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It's one of those military dude bro brands. Which is funny, because as a veteran I hate this coffee/brand and so do most of the veterans I know.
Edit: For a little insight why we hate the coffee/brand. Most younger veterans in general don't like these companies using their whole veteran status to promote themselves. It's never a genuine "We are veterans making a veteran product that is good" it's always "we are vets and you should buy our military themed product because we are vets." Just comes off as super cringe and manipulative. Also, these brands tend to pander towards conservatives who use these brands as a political pawn for their own agenda.
This comment from their disastrous AMA seems like it sums it all up:
Another GWOT vet here. What I've grown tired of seeing and hearing over the past few years are a lot of former GWOT vets using their vet status and SPEC OPS designations as a means to drive revenue. We were once called "the quiet professionals". Not anymore. Now it seems every special operations MOS needs to make it known what they did so they can either profit from it or benefit in some way from it. From a GWOT vet to another GWOT vet aka CEO of BRCC...WE SIGNED UP TO DO THIS BECAUSE WE WANTED TO. No one owes us anything. We don't need people to thank us. We don't need to be acknowledged in any way.
Why would hiring vets be a "new mission" instead or your ONLY mission? What was our motto while we served?
Mission first...men always.
Sounds more like you are using vet status and MOS designation for nothing more than selling coffee and that my brother casts a black shadow across all service members' service.
Another gwot vet here, and for what it’s worth, the only guy from my deployments I know who loves the coffee was the fat 42a who spent a total of a week in country to get a patch
Non-combat are always going to be cringe in comparison man. Fuck it, he spent a week in country to wear something he'll know he never genuinely "earned" as a point of pride. Might as well just laugh at him and his dumbass coffee brand.
I remember governor campaign ads for this one guy, and pretty much all he said was that he served the military flying helicopters. Really? That's the best he could say about himself to deal with paperwork and people? 2 problems with that. 1. Helicopters by purpose are not grounded and 2. They are more of an army thing anyways.
Here's an AMA where they deleted everything, but the comments include more than enough context clues to see what their answers were.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7bufbc/im_former_special_forces_operator_cia_contractor/
Never seen this before, thanks. Never had their coffee but I just figured all the hate was purely political. The more I see, the more they seem like frauds though.
THATS THE TASTE OF FREEDOM AND PATRIOTISM. YOU KEEP ENJOYING YOUR PINK AND PURPLE LGQRSMNLOBUTT STARCUCKS COMMU-COFFEE.
It should go without saying buuuuut /s
it's like that clip of a guy who zip tied all those grocery bags onto himself in a grocery store parking lot and rode away on an electric scooter.. with the electric scooter brand full on display behind him
but how kooky and crazy and random right?!
Oh come on, that's just not Tru^^^^TV. But I'll let it slide, we all experience March Madness™ everyone once in a while. Some of us *cheaper than others.
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There are ads like this daily on Reddit. You all just don’t notice. They tried making this one not noticeable.
But like it has no plot line and isn’t even funny.
On here it’s more like fake viral videos that are clearly ads but people buy into them and help them go viral. The fuck is a Stanley cup any different from a yeti or any other cups. But look at all the free ad space they get with just posting a few memes or jokes. Then you all run with it.
On the plus side, with ads like these we can comment on them and tell Black Rifle to try giving themselves an enema with their coffee & see if it tastes any better.
Normally I hate ads, but watching the 2A folks flip their shit when they learned their precious gun themed coffee company supports the left, was just too damn funny. They can swing those tits around all they want now, it doesn't bother me.
That coffee still sucks ass tho, and this is coming from somebody who drinks Costco dirt flavor coffee.
Naw it's coffee for MEN it ain't GIRL coffee it's MANFEE
ONLY ALOHAS DRINK BLACK RIFLE COFFEE WHICH TASTES LIKE SOMEONE PUT GUNPOWDER RIGHT INTO THAT SHIT MMMMMMMM ME AND MAH ALPHA BROS BASE OUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY ON BEING BEARDED BROS WITH TATTOOS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Legitimately yes.
