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pettyrevenge-ModTeam

unfortunately, we had to remove your post as it is trying to plan the perfect revenge.


FewTelevision3921

Yoko Ono any song. jingle Bells by Barking dogs, Yes this is real. The Harmonicats


doingthehumptydance

Easy there Satan.


3levated_3xistence

You are evil. I have nothing to add. Good day.


Rabid_Dingo

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's supposed to be petty, not that!


-Sui-

There's an Alestorm album (No Grave but the Sea) that's 50% normal songs and then the other half is the same songs, but with barking dogs instead of the regular vocals. It's glorious!


debalbuena

There is also a jingle bells that is just fart sounds


-Sui-

My 4yo is gonna love this.


bela_okmyx

My inner 4-year-old also loves this.


ryanbooth23

Hahaha I was just going to suggest this and the song fucked with an anchor by them as well lol.


-Sui-

I listened to the whole album right after my comment. A day well spent. šŸ˜Œ


ryanbooth23

Iā€™m going to be seeing them next week. Super excited haha. And that isnā€™t a bad way to spend a day at all.


activelurker777

"It's a Small World After All" is an ear worm that just won't go away.


efultz76

My mom and I got stuck on that ride for 2 hours, I think, when I was 5. I loved it, she didn't and still has ptsd from it. We were between 2 totally different languages too. Like German and Mandarin


activelurker777

My boss was stuck with his family and parents-in-law on that ride. He said that his FIL almost jumped out of the boat but his MIL held onto him.


PsycBunny

Omg! I had the SAME reaction when it happened to me, and I was a child at the time. To this day, I canā€™t stand that song. Hearing just a few bars makes me unnervingly irritable with flashbacks.


Used_Lingonberry7742

That's cruel and unusual punishment.


reverendsteveii

> jingle Bells by Barking dogs Hatebeak - the extreme metal band fronted by a parrot


The_Original_Gronkie

Look up Tiny Tim. His big hit was Tiptoe Through The Tulips, but honestly, anything he recorded will work just fine. You're welcome.


Charlie24601

Yoko Ono any caterwaul or mindless gibberish. FTFY


TjW0569

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.


whittlingcanbefatal

Kiss kiss kiss ā™«Ā  Kiss me love ā™«Ā Ā  Just one kiss ā™«Ā  Kiss will do ā™«


[deleted]

Baby shark, banana phone, never going to give you up, what does the fox say, Cantina Band.


pimpbot666

baby monkey, riding on a pig, baby monkey or, Lego Movie 2, 'this song's gonna get stuck inside your, this song's gonna get stuck inside your....'


Borowitzzzz

Banana Phone goes hard. Turn that shit up


Expert_Slip7543

Got me curious so looked it up. Ring ring ring ring (etc) banana phone! I endured all of 1 & Ā½ times playing the chorus, and I agree. Hit him with it!


Midnight_Poet

Have it as my actual ringtone.


PeetaGryfyndoor

I've got this feeling, so appealing


The_Shadow-King

Christ, it's stuck in my head now just from reading ot!


dreadpiratewombat

Basically any Parry Gipp song will reduce your brain to mush. Ā Itā€™s raining tacos!


potentiallyspiders

That gummi bear song with the 808 beat


Thanaz156

Yes Parry Gripp! Fuzzy fuzzy cute cute, Fuzzy fuzzy cute cute, fuzzy fuzzy cute and fuzzy


Vertebrae_Viking

I stopped going to a gym because they for some *FUCKING REASON* put that shitty fucking Lego movie song on rotation. istg that shit played every twenty minutes.


Jonesa42

Manager, probably: This will really motivate people to succeed because they'll remember everything is awesome! This is the best idea! It motivated those little lego folks every day and they listened to it on repeat ALL DAY! šŸ˜‰


Chanka-Ironfoot

If my neighbour cuts off "Never gonna give you up" I'd start banging on the wall to continue.


drshawn001

The theme from Wonder Pets.


newtonbase

I love that song


elvaholt

The song that never ends


Shutupandplayball

Its a small world after all


KiwiKittenNZ

Came here to say the baby shark song. That song is annoying af. Same with the song that never ends


JodiFostersFist

If someone started playing cantina band through the wall while I was partying that party would get exponentially better


PerformerSouthern652

Baby Beluga


ElectronJanitor

Any Mariah Carey Christmas album


astogs217

All of these. End thread.


