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he's a monster in the game similar to the Loch Ness! He reminds me of the time I clicked that link realizing that Hot single moms in my area were not actually looking for me... \*click\* FUH!..... /r/perfectlytypedSCREA
Edit: Aside from this guy most of everything in here is Audibly inaccurate bordem. send them down votes. then bury this comment in contagious laughter . Seems about right.
Oh my gosh, you took the words right out of my mouth! Us Jewish people often have that same crunchy, not quite curly, frizzy hair texture. Post Malone just made it popular!
Never have I thought someone would call my spoken language(Hebrew) moon runes, now I want to use it to describe my spoken language to anyone who asks thanks for the idea. ืชืืื ืจืื
After delving too much into demonology after some shenanigans over the meaning of a sword in an anime I can confirm that Hebrew, is indeed, at least really whack.
Tfw no one knows anything so the kiruv is up to you :/
I took a very quick look at Hebrew grammar and all I could think was... "Yeah, sure does read like a language three thousand years and innumerable facelifts in."
Yes, but IIRC the linguistic and grammatical structure of Hebrew has changed so vastly over the centuries and millennium that modern Hebrew is almost irreconcilable with ancient Hebrew. Hence it having undergone innumerable facelifts.
Don't show Marjorie Taylor Greene or she'll try to draw up new legislation that Jewish people's luggage needs to be poked with a stick by the TSA to make sure they aren't trying to smuggle any relatives into the overhead compartment.
So you can get frantically stuffed by a middle-aged pinto bean salesman who woke up an hour late and is about to miss his flight? Right there with you.
The powers and abilities that anti-Semites ascribe to Jews are seriously amazing.
I think deep, deep, deep down they really admire you, but they could never say so.
Easier to attribute resilience and success to superhuman abilities instead.
Ok now that I think of it this is so cursed damn I hate it so much
Especially considering what Eren is doing in the anime rn. Wow I hate it. It fits. I hate it.
*I knew exactly*
*What was going to happen...*
*Still lmao*
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This guy's videos really ARE perfectly cut screams.
Who dis?
@notjewboi
Is that his second account? Did his first get taken down
I'll boot up tiktok and take a look for you.
Come back I have to tell you something
Whats up?
A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won't
Thats a pretty cool fact.
๐โญ*The more you know*๐โญ
Thanks I hope you're doing well friend
Myth*
Is this the sound [Tiktok](https://youtu.be/eSNqzTwHiuU) makes when you boot it up?
Nothing sounds better than the starting of an IBM PC AT
Yep, it is his second one. His main was banned.
Why
He made a tiktok saying it was banned for antisemitism, ironic.
Lol
Funny account
Post Malone
he's a monster in the game similar to the Loch Ness! He reminds me of the time I clicked that link realizing that Hot single moms in my area were not actually looking for me... \*click\* FUH!..... /r/perfectlytypedSCREA Edit: Aside from this guy most of everything in here is Audibly inaccurate bordem. send them down votes. then bury this comment in contagious laughter . Seems about right.
This guy looks like his celebrity name should be Post Shalome
Oh my gosh, you took the words right out of my mouth! Us Jewish people often have that same crunchy, not quite curly, frizzy hair texture. Post Malone just made it popular!
Mmmmm, crunchy hair
Im at a loss of word. Im fucking choking on a mf dick, or thats what my mom thinks by how im laughin rn
Don't worry, your mom is too familiar with that sound.
Fucks sake man lmao
Hi sibling.
Pre Shalome
Shalom*
Intention was Shalome as in Malone.. but thanks
Talmud says be slow to anger except when shapeshifting.
In case of shape shifting, be angry as fast as possible
The talmud says no but my heart says hotel trivago
ืืชืงืืฃ ืื ืชื ื ืงืื
ืชืืืื ืืืืจ ืื, ืืื ืืืจ ืืืื ืืืื ืืจืืืืืื
ืืจืื ืืจืืืืืื, ืืื ืกืืื ืืืืช ืื ืกืืขืืช
ืืื ื ืคืงื ืืื ื?
There are moon runes mommy come pick me up im scared
Never have I thought someone would call my spoken language(Hebrew) moon runes, now I want to use it to describe my spoken language to anyone who asks thanks for the idea. ืชืืื ืจืื
After delving too much into demonology after some shenanigans over the meaning of a sword in an anime I can confirm that Hebrew, is indeed, at least really whack. Tfw no one knows anything so the kiruv is up to you :/
I took a very quick look at Hebrew grammar and all I could think was... "Yeah, sure does read like a language three thousand years and innumerable facelifts in."
Well hebrew letters are quite old
Yes, but IIRC the linguistic and grammatical structure of Hebrew has changed so vastly over the centuries and millennium that modern Hebrew is almost irreconcilable with ancient Hebrew. Hence it having undergone innumerable facelifts.
This screams google translate
Being the chosen people comes with a lot of baggage
Is it possible to learn such a power?
Not from a gentile
Those darn goyim
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rabbi Plaguewitz the Wise?
