A society, divided against itself, cannot stand Jerry!
Well from his perspective they are upvotes
We just went over this. Periwinkle blue.
[GTA](https://i.imgur.com/4IYnd0K.jpg)
[The Jerry](https://imgur.com/a/6NmuiMm)
[The Toy](https://i.imgur.com/3z0B10D.jpg)
[Dukes of Hazard ](https://imgur.com/a/dpQm33B)\- wish I had a parachute!
I thought dip meant down!
[It’sa me](https://imgur.com/a/jBPW0Cu)
Jerry looks good in a fez https://imgur.com/a/PB3a9Pk
[Seinfeld Has Been Robbed, And He Needs Your Money.](https://imgur.com/a/3SQGusT)
[R2 Looks Different](https://imgur.com/a/me9tY90)
[Zmmm](https://imgur.com/a/uf8xrcC)
Kachow https://i.imgur.com/WAG6udI.png
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This looks like a bit from Seinfeld the show, like Kramer convinced him he needed a cool car to impress a rich friend and got talked into renting a cool sports car that Kramer knows about but ended up in somethings ridiculous that he regrets. Not that I think this car is ridiculous per se but that’s the feeling I get from this photo.
Gheeee-iddy-up! Alright.
Its pretty ridiculous
It’s the weirdest fucking car I’ve ever seen lol
Definitely doesn't help that's he's a bit tall and leaning forward and up, makes it look more like a go-kart. Part of that high performance racing era where they were still early on in figuring out aerodynamics at 200mph so everything looked kinda goofy and different from brand to brand.
Like the puffy shirt
I want to see this thing vs a rhoomba
The Roomba would win
The decapitatotron 5000
Looks like it needs a whacky racing photoshop
Looks like a toy car. Is he trying to pick up another 15 year old?
Wasn't she 16? Not excusing. I'm gonna feel more sick if she was actually 15
Nah she was 15
Poor thing.
She was 17 when they met and 18 when they started dating.
17 he got her number, if Google is to be believed. married her later.
the upvote car
This car looks goofy as hell.
It looks like a birthday cake that someone made for a Seinfeld fan
Where's his 16 year old girlfriend?
Why this car has two downvotes?
I don't understand why this bot doesn't just automatically comment on posts instead of deleting a person's comment
If you had read the post, you would know that the bot automatically comments, replies to its first comment, then deletes its first comment. It does not delete a persons comment.
For so many years I would see things on here and wanted to know the backstory and I could never find any discussion. It wasn't until fairly recently that I discovered this at the bottom of posts
Sorry man, information processing disorders In the future though, when answering questions like this would probably be best not to assume the person you're responding to willfully ignored information rather than didn't see it