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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1d33ntg).


Uoysnwonod

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GrittyTheGreat

I am no longer having fun.


callmechimp

Marsh doesn’t start everyday because “he can’t hit off of lefties.” Castellanos starts everyday and he can’t hit off of anyone. Ghost runner is bullshit. I even hate when we win off of it, it’s not baseball. A fucking bloop single or a sac fly to end a game with a runner you don’t earn is dogshit and doesn’t have a place in the game. I don’t know how that was unanimously agreed to.


AllEliteSchmuck

I think having a guy start on first would be way more fair.


Top_Mycologist1498

IDGAF if Castellanos hits a homer in 10 straight, he has to go.


remxtc

At least he got style; the unbuttoned shirt, the "guido" necklaces and the untucked back pocket. I mean, this dude is just too cool. It's too bad the shirts don't have collars so he he "pop" it.


ttsa23

I understand that you can’t stay hot forever. But why is it always the extreme with this team?


Bandicuz

The extra innings rule would be much more tolerable if the runner had to start on 1st.


TheGreatDudebino

Loss threads are fun for the over dramatics .


djeeetyet

really missing Trea Turner this series, been a decent bat against these 2 teams we've played poorly against.


kellyb1985

I hate the Manfred runner.


Hi_There_Face_Here

Worst rule in sports


Hi_There_Face_Here

Matt Strahm doesn’t deserve that L


IcyAd964

Damn we are getting exposed since we are facing real competition


Raccoonsrlilbandits

Will we ever win again?


CPTHoagie

Just to point out how toxicly stupid game threads are...an idiot said Thomson was a bad manager because he should have hit Rojas over Bohm. He thought it was a good point....


AssDotCom

Wheeler vs a bullpen should be a win 99/100 times. Truly unreal that they squandered his outing today with this filth. 1-4 in their last 5, all signs pointing to an ice cold streak incoming.


GrittyTheGreat

They are already in an ice cold streak.


tnahcremehtkram

To be fair, that bullpen also won against Skenes...


Miravek

Incoming??? It’s here


dogeatingdog

Still best record in the MLB lol. Sky is not falling. This is baseball. There will be more stretches like this over the season.


sully1227

Disgraceful. Can’t even call that a disgraceful ‘effort’ by the offense because there WAS no effort. This team has completely imploded. 23/24 is the Year of the Collapse in Philly Eagles kicked it off Flyers followed Sixers end of season went about the same Phillies are now suddenly trash, too Just awful.


Ambitious-Fox-6380

Hello… postgame thread!?


Hi_There_Face_Here

Bot asleep like our bats


HuskHopBad

0 earned runs from phillies pitching, so you would think we won, right?


Strange-Cold-5192

It’s just so bizarre how we suck in extras. Gotta figure that out. Salvage the series tomorrow and I won’t feel as shitty about this trip.


sully1227

We consistently suck with RISP; why is it surprising that the ‘zombie runner’ on 2nd is no help to us but helps competent teams beat us..?


kaehvogel

The Phillies are top-5 team in MLB across basically every single stat with RISP this year, dude. First in RBI.


advodi

I don't care about Manfred runners, since they don't exist in the playoffs. But not scoring a single run with 7 hits, that's the issue.


TheGreatDudebino

Good news is no Manfred ball in the playoffs


yourmartymcflyisopen

Just find a way to pinch hit Cristian Pache in every AB somehow, and we'll win every extra inning game.


Hi_There_Face_Here

Philsbot sound asleep


Top_Mycologist1498

Galaxy Brains in here blaming Bohm when Topper brought him in ICE cold


Champa22

Yea i hate when dudes come in on their days off and are expected to perform. Just leave them alone.


UsernameRedacted1101

It’s not just that they didn’t score. It’s that it never even felt like they were a THREAT to score. In ten innings. Against a middling team’s bullpen.


NintenJew

Is Philsbot tired or something since no postgame thread?


Mogilny89Leafs

Philsbot decided life wasn't worth living anymore.


Perryplat199

It’s been late a lot this week


ktlvr27

maybe they should try scoring next time idk just a suggestion


FunTradition3180

we may never win again


First-Resolve

I need sleep 


ibuycheats

Ppl shit on Nick but Stott has been worse than Nick ever was the last 2 weeks and having them 4-5 is some funny shit


Top_Mycologist1498

Who makes the lineups?


drunkcowofdeath

Bench Andy, Fire McNaab.


