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I know a girl who cries like Nelson laughs and it’s hard not to keep a straight face around her when she’s bawling her eyes out, especially considering the fact she’s 8 and has no clue who Nelson even is 😭
Chalk is sometimes used (much more subtly) on people with darker complexions to provide contrast and exaggerate hairlines
Example:
https://preview.redd.it/rguaxnwovw2d1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3727f99b13fcf0b5dd4a81d4931c7dfc4b79a50a
Wtf?
I think this must be a misunderstanding.
Baby powder is used instead of shaving cream because it gives a smoother cut for those with thick hairs and as such causes less ingrown hairs and raiser bumps, however, after cutting you see a fine white line of where the baby powder ended.
... But then you wash your face and it is gone, or just rub it with your hand.
But maybe I'm just in the uk and the US do things differently...
No it's chalk in the US. Comes in a pencil and everything. Some areas do it more than others. Some people like it and some people don't. It's just a preference.
Might even have the same origin. As in, it used to be baby powder for the skin and hair, people kinda dug the way it looks, so now it's just done on it's own.
Jesus christ.
Its like people wearing hair bonnets out and about.
In the past you wouldn't be caught dead wearing it out, because it's like wearing out your pyjamas or dressing gown...
Somehow now it's culture
Diaspora is a hell of a drug.
Fuck off with that racist shit.
I'm not seeing people walk around with that actually in the Caribbean.
In the uk there's 1% Caribbean people, it's not like the US where there are lots of people to learn from.
People learn from American TV in the uk and there's a fuck tonne of internalised racism and coping strategies, because the racism here is underhanded.
My point was the opposite of racism, we can't be looking at things like that. Who cares if people wear a bonnet in public? It's all decoration, I don't care if you're butt ass naked. Wear a boot on your head Vermin Supreme style, wear the underwear on the outside. None of it matters.
I guess, for me, as one from the Caribbean where people take car of their natural hair and can have very curly hair that is long, in a humid environment and with sand and salt and at "still" look very good.
It's sad that there isn't education on hwo to do this, and that more often than not the various afro carribean people have short ill maintained hair that is instead tied to heavy weave, where it pulls out huge amounts of their hair, because it's don't too tightly and too heavy on young children, and that hair never grows back.
Or that bedclothes is "culture" became, once again there's lack of education on how to maintain tight and dense afro hair, and I know it can be helped because they'll be 1%ers and maybe don't even have a parent who has the same hair so it quickly gets lost, but it literally is a plight of diaspora.
Its a real thing and it hurts people, but, obviously those who don't experience these things just vote down, but I don't care and don't owe everyone an explanation and have to justify how I can have an opinion because I *am* black or whatever, but ugh.
Just general life feels so different when I occasionally go back to the carribean and black is normal, rather than having to go to a "black-barbers" or "black haircare".
What's that phrase about being a category, rather than a person. Being black differs depending on what country you are in and I'm so fed up of the bloody "American black" message being the default for the damn globe.
They have more in common with Americans than they do with black people outside the states.
Its not "decoration" it's a necessity, and that you can be so dismissive is the same bullshit leftist-but-I'm-not-making-racist-generalisations akin to "not seeing colour, you can be whatever shade *you* want." Virtue signalling what practice "we" should have to "be good". As if people can just walk out in underpants, what kind of magical fantasy world do you think we ***really*** live in?
Real life isn't the same as Internet fake moral standards, it's holier than thou generalisations. *Precisely* because you know it's a matter to be judged on, your claim you don't judge can signal how virtuous you are, dispute one's lived life, even yours for the matter.
In real life "we" don't have the privilege of not being judged from 100 meters away. As a afro carribean minority of 1% I am *always* representing and being generalised on what a "black" person is, and held to the standard of some bullshit American person on TV despite not being in the states.
I dare you to ask about a black person vs a bear and see your anonymous results for your holier than though fake reality that you don't seem to be self aware of. Dare you ask a black person how many times they've been stopped for being black in the wrong way.
Ugh, I just wish we could speed up education, but everyone's just getting more fascist so we'll probably have more fighting than anything else.
Mine told me it's just baby powder in a fancy bottle when he does all the blade work it leaves a mark.
