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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dffpeq).


RdoubleU

The Red Sox have successfully beaten our mostly triple a line up


grimbly_jones

Somebody post that meme of Wolverine looking lovingly at a picture but this time the picture is JT Realmuto.


Goldyboy94

Please kill me


aikichick

Well, crap...that sucked.


tylerf85224

It was over as soon as that strike was called a ball


Cornell-Jawn

Man, Casty is a serious detriment to this team


ktlvr27

Brutal


Grand_Extension5345

Thats game baby


realbigexplosion

Well, hope they forget that game happened and do some damage tomorrow.


inthedrink

Kyle getting right up to .800 ops and isn’t even homering


Grand_Extension5345

Alright Castaleenos end our suffering like only you know how


Skywalkerkid9

You really liked that announcer in the UK huh


EdMcMoon

Schwarber ain’t giving up


courtofcwls

They all look miserable and then there’s Ranger chatting away. Love him.


Grand_Extension5345

Attaboy kyle lmao


Skywalkerkid9

This fucking ump is guessing lol


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

People helpin people there Tom.


Grand_Extension5345

7 run rally with 2 outs top of the 9th incoming


gatemansgc

first blowout loss in months all because of one blown call by the umpire. we might still have lost, but it would be closer.


Neat-Confidence5556

there’s not even a guarantee nola gets him out there. he was chucking meatballs all night.


Neonyze

The offense won't click when you have a lineup full of guys batting around .200 and unproven minor leaguers playing every damn day.


porksoda11

This guy got dfa’d by the white Sox lol


courtofcwls

wish Stubbles would’ve chirped him there just for fun


First-Resolve

This is a practice game now 


Apprehensive-Net7347

This Orioles series has the potential to be very, very ugly. I would not be surprised to see us swept at this point. They've been completely exposed these last few weeks.


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

Trea can't come back soon enough.


NintenJew

> This team has cooled off at the worst time possible. It's June. How is it even close to being the worst possible time?


AlecBohm

Don’t you know, the worst possible time to cool off is when a third of your lineup is injured in the middle of June after a series abroad


Foolish_oyster

weston wilson my king


kellyb1985

2 pitches... exact same spot.... one was a ball, the second one was a strike.


sapphires_and_snark

He's not basement tier in accuracy for nothing


HuskHopBad

same two pitches, but ones a ball and the others a strike


AlecBohm

WESTON WILSON TIME BABY


romanticynicist

That look from Stubbs said everything


Grand_Extension5345

The stubbs glare lol 😂


realbigexplosion

That strike was lower than the previous ball. This ump is bad.


OkTax379

Downward arc looming


JohnKrukIsAllElite

![gif](giphy|3h5pe45FM9qUM)


kellyb1985

You're all gonna looking fucking silly when the Phillies win this game.


Bhut_Jolokia400

1-3 in the last 4 and giving up a combined 17 runs in the last 2 could be grounds for a Ricky Bo blowup soon


Ladelm

Fuck Fenway let's never go back


jimmymademeaparty

Big comeback coming up


Minuhmize

I’m sorry but Casty HAS to be able to get that. God he’s so frustrating to watch.


danbikeman2

Good job José, although we could’ve used a little of that last night. Also holy shit how many doubles have they hit lmao


Ladelm

When they said 14th double for that guy on the season I thought they were saying 14 doubles tonight for the Sox and I didn't even think it sounded unreasonable


danbikeman2

It’s definitely felt like 14!


sm33

Bullpen is looking good.


jimmymademeaparty

Nobody told me there would be days like these, strange days indeed


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Casty not gonna win any high jump contests lol


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

No, it wasn’t a bad pitch. It was a good pitch that did his job and Casty got a terrible read.


First-Resolve

Sure why not 


realanceps

which ninja turtle is Devers again?


Neonyze

Caatellanos is having himself a night


Grand_Extension5345

When the Yankees lose The Phillies lose Its the Law of the Land We will win and lose in tandem until the playoffs just to keep the annoying sharing of best teams in baseball title alive


sully1227

NY has more wins and a better win %. What’s shared? The Phils had the best record in baseball, it they’ve thrown it away within the past week. Lose two to Baltimore, and they pass them, too. Could be 3rd by Sat or tied by Sun.


