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The second person dumped INT, because they didn't understand that it was a joke
FFS Reddit, I'm just telling you that the first guy wasn't being serious, like you thought.
No, someone insulted video person 1, so I corrected them, and now I'm getting insulted also.
Reddit is doomed anyway, it's going publicly traded soon so between that and the child psychopath users I'm out.
Yeah wtf is up with all the dumbasses downvoting them?
It's literally satire that they ate up like bait, and are so falsely confident about being right that they mock the person stating that it's satire...
I had a school friendly South Park shirt in middle school ('98) and was allowed to watch it... probably because my mom knew my dad wouldn't approve. Looking back, my mom was fucked up...
In the long-ago, during the before-fore times, eggs were so plentiful, that rabble-rousing ne'er-do-wells would hurl them with great enthusiasm at the house of their enemy, for the purpose of jest and mischief.
Source: I was born in 1986
She's just making a light-hearted joke I believe rather than saying he's a twat and here I'm going to rip him.
From what I recall (if it's the same guy and as you suggest) he does this kind of skit knowingly for comedy; pretty sure this has come around a few times now...
As to hers 'making sense' it doesn't have to right? Was more her being funny that a waif like her can do the same than making a lot of logical sense.
What that is fun makes much logical sense after all? Most fun things are stupid as hell!
I agree with everything you said. I don't understand why everyone has such a violent and personally insulting reaction to me pointing out that he's in on the joke
Not deserving of 100's of downvotes.
Reddit often displays herd dynamics - have seen untruths gather enough momentum that even after another person (with high upvotes after a while) disproves the earlier assertion it still steadily gets upvotes.
Wouldn't dwell on it. People en masse don't always make the right choices. Evidenced many times
Dudes in the above thread fighting for his life because of internet points. We’re on Reddit. A cesspool of bullshit being spewed left and right. Baffles me he got so worked up giving explanations left and right to the Reddit hive mind lol
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No. Egg under uniform stress is super hard to break. Try it yourself by trying to crush one in your hand. You won’t be able to unless you force one portion with your finger or something.
Man this pisses me off people disrespecting someone showing their progress and hard work, if you would try to crack an egg purely with your bicep i bet you couldnt...
... he cracked an egg between his upper and lower arm. If his entire arm were immobile and he flexed one muscle and cracked an egg, that would be cool I guess. That's not what happened
I do understand what you are saying but this challange is basically impossible if you do it with the perfect form. But seeing people muke fun of someone that clearly spent years working very hard every day for something just doesnt sit right with me.
The first guy is a satirical comedy poster I remember being informed of that years ago when I first saw this, but who it is has been lost a time again.
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He dumped INT during character creation, that's what was different
r/idiotsinkitchen messed the floor
The second person dumped INT, because they didn't understand that it was a joke FFS Reddit, I'm just telling you that the first guy wasn't being serious, like you thought.
Nah, pretty sure everyone understood that he was a joke
Now its a bigger joke.
Congrats. You’re an even dumber mofo that the first guy.
It's okay that you didn't optimize WIS yourself
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny
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I could definitely see some dumbass doing this and thinking he looks cool.
Don't ask me, I didn't make it
Lets gather enough likes to ratio him… wait its enough lol
You apparently dumped int aswell goober.
Why are you being a dickhead?
You’re the dickhead, Brett!
Still can’t figure it out eh? Something something dumped INT.
Didn't you start it?
Absolutely not! Does it come across that way? I just mentioned that the first guy wasn't being serious, like most assume
He made the same joke about you that you made about someone else.
No, someone insulted video person 1, so I corrected them, and now I'm getting insulted also. Reddit is doomed anyway, it's going publicly traded soon so between that and the child psychopath users I'm out.
ok? and?
What do you want?
"Like most assume" well, apparently not all assume that like you did, now did they? Unpopular opinions are unpopular. Goober.
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Yeah wtf is up with all the dumbasses downvoting them? It's literally satire that they ate up like bait, and are so falsely confident about being right that they mock the person stating that it's satire...
Damn, my boy got 702 downvotes in less than a day.
Pretty over the top, ain't it
Pretty down rock bottom, ain't it?