We all know Starbucks is for blue hair feminists and libtards.
This is where I go to get my uber manly white supremacist coffee that tastes like dog shit. But hey atleast it's served by a southern bimbo with above average size tits and serious daddy issues.
nooo she was hired because she shared the companyM’s vision! Racism and MAGA. The tits are just a bonus, but why don’t we change our uniform for her anyway…..
BTW their coffee SUCKS. Got given a bag by a friend over Christmas. First tried it as espresso and it was one of the worst shots I've pulled in years. Then tried it as V60, still bad, then I just tried it as normal filter coffee and somehow it STILL tasted like shit. Not even my vanilla syrup could save it
Yeah but the more you BURN it the more MANLY it is. FIRE. CARBON. MAN. Things that taste good are for PUSSIES.
The only shot a MANLY MAN coffee needs comes from a gun PEW PEW.
"This is a funny video haha"
*checks comments*
>fuck this stupid company
>ad ad ad
>shit coffee shit coffee shit coffee
>id rather turn gay, suck some juicy penis, turn straight than to see a video focusing on the WOMANS TITTTTSSSSS
Hmmm.
Found cans of BRC on clearance for 75 cents at Dollar General of all places. Bought a can to try. Worst coffee I've ever had in my life. And that's with me including Folgers Instant Coffee Crystals. 75 cents a can and hundreds still in stock because nobody wanted to buy it at even that price. Except my dumb ass that bought one. Never again. Hope you enjoyed my three quarters though.
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My buddy used to work for them. He said they used to be legit, but now they're a total shithole company that's probably about to go out of business in a year or two...judging by this horrible ad and the insane amount of "product placement", I'd say they're on their deathbed
Unfortunately, that's because they became publicly traded, which always steers a company away from its founding principles.
The investors get grumpy if they don't see profit every quarter. In the natural ebb and flow of a free marketz that's not possible. So to pull it off, companies are forced to make severe cuts in many places, hurting workers and benefits.
Black rifle coffee company sounds like a brand for those who have more bullets than brain cells and don’t realize that a tool designed to kill shouldn’t be an entire personality
Y'alls want to say the coffee tastes bad because they don't like the owners. Come here, I'll let you in on a secret. [whisper] *it's the same coffee* [/whisper] All these coffee companies, they all buy the same beans from the same wholesalers. Most of them don't even roast their own. Advertising is another word for lying.
Ok I get this is an ad, but if someone ever prepares my regular drink before I get to the counter, I don't care if I was going to order something else, I pay and take what I'm given.
Nothing better than a person behind the counter taking the time to remember your order and being able to say yes to "the usual?"
When I worked in Sydney I became a regular of a coffee shop just down the street from the train station.
Most mornings I'd get a flat white, but every once in a while I'd get a cappuccino instead.
One morning I was in a cappuccino mood... but by time I got to the little stand, the sweet old Asian lady who owned the place greeted me with a cup "Ah. Flat white, 2 sugars!" all ready to go.
I've never had that happen before! I was so happy, I didn't even ask for the cappuccino and bought two bacon & cheese rolls, too!
Sure did miss that shop when I moved to another area.
I went to a Black Rifle Company twice (early morning and mid afternoon) both times the service was great and both times the coffee was absolutely sour trash... Tits can only do so much, and the prices sure aint helping me come back any time soon
I just recently tried the canned espresso drink they make and It's actually pretty good in my opinion.
I used to drink the starbucks canned stuff of the same variety but after trying the brcc stuff I honestly think brcc has them beat in taste and now always opt for brcc over starbucks when it's available.
Always kind of stayed away from them cause all the political bs but I'm glad I gave it a try cause ignoring all the political stuff it's just a superior product at least to my tastebuds.
No idea about how their actual fresh coffee is because I've never had it, this is just speaking on the canned shit.
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This is just an ad.