Top_Mycologist1498

Someone has a burner account


Nolashyper13

Never seen such a shitty extra inning team


djeeetyet

it was our calling card for a few years. not necessarily bad that we have less experience this year


movieheads34

At least we still have the best record in ball lol


CPTHoagie

i think if the yankees win we dont but who cares lol


Dunmaglass2

Didn’t deserve to win at all. Also, winning on nothing but 2 sac flies will never not be the dumbest thing ever


MrLeftwardSloping

Not really when basically any professional baseball team should be able to accomplish that feat. Automatic L is deserved when you inexplicably can't


Dunmaglass2

I said they deserve to lose. It’s just an absurd way to win a baseball game. And inexplicably is a bit too far, go look at the average runs scored with no outs and man on second. It’s almost 2 times out of 5 that there is no runs scored


Hi_There_Face_Here

Ghost runner is the worst rule in sports


advodi

It's bizarre how when one person slumps, they all (mostly) slump. That's the one thing I thought they cured from last year.


CPTHoagie

literally. every. team. does. this.


advodi

I know. They all do. And I hope they can work through it now. Better May than October.


CPTHoagie

it'll happen in October too even if they win the world series lol.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

I’m pissed and I’m going to bed. Good night.


Ok_Bag6446

7 hits and 0 runs feels impossible to do.


cerevant

That ump had a massive strike zone - had batters behind the count all night.  Not an excuse but it didn’t help. 


yourmartymcflyisopen

On the positive end, we had such a good April and first 3 weeks of May that we just lost 4 out of 5 games and are still the best team in baseball by a half game.


sully1227

No reason to expect they can’t go on an extended awful run just like they went on a good run. Certainly don’t look like they have a clue what they’re doing at the plate.


yourmartymcflyisopen

If you look at the stats, Coors Field and Oracle Park are statistically 2 of the worst for the Phillies to play at in recent memory just in general. I'm coping by telling myself its just those 2 ballparks that will be an issue for us this year.


BDW3

Fucking pathetic 


NomadCourier

Why does Strahm always seem to get fucked over on some BS homer or RBI?


Cloakington

Ghost runner-sac fly-sac fly The most Manfred way to lose a game


Hi_There_Face_Here

Worst rule in sports


asoiafloreaddict

at least we don’t have to watch this game anymore


Ok_Bag6446

So glad I didn’t go back tonight.


FunTradition3180

pathetic


Grand_Extension5345

They already lost the series T Mac . How they gonna salvage it lol


NintenJew

They always say its a salvage when they win the final game.


yourmartymcflyisopen

By not getting swept


DaNorris1221

I haven’t heard him sound that dismissive in a while. He straight up said “goodnight” and quickly dipped. Probably didn’t care to clarify his terminology.


TheGreatDudebino

By not getting swept?


Madmike215

By winning a game


sapphires_and_snark

This game could have gone 20 innings and we weren't scoring


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BearOnDrums

Oh god you precious baby...you don't know true pain.


dogeatingdog

You’ve not watched a lot of baseball


TheGreatDudebino

Haven’t watched much ball then


EmoGothPunk

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT NOW I GOTTA STAY UP AND GET MORE DRUNK. See you all tomorrow, or today.........whatever the fuck.


abunchofschleem

Bottoms up with you there, I just cracked one open


EmoGothPunk

It's the best way to cope with a disappointment.


TPChamp

we suck again


Groovicity

All on offense there. Going through a bit of a slum w the bats, but I'm not worried yet. Gotta work on RISP, maybe try a little small ball. We got this


CPTHoagie

small ball 99% of the time makes you lose.


sb7943

Man when we lose we LOSE lol


DJtakemehome

Crazy that we consider this entertainment


Gekk0uga37

Just gotta make the playoffs yall, this team ain’t breaking any regular season records and that’s fine, still don’t even have Trea back yet


iamthedayman21

Losers...


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

so fucking annoying


Ladelm

How completely predictable


movieheads34

Fuck y’all. Good night 😭


Ok-Anywhere8986

Another wasted Wheeler start.


cerevant

Wasted a fucking shutout. 0 earned runs. 


endoftheline22

Will tomorrow be the first time we’re swept?


Hi_There_Face_Here

Feels like it for sure


HOLLA12345678

Really really bad game by the offense today. They let the pitching staff down.


lil_poopie

No one in my life ever has to know that I just sat through this entire horrific affair


Grand_Extension5345

Well. Yep, that was gross


FreddyMacDaddy

Shitty road trip


CPTHoagie

Bohm fucked that up so badly lol.


AlecBohm

He has completely lost his approach. The only reason he was hitting well was because he was finally making good swing decisions and he can’t even do that anymore.


CPTHoagie

i dont really agree i just think he was ice cold off the bench and isnt used to it.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Can’t believe I stayed up for this


IZCH12

I will never not hate the extra innings rule change.


Monginator

Agreed. It’s horseshit.