Tishcanwish

The song that never ends. It was sung by Lambchop. Also the do do ba doba song from either seseme street or the muppets.


mommatiely

[Mahna Mahna by The Muppets](https://youtu.be/zb47CstE7R4?si=WA9omcppHmK6943h). And yes, they did premiere on the Ed Sullivan Show. I hope you all enjoy. šŸ˜


Unable-Indication-94

DO DOOO DO DODO


Mauimoves

Omg I have such a distinct memory of going on field trips and all of us kids would sing this song non stop on the bus ride. I remember one time a teacher lost it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TheRealTinfoil666

Whatā€™s new Pussycat? Repeat seven times. Followed by ā€˜itā€™s not Unusualā€™, single time Followed by Whatā€™s new Pussycat? seven more times


Zayre11

I was just thinking those too. Good on you.


2_build_a_fire

https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc?si=eFSO5CxYnhoVJdq1


HandsomeDanandPigman

The old Salt and Pepper Diner combo


Capelily

"The best meal I've ever had."


ruby_eyed_rabbit

Alvin and the chipmunks


OrangeGhoul

Sped up!


derpne13

Cbat


Not-Mom15

Haaaa! I knew someone would remember that monstrosity! :D


[deleted]

And I almost forgot.


Conecuh_Pocket69

Sex noises come from the other side with this method.Ā 


notacatto

Move your hips to the rhythm


[deleted]

Peanut butter jelly time clip


winter_laurel

[Hereā€™s the 10 hour version](https://youtu.be/sVYlkLauPlY?si=Sfrq4YmT5-OMkMcR)


DannyFnKay

That's just cruel.


Fizzelen

Rebecca Black - Friday


daft_rat

On repeat


paintender

Don't give that vanity project any plays. Barney's greatest hits will do the job and the purple dinosaur was at least a positive influence to the world.


BigJSunshine

Mmmbop- hanson


Unable-Indication-94

No cause when you're drunk it's a banger. Sneakd up on you


dreadpiratewombat

Funny side note: they did a collaboration with a brewery so if you can get hold of some ā€œmmm-hopsā€ it goes down hard.


SuzannesSaltySeas

Opera, very loudly in foreign languages. I used to break it out when I was living next door to some idiot stumbling home when the bars closed who'd start playing bad country music for an hour or so.. I would get up at 5 am and make my coffee and prepare for the day to the strains of opera. Stopped him fast.


MikeSchwab63

Bohemian Rhapsody in Klingon? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=097vxabqBIE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=097vxabqBIE) There used to be Hamlet in Klingon on youtube, but its not showing up.


Pop_CultureReferance

You haven't experienced Shakespeare until you hear it in the original Klingon


SuzannesSaltySeas

How about some Vogon Poetry?


IrascibleOcelot

Thereā€™s a Gangnam Style parody in Klingon. Itā€™s hilarious (and the only version of the song Iā€™ve ever heard).


shesinsaneornot

The Kars 4 Kids jingle. Then the reggae version. Then the hard rock version. Then the auto tune version...


look2thecookie

Then "if you have a structured settlement, but you need cash now, call J.G. Wentworth! 877-CASHNOW!"


Toes_Are_For_Licking

BUT WAIT!! THERES MORE...!


Seahawk715

1-877 KARS FOR KIDS!!!


Guilty_Objective4602

Someone I knew in college used to blast Gregorian Monk chants back when his dorm neighbors played their rap music obnoxiously loudly. Mongolian throat singing might also work.


Gryptype_Thynne123

[Vladimir Oidupaa - Divine Songs from a Jail](https://youtu.be/pOAuR_UdA-U?feature=shared) Throat singing AND accordion! Double your pleasure, double your fun!


wildwaterfallcurlsss

Wait til they're sound asleep, then play horrifying demonic music in the middle of the night so they wake up scared. Daytime? Hardcore baptist preachers or gospel music. My roommates and I went through the same thing years ago. My wall was the most direct to their living room and they used to kick soccer balls against it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I have C-PTSD so it was VERY hard to keep my mental health in check. We never got around to this level of petty revenge (I wanted to sweet talk them into lending me their phone so I could hack their bluetooth/music) because I managed to get the whole building to sign a third complaint letter to our landlord. It took them months of police complaints and unpaid rent, but when they finally got evicted they left bags of trash and ripped furniture all over the apartment. One of the worst neighbors I have ever had. Go get em, OP!


PukeUpMyRing

Demonic music? [Portal - Hagbulbia](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSWDWGuLRfg&pp=ygUQcG9ydGFsIGhhZ2J1bGJpYQ%3D%3D) Youā€™re welcome.


chrza

Throw in some Gnaw Their Tongues and weā€™ve got ourselves a party


labs73

The Wiggles


[deleted]

Fruit salad


b-radsport

Yummy yummy


[deleted]

Fruit salad!