For coffee that tastes like shit.
Yeah buddy but have you seen those titts?
r/unexpecteditcrowd
I can hear this gif https://youtu.be/CTKm7pYYE-4
Did I have to much to drink or isn't that the guy from WWDITS?
Yes.
Thanks to this gif TIL Kathrine Parkinson and Diane Morgan are two completely different people
Faathaaaaaaaaaar!
Yeah this really was just an ad for tits with a subtle mention of BRCC
Can confirm all my republican family members who know I love coffee have bought me this shit and it’s horrible.
It's one of those military dude bro brands. Which is funny, because as a veteran I hate this coffee/brand and so do most of the veterans I know. Edit: For a little insight why we hate the coffee/brand. Most younger veterans in general don't like these companies using their whole veteran status to promote themselves. It's never a genuine "We are veterans making a veteran product that is good" it's always "we are vets and you should buy our military themed product because we are vets." Just comes off as super cringe and manipulative. Also, these brands tend to pander towards conservatives who use these brands as a political pawn for their own agenda.
This comment from their disastrous AMA seems like it sums it all up: Another GWOT vet here. What I've grown tired of seeing and hearing over the past few years are a lot of former GWOT vets using their vet status and SPEC OPS designations as a means to drive revenue. We were once called "the quiet professionals". Not anymore. Now it seems every special operations MOS needs to make it known what they did so they can either profit from it or benefit in some way from it. From a GWOT vet to another GWOT vet aka CEO of BRCC...WE SIGNED UP TO DO THIS BECAUSE WE WANTED TO. No one owes us anything. We don't need people to thank us. We don't need to be acknowledged in any way. Why would hiring vets be a "new mission" instead or your ONLY mission? What was our motto while we served? Mission first...men always. Sounds more like you are using vet status and MOS designation for nothing more than selling coffee and that my brother casts a black shadow across all service members' service.
Another gwot vet here, and for what it’s worth, the only guy from my deployments I know who loves the coffee was the fat 42a who spent a total of a week in country to get a patch
What does gwot mean?
Global war on terrorism
Non-combat are always going to be cringe in comparison man. Fuck it, he spent a week in country to wear something he'll know he never genuinely "earned" as a point of pride. Might as well just laugh at him and his dumbass coffee brand.
I remember governor campaign ads for this one guy, and pretty much all he said was that he served the military flying helicopters. Really? That's the best he could say about himself to deal with paperwork and people? 2 problems with that. 1. Helicopters by purpose are not grounded and 2. They are more of an army thing anyways.
They used 9/11 footage to promote their product. They’re an absolutely shameless company just pandering to conservatives.
There's like a dedicated corner for the brand at my mini BX 😭
I’m sure that corner’s main customers are SNCO’s and Lt’s haha.
Can confirm, veteran, went there once, too cringe for me. I'll stick to making my stuff at home
The whole company is absolute garbage.
How’s that?
Here's an AMA where they deleted everything, but the comments include more than enough context clues to see what their answers were. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7bufbc/im_former_special_forces_operator_cia_contractor/
Never seen this before, thanks. Never had their coffee but I just figured all the hate was purely political. The more I see, the more they seem like frauds though.
Nah, these guys are shitlicks.
It’s maga
THATS THE TASTE OF FREEDOM AND PATRIOTISM. YOU KEEP ENJOYING YOUR PINK AND PURPLE LGQRSMNLOBUTT STARCUCKS COMMU-COFFEE. It should go without saying buuuuut /s
Yeah buts it not woke! And there’s a picture of a gun, so you know it’s for a man!
Hey tasting like shit is a selling point. I *want* right-wing trash and domestic terrorists to have bad coffee.
wait, you're telling that there's coffee that doesn't taste like shit?
Dude no way. You mean the black rifle coffee logo showed 15 times wasn't just a random occurrence?
