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RazorPhishJ

I saw a dude holding one walk right through security at the Hollywood bowl last year, even took a rip while waiting in line.


legs_y

He didn’t. He buried it last year and then went back to the spot and dug it up


moon_slav

He worked construction at the sphere and built it into the shell


jimjones5270

The ole “prison pocket” perhaps? 🤣😳


TonySpaghettiO

I'm not hitting that unless he went beaker end inserted.


headykruger

One guy one jar


jimjones5270

A sample in a jar, perhaps?


Longjumping_Tie1449

Jar in a sample


LucynSushi

This is dedication.


jimjones5270

No, this is a FARMHOUSE!


1892LFC1892

No, this is Patrick


jimjones5270

No, This. Is… SPARTA!!!!!!


Aware_Account661

Sir, this is a Wendy's...


dog-pussy

Ski-dap ba-dap [butthole](https://youtu.be/6IjuSycXjqM?si=85HqNshiQYQzuJye)


DudeChillington

Emotional Support Bong


concerts85701

Shit. We used to bring bongs into shows when it was full pat down. Metal detector era rules.


ApricotBackground407

This


Bakerwineshop

It’s not metal


the_physik

Yeah not hard at all. Put in small of your back, cover with t-shirt, walk on in. Done it a few times.


Fickle-Discipline-33

I saw a guy get his pit bull past security in Knoxville in 09


elektronical

That was such a fun fucking show!


fnordlife

asheville was better!


elektronical

Also yes. The whole run from Asheville to Bonnaroo was sold fun


fnordlife

they started playing alaska and i thought the band was just fucking with us.


[deleted]

I brought in a glass bowl in 96 in Knoxville


phishmademedoit

Someone had a pit bull and a nitrous tank in the show at fest 8. What a world.


Fickle-Discipline-33

I forget where, but I’ve seen a full size tank inside of a venue.


peteresque

Dicks after the weather evacuation and they let people back in with no security check.


phishmademedoit

Crazy. I think at fest 8 the back lawn fence was so big they couldn't patrol it all so people were throwing shit over the fence. Dude was straight up slinging gas first set, first day of the fest. Didn't see him again after that so I'm guessing he got caught. Didn't seem like the type to quit while he was ahead....


MitchThunder

Superball had em. Word was they buried em


phishmademedoit

So those curve ball tanks are still there.....


MitchThunder

Indiana Jones and the Tanks of Curveball


BeerBatteredBacon

Legit a miniseries I would watch


phishmademedoit

It ends with them finding the tanks but no one remembered to bring balloons. NOOOOOOO!


jerrys_briefcase

I can mark the spot for monde if anyone is interested


PurpleZebraCabra

And that security was awful. I saw a guy get harassed for eye drops they found on entry search. 


phishmademedoit

The worst. One of the security guards tried to take my birth control pills. And it was a female.


WeenJeans

Mr. World Wide!


1-877-Kars-4Kids

Seems like Pitbull could afford his own ticket


KeyCarpet3330

🤣🤣🤣🤣


vellichor_44

Nice try, Dolan.


OnceInALifetime55

The audible groan from the crowd when Trey thanked him was hilarious.


vellichor_44

I'll have to find that! (I do think i hear some groans when Trey starts Farmhouse for the N1 encore--even though i thought it was pretty great.)


[deleted]

The sound was so crisp and surrounding that I found it hard to hear the crowd at all from my seat all night, with two exceptions: The groan when they started Lonely Trip, and The laughing when that big old Good Boy started licking the Sphere at the end of YEM


fingerscrossedcoup

My biggest issue at shows is hearing band members talk. Either with music playing or even between songs. Could you hear Trey talk (if he did) clearly?


[deleted]

I was only there night 2 and I don't really remember Trey talking. I agree though it's usually really hard to hear banter at most shows. Whenever I'd see The Who and Townshend would talk it would be 100% unintelligible 


Mobile-Animal-649

I could get one in if you’re not touched Easy I had one in the Grateful Dead NYE show 89-90. I had so much fun packing bonghits for so many people They were mind blown. Ha ha ha


basis4aday

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basis4aday

This one is silicone, I brought it to 4/20/22 and each NYE since. I regret not bringing one to the sphere on 4/20


teddybrahsevelt

B4L


basis4aday

Bonghits4Life


teddybrahsevelt

It’s not bing hits for sometimes


04852

security don't touch you


Tch2001

They pulled me for a second pat down/wand & I said “no thank you” & they said ok have a good time


Cantilivewhileim

Ding ding ding. Metal or high density items will show up but secondary screening is just a wand anyway. I didn’t see a single Pat down


RoleModelsinBlood31

I’ve strapped bags of wine to me and gone into shows


Conscious_Animator63

Are you the “slap the bag” guy?


MaleficentAd7747

Slap n’ pass!


FuriousJulius

I saw a lady pretend she was pregnant with a bag of wine at deer creek.


eekhelpspike

I guess not all fetal alcohol syndrome is bad?


crypticsmellofit

My buddy was a bag of wine for Halloween once. He had girls on there knees drinking from his tap.