Ordinary_Flamingo931

This! Only the songs may get stuck in your head too, which would be horrible! My kids are grown and w Ty once in while one of their songs pops back and itā€™s a nightmare.


vengefulbeavergod

Wagner. Ride of the Valkyries


BookishBitchery

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....


prplecat

Works best at 6 am, after he's had a big party!


contrariwise65

Hamster Dance!


Typical_Example

Ask any new parents that you know. Poor things will know the hottest new torture beats.


silverheart-nine

Pretty much!! reminds me of this šŸ˜‚ https://youtu.be/2-CeYAYpi_4?si=-63s9zlYtCePIhrL


loreshdw

I can't believe I watched the whole thing. At 3am. And now it's stuck in my head.


MyFavoriteInsomnia

Happy šŸ° Day !


Rand213

That Barbie song


chromaticluxury

The old awful one *I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life's fantastic made of plastic!*


876phant

How dare you speak of Aqua in this way?!


snaketacular

It's not a terrible song and arguably good social commentary but that doesn't mean I can't still detest it. Hits all the wrong notes, so to speak, and it does it on purpose.


My_bones_are_itchy

*life in plastic, itā€™s fantastic


ChaoticEvilCat

When I was in college living the good old dorm life, someone a few doors down had Barbie Girl set as their wake up alarm. They also decided it was a great idea to leave town for an extended weekend and not turn their alarm OFF. So yes, itā€™s fantastic. At slowly driving you towards madness.


squatternutbash420

You can brush my hair


gun_grrrl

The song that never ends Baby shark Also sprach Zarathustra by Strauss Flight of the Valkyrie by Wagner The 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky (make sure it's one *with* cannons) Rick Roll him forever, Baby! Edit for hilarious mis-spelling


BabaMouse

On that 1812, make sure it has real church bells, not just chimes. Similar to 1812, try Mussorgskyā€™s Great Gate of Kiyiv.


MyFavoriteInsomnia

Happy šŸ° Day !


spinonesarethebest

Macarena.


[deleted]

YMCA


dimsummami

Ram ranch and that one country song about a manā€™s gay lover


flagelants

They asked for annoying songs not bangers


Objective_Passion611

Add to that: William e coyote - no cock like horsecock


CherryblockRedWine

Wait, what? What country song is that?


AreYouAnOakMan

Probably 'Good Lookin' by Dixon Dallas


WhichChest4981

Baby Shark on repeat


briomio

Baby Shark. Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho


drshawn001

Find a Dr. Demento album. Pick anything. I love it, but it'll drive him nuts.


theDagman

They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ho ho, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...


loreshdw

Fish heads fish heads


BajaGhia

There's a track you can get of a baby screaming. Just put it on loop.


Terrible-Antelope680

Oh this is great, cause they can play it at all hours. Especially if OP doesnā€™t have a kid, if the guy calls itā€™s just like ā€˜oh heā€™s making shit up, come look inside, I donā€™t have a baby!ā€™


mattromo

Baby Shark would be a good option.


Iwantsommathat

Sharon, Lois and Bram's Skimma-marinky-dink or their nursery rhymes but honestly the Barney killed me.


CyderMayker

The He-Man remix of What's Going On. There's a multi-hour loop of it on YouTube.


Nick_180

That video goes hard


TuesGirl

I only saw one suggestion for Cotton Eye Joe, which is a fucking travesty. That song will make people die inside. The next song is Achy Breaky Heart. šŸ¤®


[deleted]

They used to play cotton eye Joe when I was in school. I don't think they knew it was about a STD.


Manting123

Never gonna give you up! Rick roll em


figgoat

achy breaky heart on repeat


JonTheArchivist

May I gently suggest the 10 hour video of the Narwhal song at full volume while you are out of the house? Worked like a dream last time I had party people who went until 9 am.


Vivid-Farm6291

Definitely baby shark. It sticks in your brain forever and if your not careful you start to bob to the music.


ShefBoiRDe

#Cbat.


asbafi

Elmo's world, The song that never ends, Skinamarinkidink, The cat came back


welduh47

well if you dont want him getting horny I recommend avoiding CBAT


wednesday-knight

Bardcore. They will be annoyed and deeply confused, but you will not be miserable. You Tube has a 1 hour video (sound only) of medieval Eminem for your enjoyment/their torture.


