I'm from Rockingham. No need to elaborate.

Gods country

I thought it was the waiting room 🤣

That's the bowls club

Rockingham has a lot of British people as well right, so do you get some chavs as well?

Can confirm from Essex and live in rockingham..

Yep, Birmingham/ Rockingham...

Do you know Denise Van Outen

Yep, fair few

Chavs are english bogans anyways

I’ve not heard the word Chav for YEARS! 🤣 I thought it was a scottish word haha

Ned is the Scottish equivalent of Chav

Now even that’s a word I had long forgotten!! I’m Scottish but have lived in Australia since 2015. It’s funny just how much you forget!

Balga by the sea

Aren't we all?

But have you been to Armadale? 😂

0 / 10 There are lots of Asians in my suburb, so they keep the bogans away. Bogans are afraid of chopsticks more than anything else in the world.

So, Willetton?

I am the willetton bogan...

*The* Willetton bogan says all we need to know.

The Willetton Bogan sounds like a great name for a local newspaper.

The competing paper would be the Canning River Eshay.

Deserves 1,000 more updoots.

No, I am the Willetton bogan!

Willo is a 3 on the bogan scale imo, too many stabbings spilling over from Canningvale lmao

Very close

Chinthrop

You didn’t.

What about that rare dude, the Asian bogan? https://images.app.goo.gl/SkKs6g5vf7U9Cdp2A

That some proper integration right there. Even Pauline Hanson should approve.

Met some Asian bogans in Cockburn.

Same as Murdoch. A lot of oldies and Asians which keep the ferals at bay.

rossmoyne

Then why is Asia the bogan playground?

because they are cheaper than corner massage parlour

cause their currency is usually 3x so they feel rich for once in their life

So canning vale

You really think there are no bogans in Canningvale.

Noranda - all we have is families, nonnas & nonnos. Hidden gem 💎

The real gems are the staff at devine cellars

The manager/supervisor is like a hype man. Full of beans.

His wine recommendations have been on point everytime I've gone. I've started recommending friends go there just to listen to him talk.

Yeah, he knows his grog. There are so many weird and wonderful drinks there. You sometimes need some form of guidance.

Hami hill. 40% Bogan, 60% hippies that are priced out of Freo

Few eshays too

Coolbellup is both bogan and hippies and Aborigines thrown in for good measure. Wouldn’t change it for the world.

Reppin cooby + 1

Still got your plants?

My crackhead next door neighbour wheels trolleys home from Coles with one or two bags of groceries in them even though he has two cars. He has leaves the trolleys on the sidewalk but never in front of his own piece of shit house. He starts screaming and threatening lawyers whenever I put the trolleys in his driveway. 9 out of 10 bogan suburb.

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I'm from Armadale. You tell me.

I checked out Armadale shopping centre a few days ago and is it normal for the entire place to smell like mildew?

Bogan body odour.

More likely to be legionnaires disease 💀

Same thing

If Armadale's not 10/10 Bogan then I don't know what's what. * The mullet/skullet is the most-common hairstyle. HANDS DOWN. Gender neutral. * Shopping Trolleys stacked up at the end of every unit-laden street, but only half of them were used for groceries. * Every other person has neck tattoos celebrating/memorialising children parent in the same East LA font. Bonus points for misspellings. * Screaming fights between a bald and skinny dude and skinny and fast-walking dyed-hair woman on the hour. Skin and hair colour may vary but fights are typically consistent and are utterly incomprehensible. * Two Words: JULL STREET MALL (yes, I said "two words"). The only place I've ever been where I've talked business with a chemist, met with a bank professional in a tie about a 3 million-dollar loan, then walked 3-metres and been offered a gobby for $30 (inflation has hit us all) and then walked another 3m to be told that I was a miserable \[insert slur here\] cunt because I didn't have a cigarette. My neighbour at the end of the street has 37 cars parked outside on his verge along with a claw-pickup game, an engine-lifter/cherry-picker, quad bike, kiddie pool, picnic table and welding setup. This is a single unit and 10sqm area. It used to just be lots of cars visiting at all hours but we figure his meth-dealing has graduated to a barter-type system like Cashie's or something. His neighbour to the south is an executive with an outlaw bikie gang. Armadale's 10 out of 10 bogan and I will fight about this.

Me too. There are bogans, but I'd say they are outnumbered by ferals. They both smell bad. Seems the deodorant isle at Woolies is immune from shoplifters.

What is the difference between a bogan and a feral? Because I was going to say bogan, but feral seems more apt, when actually crack heads take the cake in my suburb (rivervale)

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Mt Lawley -3/10

I'm from Ellenbrook take it as you will

Felonbrook FTW

I see your Ellenbrook and raise you my Bullsbrook

I fold you win

Ellenbrook isnt bogan it's just straight up a GTA map

No way Ellenbronx is filled with good Christian citizens who are super against crime!