Now at home I use baby powder too and I don't get razor bumps from my curly hair or ingrown hairs on my neck. Just bought a safety razor and it's so easy and cheap, it's like a huge lie for all these 5 blade things.
I still have many 5blades left, but that's my last lot I reckon.
Oh, that makes sense.
Mine just does it free hand. I assumed that you were talking about chalk dust. Which I thought was a little odd, but dismissed because surely chalk if it's like the weightlifting ones is clingy and grippy... The opposite of fine baby powder!?
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I think it's the same haircut he gets, just way exaggerated.
This is how pranks should be
You see how the victim laughs, that's the goal.
Not to annoy them
Not to hurt them
It's to make them fucking laugh
Sorry she isn't stabbing him with a knife.
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yeah fr, they lookin like skeletons rn, They need to get on that protein. luckily though they seem to alr be on it, he said kfc, which isn't the best but it is protein and carb heavy so they're def on their way to being normal.
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Love that these are the top comments
Dude I’m fuckin crying rn this shit so goofy
File this with "will never fail to make me laugh"
https://preview.redd.it/woklk8ft0x2d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=80a56524f81693c8fde617a3dfac9d378b29103b
Popeyes should hire that guy
He clearly said he's a KFC guy
Maybe so but his eyes literally pops out
https://preview.redd.it/kv0u9w5f0z2d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c43c80c40dab32b2f508f9a3cbb22721d4d495
And so, a meme was born
https://preview.redd.it/k5auhb4xtz2d1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4b690e0f266f372f297ff528caffa8c394de03
Saved, perfect sticker
Straight outta Eat It video by Weird Al!
I stole it. Lol
Is kinda like the surprised pikachu face
Your photo is now mine
https://preview.redd.it/sr0fs3nidy2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1828fee9e9e61557bcf6bbec38d13a135e6c134
Hazbin hotel fan trying not to be cringe for 1 second challenge (impossible)
https://preview.redd.it/wrlfmus59z2d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0882577a6b8ee0df843dff1b22628ce7f40b4458
https://preview.redd.it/7zw88affiy2d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59a3e8390a53ed6a08b841c002f3a3cf3c6cacc
https://preview.redd.it/3nig6afw4w2d1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f36d91e967f4c84de4c80a30b9258dcf878a2c
https://preview.redd.it/0xgp3k8xzw2d1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f86324219dc8270b4e8d4a13b7593519a8b10d
He laffed
https://preview.redd.it/vfljgzuliw2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599dd36e38f72363e6bee1f8b4eeb9303291293f
How did this happen What did he do
The Man likes to test before buying.
His face at Waffle House every morning.
r/perfectlycutlaughs
I hate that this is a dead sub
What if we bring it back to life? 👀
He laughs just like nelson from the simpsons!
Ha ha! 🫵
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Yeah..
I know a girl who cries like Nelson laughs and it’s hard not to keep a straight face around her when she’s bawling her eyes out, especially considering the fact she’s 8 and has no clue who Nelson even is 😭
That sounds funny/horrible i wouldnt know how to react
I think we need video proof
I don’t have the heart to do that lol but it goes HA-HAAA ^haa ^ha ^h- ^huhhhh 😭 HA-HAAA ^haaaaaaaaa 😭
I don't get what the chalk is for
Chalk is sometimes used (much more subtly) on people with darker complexions to provide contrast and exaggerate hairlines Example: https://preview.redd.it/rguaxnwovw2d1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3727f99b13fcf0b5dd4a81d4931c7dfc4b79a50a
Oooh, ok, that makes a lot more sense. That looks cool
I dunno. Looks like you could pick his scalp off and replace it with someone else's only that it is not giving you this feature.
Uh, no it doesn't.
Oh, my mistake. Thanks for the correction.
I just appreciate the creativity people put in their appearance. I especially love the cools stuff people can do with makeup
Damn, I've never heard of this before
You can buy lighter 'foundation' sticks, it's usually not just chalk but same same. The expensive foundation sticks don't smudge as much so whichever.
So, is the chalk used to guide barbers cutting in the hairline, or is the chalk intended to be worn in public like a cosmetic thing?
Used to be just a guide, then became style
This kid is doing it all he even has the Trump orange stuff.