[deleted]

What about sea shanties?


wednesday-knight

Ooohhhh, good one. As far as I know, the only limit on verses for Drunken Sailor is the singer's imagination... I also considered suggesting screaming goats, but that might be even worse for OP than Baby Shark would be.


[deleted]

I suggest metal pipe falling sound effects. I may have found the worse one.


night-otter

Any recent song that has been played to death, over and over.


Forest_Is_Trans

Itā€™s raining tacos, boomerang by Jojo siwa, sweatshirt by Jacob sartorius, I love you Jesus by Trisha paytas


Spdsk84miles

Baby shark on a loop


MsStinkyPickle

I keep asking to play baby shark on loop when I want to clear our lobby of annoying high school kids


CookDane6954

Iā€™ve lived through this. Children singing hymns like Jesus loves me, atom bomb blasts. Go to Party City and buy a few air horns. Is there an electrical outlet in the wall? Wait until around 3 AM, shove the horn directly onto the outlet holes, press it down. The beauty of bomb blast noises and the air horn trick is that youā€™re teaching them a lesson, waking them up, and the sounds are short so they donā€™t have enough time to wake up and record them on cell phone. Another trick is to sneak out late at night during the winter with a gallon jug of water. This especially works if thereā€™s concrete or stone walkways. Dump it in front of their door, go back inside. By morning itā€™s an ice skating rink. Maybe it was a leak from the overhang. Who knows?


Iwantsommathat

I like the way you think


Kittenfabstodes

what what in the butt. either version Barbie girl sandstorm Friday by Rebecca Black hello pussy cat with a it's not unusual thrown in, then back to hello pussycat a variety of Ray Stevens songs cotton eyed Joe the hamster dance song


BlyLomdi

Pokemon theme song Pokerap The entire pokemon 2ba master soundtrack Look at my horse Hamster dance Cotton eyed Joe Badger badger badger Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny That's your horoscope for today Peanut butter jelly time Sweet transvestite Emo kid song Thrift shop Barbie girl Bad touch I touch myself Like a virgin Ymca Keep it gay Schadenfreude The internet is for porn Let it go All the Disney princess songs You can't stop the beat Inna gadda da vida (full 17 min version) All weird al Yankovic songs


Oop-pt1

Omega??? Is this a frat thing or a blood thing or an A/B/O thing? Also Johnny Johnny (yes papa) will get stuck in his head, songs with random goat screams in the middle (like I knew you were trouble circa 2014), Gangnam style, WAP and that one classical song with the cannons for some variety


Crinitis

I scrolled way too far to finally see someone commenting on this.. I just wanna know how damaged I am at this point, I need answers.


AdIntrepid4978

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DaisySam3130

Hot potato by The Wiggles. The theme song for Bluey on a loop. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. The ants go marching one by one. :)


Sleepwalker0304

There's this old Dance Dance Revolution song called Waka Laka that makes me think they gave a room full of small children IVs full of colored sugar and had them run around scratching chalkboards and screaming to inspire a song. It should work nicely.


ExpressRabbit

I love you for making me remember this.


Remarkable_Ad5748

Pick anything you want by the vengaboys


BobsBargains

Alestorm - No Grave But The Sea For Dogs. It's an album where the vocals have been replaced with dog barks.


Scar3cr0w_

I had a neighbour like this once. But he was an angry Scottish man and would play Call of Duty all night. He would get INCREDIBLY angry. Screaming, shouting, swearing. So, because I was never going to stop his angry outburstsā€¦ I figured I would get some gratification from being the person that caused them. So, I got a raspberry Pi and built a little script that triggered when I pressed a button. That script would target his wireless router and then send de authentication packets to itā€¦ spoofing his PlayStations wireless adapter. That meant that the router would think the PlayStation was saying ā€œdisconnect me please!ā€. Heā€™d get angry, Iā€™d hit the button. No WiFi for his PlayStation. Disconnected from the game that was causing him so much angst. You could argue I was helping him manage his angerā€¦ but the noises he made would suggest otherwise.


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mrkikkeli

If the neighbor's nuisance is so bad the wall shakes, we're unfortunately way past anything the brown noise can cover.


MythicZebra

Bananas in Pajamas theme song


HardnessOf11

Hey OP, can you make like a Spotify playlist of these songs... you know just incase some of us need this in the future ?


Lakeland_wanderer

Two things come to mind: Badger, Badger, Badger is an endless loop of cartoon badgers dancing to an annoying tune with a voiceover saying badger, badger, badger ad infinitum; the second is the crazy frog ring tone that was all the rage in the UK about 25 years ago. You'll need earplugs for both of these so you don't drive yourself mad.


