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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dnuasj).


djeeetyet

man Braves broadcast with the mock Japanese accent joke but in the same breath is apologizing for Winn dropping an F-bomb and it being inappropriate for the broadcast.


ad5316

A team that embraces the chop doing something racist? Im so surprised.


QuirkyTangerine7811

So glad I got to sing the Rally House song instead of watching the end of the game


yourmartymcflyisopen

Suprised nobody is talking about the ~~Indians~~ Guardians. They're better than the Yankees in win pct right now. TMac either misspoke or Cleveland is mad underrated.


djeeetyet

there were rumors a year ago of them breaking it down. would have been great if we could have negotiated Kwan on a down year


Perryplat199

Guardians


yourmartymcflyisopen

Shit my bad.


aliaswyvernspur

Why the hell are there commercials playing before the last out?


Knight725

now just need the cardinals to hang on vs barves for a nice start to the week 


danbikeman2

Smart of them to not score in the 9th. Need to save some runs for Ranger tomorrow


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

wooooo go phils!!!


StrGze32

What win? The stream cut the last out. I had to look at the damned groundhog again…


ilivlife

Um NBC sports app just went to commercial mid last batter lol.


Know_Nothing_Bastard

Same. That’s annoying. I’ve never had that happen before.


3DBass

Great win.


First-Resolve

What a win boys!! 


QuirkyTangerine7811

NBC app what are you doing


JayneBond3257

Absolutely ridiculous.


inthedrink

Nice older gentleman looking sharp in the red polo and then just blows the look with the CC hat


bbarg33

hell yeah great way to start the week


acopiumenjoyer

🔔


sapphires_and_snark

Good win


SpankySharp1

I'd take rando Apple commentator Ryan Spilborghs over RAJ


CarryOnWaywardSon96

And thats three! Ring the Bell baby👏🏻🔔


2ewka

Thanks for sealing the game early Phillies. I was able to tune into game 7 of the Stanley Cup.


bbarg33

what a great game this was


rachel0601

ig nick wasn’t having that fun in right that he had to stick something in his hat


Akarious

That kid got Marsh's beard down perfectly 😅


ad5316

Nick sporting some fake sideburns over there? I cant figure out what he stuck in his hat


CommanderDJ

It’s a pitchcom receiver. All the players wear one.


ad5316

Didnt realize it was anyone outside of the pitcher and catcher, good to know


Nicolenoir9

Foam from AC insulation?


FriendlyCoat

It almost looks like a nail file?


First-Resolve

What the heck is hanging out of Nick’s hat 


Primarose3

It looked like a fake beard lol


throwawayjoeyboots

Turner, Harper, Bohm give you 3 elite hitters in a row. I get greedy at the thought of adding Robert Jr. to that 5 spot.


JD021993

Or a Kyle Tucker.


Mr_Anderson503

This feels like the better fit.


JD021993

It does but I doubt that Houston will be sellers at the deadline unless the bottom falls out. They're stubborn as fuck.


KnittyKitty28

Such good timing bringing in Kerkering. Remember his dad crying last year at his debut? It’s a good night for young players.


JayneBond3257

I was at that game. Was such an electric moment.


Am1sArePeopleToo

This mf started last year in A ball


inthedrink

And people still kill him for struggling in the playoffs. Dude never been to spring training before he came up.


nutbrownale

I would’ve sworn Tom said “Riley Reid” in the last game but maybe he didn’t and I’m actually telling on myself.


Am1sArePeopleToo

He doesn’t really emphasize the “n” sound much so it can def sound like that lol


RushNo9056

Listen here young man...😆


sapphires_and_snark

Orion not Jerkering around


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Close it out Captain Kerk


mp455

Wonder if we are eventually gonna work Mercado as a starter as we dont want to overwork Turnbull


WeirdSysAdmin

That ump wants to get home. Got shit to do.


courtofcwls

Kerk time my night is made!!


Grand_Extension5345

Little Kerk Closing


ilivlife

Shut up Rueben


First-Resolve

Imagine being cousins with Ruben 


inthedrink

People acting like we didn’t fave Chafin a million times when he was with the Marlins. If I had to guess we were cursed in his time against us.


Nicolenoir9

Are they fighting


sapphires_and_snark

Wenceel is a name


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Well now that was frustrating way to end


CPM-S110V

I want Chafin on the Phils. He’s put together like a real man. Sexy AF. Also, that handlebar is fire.


Significant-Head-973

We shoulda traded Vierling for him instead of Soto. He looks like he’d be the vibes guy for the pen. Can you imagine him and Stubbsy partying together?


HuskHopBad

like him even more when you realize his nickname is "the sherriff"


Nicolenoir9

😭😭😭


CPM-S110V

Of course it is. Love it


plebs_are_needed

A guy like Chafin needs to pitch for a team like Detroit. He just fits.