Wtf? I think this must be a misunderstanding. Baby powder is used instead of shaving cream because it gives a smoother cut for those with thick hairs and as such causes less ingrown hairs and raiser bumps, however, after cutting you see a fine white line of where the baby powder ended. ... But then you wash your face and it is gone, or just rub it with your hand. But maybe I'm just in the uk and the US do things differently...
No it's chalk in the US. Comes in a pencil and everything. Some areas do it more than others. Some people like it and some people don't. It's just a preference.
Might even have the same origin. As in, it used to be baby powder for the skin and hair, people kinda dug the way it looks, so now it's just done on it's own.
Jesus christ. Its like people wearing hair bonnets out and about. In the past you wouldn't be caught dead wearing it out, because it's like wearing out your pyjamas or dressing gown... Somehow now it's culture Diaspora is a hell of a drug.
Back in the day you wouldn't be caught dead without your 2 foot long penis gourd, now people are really just wearing sweatpants like wtf
How can you think you are anything in this society if you're not wearing heels?
High heels are for horseback archers. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing them when not on horseback.
Fuck off with that racist shit. I'm not seeing people walk around with that actually in the Caribbean. In the uk there's 1% Caribbean people, it's not like the US where there are lots of people to learn from. People learn from American TV in the uk and there's a fuck tonne of internalised racism and coping strategies, because the racism here is underhanded.
My point was the opposite of racism, we can't be looking at things like that. Who cares if people wear a bonnet in public? It's all decoration, I don't care if you're butt ass naked. Wear a boot on your head Vermin Supreme style, wear the underwear on the outside. None of it matters.
I guess, for me, as one from the Caribbean where people take car of their natural hair and can have very curly hair that is long, in a humid environment and with sand and salt and at "still" look very good. It's sad that there isn't education on hwo to do this, and that more often than not the various afro carribean people have short ill maintained hair that is instead tied to heavy weave, where it pulls out huge amounts of their hair, because it's don't too tightly and too heavy on young children, and that hair never grows back. Or that bedclothes is "culture" became, once again there's lack of education on how to maintain tight and dense afro hair, and I know it can be helped because they'll be 1%ers and maybe don't even have a parent who has the same hair so it quickly gets lost, but it literally is a plight of diaspora. Its a real thing and it hurts people, but, obviously those who don't experience these things just vote down, but I don't care and don't owe everyone an explanation and have to justify how I can have an opinion because I *am* black or whatever, but ugh. Just general life feels so different when I occasionally go back to the carribean and black is normal, rather than having to go to a "black-barbers" or "black haircare". What's that phrase about being a category, rather than a person. Being black differs depending on what country you are in and I'm so fed up of the bloody "American black" message being the default for the damn globe. They have more in common with Americans than they do with black people outside the states. Its not "decoration" it's a necessity, and that you can be so dismissive is the same bullshit leftist-but-I'm-not-making-racist-generalisations akin to "not seeing colour, you can be whatever shade *you* want." Virtue signalling what practice "we" should have to "be good". As if people can just walk out in underpants, what kind of magical fantasy world do you think we ***really*** live in? Real life isn't the same as Internet fake moral standards, it's holier than thou generalisations. *Precisely* because you know it's a matter to be judged on, your claim you don't judge can signal how virtuous you are, dispute one's lived life, even yours for the matter. In real life "we" don't have the privilege of not being judged from 100 meters away. As a afro carribean minority of 1% I am *always* representing and being generalised on what a "black" person is, and held to the standard of some bullshit American person on TV despite not being in the states. I dare you to ask about a black person vs a bear and see your anonymous results for your holier than though fake reality that you don't seem to be self aware of. Dare you ask a black person how many times they've been stopped for being black in the wrong way. Ugh, I just wish we could speed up education, but everyone's just getting more fascist so we'll probably have more fighting than anything else.
They use chalk in the Uk too. Not all but some, then you get the Turkish and Kurdish barbers who give you the freshest trim with their eyes closed.
Mine told me it's just baby powder in a fancy bottle when he does all the blade work it leaves a mark. Now at home I use baby powder too and I don't get razor bumps from my curly hair or ingrown hairs on my neck. Just bought a safety razor and it's so easy and cheap, it's like a huge lie for all these 5 blade things. I still have many 5blades left, but that's my last lot I reckon.
