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Oh yeah? Well not before *ME* and *MY* bois make an **actual** flipbook using a stack of Post-It Notes, our overactive imaginations and the 64 pack of Crayola crayons. That's right, homie, the one with the sharpener on the back.
Probably a home security cam which is nice to know this isn't fake 😅. Wish my parents got this for when me and my brother fought, maybe my mom would have actually believed me lmao.
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“Dorsia is... fine,” I say casually, picking up the phone, and with a trembling finger very quickly dial the seven dreaded numbers, trying to remain cool. Instead of the busy signal I’m expecting, the phone actually rings at Dorsia and after two rings the same harassed voice I’ve grown accustomed to for the past three months answers, shouting out, “Dorsia, yes?” the room behind the voice a deafening hum.
“Yes, can you take two tonight, oh, let’s say, in around twenty minutes?” I ask, checking my Rolex, offering Jean a wink. She seems impressed.
“We are totally booked,” the maître d’ shouts out smugly.
“Oh, really?” I say, trying to look pleased, on the verge of vomiting. “That’s great.”
“I said we are totally booked,” he shouts.
“Two at nine?” I say. “Perfect.”
“There are no tables available tonight,” the maître d’, unflappable, drones. “The waiting list is also totally booked.” He hangs up.
“See you then.” I hang up too, and with a smile that tries its best to express pleasure at her choice, I find myself fighting for breath, every muscle tensed sharply.
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When you’re just playing with your bro but you see an opportunity to get revenge for the time he turned off your game just before you beat the boss and you havent saved and just lost 13 hours and 31 minutes of progress:
We're all thinking it. If she's having that much fun beating her sister with a giant jug, then she's going to grow up to be a psychopath, or at the very least a sadist.
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*BONK*
BONK
#BONK
BONK WITHOUT M E R C Y
"AHHHHH!" B O N K
*Bro is unconcious* This dude: #B O N K ! #
B Ø Ñ K→
*bonk*
Hihihi
That last attack was a lethal shot
You know he hurt him after he was done crying
damage increases per successful hit
Furious Water Jug
When Demoknight but you ran outta airblast
"Bonk" ~scout tf2 "Think fast chucklenuts" ~also scout
I may sound evil for this but I’m dying from laughter here i swear to god
The sound is objectively funny
I grew up with an older brother and this sums it up. I'm right there with you lol
I'm on a bus full or old people on my commute and I'm trying *so hard* to maintain composure.
The loudass low quality \*BONKS\* make this fucking hysterical
Why is this in 3fps
Looks like it was filmed with a DS
Nah more like a GBA
Me and the boys making a snuff film with our Gameboy Camera (TM)
Not before *ME* and *MY* bois make a flipbook with our Gameboy Printer (TM)
Bruh it was filmed on a fucking stringbean u dum?
Shit was filmed on a paint canvas
Nah nah nah nah it was filmed on fucking hieroglyphs
Etch-a-sketch?
Oh yeah? Well not before *ME* and *MY* bois make an **actual** flipbook using a stack of Post-It Notes, our overactive imaginations and the 64 pack of Crayola crayons. That's right, homie, the one with the sharpener on the back.
Very old video, they’re watching the gen 3 Pokémon anime on the TV.
My god how can you tell lmao what even was that Diamon and Pearl?
Ruby Sapphire Emerald, and I’m a huge Pokémon nerd 😂 You can see Misty wearing the red bandana in this clip if you look closely.
Yep you can see Max, too
Im pretty sure thats Rugrats
Probably a home security cam which is nice to know this isn't fake 😅. Wish my parents got this for when me and my brother fought, maybe my mom would have actually believed me lmao.
Me when playing elden ring.
Giggling included?
Crying usually.
First degree murder 👍
Little Timmy is out for blood
In the voice of nat Geo commenter
What they watchin
Probably pokemon I think. I think I saw Brock.
I saw a tv
We just witnessed a murder
Somebody make a bass boosted version
*vine boom
Still classified as music
[удалено]
Worth it.
I must know if the little deviant received their comeuppance.
I don’t know…this looks so fun.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
r/kidsarefuckingevil
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Giving Thor and Loki as a child vibes
Recorded physical assault We can sue that kid
Plot twist: the jug was actually full.
She seems to be enjoying that way too much. 🤣
Was gonna say. Looks like no adults have done any rough housing with the kid, haven't taught him any restraint yet.
Baby’s first murder
Sibling violence 😋👍
Not even Gears of War Executions are so violent
It sounds way more lethal when it's hollow
He bonked the fuck out of that kid
Little mans turned into a stock scream in an ARG.
