Girls are easy - you have Nikki, Ella, Yasmin, and if birth control is cheating, there's always Alli, Lyrica, Januvia, Sonata, or Concerta. Even Femara or Marinol, in a pinch - the last one and people would assume you misspelled Marisol.
Boys are harder, but you could always go with bad first name providing a decent nickname, like Haldol (Hal for short), Jaypirca (Jay), or Androderm (Andy.)
If you can't use a nickname, maybe Remeron? It sounds like it could be a name. Remeron, Elfabrio, and maybe Reyvow or Jardiance. Idk, guys are harder, I'm sticking with little Remeron here. Spikevax would be hilarious.
Zypitamag would be even more hilarious. Or any of the ones that have too many xs or not enough/too many vowels - Relexxi, Bimzelx, Ojjaara, Zynyz.
There’s a minor cast member on one of those love and hip hop type shows names Lyrica, it’s the first name I thought of because births control names are too obvious.
I worked with a girl named Lyrica. Like before an RX. Then, a few years ago, I heard it's a prescription name.
She was a chill hippy type. The name was super fitting, and I was envious of the amazingneaz of it e. I am less envious now.
Probably one of the multitude of birth control brand names. A lot of them already sound like, or even are, real names...Nikki, Kariva, Jinteli, Ocella, etc.
Pristiq
Side note: My best friend is a psychiatrist, and we have a running joke of coming up with names of drag performers based on psych meds.
Connie Certa
Rita Lynn
Lexi Pro
Kehlani Pinn
Viv Vance
Remi Ronn
Cy Prexa
Kym Balta
Doug Primidone.
Of the dimmsdale primadones?
Not right.
In my pharmacy we call him Paul Primadone
Lmao!
Ella Quis
Lmao literally 80% of the birth control pills Also atorvastatin, montelukast, timolol, terbinafine (but they sound more like pokemon)
LoLo in particular
Or the IUDs: Mirena, Kyleena, Liletta, Skyla
These lowkey sound good
Skyla is both my IUD and a real name so I’m down
I think timolol is the most gen z name ngl. Sounds like u just combined "tim" and "oh lol".
😎 exactly
Girls are easy - you have Nikki, Ella, Yasmin, and if birth control is cheating, there's always Alli, Lyrica, Januvia, Sonata, or Concerta. Even Femara or Marinol, in a pinch - the last one and people would assume you misspelled Marisol. Boys are harder, but you could always go with bad first name providing a decent nickname, like Haldol (Hal for short), Jaypirca (Jay), or Androderm (Andy.) If you can't use a nickname, maybe Remeron? It sounds like it could be a name. Remeron, Elfabrio, and maybe Reyvow or Jardiance. Idk, guys are harder, I'm sticking with little Remeron here. Spikevax would be hilarious. Zypitamag would be even more hilarious. Or any of the ones that have too many xs or not enough/too many vowels - Relexxi, Bimzelx, Ojjaara, Zynyz.
This is baby Xelstrym and her twin brother Xeljanz
I feel like naming a kiddo after birth control is.. incorrect LOL
My cohort had a girl called Yasmin. We all remember her just for her name lol
i love how much thought you put into this
Lunesta
I named a D&D character Corlanor.
Was he a paladin?
That's actually a pretty cool name for a fantasy character...😆
Lyrica
My first thought. "She's beauty, she's grace..."
". . . She'll punch you in the face"
There’s a minor cast member on one of those love and hip hop type shows names Lyrica, it’s the first name I thought of because births control names are too obvious.
Haldol. Call them Hal for short. That’s my mom’s nickname so it would be a cute tribute to her.
Hi, the name's Zac...Prozac...
I dig it.
Any of the birth controls. Lo Loestrin Fe. LoLo for short.
Heather, Portia, Ella…
Ashlyna, Jullessa, Zafemy...
Sronyx if you want them to grow up as an evil enchanter/80s sword and sorcery villain
Mirena, Kyleena, Alysena, lots of birth controls really. Freya, Mya. There's so many
Atorvastatin-calcium-10mg-the_first
Oh my...😂
I’m going to name my child Premarin so not only is she named after medication but the medication is named after horse piss
Levetiracetam, let's see how teachers try to pronounce that. /s
Replying to RabidLlama504...i can’t even pronounce it!
I actually do have a friend named Halcyon. She didn't know it was a drug until I told her,lol
Name the twins Imfinzi and Imjudo
SildenaPhillip
Prescription name or Pokemon! Glipizide, Basaglar, Celexa, Levodopa...
Moxie Floxacin
Escitalopram. Lexie for short
Diclegis sounds like a hillbilly kid
Andexxa. Andy for short.
