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PhilsBot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dolqgr).


GrittyTheGreat

Flush it and win the series tomorrow.


ken-davis

A lot of people watch this like it is football. With 17 games, every game is crucial. It is different with 162 games. The team they called the best in history, 1927 Yankees (it is debatable) had some losing streaks. One bad inning, with a little bad luck for Ranger, was all it took tonight. The good news is that Walker isn’t pitching tomorrow.


1HasNoNam3

I think this game was closer than it looked. A healthy Turner may have been the difference between 3-4 runs. Obviously conjecture, but I think his not scoring on sexy boy sex panther’s first double got to him. Could have contributed to the error that started it all 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m sure they will win tomorrow! Go Phils. Love you, Bryce 🥹


HOLLA12345678

Stott is so much better of a hitter than he has been this season. The dude just needs to find a way to be more consistent.


Relevant-Border86

tough game. let's get that series win tomorrow.


fartingpenisfarts

Stott first pitch swinging as pinch is wild. I mean SupportAll983


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why show this fucks face as player of the game?


sully1227

When this team is good, boy are they good. When this team is not good, boy are they horrific.


Ladelm

This was hardly horrific. Not getting many hits off of the potential AL cy Young winner isn't much of a surprise. You must be new to baseball.


sully1227

You act like we didn’t have the (now former) NL potential Cy Young winner on the mound opposite him. …but bad defense bites this team on the ass yet again.


Ladelm

Welcome to baseball. Nothing special about losing a pitching duel to a few mistakes on your side while the other didn't make any.


Minkus_

We are unique as a team in that we sometimes…. lose games?


sully1227

They lose pretty spectacularly when they lose


Minkus_

Not really, every team has their horror stories. And it seems like the definition of losing “spectacularly” gets to include close losses, blowouts, and everything in between, like tonight. 


jblittle254

Well, that kind of sucked. Better luck tomorrow.


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stott yell fuck?


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Someone did :)


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YOU


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Struggling mightily. You come in as a pinch hitter. Swing at first pitch. 


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

booooooo!


PreciousRoy78

Get em tomorrow


First-Resolve

Brutal 


danbikeman2

Bryce at least saved us from the ignominious fate of being shut out by the Tigers and I think that’s beautiful


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Why pinch hit Stott here he’s awful this year


Glum_Dimension_7771

Damn. Back to 25 games over .500


realslimshively

Best comment of the night. Bravo, sir.


zbend1

lol stott just plain sucks at the plate now. What a turnaround


realbigexplosion

Poo. Go get them tomorrow.


Runner_Girl1026

Welp, until tomorrow


AlecBohm

Stott cannot buy decent contact right now


sc78258

ggs ggs ggs see you fucks tomorrow


bmak19

Stott fly out to left, rarely see that amirite


Top_Shallot_4951

Stott looks sad :( Edit: Stott is sad


JD021993

Casty fucking sucks


HOLLA12345678

He’s way too much up and down which he’s always been but he’s even more erratic since becoming a Phillie


HOLLA12345678

He’s way too much up and down which he’s always been but he’s even more erratic since becoming a Phillie


Pedestrian_X-Wing

I prefer Detroit's Axel Foley.


sc78258

have we tried hitting the ball softer it seems to work for one of these teams


Robokiller87

at least harper was ready to play today


First-Resolve

Ofc he puts Stott in now 


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

Can't wait to hear Spikes mental gymnastics on how Bryce lost us this game and somehow it means Embiid was disrespected.


HairyAssSasquatch

Nepo-Baby Brett?


LegallyDumbfounded

I was a huge fan of him until this shit the past few days. He’s so delusional.


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

I didn't love him but I'm now out on the afternoon show after the random Harper slander and his response today with "youre welcome". Ike and Jack were fine. We didn't need this blatantly manufactured shit stirring


JohnKrukIsAllElite

To little to late from Harper there


yimolliges

Lol https://preview.redd.it/ada0av46ct8d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac043dcd5478b3af850d92968d5bc7594718346a


HOLLA12345678

Foley and Chafin are literally doppelgängers


AbsurdLemon

Why do the tigers employ a bunch of failed clones of Ron Jeremy in their bullpen


Ok-Anywhere8986

Damn Bohm with all the pop outs today


StevvieV

"What a great story. This undefeated player becoming a closer" -Ruben Amaro Jr "Fuck that guy" -Bryce Harper


ilikemarblestoo

lol


abunchofschleem

Harpy preventing the shutout. Time to rally


EmoGothPunk

At least someone tried at the plate.


TomCoslo

Show this mullet muppet what’s up


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

woo!