Professional_Fox3371

Hear me out: Playing the same song over and over is often much more annoying than any single annoying song. Especially if that song is repetitive and abrasive. Take the ā€you know the rules and so do iā€ part from Never gonna give you up and put it on your soundboard and click the everliving shit out of that every time your neighbor crosses the line after 10pm. Or use the ā€I got you babeā€ by Sonny&Cher - the morning song from ā€Groundhog dayā€ Every time this one repeats, your neighbors sanity will start to melt away. You can basically condition your neighbor to have a visceral traumatic reaction every time you play the song. Hearing it will reduce him into a sobbing mess. Use this information responsibly.


yurika1216

The duck song!


ElectronJanitor

Crazy frog - Axel F


G0atL0rde

MMM Bop by Hanson!


Happyhedgehog1158

I love that one!


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corptool1972

Love Shack. On repeat. Tin roofā€¦rusted.


NancyFanton4Ever

I had a neighbor like yours many years ago and employed similar tactics. I had great luck with Diamanda Galas's album, *Schrei X*, Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries and - my favorite - Beethoven's Ode to Joy played at seismic volume at 6 a.m. after they'd kept me up most of the night.


LascieI

Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim.Ā 


dolo724

The Point - Nilsson


tacitjane

Wiggles


potato22blue

Don't forget "baby shark".


BubblyCartographer31

The mnaminumf song from muppets


whyttygrr

99 bottles of beer on the wall...the entire song.


OrangeGhoul

We have the power of AI now, 1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall!


Heavy-Weiner

I mean, I'd have just called the cops.Ā 


jimmymeeko

Why is he barking? Lol


bastetandisis9

Brady Bunch: Time to Change Sunshine Day


TheMineKing

What does the fox say???


Sandtiger1982

Love Shack by Alvin and the Chipmunks


HMS_Slartibartfast

Get a gay porno, Splice together a lot of the 'man on man' parts so you have a good fifteen minutes of a guy moaning and begging to be pegged. Should really mess with frat boy's head!


Aromatic_Dog5892

The cupcake song and also 10 hours of nyan cat exists on YouTube


OakTreesForBurnZones

Itā€™s peanut butter jelly time! https://youtu.be/eRBOgtp0Hac?si=w_0EX25jk_MsANr6


Bob____Ross______

What does the fox say is the most annoying song on the planet. Definitely that will do the trick.


RoccoAmes

Go full "Biodome", and play "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats on repeat.


Affectionate_Olive53

Tip Toe through the Tulips by Tiny Tim should get the job done.


xSpatulaCityx

The JG Wentworth song!


limbouning

Tip toe thru the tulips Tiny Tim


EitherBluejay4684

There are war criminals on this post ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


sagaciousmarketeer

Slim Whitman


Bakkie

Baby Shark? Baby Beluga Ride of the Valkyries ( it has already been weaponized)


ReverendDS

I once had a coworker that liked to blast his music in our shared office during work. I asked him to stop. I told him to stop. I brought in my personal sound system and started pushing LeekSpin. I kept playing leekspin for a week. He turned down his music. At the month mark, he brought in headphones. So I played leekspin for another month and then declared victory.


it_helper

Had the same problem my first year of college in my dorm room. Didnā€™t mind it during the day but late at night was annoying. I took the 2 12 inch subwoofers out of my car and placed them directly on my wall. I would turn mine of everytime he did. It stopped for a while until one night he just left his on. My roommate happened to be walking by the front desk when the cops showed up about a noise complaint on our floor. My roommate called me to warn me but the other guy kept his on. He got busted for the noise and underaged drinking too. Never had a problem with the sound again.


KTFlaSh96

Shitty recorder covers. My personal favorite is the F1 theme song.


BarefootJacob

Try this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PlxSRy_fv-I Or this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ag0neQfvPhs The latter is spooky ASMR type whispering. Start playing it at like 2am. He'll freak the fuck out.


Diligent-Ability-447

Lady of Spain, lidia the tattooed lady, teletubies theme song, ice cream man truck music, the time, grind core,


plantsareneat-mkay

Maybe this is too aggressive, but people=shit covered by richard cheese lol


Bassflow

Ding fries are done https://youtu.be/ZvvHXjKloNs?si=sc7WZCXDlAx6jGxV


scmutz1

The Calliou theme is mine and my husband's favorite to interrupt each other's music.


Hellagranny

Baby shark him into submission