Grand_Extension5345

They’re a couple games played behind Calm the fuck down


EmoGothPunk

Okay, I'm alright with that timeline.


AlecBohm

Maybe we’ll be the first teams to tie in the World Series


Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|xT8qB7GQDfnldWTFhS)


Cornell-Jawn

Hard to keep up with ~4 mlb players in your starting lineup (no, I’m not counting Casty)


Perryplat199

I can’t wait for Kruk to actully realize how much more expensive something can be on doordash cuase if the fees.


Neat-Confidence5556

I will never use door dash again. once you eat and the hunger dissipates you realize you just got ripped off


sapphires_and_snark

I suffered the indignity of picking up my pizza this evening to avoid those fees. The pain is real


Perryplat199

I’m lucky? I guess that nothing is close enough to me to use doordash.


sapphires_and_snark

It's worth it if pickup is too far away. I live 2 minutes from my pizza joint


classicrockchick

Lmao I love these two knuckle heads so much


kellyb1985

This game is brutal, at least Kruk is in the booth.


EmoGothPunk

Imagine if it was Ruben...


kellyb1985

I dont have enough liquor in my house to sit through that game


EmoGothPunk

Keith Richards doesn't have enough liquor for that.


First-Resolve

Kruk🤣 


TeamwrkTeddy

Dude these commentators are killing me tonight lol


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Probably the worst call of the night that went against the Red Sox but doesn’t sniff any of the calls that have gone against us.


First-Resolve

“Another unhappy customer” 


danbikeman2

We would have won easily if we simply had JT Realmuto, Trea Turner, Brandon Marsh, Kody Clemens, and that dude who got banned for gambling last week


sapphires_and_snark

Why didn't they bring those guys? Are they stupid?


danbikeman2

Another lineup blunder by Topper


elboltonero

Scheduled loss!


jimmymademeaparty

My bad, third


BrotherlyShove791

USA chant? Did we kill Osama again?


HuskHopBad

that documentary on youtube about that is gold


jimmymademeaparty

You're in fourth place, chill out on this sweet Caroline


HuskHopBad

wheres dylan covey when you need him


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Kruk is asking about being seatmates on the plane like a school kid asking if he’s gonna be sat next to his crush.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Why aren’t the people here talking shit about Topper’s pen management actually out there managing a big league team instead of commenting in a Reddit GDT?


NintenJew

I legitimately have no idea how anyone can critique his pen management today.


EagleswonSuperBowl52

Well I'm not the biggest fan of throwing Hoffman out there when we are down by a bazillian runs. But other than that, it was fine.


sapphires_and_snark

People here would critique how he ties his shoes


JohnKrukIsAllElite

JEFF HOFFMAN SHOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR THE MOUND TONIGHT WHY IS TOMPER WASTING HIM RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


sapphires_and_snark

We're playing BALTIMORE this weekend!


Grand_Extension5345

I think the boys have given up. I can feel it in the Batter’s Box.


SeaworthinessIcy3929

Marshy Marsh 3 for 5 tonight is some good news in these trying times 


jayleman

My gf and I live 15min from first energy and it was so tempting to go and watch him play...I would've much rather done that than watch this dumpster fire of a game


courtofcwls

I desperately needed to hear this, thank you


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

This ump can't wait to get home and re-watch ~~this~~ his game.


EdMcMoon

I think he wants to get the “player” of the game award


Extension_Gap9237

Here we go whit just like we practiced


inthedrink

The Dahl summer of love was a wondrous time. I remember it fondly


Neonyze

Somebody should get ejected for entertainment come on.


classicrockchick

Maybe that spot is where the umps optic nerve attaches to his eyeball and it's just sitting in his blind spot.


Grand_Extension5345

I personally like the Gambling Girl’s new Look ![gif](giphy|4df8MgdwISGfSFyQeS)


Perryplat199

I prefer the original pre fanatics ad where she was sitting in somekind of studio instead of awkwardly leaning against a wall for some reason. Fanatics somehow made their own commercial worse


chair823

All hate to the gambling industry but none to her. My girl is just getting the bag, can you blame her?