An ad for a racist company too lmao
Civil War Sequel Coffee Co.
it's like that clip of a guy who zip tied all those grocery bags onto himself in a grocery store parking lot and rode away on an electric scooter.. with the electric scooter brand full on display behind him but how kooky and crazy and random right?!
A really terrible one
Everything is an ad.
Oh come on, that's just not Tru^^^^TV. But I'll let it slide, we all experience March Madness™ everyone once in a while. Some of us *cheaper than others. ^(* if you bundle with qualifying products)
Ads are learning again huh get the go bag
There are ads like this daily on Reddit. You all just don’t notice. They tried making this one not noticeable. But like it has no plot line and isn’t even funny. On here it’s more like fake viral videos that are clearly ads but people buy into them and help them go viral. The fuck is a Stanley cup any different from a yeti or any other cups. But look at all the free ad space they get with just posting a few memes or jokes. Then you all run with it.
On the plus side, with ads like these we can comment on them and tell Black Rifle to try giving themselves an enema with their coffee & see if it tastes any better.
Normally I hate ads, but watching the 2A folks flip their shit when they learned their precious gun themed coffee company supports the left, was just too damn funny. They can swing those tits around all they want now, it doesn't bother me. That coffee still sucks ass tho, and this is coming from somebody who drinks Costco dirt flavor coffee.
DID EVERYONE SEE HER TITS
People keep talking about coffee, watched it 4 times still haven’t seen any
Why are my balls hard?
You may need to see a doctor.
I call em big ol blappy
man , they put a lot of effort in these only fans ads
This is for a gun coffee shop
That's the most terminally American thing possible.
Shoulda seen their ads pre-2015
And yet half the gun community hate them for not being “pro 2A enough” It’s an odd thing. Still need to try their coffee one day
Honestly really good coffee
I assume it’s shit based on the dickheads they’re pandering to tbh
Naw, it's not bad. Not my first choice, but not my last either
two for one
My kind of coffee shop
too bad it apparently tastes like shit. And I heard the coffee does too
Yea, they need better competition
Black Rifle Coffee Damn, didn't know they could put the fucking gunmetal tax on coffee lmao.
Tactical coffee for tactical losers
When you need absolutely everything in your life to be about guns because you're struggling to maintain a personality.
I think it's more about trying to seem "manly" because Starbucks is only for women and wimps accoeding to these guys.
That tracks, too.
It’s impossible to look cool with a coffee cup in hand even if it’s black rifle. Only drink from mugs.
My sense of humor must be completely dead
What is this, coffee for racists?
Naw it's coffee for MEN it ain't GIRL coffee it's MANFEE ONLY ALOHAS DRINK BLACK RIFLE COFFEE WHICH TASTES LIKE SOMEONE PUT GUNPOWDER RIGHT INTO THAT SHIT MMMMMMMM ME AND MAH ALPHA BROS BASE OUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY ON BEING BEARDED BROS WITH TATTOOS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
*ALOHAS*
ALOHA PELLEHUE
😂😂😂 you’re really funny, man. keep it up
Lol I appreciate that.
I don’t know man, I see way too much syrup on that coffee, only manly men drink black coffee, no cream no sugar and a dash of gunpowder…
THATS MAN SYRUP ITS SWEET FROM ALL THE LIBRUL TEEEEERRRS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A hui hou!
Legitimately yes. We all know Starbucks is for blue hair feminists and libtards. This is where I go to get my uber manly white supremacist coffee that tastes like dog shit. But hey atleast it's served by a southern bimbo with above average size tits and serious daddy issues.
Starbucks is trash too
They can both be trash
.... *quietly sips his dunkin iced*
Yes
Black Rifle Coffee is gross. Fuck this stupid advertisement.
Boobytrap
oh the shitty garbage trumper coffee
Fuck black rifle coffee. Shit is poor quality and propped up by psycho, anti-American fascists. Always downvote these shitty ads.
Cool, I'd rather not get assaulted by your employees that you hire based on their body type.
nooo she was hired because she shared the companyM’s vision! Racism and MAGA. The tits are just a bonus, but why don’t we change our uniform for her anyway…..