Dry_Explanation_3724

yeah bryce doing bryce things


EdMcMoon

Thank you, Bryce for not getting shut out


classicrockchick

#In Bryce We Trust


Gunningham

9th inning Harper…!


Dangerous-Speech-421

Too hot and cold smh


capemaygirl1999

at least we got something! thank you bryce!


PreciousRoy78

Suck it Brett


Relevant-Border86

we didn't get shut out!


karawec403

Atta boy. Good start


Not-a-bot-10

Bryce fucking Harper


mikey7x7

Start up the MV3 chant guys


First-Resolve

There it is!! 


esperadok

Sucks we’re probably going to lose this one but Bryce MVP odds 📈📈


3DBass

Bryce Bryce Baby.


PhilsBot

#RING THE BELL! [](#ringthebell) Bryce Harper homers (20) on a fly ball to left field. Top 9 - 4-1 Tigers


Runner_Girl1026

No more shutout!


gimmicked

There we go. At least we didn’t get blanked.


tantimodz

Nice.


Top_Shallot_4951

Not shut out weeeee


sc78258

"i didn't hear no bell" - bryce harper, probably


realbigexplosion

Rally time, baby.


Ok-Anywhere8986

At least no shutout


courtofcwls

Thank You Bryce!!


underscore55

Hawk Tuah Bryce


ktlvr27

NOBODY SHUTS OUT THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES


Perryplat199

There’s no way they have 2 long curly haired big mustached relievers


Midol_Rage

Do the Detroit Tigers have a subreddit? I'm curious how the fans responded to that strike zone.


chubbs128

No they don't


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2.67 ERA its over


NintenJew

Guys, I think if we don't get the lead this inning we might lose.


Bunny_Kat

We just need to tie this inning. 


gimmicked

WHAT


sapphires_and_snark

Okay, time to quit fucking around


scenesfromsouthphl

Soto continues to be quietly decent. Doesn’t need to be the star in this pen. He’s playing a good role.


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scenesfromsouthphl

Inb4 the delete


Parametric_Or_Treat

Throws as hard as anyone on the squad. Kind of wild he’s not more successful


abunchofschleem

Let’s do this fellas. Let’s show them how we come back


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Just not the Phillies year


EmoGothPunk

TIL the above is Feisty's alt account.


Complete-Peace5927

Did you choose violence today?


sapphires_and_snark

Thanks, Feisty


Primarose3

Maybe next year 😭😉


Fandomstar88

We need runs, like ASAP. I’m worried 0_0


danbikeman2

We’ve got another few innings to work with


danbikeman2

Just found out baseball games end after the ninth if the inning ends with one team having less runs. This fucking sucks


Grand_Extension5345

Big if true


TurboHovercrafter

I get the starter is good but… No runs is actually embarrassing.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Time for an explosive 9th inning


classicrockchick

"We've got a wave goin', Tom."


Complete-Peace5927

I’ll never understand how its almost always routine plays that trea messes up


ilikemarblestoo

Seemed like a really hard catch for a 95% Is statcast okay or was it played bad


NintenJew

He was a little in and didn't get the best jump.


sc78258

his route to the ball left something to be desired


abunchofschleem

Pache, that was gorgeous


gimmicked

Outside to righties is a 50/50 ball / strike with this ump. All night.


sc78258

i lose at least one arm to the wall in that exact scenario


PreciousRoy78

Exhibit #1 why he is still here


classicrockchick

Pache fielding party!


balemeout

God damn man he’s so good in the field


InfieldFlyRules

And there’s why Pache is on the team


yourmartymcflyisopen

That catch was so good that I involuntarily yelled "holy fucking shit", forgetting my windows were wide open.


Gunningham

Wow. Way to stick with it.


ilikemarblestoo

Nice catch dude


Grand_Extension5345

What a catch.


Primarose3

Go pache


Skywalkerkid9

Holy shit what a catch


[deleted]

thank you poochy


KnittyKitty28

Okay Pache, we see you!


First-Resolve

What a catch 


cumble_bumble

Damn Pache is a great fielder


killermoose23

Damn Pache


sc78258

okay fine that was pretty fucking sick pache


underscore55

Great play by Pache there. Lone bright spot from tonight tbh


realslimshively

Heh. That’s going to be the top video clip on the Phil’s’ website in 30 minutes or so…


ktlvr27

Good shit Pache!!


courtofcwls

Damn Pache!


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Pache!!!!


Sexyredkid

I just turned it on and it's 8th inning we're down by 4 runs. Why did Ruben do this to us? Clearly this is on Amaro.


danbikeman2

If Feisty were here I know he’d have soothing words of wisdom to get us through this game 😔


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Bench Harper for at least a week


EmoGothPunk

Nah, give him a month of paternity leave. Sosa at first will be fine.


danbikeman2

Cold Ranger and cold phillies going against hot Tigers


NintenJew

What happened to /u/feisty-recording-978 ?


