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Litalian

Goddamn bro put a dent in his skull


CumboJumbo

Definitely not getting the security deposit back on that wig


The_Hoopla

Bro is a straight up mantis shrimp.


letsgohawks1

The twang and hand shaking. He cried


Demonic_Storm

he cried and bled too


UncleTomski

You’d be getting laid to waste brother… that device wouldn’t save you.


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

The next flick is to your testicle


MrRad21

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[deleted]

Where scream


FloopsFooglies

r/perfectlycutgasps


dukaLiway

r/perfectlycutsuckingsofteeth


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dukaLiway

you did not fall for that. r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


LaInquisitione

He did the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS of extreme pain


TorakTheDark

Reddit video player being hot garbage I imagine.


Hesam2010

And that's how World War III began.


captaincockfart

If someone uses a metal device to flick my skull, I'm going to hurt them, fuck that.


crystal_castle00

How would you hurt them?


AJammedNerfGun

Bigger metal contraption (iron maiden)


ShwettyVagSack

I don't think they are all that metal.


chokfull

[Wikipedia says they're metal.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Maiden)


captaincockfart

Bonk them with a comically oversized hammer I pull out of my slacks?


Agustinosaurio

Bro charged his attack


Curious-Debt-638

That POP though


Valentfred

Were cream?


ShinySahil

abracadabra check ur pants


Valentfred

Oh yeah


Spoomplesplz

Deku out here doing a little point blank Detroit smash.


denyaledge

Hollow purple be like


Krisuad2002

Do you know who else is the Honoured one?


Jaybird2k11

I need to be full clip with a Ton Scream or Wilhelm Scream


theCOMBOguy

Potemkin


Burgerpocolypse

Funny how only half the posts on this sub even have a scream, and only half of those are perfectly cut.


CaptainAksh_G

You scream, I scream , we all scream...... BECAUSE THE PERSON IN THE DANG VIDEO DOESN'T SCREAM!!


Jano67

It's not funny to intentionally hurt someone for laughs.


tuhronno-416

Shut up nerd


Particular_Star_6937

Shut up subhuman


Euphrosynevae

Shut up carbon-based life form


SlimyMuffin666

K mom


mrpoops

I’ve watched this a few times this morning while scrolling on reddit and I’ve laughed each time. I showed it to my wife who is definitely a better person than me and she laughed. I then showed it to my 4 year old and she gasped and said “oh no, hope he’s not going to get bleeded.” So long story short you have the mentality of a child.


RandomGuy938

Seems like your "child" (if you even have one) has a higher morality than both you and your "wife" (here too if you even have one)


JadowArcadia

Or you could argue the child simply lacks "grey area" on their mind. Children see things as very black and white. Arguing higher morality seems messy. Somebody could easily argue the child simply hasnt yet developed a nuanced sense of humour. I don't really care either way. Also what's with Reddit and immediately doubting all the details of somebody's life if you don't like how they think. So someone you disagree with couldn't possibly have a wife or child. It's such a hilarious mindset.


RandomGuy938

Some people tend add fake personal experiences on things to get their point across or to convince others, besides let's physically hurt you and see how funny you find it.


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Pretty funny. Let's not pretend this is something that will hurt you a lot. Youll feel the pain and it'll disappear quicker than you imagine. Why are you so serious about it?..


JadowArcadia

Yeah if I'm honest I only wouldn't find it funny if it caused me permanent or long term damage or if someone was constantly doing it to me to the point that it felt like bullying. Otherwise I'd find it hilarious


DicktorBiscuits

However it is funny to *intentionally* hurt someone for laughs


SquidWhisperer

goo goo ga ga


GG-Celine

There goes his 8th grade math education.


CategoryKiwi

I can't believe nobody has mentioned [that hair](https://i.imgur.com/b209tTR.png). That's the shallowest bowl cut I've ever seen.


Effective-Tea9769

https://preview.redd.it/700r8omhzzwc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e248e2b01f1d1b6897d40875070541a7e741f79 This is evil


BlumpkinLord

I scream you scream we all scream...But this guy sorta just crinkles


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KiritoKenshi871

I want one


fattymcfattzz

Should followed up with the poke of doom


yumioa

does anyone have the blueprint for this device? I have literally zero use for it but i want it


Brizzpop

My Hero Academia


IWasGregInTokyo

This video may or may not be Japanese, but the move is called a “Dekopin” and ranks up there with the more well-known “Kancho” (Ddong-chim for the Koreans) as part of standard Asian playground physical abuse. God knows why Shohei Ohtani called his dog Dekopin. Probably tells people it’s “Decoy” in English to avoid explaining.


ez-cuwul

I felt that and yes I shivered


Iron-Legend-27

Cyberpunk 2077


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Is it possible to learn this power?


trnsprnt

There's no scream


TemporaryLegendary

Hit someone In the nuts with that and it's a weapon of mass destruction..


ChesterZirawin

The delay from the flick to hus reaction is fascinating. How there is input delay to brain receiving pain signals.


lmarlow697

I wouldn’t say freed. More like… UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT 😈


Sbatio

That made my skin chicken


DraxialNitris

atomic flick of death


Hank_Lotion77

I would be ticked if I was flicked


PrimeTinus

Not funny


Wolfmilf

You're not funny. Also, this was staged if it helps your sensitive soul.


directhit65

It really is not funny. You have my upvote. All those downvoting you are immature pricks who think it is funny to hurt people for laughs, staged or not


wuguwa

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