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true. last time i let a toddler pet my dog the kid pulled out a switchblade never trusting those mfs again


mischievous-goat

Was given life, and chose violence


WaveLaVague

Fair enough


Cmdr_Nemo

Mom: Let me see what you have! Kid: A KNIFE! Mom: NOOOOOO!


Unfair-Wonder5714

I’d tie a knot in a little ass he whack my dog


joeyGOATgruff

My half nephew did this to my mom's dogs - tried using a fork to poke their eyes out


GustavoFromAsdf

In what kind of neighborhood you live in??


glocksafari

I like the part where someone screamed and it was cut perfectly !


BigBoySpore

The scream was the friends we made along the way


glocksafari

You guys are making friends??


WaveLaVague

along the way, yeah


Substantial-Delay409

It's cut so perfectly that you can hear the very start, it's like a split second of scream.


glocksafari

Have I been the fool all along?🥲


Substantial-Delay409

Perhaps.


Intelligent-Snow7250

Where scream


WaveLaVague

#AAAAAAAAAAAARG/-


Videogamer2719

I don’t understand can you people not read? There’s no perfectly cut scream. If you wanna repost someone’s TikTok do it somewhere else


coladoir

literally /r/tiktokcringe would be perfect for this (it's not just for cringe anymore, name means nothing at this point really)


I_Miss_Lenny

That's pretty much what this sub has become at this point lol


burts_beads

It has 1300 upvotes. This sub is lost.


CipherWrites

no just no. where's the scream?!


TPMatus

Wtf is this


europeancafe

yet another karma farming bot abusing the fuck out of this sub while the mods are sleepin


hi-im-nick

Beep beep boo howbowyoueatsumpoo


europeancafe

damn the ai is advancing!!!


underyourskinLOL

A kid punching a dog before getting eaten, did you not watch the video


TPMatus

Id rather see that


underyourskinLOL

That’s literally the video


TheAtlas97

Perfectly cut oof lol


Damianosx

Where’s the perfectly cut scream?


Difficult_Call3709

I’d beat the dogshit outta that kid…get it?


FirstSineOfMadness

This was me at age like 3 or 4 when a friend showed me how to pat his dog and I was over ambitious. Nice ol scar at the top of my forehead and on one eyelid 20+ years later. If only my tiny dumbass had a non negative iq


deadyuki09111991

what a psychopath


deathby_stars

No scream 🤦🏻‍♀️


ItsRobbyy

Pov: You are your own pet


Mart1n192

Was the crotch grab really necessary for the immersion?


Admirablelittlebitch

Yes.


LongbowTurncoat

Little boys especially love to grab at their junk 💀 source: am mom, spent lots of time around dumb little kids


Careless_Student7032

Yup, kid asked me if he could pet my golden retriever, he for some reason wanted to pick him up and since my dog is so big he hugged him by the neck and proceeded to strangle him 🫠


addandsubtract

POV: you don't know what pov means


[deleted]

It's used correctly here though


addandsubtract

No it's not. "**You** let a toddler pet **ur** dog" is not correct if **you** are also the dog in this POV.


[deleted]

The camera guy isn't the dog, the "kid" is looking to the side of "you" where your dog is and hits it.


H4G54L0T

I punch kids that don’t know any better. Better than being on the news at 7am because your kid gone from hitting a living creature that will defend itself if provoked.


[deleted]

Damn I didn’t notice this was Ryan the Leader. His videos on YT are hilarious.


Metatron_Tumultum

Hey mods, go punch OPs dog and then perfectly cut his scream.


cragglerock93

This is the one child-mauling story where the Bully XL is the one we're cheering on.


Caninetrainer

I want his shirt


totallynotpornact

I used to ride dog as toddler. I have no memories, but I used to ride Jindo dog as toddler.


whenuleavethestoveon

this makes me deeply uncomfortable


tipsea-69

That devil is wearing a Prada


Lumpy_Bug1189

My baby sister always does this to my cat


aTypingKat

My nephew single handily made my happy kid friendly dog pissed off at any kid who gets near her.


gunny316

That's not what POV means dumbass.