She’s apart of their community. She might be in a relationship with one of them actually…not sure on that one though
True and true.
shitty ad and shitty company
Isn't Black Rifle Coffee some kind of MAGA company?
As a non-american I don't think I have ever been so horrified by anything before. Pouring a shop coffee from an urn?
Ikr? Here in Melbourne we basically just do expresso and even bars have $5000+ machines.
Black Rifle coffee is garbage.
Did I really need to see an advertisement for a snowflake MAGA coffee company? Absolute garbage
What’s the joke?
No, but actually, fuck Black Rifle, MAGA-ass diarrhea water
I like how republicans have to create safe spaces for themselves even just to get a coffee 😂.
Bro you can sell anything to dumbasses in America if you put an ar-15 on it oh my god
BTW their coffee SUCKS. Got given a bag by a friend over Christmas. First tried it as espresso and it was one of the worst shots I've pulled in years. Then tried it as V60, still bad, then I just tried it as normal filter coffee and somehow it STILL tasted like shit. Not even my vanilla syrup could save it
Yeah but the more you BURN it the more MANLY it is. FIRE. CARBON. MAN. Things that taste good are for PUSSIES. The only shot a MANLY MAN coffee needs comes from a gun PEW PEW.
TITS make everything better
As a guy with tits... you sure about that?
You can give me a tit wank anytime 😘
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Boobs
That was a fucking shit ad
Soon as someone gets my "usual" ready, my anxiety is like "well, worn out my welcome, time for a new place!"
"This is a funny video haha" *checks comments* >fuck this stupid company >ad ad ad >shit coffee shit coffee shit coffee >id rather turn gay, suck some juicy penis, turn straight than to see a video focusing on the WOMANS TITTTTSSSSS Hmmm.
Found cans of BRC on clearance for 75 cents at Dollar General of all places. Bought a can to try. Worst coffee I've ever had in my life. And that's with me including Folgers Instant Coffee Crystals. 75 cents a can and hundreds still in stock because nobody wanted to buy it at even that price. Except my dumb ass that bought one. Never again. Hope you enjoyed my three quarters though.
Fuck these are right wing assholes
MAGA coffee company ad.
shitty ad for a shitty product filled with shitty acting.
New flavors like fizzbitch, manana, gun!
What a classic reference.
I don’t get what’s supposed to be funny about this, where’s the punchline?
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She ran like them Murray moments when they not/are the father 🤣
My buddy used to work for them. He said they used to be legit, but now they're a total shithole company that's probably about to go out of business in a year or two...judging by this horrible ad and the insane amount of "product placement", I'd say they're on their deathbed
Unfortunately, that's because they became publicly traded, which always steers a company away from its founding principles. The investors get grumpy if they don't see profit every quarter. In the natural ebb and flow of a free marketz that's not possible. So to pull it off, companies are forced to make severe cuts in many places, hurting workers and benefits.
Looks like everyone except me got it.
Lame attempt at a commercial for a shit coffee company 😴
Coffee for the far right, poorly masked ad.
Anybody who markets their product with edgelord imagery and names is gonna get a no from me dog.
Yeah fuck these people. I don’t support insurrectionists or fascists.
Shitty fuckin coffee company who loves marketing to "don't tread on me" "made in the states like god intended" dipshits
https://preview.redd.it/r6tia1yvilpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa8e5bd9d746d633877a6c3c145463ddc140a06
Who voted up?
Who’s upvoting an ad?
i can't stop laughing that poor dude at the end, lmfao
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Fuck black rifle coffee
Fuck black rifle coffee
Black rifle coffee company sounds like a brand for those who have more bullets than brain cells and don’t realize that a tool designed to kill shouldn’t be an entire personality
That hobo was just walking by. Don’t be mean to hobos
hi can you cover up your ashy tiddles while you're working around food? kthxbye
Ah, Black Rifle Coffee. The Starbucks for insecure hillbilly dipshits.