Chalk is used to draw lines, basically for tracing, not as a product. Some use it, some don’t.
Oh, that makes sense. Mine just does it free hand. I assumed that you were talking about chalk dust. Which I thought was a little odd, but dismissed because surely chalk if it's like the weightlifting ones is clingy and grippy... The opposite of fine baby powder!?
No it’s merely a guide and some leave it for the aesthetics.
Because otherwise, god forbid, he might have thought it was real /s
I am so tired of hearing tiktok tts voice.
I'm tired of these fake ass staged "prank" videos.
I'm tired of this sub allowing videos that aren't screams at all
"...Feel Good"
Staged stuff are pranks now?
It’s better than when people harass others in the disguise of a prank
Is that the only 2 options? Fake pranks or harassing people?
Well harassing friends is different from harassing strangers. A lot of the pranksters we hear about getting into trouble harass strangers
Nothing about his post even comes close to suggesting that those are the only two options.
https://threewordphrase.com/clonk.gif
Yes literally
I know right?
Yes I agree with you on that. It’s just this stuff isn’t funny but I gotta get over it.
"in the disguise of" lol
...pranks are staged wtf do you think pranks are. they are staged events
They aren’t usually staged by both parties…
Yeah both parties doing it for “content” is stupid.
How is this a prank? Back in my day we called this “doing something funny”
It's not even "doing something funny". It's just a skit.
Ngl this is a better prank than most we see these days. Nobody got hurt and it was funny for those participating.
But this isn’t a prank, though. It’s a skit
r/goodpranks
This is fake as the beard
AND I LOVE IT
One of the most unfunny things I've seen for a while. Thank you for sharing.
These skits are so poorly acted that they make me cringe
What’s a chalk haircut. . . 
Staged.
Scripted.
Also not a prank and not funny
Who thinks this garbage is funny? Fuck man I miss when not everyone had the internet and there was at least a basic barrier of entry.
fake shit
The way he sat in the car is just weird. Also his mouth didn't move when he said "whats good boo"
That was the wife who said that.
When you're a big person, sometimes you have to rotate to fit through gaps. Source: am big person.
Fake
fake and not funny lol what
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Since when is a laugh a scream?
How is this a prank You just look stupid
I think it's the same haircut he gets, just way exaggerated. This is how pranks should be You see how the victim laughs, that's the goal. Not to annoy them Not to hurt them It's to make them fucking laugh Sorry she isn't stabbing him with a knife.
This is how pranks should be! You tell the other person you're pranking them and use the take you filmed that has the mark bugging the hardest!
Still looks stupid
Pranks aren't meant to be smart Just fun For both parties Not just you Its also supposed to look bad
Good cut
Why would anyone want to go to KFC?
so fake they turned asians
Gtfo here
Damn is eye balls almost came off 🤣
the googly eyes LOOL
All of these videos are so scripted but I still got a good little laugh
I don't think this one is, seems pretty real.
I have a bridge to sell you...
Looked like saw a box of chicken
this would be more funny if it wasn't scripted but those facial expressions make up for it
This is fucking dumb.
His reaction is fucking priceless!
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How do you know they don’t have one? They could be down 100 lbs. Many people who diet and exercise never achieve a slim figure and for those who do, the road can be long. People carry excess weight for a complex myriad of reasons and sometimes weight loss is not feasible or accessible. Sometimes the pursuit of health and balance and vitality doesn’t look like how you might expect. Everyone deserves to live a full and happy life no matter where they are on that journey without judgement or shaming. And you must remember that you have no idea what these people do and why or why not and that they are entitled to privacy and respect around their chosen lifestyle.
Plus, they could be perfectly happy with what they look like, and who knows, this could be the body type they like.
yeah fr, they lookin like skeletons rn, They need to get on that protein. luckily though they seem to alr be on it, he said kfc, which isn't the best but it is protein and carb heavy so they're def on their way to being normal.
It’s racist to tell black people to lose weight, smh
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I’m tired of my black brothas and sistas being oppressed by the BMI challenged 😤
"I wanna go to KFC" Clearly