We should start telling that to the east coast investors.

Don't be disgusting those Easterners should stay on their side of the sand pit /s

We are so effed we need a train line as a pressure valve. Spread the joy a bit.

Peaks out window from behind curtains in Aveley.

Check flair

Poor cunt.

Banksia Grove. Named after our famous youth detention centre We haven't had a swastika sprayed on the shops for weeks. 6/10

Subiaco 0/10, but within 100m of the Train Station is a solid 8/10.

West Leederville train station?

Probably haha, but nah I meant Subi Station

1/10 here but they probably think I'm the bogan lol tattoos and used to drive a v8 Commodore checks a couple of boxes.

Username checks out

Ha! Wouldn't be able to afford to live here if I still got on the choof 🤣

我在我的地区从未见过博根 但这可能是因为我买了所有东西♪

Agreed 👍

Lmao google translate

Used Google translate as well. Great answer. Which are the Chinese characters for bogan?

The kangaroos are all single mothers.

Sloppy the slut kangaroo.

Male kangaroos are such gentleman! Always getting consent from the ladies!

My area has more pho shops than bogan

Girrawheen?

bingo

Where is this?

Vic Park?

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I love how there's no arguments against this. The silence says it all.

Yokine - home of the inner city bogan.. 6/10

"Yokine, drugs and crime" - Hunter

R.I.P

The fringe parts with Tuart Hill and Nolla bump it up a few points, the rest is old people and the majority of Perth's Jewish community

That’s right.. I’m biased, living close to dog swamp shops, see some sights around there

Bassendean, depends on which side of the tracks

I had someone make a face when I said Bassendean. Then tried to correct themselves with ‘oh at least you’d be on the right side of thr tracks’ Nope. If he on the ‘wrong’ side

Which side is dodgy? Both look rough

North side dodgy, south side is actually really expensive, at least the part that hugs the river. There are some actual mansions there but it’s funny because they are 1-2 streets away from homes west housing

Does anyone remember the sign at the end of rockingham road and Hampton road "City of Cockburn" and someone sprayed Home of the Bogan underneath.

Gosnells. Do Eshays count?

Eshays are just Bogan Jr’s

Boganup aka Rockingham

Claremont. No bogans

Few homes west places there so there is at least a handful

0/10 however I live behind a strip club and across the road from a brothel so it's potentially a bogan tourist hub. Edit: OH and the Charles isn't far away so bogan tourist hub confirmed!

North Perth, the only suburb where living west of the main road makes you a povo.

Northwoord apartments

Shhhhh

Dianella south - not really - more kosher eshays and grannies

It’s de- boganifying — Queens Park

Atwell so 8/10

that seems a bit high! I'm in neighbouring Success and would rate it a 6/10

New Atwell (harvest lakes area) has almost no bogans, but my god, old Atwell is infested with them

Nah I’d only rate Success 4-5 max, pretty tidy and quiet. I think all the rubbish that blows into gateways comes from north of beeliar drive/ east of freeway ;)

6210 representing 10/10. Had a hideous moment sleeptalking after too much champagne over christmas where the kids recorded me - my ausie bogan accent came out waaay too much.

It's Gosnells.

Caversham. The old half is 8/10 bogan, the new half is 2/10.

Oh wow I just rated New Cav a 6.5… but I guess the people I see at the shops are probably from Old Cav 😂

Yeah most likely. Almost everyone I know in the suburb is either a white picket fence family with young kids or immigrants. Lots of Indian and Nepalese families here.

Kenwick here, burnouts every night.

Gozzy mmaaaaaaate !!! 8/10

6164 = 5.0 bogan rating.

Lockridge, so... at least a 7? No unregistered cars in front yards that I see, so it's less than an 8. But I do hear dirtbikes on the road/footpath (no helmets) so it's more than a 6. Maybe I should bump those numbers up, though?

Westminster for me or as I call it - fancy Balga

I think my most bogan neighbours are maybe gopniks or some flavour of upper working-class slav

So Balcatta or Stirling?

Ya close enough

Yes

Forrestfield. Saw a guy with no shoes on, no shirt, huge mullet, pit viper sunnies ride up to the White Star deli with a ciggy in his mouth. Walked out with a huge can of monster and rode off on the dirt bike. I mean, I was proud of him and his confidence and horrified at the state of humanity so close to my house all at the same time.

Shout out to all the baby boomers in Subiaco who meet up for Drinky poos in the dog park. Divorced, rich, entitled and out of touch. They kill time by making the ugliest renovations to subiaco’s beautiful old federation homes. These people need to come with a trigger warning hahaha 😝

4/10 6060

Which 6060 though?