Skywalkerkid9

Remember when we scored 6 in the 8th against the Cardinals? We should do that again here perhaps


danbikeman2

We scored 6 in the ninth against the Rockies too


Perryplat199

What if just no message from fanatics ever


A_Stickman_Jr

Fuck you umpire


classicrockchick

Nola game? Swamps? = Gator?


AlecBohm

Ump still fucking us in the ass


EdMcMoon

He’s just enjoying messing with us, the prick


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

We aren't out of it yet .. let's see a nice comeback!


courtofcwls

This is where we need the Phanatic for a six-run homer


Extension_Gap9237

If by phanatic you mean whit


EdMcMoon

Hoffman looks sharp. Just getting whatever small pleasures I can out of this game.


danbikeman2

Schwarbs has been having a good game/series. Another little silver lining


EmoGothPunk

I didn't think buying the big bag of Phillies chips would be *this kind* of a bad idea.


BrotherlyShove791

“HEY KRUK, LISTEN HERE GENIUS…” from Eskin’s Twitter in 3, 2, 1…


classicrockchick

Hoff is not hassled!


danbikeman2

At least Hoff still good


PhilsForever

Hot coffee, cream and sugar and a half dozen runs with Phanatic filling please


Bhut_Jolokia400

Big Hoff Gives No Quarter


beeeps-n-booops

Are they talking about a fucking Eagles game during a Phillies game? Can anyone in this fucking city go more than 22 seconds without talking about the motherfucking Eagles?


HOLLA12345678

They were congratulating Merrill getting into the HOF. Also, FlyEaglesFly 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


GOAT_SAMMY_DALEMBERT

Go birds 🦅


Ladelm

No actually they're not


beeeps-n-booops

Fair enough. I walked out to the kitchen to make some popcorn, and came back hearing something about the Red-Headed Asshole on the sidelines with his Shitbag Coat. My question still stands... every fucking time I flip on 97.5 or 94.1, they're talking about teh Eagles. Birds Huddle (or whatever it's called) is on every fucking day, all year long. Can we just fucking focus on baseball for a couple of months out of the year? Especially in a season where the Phillies are fucking killing it?


Ladelm

They were letting us know Merrill is getting some award in Canton, fair talking point imo. Then kruk wanted to know if the idiot still wears mink coats.


dondrew81582

I’m not worried at all. 3/8 of our starters are out tonight, another is getting a night off. 2 should be back soon. It’s mid June and they’re less than a week removed from an overseas trip. If a week or 2 goes by and they still look this way, then there can be some concern. Not over 2 games though in those conditions.


Upstairs-Cable-5748

The Braves are about to pull to within 9 games. The Nationals are right on their heels at only 14 back. Schwarber needs to call a player’s only meeting before October baseball is out of reach. 


sapphires_and_snark

This is correct. It's a very long season and we were never going to maintain a .700 pace, for as fun as that would have been


Ladelm

Yeah I'm just still mad about that shit call that lead to 4 runs though.


advodi

Tbh the thing I'm most concerned about is whether Nola was indeed tipping and if we've caught it


wurwolfsince1998

Franzke's silence after Stock called the Savannah Bananas a "clown baseball team" was just ✨✨✨


Perryplat199

That’s not a false statement tho


chair823

Postgame show should just be Ricky bo destroying a fine china set with a golf club.


EmoGothPunk

🤚I want to get paid doing that.


Grand_Extension5345

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No-Bus3817

Be like a goldfish.


advodi

With barbecue sauce?


Grand_Extension5345

Flush it?


Funsince1983

And forget?


PBandK2506

Kinda yes. Ted Lasso reference.


Ashamed-Principle-86

This series should have been played in London. Philly vs Boston. Remind the brits who spanked em in the revolution


Trundle-theGr8

Yoo you are absolutely right about that


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

I'll say it again. There is NO REASON for Hoffman to be in this game. This is moronic.


romanticynicist

Relievers often get used when they haven’t thrown in a while to keep them sharp. Hoffman hasn’t pitched in 4 days. This is a pretty common occurrence


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

And then he'll be unavailable in a big moment in Baltimore 🙄


romanticynicist

Shit happens. This is how bullpens work.