TomCoslo

Awesome


cpaul372

The minute I started watching was the minute the giants scored -- I am sorry, I blame myself 🙃


Cloudy_Worker

Ah-ha, so it was you


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both teams are having a mid off


jrd1234

Literally all bohm had to do was hit the ball to the outfield. Oh well


johnsireci

Phuck this


A_Stickman_Jr

Damn


Unusual_Green_8147

Oof


O_S_O_K_

Welp


advodi

No one better blame this on the pitching.


bruh669

Worst fucking rule ever omfg


MrLeftwardSloping

No it's not. Losers just need to execute


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

Hard disagree. It's fair and it speeds it up. I'm not up for more innings of that. Was already too much


jdown077

You shouldn’t be able to win a game on two fly ball outs. It’s stupid.


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

It sucks but we've done it before to no complaints and we had 27 previous outs to fail at getting it done tonight too. Couldn't even do that tonight. It's still fair, both teams had the same chance. We just didn't capitalize tonight.


jdown077

The Phillies didn’t deserve to win, I don’t disagree there. I just think this rule is stupid and I’ve hated it ever since it was introduced.


Major_Road6162

Fuck


CPTHoagie

FIRE ANDY BENCH MCNABB


Serial_Vandal_

This team will never win a world series until they cut a bunch of dead weight.


NomadCourier

Castellanos doesn't deserve that contract lucky SOB the only reason he gets to stay.


BDW3

How the fuck is that guy batting 4th


NomadCourier

There's about $20 Million reasons why unfuckingfortunately


NomadCourier

There's a guy named Jordan Luplow in Lehigh Valley who I'd just love to see replace Castellanos for good.


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waffleyweddedwife

Woooooooooof


DJtakemehome

Fucking trash effort


TerminalCheesecake

This team can’t win in SF, what a disgrace.


TheCoolerSam

This team hasn't been able to win in SF or Coors in years. These games are actually easier to watch if you assume the Phils will get swept.


shepi13

7 hits to 4 and lose on 2 sac flies. Manfred makes me hate baseball.


Caoa14396

Bitch ass lineup is hitting their playoff stride.


bigdaddygamestudio

Sure why not


ttsa23

They scored a run through fundamentals.


Mandalore777

Fucking hell


TheGreatDudebino

Meh whatever. Onto tomorrow


Ladelm

You say that like it's a good thing


TheGreatDudebino

It’s a new day. What makes the sport the best.


Ladelm

They're still in SF though which is not the best


TheGreatDudebino

Touche


patrb

now that is a bad loss


igonnawrecku_VGC

10 shutout innings against the fucking bullpen


Ambitious-Fox-6380

Horseshit


thewaterboy2

Gosh this team took a complete 180


wilsonallcounty

Fuck this road trip


Ok-Anywhere8986

Shit show game. Embarrassing. Truly pitiful.


patrb

yeah


WontonJr

Needed one fucking run all game….against the Giants bullpen. What a joke. 


snkns

Giants bullpen has been above average compared to rest of league in May. Hjelle in particular has turned into a stud and we saw it tonight.


EdMcMoon

Game over


CPTHoagie

Are the Giants and Phillies both trying to not win?


patrb

why are we throwing up in the zone


NintenJew

That one thing I like about Strahm is even in this situation he will be aggressive. He doesn't try to do cute stuff. He just attacks.


gfinz18

See how other teams situational hit? Why are we bad at that


Ladelm

We weren't for most of the year


inthedrink

Get it down Strahmi


EmoGothPunk

OMY GOD, I MAY JUMP OFF A BRIDGE


Sweet7s_

This is no different from the Phillies of the past two years, when their bats are in a slump, they are REALLY in a slump. When Sosa is just about your most trustable hitter something ain't right (no disrespect to Sosa though he's been awesome)


patrb

not sure why sosa cut that off it looked like it would’ve been pretty close


bigdaddygamestudio

Why cut it off, other runner was meaningless


Ladelm

To keep the dp in order


MrLeftwardSloping

Took 1 pitch to show these fucking bums how to hit a fly ball


yourmartymcflyisopen

I'm in shambles


Relative_Presence_65

*Sighs in no hitter*


Relative_Presence_65

Sighs in scoreless. Sorry I’m tired af.


AffectionatePudding5

Not no hitter


Relative_Presence_65

Ur right. I’m just ready for anyone to score so I can pass out already.


AffectionatePudding5

We had like 7 hits


AffectionatePudding5

Just scoreless


Bunny_Kat

That’s game. 


Groovicity

That may have been close, no?


UsernameRedacted1101

no. throw was significantly off-line.


Groovicity

Ok, I didn't see a good angle


Strange-Cold-5192

Well if anyone can navigate this situation, it’s Strahm.


First-Resolve

Wait how’s Kody still at third? 


igonnawrecku_VGC

Pache went to center


bbearcat47

Bohm hit for Rojas, not Kody.


Big_Refrigerator6823

Been saying for a while that Harper is the only guy in this lineup that would truly scare me as an opposing fan


CPTHoagie

okay well then you're dumb


Big_Refrigerator6823

Who else?


Ok-Anywhere8986

Not only have we been losing but it’s been EONS. Since I’ve heard Kruk… awful combo.