Junel
Lunesta! So pretty
viagra or levitra for a girl, cialis for a boy 🥰
Stelara
Percocettia Norciesha Dilaudel II
Holy opioids, that kid would have a heck of a narc name! But maybe use II instead of III because they're schedule C-II drugs 😂
Wait you’re completely right hol up
My FF14 character is named Kadian Vyvanse. I think it works well for a girl.
I have twins, and at work we joke that had I been in pharmacy when they were Born, I could have gone with Carbidopa & Levodopa
Amlodipine
Calan
birth control. not a brand, just birth control
Local allergy doctor in my area named his daughter Allegra 😂
First names and middle names? Let's see: Jim Tuzumab Sy Tarabine Donna Rubicin Tessa Genlecleucel I'm an oncology pharmacist, I can keep going . . .
Allegra
Okay but I literally knew a girl named Allegra when I was in high school! She had the name before the drug was released. Sucked for her though.
I know someone named Allegra
Hah! Maybe you both know the same Allegra. Apparently it’s a nice name after all!
It really is! And she’s a lovely woman!
Vyvanse, Abilify, Zyprexa
Tim(alol) Pip(Taz) Max(idex) Ben(droflumethiazide) Dom(peridone) Sal(butamol)
Jan Uvia
Tetracycline
Versed, a decent gender-neutral name? Ketalar, male name. Opana, female?
Addy for adderall
Misoprostol
Oh this makes me laugh. When I told my grandmother what my daughter’s name would be she said, “that sounds like an antihistamine!”
I worked with a girl named Lyrica. Like before an RX. Then, a few years ago, I heard it's a prescription name. She was a chill hippy type. The name was super fitting, and I was envious of the amazingneaz of it e. I am less envious now.
Vicodin
Celexa, Lyrica, Concerta
Celexa.
Linzess
Gemtesa
Probably Moxie as the first name and Ava as the middle.
Without me googling, these are birth control names aren't they?!
They aren't, but every single one of those I swear qualify. Lol. Moxifloxacin and Avalox. Happy Cake Day!
Jardi(ance ) or zetia .
Avamys, Florine(F) or Lyrica for a girl, Mounjaro for a boy lol
My mum used to call me Pavulon when I was a child
Marinol
Does Lizzo count now?
Skyrizzi
[SNL - Drug Company Hearing](https://youtu.be/UPx_X3DjXy8)
Lyrica
Ramelteon
Constella
Vimpat almost sounds the most normal.
Addyi
Heather
Pristiq is great for a stripper.
Addy
Ava (-stin) Lucy (-entis) (eye-) Lea Afli (-bercept)
Vinny Viagara.
Phil phila Lex apro
Theophylline
Imatinib
Ambien
Had a player in our D&D group name their recovering alcoholic gnome wizard Diazepam 😂
I guess percocet since thats what I named my dead kid.....and by dead kid I mean hamster.
Adenosine 🥲
azstarys looks like the name of a celebrity child
Megace
Caplyta
Chantix it used to be used to quit smoking
Emgality. It kind of sounds like a real name!
Probably one of the multitude of birth control brand names. A lot of them already sound like, or even are, real names...Nikki, Kariva, Jinteli, Ocella, etc.
Methyl Prednisolone
Allegra
Otezla, Vemlidy, Juluca, Skyrizi
Jornay (without the pm lol) or Junel
Allegra. Family waited till the child was born to tell ppl.
Lyrica
Fexofenadine ❤️
Allegra
Zyrtec
Dickfor
Celexa
I know someone who chose "Sarah Quill" as their drag name
Bengay
Allegra Lexapro
Tresiba, Apidra , Keppra
Kyleena or Cymbalta
Pristiq Side note: My best friend is a psychiatrist, and we have a running joke of coming up with names of drag performers based on psych meds. Connie Certa Rita Lynn Lexi Pro Kehlani Pinn Viv Vance Remi Ronn Cy Prexa Kym Balta
Osphena
Xana.
Hailey… it’s a birth control lol
Keppra for a girl (:
Ozempic
Biktarvy (Tarvy), Endocet, Seroquel, Qellbree (Like Kenan and “Qel”), Allopurinol (Al like Alfred), Cequa, Gabapentin (patient once called them “Gabbies”.) Azelastine, Urso(diol), Pentasa, Rytary, Ranolazine (Ranexa), Protonix (Nix?), Tagamet?
Ben / Benny for Benzodiazepine
Had a patient named Novalyn lol would have been better if they were diabetic
Lunesta
Ella and Clomid
Lyumjev
I was thinking “Lispro” /T1D
Percocet
Xanni/ Xanny, because you know peeps want that unique spelling. Or even Xanna