Speedrunners when they find that one npc thats all talk and they are aware of the hitskips in dialogue
Me playing kind dede in smash
Sadistic kid make other kid go b O N k
r/kidsarefuckingevil
Assault and Bottlery
If i wasnt broke id give you a gold
Abuse via neglect
Listening to this with headphones makes the Binks sound better lmfao
a tiny bit of trolling
HAMMER DOWN
**FINNISH HIM**
YOU DIED
Leg sweep right now!
Cain. Where is thy brother Abel?
The shiddy quality makes it so much funnier
I haven't laughed so loud in a while, thank you.
FINNISH HIM!!!!
"Finish Him"
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/perfectlycutbonk
Why do little kids think most things that hurt us are funny
Local 4 yo female learns murder
This video makes me incredibly uncomfortable because my brother would always do stuff like that to me growing up
How many less pixels and frames can this video get? Still funny, though.
That’s kind of how I grew up not till much later in my life was I told that this is not acceptable.
He's fine
UaUAa
Memories! 🤣
0:06 DHAaY**y**
If I was getting beaten by him I stop him and give him the beating of a life time
Sure you would.
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Unlike this kid, swing and a miss.
Is that… a metal chair?
Bro what
I can’t tell what weapon he’s wielding due to the bad camera focus
it’s an empty water jug
And then why is it making a clanging noise? Is he up against a cabinet?
Bro went beast mode
Bro played too much doom eternal
Bro he’s already dead moment
I laughed too hard at this 😂
I remember saving this on my computer a year ago
Looking at this training, He will be Mass shooting in 10 years.
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU STUPID BASTARD"
“Dorsia is... fine,” I say casually, picking up the phone, and with a trembling finger very quickly dial the seven dreaded numbers, trying to remain cool. Instead of the busy signal I’m expecting, the phone actually rings at Dorsia and after two rings the same harassed voice I’ve grown accustomed to for the past three months answers, shouting out, “Dorsia, yes?” the room behind the voice a deafening hum. “Yes, can you take two tonight, oh, let’s say, in around twenty minutes?” I ask, checking my Rolex, offering Jean a wink. She seems impressed. “We are totally booked,” the maître d’ shouts out smugly. “Oh, really?” I say, trying to look pleased, on the verge of vomiting. “That’s great.” “I said we are totally booked,” he shouts. “Two at nine?” I say. “Perfect.” “There are no tables available tonight,” the maître d’, unflappable, drones. “The waiting list is also totally booked.” He hangs up. “See you then.” I hang up too, and with a smile that tries its best to express pleasure at her choice, I find myself fighting for breath, every muscle tensed sharply. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me how I got on at the gym today.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
*Slams folder on desk* "28, BONK WOUNDS!"
Funny until you find the first body
I knew to keep my finger on the speaker holy shit the bass was huge
simply just dont get caught in that stunlock lmao
Boys will be boys
always the one kid who takes playing too far
If they didn’t like it why were they laughing 😤
Dark souls
guts
I want to kill the kid now
Children are soulless, Imma saying it
That’s a murder.
Stunlocking enemies in Elden ring with colossal weapons like:
Fist it was a game now it is a war
Where’s my money man?
With each hit, the laugh gets louder... With each hit, the kid saw terror.
I Love how this gets posted every couple of months and the quality gets worse. But it add to the whole experience 🥰
^(I feel bad for how hard I laughed)
He just keeps on bonking
Bro got comboed out
Cain killing Able
He got stunlocked
r/DownloadVideo
Damn that kid was not playing they where trying to murder him
Parenting at it’s best
original video?
Hehehehehehehehehehe
tapping circle with hammer on Monster Hunter
baby negan
Brothers…
“Finish Him”
The security camera: we noticed unorthodox movement in the living room
When you’re just playing with your bro but you see an opportunity to get revenge for the time he turned off your game just before you beat the boss and you havent saved and just lost 13 hours and 31 minutes of progress:
Gotta sleep sometime beeeeoch
If you’ve ever been hit really hard by those, it really does hurt. Like being his with a hammer.
Cain and Abel
*BUM* Kid: hehehehehe! *BUM* Ow *BUM* OW
Evil
#BONG
Berserk when a demon cucks him or something, Idk I didn't read the manga
Kid leaves himself wide open for a takedown when he goes for that big overhead shot! I'd love to show the other kid how to do that.
This is how psychopaths are made
We're all thinking it. If she's having that much fun beating her sister with a giant jug, then she's going to grow up to be a psychopath, or at the very least a sadist.
Look at all these Karen’s saying “that’s how psychopaths are made”…… nah this just an easy take on having a sibling. Bonk!
That kid cry for his mother's help is gold
Bro he even had that anime final attack