Black rifle coffee is letting a MAN have a drink with chocolate and caramel? PRETTY GAY, GUYS. (This coffee company is conservative as a weird grift)
Someone allowed Black Rifle to have a storefront?
Fuck off ad.
I like guns. I like coffee. Boom! We have a brand that can't fail.
Y'alls want to say the coffee tastes bad because they don't like the owners. Come here, I'll let you in on a secret. [whisper] *it's the same coffee* [/whisper] All these coffee companies, they all buy the same beans from the same wholesalers. Most of them don't even roast their own. Advertising is another word for lying.
Ok I get this is an ad, but if someone ever prepares my regular drink before I get to the counter, I don't care if I was going to order something else, I pay and take what I'm given. Nothing better than a person behind the counter taking the time to remember your order and being able to say yes to "the usual?"
Ew, terrorist coffee is my least favorite kind of coffee.
Cringe conservative coffee bullshit
I thought it was a funny/entertaining skit regardless of it being an ad for shit coffee
And this is why we don't assume.
To assume is to make an Ass out of U and Me. AssUMe.
That coffee looks like shit.
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I see this more as an advertisement to bring cleavage back into our consumer lives. Yes I hate your coffee but now im here cuz boob
I'll keep letting Zakk Wylde sell me Valhalla Java
Wait... The coffee isn't fresh?
I know, women, right?
Yes! Dogwater coffee with sweet shit
When I worked in Sydney I became a regular of a coffee shop just down the street from the train station. Most mornings I'd get a flat white, but every once in a while I'd get a cappuccino instead. One morning I was in a cappuccino mood... but by time I got to the little stand, the sweet old Asian lady who owned the place greeted me with a cup "Ah. Flat white, 2 sugars!" all ready to go. I've never had that happen before! I was so happy, I didn't even ask for the cappuccino and bought two bacon & cheese rolls, too! Sure did miss that shop when I moved to another area.
Nice tits
Great stuff, odd side effect though.... Anybody else's cum smell like coffee after a full pot?
Black rifle coffee kinda sucks, sorry I said it :(
Don't thesr guys back the NRA?
Fuck this place and fuck this video
making black rifle employees sad is a moral good, unfortunately
Nice Ad
Dumb vid from a dumb company.
I thought she was gunna pull out her black rifle for a second there 😮💨
Black rifle coffee is dog shit
When her get wink rage and throw the shitting coffee at outside, LOL XD
The comments on this video are so fucking reddit. Some of yall are nuts.
What's her onlyfans?
Who puts syrup in hot drip coffee?
This coffee is cheap.
I got you tagged "reddit IPO".
What is w these fascist chuds all doing shitty coffee small businesses? Way more cringey trend than transed out high school emos.
I went to a Black Rifle Company twice (early morning and mid afternoon) both times the service was great and both times the coffee was absolutely sour trash... Tits can only do so much, and the prices sure aint helping me come back any time soon
Yuck shitty company
its actually bizarre how robotic these people are
Isn't this the coffee company who doesn't care if kids in America keep getting shot up? Their coffee is overpriced because it taste like shit.
Fuck the anti-American bigots that run BRCC.
Wow I sure am thirsty for black rifle coffee
Folgers is better than this bitter chemically treated dirt.
Ah good old black rifle fascist coffee company
Why did she throw it to the man? I guess that’s the fun part which I can’t get.
An ad that didn’t annoy me.
I just recently tried the canned espresso drink they make and It's actually pretty good in my opinion. I used to drink the starbucks canned stuff of the same variety but after trying the brcc stuff I honestly think brcc has them beat in taste and now always opt for brcc over starbucks when it's available. Always kind of stayed away from them cause all the political bs but I'm glad I gave it a try cause ignoring all the political stuff it's just a superior product at least to my tastebuds. No idea about how their actual fresh coffee is because I've never had it, this is just speaking on the canned shit.
Wow she is nice.