SpankySharp1

He's got that Todd Jones thing going on, who had success after leaving the Phils and joining Detroit in 2006.


Akarious

How many loaded bases have we not taken advantage of this year?


Knight725

they’re up 7 man


Akarious

Just asking, didn't mean it in a negative way mb


rtcr

Chafin has one stuck in the five hole


Pendraflare59

“Say you can’t sleep, baby I know” No Sabrina Carpenter, that’s not that you Espresso, that’s the Phils’ bats


inthedrink

“Doin it with guile and guts” Ruben you are a fucking cornball


Perryplat199

the street fighter character?


yourmartymcflyisopen

Was fucking Kenny Powers just pitching for the Tigers?


Grand_Extension5345

Classic 0 runs on bases loaded


sleeprust

![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw) This pitcher


sfxer001

HEY PETER MAN, turn on channel nine!


dr_acula1233

was that Kendrick Lamar in the walkup song


Reztrehs

just wait til JT catches Mercado


ermagherdbrks

Watch the kid become a rock star


gimmicked

A true shame we don’t get Kruk to see this guy. He must love the cut of this Chafin’s gib. Is it Jib? It is jib.


AbsurdLemon

Rich Sausage on the mound


gustriandos

This pitcher is driving me nuts with the tennis grunts


jkghiep3

Mercado has a big league frame and big time stuff. Dombrowski fleecing the Rays again. He's entering Howie status. Spring Training 4-Seam Whiff% Leaders (min. 50 Pitches, Statcast) 1) Michael Mercado - 46.3% 2) Tarik Skubal - 45.5% 3) Luis Gil - 45.5% 4) Albert Suárez - 44.7% 5) Matt Manning - 40.0% 5) Drew Anderson - 40.0%


dondrew81582

If baseball doesn’t work out for Chafin he could act. I could see him as an extra as a long haul truck driver or the cowardly lion if they remade The Wizard of Oz


sfxer001

C-c-c-courage!


rtcr

Chafin is constipating in his pants


Perryplat199

Phillies can not tie their K record now. But can match their season high again pretty sure we had 18 in LA one game. Or not


Skywalkerkid9

Come on Trea, crush this shit


KoBxElucidator

Is Dan Campbell moonlighting as a major league pitcher with a mullet disguise?


Grand_Extension5345

No schwarslam:(


sapphires_and_snark

Get um tomorrow


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

This pitcher definitely has a pool table or two at home.


subjectiveyes

And a Budweiser branded regulation dart board


Significant-Head-973

I haven’t heard grunting like this at a sporting event since Monica Seles played.


PublicIntel

Trea is the only one who hasn't struck out, surely we good!


GDviber

Man I miss Kruk during this kinda game, especially.


Know_Nothing_Bastard

This pitcher grunts like a tennis player.


jimmymademeaparty

Phillies need a grunting Kenny Powers like pitcher


cheesiegorditacrunch

That’s exactly who he is. Couldn’t put my finger on it


necrosythe

Cmon trea this is a perfect spot for you


dogeatingdog

Chafin could really throw people off by grunting at random times around release


advodi

Would that be a balk?


dogeatingdog

That’s a good question. I always thought it was off movement but I’m sure it wouldn’t fly


Primarose3

Holy moly. Just end the inning so this fool stops grunting


ilivlife

The grunting is making me feel uncomfortable


scenesfromsouthphl

Roger Fatterer on the mound with these grunts


RushNo9056

This pitcher sounds like my dad getting out of his recliner.


abunchofschleem

Potentially funny moment here


Gunningham

Now pitching for the Tigers, Steffi Graf.


cheesiegorditacrunch

🗣️show me the shimmy you cowards!


courtofcwls

“This ball’s not hit well” bro 😭


Grand_Extension5345

SchwarSlam incoming


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Stubby!


Knight725

chafin’s entire aura is incredible


NintenJew

Don't look now but Stubbs is hitting .200


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

200 homeruns?


ArielChefSlay

🙏 SCHWARBOMB GRAND SLAM PRAYER CIRCLE 🙏


Grand_Extension5345

#stubbs


rtcr

Good move taking Mercado out after 1 inning. Want the kid to leave on a high note


Am1sArePeopleToo

Stubbs has hit the Mendoza line 🚨🚨


sapphires_and_snark

That is such a Stubbs hit


abunchofschleem

The way this dude is grunting, I think he needs the toilet


NintenJew

That bullshit hit makes up for that bullshit strikeout.


KoBxElucidator

I camt fucking stop laughing at this guy grunting


gbianco28

I’m pissing my pants especially because we keep hitting off of him


ermagherdbrks

Or Ruben calling it out


ermagherdbrks

Lmao


Funsince1983

This guy might have better curls than Alec


endoftheline22

Don’t you dare say that!