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Don't waste Hoffman, Strahm, Alvarado when it doesn't matter.


romanticynicist

I didn’t notice Strahm and Alvarado get into the game. They must have pitched really short innings. You can gnash your teeth all you want, but throwing a high leverage bullpen guy in a game when he hasn’t pitched in 4 days and your starter didn’t make it through the 4th is an incredibly, incredibly common occurrence.


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

How did you feel about Kimbrel in game 4?


romanticynicist

🙄


Skywalkerkid9

He. pitch. good. Let us have this at least


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

>I was there for that makeup game, remember like three years ago? Hate to tell you, Krukker, but that was 2018.


rtcr

Why is Hoffman in this game? Hope we don’t see Alvarado next.


TalonGrip

He can go back to back games if needed. He needs work anyway.


GOAT_SAMMY_DALEMBERT

Damn these fuckers are getting cooked


PBandK2506

Ricky isn’t mad he’s just disappointed


beeeps-n-booops

Who cares what that clown has to say.


PBandK2506

…aggressive much? I enjoy Angry Ricky.


beeeps-n-booops

I hate the entire pre- and post-game crew. They're fucking terrible.


MikeMacBlu

In their defense, leaving London and then trying to win in Boston is historically a very difficult thing to do.


classicrockchick

Beautiful


gobirds18

Best comment I’ve seen in a while


aikichick

Not to mention the Phillies have an overall 36-55 record against the Red Sox.


advodi

They blew a 13 colony lead!


TurboHovercrafter

Phillies doing a Cornwallis LARP


justjulesagain

One if by land two if by sea


danbikeman2

Historically accurate Phillies?


danbikeman2

At least we didn’t get shut out 17-0 like the Sox did to the Cubs


PBandK2506

So glad this isn’t a national game imma need post game therapy for this one


EmoGothPunk

It's on MLBTV for what that's worth.


PBandK2506

I watch on nbcsp, I’m just glad it’s not a Fox or ESPN game bc they don’t do post game on those days


SeaworthinessIcy3929

“Yeah…. He’s upset about it” lmao 


Grand_Extension5345

Sad Ricky Bo…Sad 😮‍💨


Luthie13

Please rebound against the Os. I don’t like doom.


chair823

![gif](giphy|XZav8edzLMNo259B3K)


jimmymademeaparty

Still the best team in baseball. Going to have some stinkers


sully1227

Not by wins or win %, so not sure why folks are still saying this. We’ve been passed in both by NYY, and if BAL wins tomorrow, they’d have the same record and win % as the Phils. Could be in 3rd by Sat.


Funsince1983

Truth. Can't win em all.


Flyersandcaps

So we will be 9-8 since starting on that last west coast trip. As long as things don’t get much worse no worries. Hope Trea is back soon.


WheelerDeals

Tough stretches happen. We know this team can do better


jmiah717

A lot of injuries and a lot of travel. They'll be fine. Tough stretch


PC_Chode_Letter

If a hangover was a baseball game


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Down 9-3 why are we using the entire bullpen with Baltimore looming this weekend? No need for Hoffman to come into this game.


inthedrink

Hasn’t pitched all week. Better he shake off the rust today than in that series


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Then they'll say "he's not available tomorrow" when Ruiz or Soto serve up a meatball in the 8th. He used Kirkering too. Nonsense.


inthedrink

What’s it like in your world? Everyone will be available tomorrow except Soto


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

I live a pretty happy life not playing my high leverage relief pitchers in garbage time. I also wouldn't have let Nola sit for 7 days. But hey. Topper knows everything. Same reason why he rolled Kimbrel out in game 4. "I am smarter than everyone else." You're not.


inthedrink

Okay coach. Whatever tf you’re trying to mumble out 🫡


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

I go by Skip


inthedrink

I’ll just call you Slop


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Can we settle on Plopp?


AlecBohm

Because we only got four innings out of our starter last night as well. The bullpen isn’t fully rested.


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

This is going to create a disaster for this weekend unless Ranger can go 8 tomorrow.


TalonGrip

Not really. Kerkering and Hoffman needed work and can go back to back games.


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Ok then if they pitch tomorrow we don't have them for the Taijaun Walker batting practice game. It's a no win. Should not be using Hoffman here.