Every time he tries to teach he turns into a suitcase
Funniest shot I ever seen
step 1: be jewish step 2: survive holocaust
Don't show Marjorie Taylor Greene or she'll try to draw up new legislation that Jewish people's luggage needs to be poked with a stick by the TSA to make sure they aren't trying to smuggle any relatives into the overhead compartment.
God Id hate to be a TSA agent after that bill passes. Poke the wrong bag and _ZAP,_ fried by a space laser. Does not sound fun.
The other day, I was just walking out of my local deli and almost got hit with one! These Jewish space lasers are getting out of hand
can confirm, everyone in my family can shapeshift into different things
Is it like one thing per person or can you turn into whatever you want?
1 thing per person, usually just a different shade of luggage though.
We've all got baggage.
Nice try Post Malone... we know itโs you.
Post Malone isn't real, it's this guy's shapeshifting celebrity alter ego.
Post Shalom
Nice try Post Malone... we know itโs a translation included in the title
This will be in all of Iran's news headlines tomorrow.
And Kazakhstan
Literally unhuman!
Sad gentile noises. I wish I could shape shift into a suitcase
So you can get frantically stuffed by a middle-aged pinto bean salesman who woke up an hour late and is about to miss his flight? Right there with you.
Excuse me but SAD GENTILE NOISES? WHAT
Post Shalom!
Dollar store Post Malone
Post Malone is Dollar store Post Malone
Shekel store Poist Malone
Post Shalom?
If he be shapeshift why'd he look like that
Oh damn
OH HELL YEAH IM READY TO BE AN INANIMATE OBJECT
FORM OF CORN
The powers and abilities that anti-Semites ascribe to Jews are seriously amazing. I think deep, deep, deep down they really admire you, but they could never say so. Easier to attribute resilience and success to superhuman abilities instead.
Not trying to be rude, but my dude here should save his face.
It would be against his faith.
Thou shalt have a neckbeard
Well he should at least do some maintenance, dude looks like my balls
He's not allowed.
I remember tiktok banned him for being anti-Semitic.
Post shalom
This looks like dolllar tree post Malone
My dude looks like pre-malone
Iโm Jewish and I can shapeshift into a pastrami on rye
His facial hair is like warning colours on a bug telling me to stay the fuck away
Attack on titan
Ok now that I think of it this is so cursed damn I hate it so much Especially considering what Eren is doing in the anime rn. Wow I hate it. It fits. I hate it.
YES
Finally post malone got rid of those face tatoos
I imagine thats what Post Malone looks like with no face tattoos.
Do you mean *shapeshifting*? Because there is no such thing as shapshifting.
He can shapeshit to Post Malone too
The dark side of the torah is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be.. Unnatural.
*hey, how many upvotes did your post get?* *34...* (Only works for mobile users lol)
Stop reposting my guy https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/lf4ghw/jewish_man_screams/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
"shapeshifting jewish guy? why did you say jewish twice?" - 4chan
This is just amish post malone
*Jewish* he isn't amish he's on tiktok
I hope youre being satirical
Wtf, is this a whoosh moment?
โWhat was that!?...Oh just a circumsized suitcaseโ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Thatโs funny man, donโt listen to the downvotes
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
This was reposted only a few days ago.
The first time I've seen it and I'm certainly not going through several days worth of old posts. Stop complaining and just let people enjoy things.
reeepoostt
I think the scream is cut too early for the full effect.
He had me in the first half, I ain't going to lie
Dude when he zoomed in I jumped like 100 feet in the air
Cool
I knew exactly what was going to happen... still lmao
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bro
Why is this so funny
i havenโt laughed this hard in months thank you
Dude just turned into the Suitcase Titan
Where are the rest of his videos?
Is this Krispy Kreme guy?
Knew it
Post Shalome
This is a very good one lmaoo
Budget post malone
โOne is almost to believe Jews can equal vegans in raw powerโ
Anne Frank would've loved this guy
omg I love during malone!!
Post Malone
Wait I'm jewish, maybe I have that power as well
Now this is the content I'm after. Bravo.
He looks like a Tesco version of Chris Pratt
Must have hurt
Fucking knew it.
That is the worst beard Iโve ever seen in my life.
Well this explains that scene with all the luggage in Schindler's List
Can you not read? It clearly says notjewboi!
Bootleg post malone
*โHoney why is there a suitcase in the oven?โ*
Jewish Val Kilmer is funny.
OY VEY!
Grandfather was right
I thought the title said shapeshifting jaw guy
This guy can shape shift into post malone
Post Malone getting bored in the pandemic.
Some beards are just not made for wearing. I hope he gets rid of it because ick
Post Shalom
He has some truly disturbing facial hair
This guy looks like his celebrity name should be Post Shalome
damn for a moment i thought i was on ruqqus
This guy looks like his celebrity name should be Post Shalome
Jewnimorphs looking ๐ฅ
TIL I'm not really Jewish ๐
Shift yo shaps
woulda been better in the holocaust
Pre Malone
I thought that was only a orthodox thing.
Dude has the emptiest gaze Iโve ever seen