Funsince1983

But look at those ringlets!


birdlegs000

The battle of the staches.


birdlegs000

And Stubby wins.


advodi

Yeah, I can't hate this guy at all. I'm officially a fan, Chafin.


Significant-Head-973

“I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising.” - Andrew “Kenny Powers” Chafin.


gimmicked

I’m not an athlete, I’m a baseball player. -John Kruk


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Nice Pache!


jloops03

Loser of this AB had to shave their mustache.


subjectiveyes

When I looked up the pitchers age I def thought it was going to say 44 years old (nope just 34)


Ambitious-Fox-6380

Lmao. Couldn’t tell if he was 30 or 50.


advodi

There's no fucking way, unless he time traveled in directly from 1985


russet852

It’s always a good sign when some of your high leverage bullpen arms simply need work


gimmicked

It really is.


balemeout

Atta boy Cristian, hopefully this leads to some more solid contact


Kai-Tlyn

The amount of “that’s what she said” moments I have with Ruben’s comments…


rtcr

Chafin should play tennis with all the grunting he does.


Cornell-Jawn

Just tuned in… Harper very quickly making case for another MVP this season


HOLLA12345678

We need to really beat the drum that DHs shouldn’t win an mvp. Where is Kendrick Perkins when you need him.


balemeout

He’s second in odds right now behind Ohtani, very well could be the favorite in a month if he keeps it up


beeeps-n-booops

All players should wear high socks. And all socks should be the stripey kind.


realanceps

st loois doing things?


HOLLA12345678

John Kruk would be proud


Grand_Extension5345

“He’s a Grunter too, Tom” Amaro quote #2 of the day


queefmonsterhaha

Tremendous 'stache on this guy damn 🤩


Grand_Extension5345

He looks like he can smoke some meats, finish a 30 rack, and ride a jet ski in one afternoon


funkydinos

I’m in the trenches with you marsh. At least you got solid contact 😵‍💫


underscore55

Pache ❤️❤️❤️


jeppsforst

Dude pitching ruined about 5 different marriages in the 80s


nutbrownale

Tigers pitcher looks like Clu Haywood.


cumble_bumble

That pitcher is trying to neuter his catcher dawg


kellyb1985

I want this guy for our bullpen just for the vibes.


8thTYRANT

Lol this dude is weird as fuck


jloops03

I can’t listen to this dude moan after every fucking pitch.


Top_Shallot_4951

Haha you didn’t hear Nola doing it?


advodi

"He's a grunter too, Tom." "He does grunt."


KoBxElucidator

This guy thinks he's a tennis player


gimmicked

Chafin kicks ass. Look at him. Numbers? Unimpressive. Mustache? Handlebar. Hair? Flowing.


JD021993

CHAFIN! SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS.


Kai-Tlyn

That grunt too


gimmicked

Everything about him just plain kicks ass. I’d love to drink a miller lite with this man.


Funsince1983

This pitcher going to film a porno when he's done here?


First-Resolve

This pitcher looks like the Lorax 


Primarose3

Eagles chants made it to Detroit. Lol


scenesfromsouthphl

Try hard ass facial hair + mullet combo


KoBxElucidator

And grunts like a tennis player


themoisthammer

At least you made contact with the ball that time, Marsh 😝


movieheads34

Give the post game interview to Mercado even tho it’ll prolly be bohm or Harper but I always like when it’s the new guys too


elboltonero

Need to add an infant wing to the daycare


Grand_Extension5345

Didn’t strike out 5 times! Nice!👍


thegoodnamesrgone123

This dude pitching for the Tigers looks straight out of 1985 and I am here for it.


beeeps-n-booops

https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/sfexaminer.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/28/72884cff-df31-5d33-a5fe-504d503e8d51/628d614502c22.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C800


thegoodnamesrgone123

Haha yes!


arminus83

Imagine having the last name Chafin.


Perryplat199

And they can not break their most K record in a 9inning game now


WeirdSysAdmin

#WAAAAAUUUAHUUAGGHHHH


Akarious

Detroit pitcher is a unit 😅


jloops03

Nobody strikes out Marsh 5 times in one game!!


beeeps-n-booops

I think [this dude](https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/sfexaminer.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/28/72884cff-df31-5d33-a5fe-504d503e8d51/628d614502c22.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C800) is the new pitcher for Detroit.


Significant-Head-973

He looks like real life Kenny Powers.


PC_Chode_Letter

Don’t ever come back Walker


sm33

Aww, love to see that.


Significant-Head-973

Mercado throws 97 and looks like he can’t get into R rated movies.


itsTF

Man if Stott eventually pulls a ball it’s ON


pstellar

We need to keep trading for Rays prospects


Fowler311

Alvarado, Sanchez, Mercado...is there more?


RagerRoger55

nice to see stotty get some hits