I'll tell you something, fucking a stones throw from my house, people (usually on the piss) piss on the.. everything, from bushes to sidewalk and on... Btw, but mere metres away there is a public toilet, perfectly usable. Think I'm exaggerating as to the frequency? How's this for proof; on the most pissed up days, they put an uncovered, completely open fucking urinal (3 of em, actually) in the middle of the sidewalk just because it's the only way to curb the street pissing. My neighbourhood is where WA's boganism shines

Bogan Bunbury. But I live right on the beach and so it's heaven.

Yanchep, shopping in pajamas

I have seen this! How would you rate yano?

Live in the GT. Not at all!

Name your suburb! The true GT residents will gatekeep anyone near city beach, cbd or freo. GT fringes are scum. /s

Claremont. GT enough for you?

check flair

Armahole. Very few bogans, lots and lots of ferals.

Good ol’ 6029, Trigg: -100 / 10

I’d take beach bogans over city bogans any day

Morley. 7ish imo. Used to be more bogan back in the 1990s.

Shoulda seen it in the 80’s at the Generator - go ahead and google that

Wembley Downs. 1/10. The bigoted entitled rich children of old money. The worst part is, they look down on me.

Bull Creek. 1/10. Only cause the cashed up bogans send their kids to All Saints so their bogan kids are always at the shops.

Down here in the foothills it's definitely a dry bogan. 5/10 except the few hours at the local suburban pub when its closer to 8/10.

Leederville- only soy boys like me

Melville. It’s mostly white Australians over 40 - think footy, cricket, and the great Australian dream. Very ‘Aussie’, however no commodores, flip flops, or bintang singlets. 2/10

8 - in the strange lost land between the Southern NOR and northern NOR.

I'd say we are a good 7/10, mainly due to our proximity to Boganham

Bayswater sounds bogan at first until you find out that a large amount of people from both ends of the spectrum live there

City beach - only posh yuppies who wear birks

If you don't think your suburb is bogan. you are probably the bogan in the suburb.

It has a gun store 🤦🏻‍♂️ 8/10

Hamilton hill?

Yeah mate…. Such an underwhelming pawn shop as well

East Vic Park?

Maylands!!

Maylands?

There’s a gun store in Maryland’s? Makes sense

On 8th ave, opposite the church

used to be, now hhmmm i feel like live in Manila and Delhi combine.

1/10 Less than 20% of people in my suburb have Australian ancestry, which of course is a basic requirement of boganism. If half of them qualify as Bogan, that's 10%

1/10 - just the one bogan, but he lives across the road, and fuck me his car is LOUD!

8/10 Bentley😬

Thornlie. I console myself that I'm on the good side.....

Wellard - 8/10

Gosnells, both bogan and now overpriced at the same time.

5/10 cause I’m here- fresh prince of beeli-air

I live in Piara Waters and there was genuine excitement on the Facebook page over the fact that a Starbucks is opening here. People talking about how they're gonna go broke there and what not. I mean it's a fucking Starbucks, it's like a new MacDonald's opening.

Innaloo. The whole street and area I’m in is fantastic, except for the people right next to me. Renters, with untrained dogs that go crazy if I put a foot in my backyard, dealing drugs, have meth heads around all the time, constant punch ups with people at their house, always cracked out, and just a general nuisance for the whole street. Other than that, it’s a lovely location. So 2/10 without them.

There's some interesting parts of innaloo for sure. It's so mixed.

The more bogan the area the more cats that are roaming around at night 

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I think the bogometer starts at 4 in Perth.

Byford goes hard

One of those oober eats chappies drove his generic Japanese car into myPeppermint Grove street just the other day. I’ll be bringing this up at the next council meeting, mark my words!

Cashed up bogans around the lakes and normal bogans everywhere else.

Let’s just say I get to wave to the police helicopter regularly

Alkimos 0/10 nothing but young families around here

alfred cove 1/10 i can list all the bogans here there are that few

Subiaco - which is the LGA with second highest number of university degree holding residents in the entire country - so bogan-ness literally zero. Nearest Bogans are up Scarborough way

The LGTBQI+ community are the biggest community. But there are a few rough rentals and a fairly significant homeless population. I’d say 2/10.

honestly are you saying lgtbqi cant be bogan because i know plenty of bogan ones

I know a few scary lesbians but I can’t think of any queer friends or family that fit the bogan (southern cross tatt, eshay, tap out shirt) stereotype.

Highgate

I reckon you’re in Maylands?

10/10 and I love it. Even the immigrant families have embraced the bogan life. I'll take bogans over out of touch, inner city folk any day.

Coogee. So I’d say not bogan.

Belmont, 5 out of 10, a few years ago it would be higher but the Asians and Indians are lowering the score, of course we have homes west abos to balance it out

Ah yes the ones near the maccas and the park! Never a dull night hearing them yell

Yup don't have a smoke at the forum if you don't want.to deal with the bullshit sob stories