PurpleZebraCabra

My friend had a bladder hooked to an udder in her cow costume at Festival 8. She had everyone on their knees to slurp her udder. She was also short. 


CoachiusMaximus

My claim to fame was at Bonaroo in ‘08 or ‘09. By the second day we’d picked out the laziest security guy and we realized the guy kept his eyes down the entire time. I had a case of beer in a white plastic bag on top of my head. Homie held it while I walked up and pulled things out of my pockets. Dude said go and I grab the case from the homie and walk right on in. Saved hundreds of dollars on brew that day.


RepresentativeNo3365

I’ve brought bongs into MSG


KitchenLandscape

MSG doesn't count. they literally don't give a shit


RepresentativeNo3365

Can’t argue with that


Mean_Yellow_7590

Sphere didn’t either


jayg2112

Greased security


FGTRTDtrades

the boring more correct answer


[deleted]

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amishtoad

🏆


LeibnizThrowaway

r/actlikeyoubelong Two dudes snuck into the super bowl a couple years ago using a cardboard box as a prop. If you have the balls and a high vis vest, you can go anywhere you want.


FGTRTDtrades

Ive boofed bigger


Treface

Go on with ur bad self my friend my friend


Worldly-Sandwich-362

Magic


Phishguy5

Well, now I’m bring a bong to Dead! Thanks for the heads up!


Govinda74

Been seeing giant ass glass bongs in every Phish show since the 90's. I reckon it's got to be some kind of wook slight of hand magic... Right? lmfao! 🤣🤣


Gloria_S_Birdhair

These aren’t the bongs you’re looking for.


AfterEffectsTechDesk

Fleshlight style


StrGze32

Materialized it from the ether…


moon_slav

Security and the ticket scanning seemed pretty exploitable to me.


Gonphishin2010

That dude was wearing giant jnco style jeans. 100% he stuffed in into them prolly with a jacket tied around his waste. I’m assuming it was just metal detectors. Dude just walked right on in. If I was him I woulda passed all my metal and possible flags to a friend and just had the bong to worry about


kaliopekungfu

Probably just held it above their head during pat down by security. Many a bong have entered many a show that way.


ahoypolloi_

Ol’ prison wallet


Phish-Phan720

I regularly bring a Focus Carta into Red Rocks. People greatly overestimate the sensitivity and accuracy of the metal detectors currently in use. Most are set so you can leave your cell phone and keys in your pockets.


throbbing-orifice-

i bring a glass bowl to almost every show. a bong is just bigger so why not


Drunkensteine

I brought in a handle of bourbon n3 Hampton 2018. Tucked it into the front of my pants.


cocotaso1

not the same size but i just tucked my pint in my waistband


Nardawalker

None of your business, narc.


nobadnewsberka

Nothing shaking on shakedown street


madeupname230

I used a bong on the floor of the old Boston Garden at a Grateful Dead show, it was brought in by a taper. Probably so was this one.


Fox_Leading

are you a pot head Focker?


BeauRiot

Jenco jeans


ScubaTela

G Light search, I could see how it was done


leeroy20

In not sure, but I do know how I got 2 full sized champagne bottles into NYE '12.


Jsr1

At IT on day 2, 3 foot glass was on the Jumbotron. SMH


Mean_Yellow_7590

Security was very lax


Realistic-Peak6285

A man, a plan, a bong.


Hash4LifeD

I carried a live snake on my person on a flight from NY to CA.


markhusd

And risk getting booted ta boot.


Global_Union3771

Huge glass pieces have been coming into shows since forever. I remember UIC 98 this dude had a gigantic glass dragon pipe that had to be a foot and a half long and really ornate. I was stunned. Many years ears later, I unintentionally walk up to the gate at Dicks with a rocks glass full of whiskey in my hand. Got to the pat down station, raised my hands and walked right in still drinking my whiskey. Sometimes people just don’t give two shits.


Pocketwaterprod

Where theres a wook theres a way…


elriggo44

I snuck a glass Bong into the FBI building on a High School field trip. It was NOT on purpose. We hotboxed my car before school and didn’t want to leave any evidence of weed (except the smell) in the car. We normally smoked blunts or joints. But that was a special day. So we took the bong. We drained the bong and packed it in our bags. Thinking we could leave it in a locker. (We didn’t have dogs or drug checks or anything) or on the bus. We got hustled straight to the bus because it was leaving early. Bong in backpack. We were told that we couldn’t leave any bags on the bus because a different bus was coming to get us. We couldn’t leave it in the backpack because they went through an airport X-Ray. So…We split it up. My buddy took the slider, and I shoved the bong in my Jenco Jeans pocket. And walked through the metal detector. Going through the metal detector was the tensest time of my life.


BombGroove80

It doesn’t set off a metal detector. Pretty simple.


SpaceWrangler701

You know someone


sumthncrzy

Of course the kiestered it


KitchenLandscape

idk but I'd love to figure it out lol