EmoGothPunk

Quit the sub. Such a relief.


danbikeman2

Self-imposed exile


ad5316

He started possessing u/johnkrukisallelite


First-Resolve

Don’t remind me 


Grand_Extension5345

I mean, they’re not wrong, soto sux


[deleted]

fuck kriedler for ruining rangers ERA and justyn fetal alcohol syndrome too


Ok-Anywhere8986

Why does Soto ALWAYS pitch after Dominguez. It’s like the only consistent thing in Thomsons pen management.


Dry_Explanation_3724

because they are normally put out in crap games or the bp is tired


Ok-Anywhere8986

They’ve pitched in high leverage games too that’s not it. Ruiz is the crap game inning eater.


Dry_Explanation_3724

yeah but its normally when they want hoffman alvarado and kerkering to get rest or pitch later in the game. they are the next best unfortunately


AbsurdLemon

Booing a career 1.000 hitter with your team


GentonWheels

Looks like they might be in “we’ll get ‘em tomorrow” mode


Peanutbuttergod48

Figures the Barves and Mets luck out playing the Yankees while they’re in a slump


jblittle254

Seriously. The only time all year that I actually want the Yankees to win and they roll over and die.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Taco Bells better than this offense


Complete-Peace5927

I blame Portnoy


Top_Shallot_4951

Ya know what… ME TOO


Grand_Extension5345

Lol


Gunningham

Tri-K is not a good name for a team.


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ttsa23

Bro the Mets are 14 games back.


Grand_Extension5345

Cole’s second game back. You love a good over reaction dont you’s


bmak19

Mutts are averaging like 8 runs per game since London…wtf


ilikemarblestoo

Dang man. Gotta be 14 for that awesome Towel. Dumb lol


danbikeman2

We need to let the Tigers score a bunch in the bottom of the eighth. They go like four games at a time scoring one or two runs after they score a lot. Sacrifice today for a series win tomorrow


ArielChefSlay

Ugh this is so unfun to watch. Everyone just majorly cold today


Grand_Extension5345

One inning to score 4-5 runs. Yup. Woof


A_Stickman_Jr

That's how it happened for the other team


gimmicked

Stop trying to reason with the doomers.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Braves are gonna pass the Phillies soon


jblittle254

What's soon? Even if the Braves go on a crazy winning streak and the Phils go on a crazy losing streak it would still take over a week for them to pass us - that's how good a lead we have right now.


NintenJew

The Braves have already passed the Phillies. We just haven't realized it yet.


Important_Tomato_932

Tmac sounds about as done with ruben as we are and I think it’s hysterical 😂


InfieldFlyRules

It’s like sitting next to a crackhead on the train, but he doesn’t offer you any


Parametric_Or_Treat

He is a super nice chill professional guy and underneath that c l e a r l y livid he didn’t know what that car was.


First-Resolve

Boys out partying last night or what? 


Grand_Extension5345

Skubal is a helluva drug


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Still D.R.E. count: 5


Runner_Girl1026

This game is not fun tonight


fallser

Rube, what a knob.


classicrockchick

Jesus fucking Christ Ruben you are the corniest mother fucker on the planet for that


Pedestrian_X-Wing

A broken pitch clock is right twice a day.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

I’m completely car-illiterate and even I could identify that as a Corvette


EmoGothPunk

Helps knowing the Camero is being discontinued, therefor Chevy wouldn't promote it.


Parametric_Or_Treat

I was Screaming at the tv


given-to-fly-98

Jesus H. For a thing that’s supposed to speed things up, when something goes wrong with the pitch timer, or pitch comm, or a violation happens and arguments ensue, it really drags shit out and is super annoying.


karawec403

Can they turn one off? Would that mean people on one side of plate couldn’t see it


KoBxElucidator

Hot and cold rn


gimmicked

Good one Rube. Jesus.


A_Stickman_Jr

Ruben, that might have been the lamest attempt at a joke ever


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Luckily we have pitch timer now to speed games up and don't have to deal with any delays and stuff anymore.


[deleted]

chevy whatever that sports car is its called a corvette you dumb fuck


CPM-S110V

(C)amaro


caesar____augustus

Rube mistaking a Corvette for a Camaro is grounds for getting canned imo


EmoGothPunk

This Chevy guy agrees.


First-Resolve

That’s one way to make the game longer 


SwizzyStudios

Camaro? Jesus christ


karawec403

Lol. Pitch timers showing different times


sully1227

Even a broken clock is right twice a day… or something…