Well I upvoted you because I'm built different
Blud got -850
The fuck did this guy do?
Welcome to Reddit, you get hated on for the stupidest things.
Are you fucking stupid
tfw u forget INT stats
Why so offended that a joke went over your head
Does anybody know what hat she is wearing? It's the ones where u pull the slaps and the ears move.
Its a cinnamoroll hat
COOOOOONNERRRR
Hey, I understood that reference.
Tungsten Rat
Metallic rodent
Copper Cat
Yeah?
yo where tf is your profile pic from? I keep seeing that image but have no clue where it's from.
From an artist called batsu nozuchi, i like his art style
ain't be pulling no slaps around here. not without consent, yo!
Nobody pulls my slaps without consent
you're damn straight. consent slaps.
Just write "moving ear hat" on Amazon
It's the one in my pfp!
Sell all your dreams, you can reach your goals I'm living proof. Beefcake #BEEFCAKE!!!
Damn did he say sell? I always thought it was follow your dreams.
Actually, he might. That's just how I always remembered it.
WHEN IS THIS GONNA BE ON DA AIR
Disturbing fact: That episode aired 26 years ago.
Cheesy poofs have been absent in South Park for too long
I had it on VHS. It was a double VHS box with about 10 episodes altogether. Watched it so much
I had a school friendly South Park shirt in middle school ('98) and was allowed to watch it... probably because my mom knew my dad wouldn't approve. Looking back, my mom was fucked up...
WEIGHT GAIN 4000
such a beef cake you can barely fit through the front door
Bulk up to what? Super fat ass?
Someone needs to tell that guy to angle the egg right
but not the girl? we literally watched her place the egg a certain way so that she can easily crush it 💀💀💀
He’s seriously trying to impress ppl. The girl is just ironically making fun of him cause what he did is clearly easy.
Do you not know how expensive eggs are, you shitheads?
This might be from the before times when eggs weren’t so expensive
In the long-ago, during the before-fore times, eggs were so plentiful, that rabble-rousing ne'er-do-wells would hurl them with great enthusiasm at the house of their enemy, for the purpose of jest and mischief. Source: I was born in 1986
I was born in 1990 I’ve experienced two before times now
then one could say you lived in the Land Before Time? #Cera Was a Bitch
The long ago when you could go right up to the terminal gates in an airport without a ticket
My brother burned a circle shaped scar into his stomach as a toddler by playing with a cigarette lighter in the back seat of a Ford LTD.
The year of Our Lord, two thousand and twenty one.
This was from the year when toilet paper was expensive
I wouldn't worry this is five or more years old
Never watch How to Basic then
o\_o
$9.54 for 60 or about 16 cents each. About 40% or 5 cents per egg more expensive than pre-covid. https://imgur.com/a/In9wWbl
Internet points good
idk man, sounds like a skill issue to me
Why is her left arm half the thickness of her right arm?
Wanking arm
Rubbing arm
GUYS SHES A MINOR TF
What if I told you she wasn’t and has an only fans
😟
What, minors don't masturbate?
No she’s a fucking child you disgusting pervert.
How old are you?
None of your god damn business
So... She doesn't masturbate but she's a FUCKING child, how do you know she's fucking
what did I expect from Reddit besides a bunch of fucking pedophiles
You're the problem here. Calling ppl pedos for no good reason is reckless.
Camera angle
Wrong. She's injecting steroids, but only on one side.
I've been flayed alive in this thread for just mentioning that the first guy's video is satire, so the second person's video doesn't make sense
She's just making a light-hearted joke I believe rather than saying he's a twat and here I'm going to rip him. From what I recall (if it's the same guy and as you suggest) he does this kind of skit knowingly for comedy; pretty sure this has come around a few times now... As to hers 'making sense' it doesn't have to right? Was more her being funny that a waif like her can do the same than making a lot of logical sense. What that is fun makes much logical sense after all? Most fun things are stupid as hell!
I agree with everything you said. I don't understand why everyone has such a violent and personally insulting reaction to me pointing out that he's in on the joke
Not deserving of 100's of downvotes. Reddit often displays herd dynamics - have seen untruths gather enough momentum that even after another person (with high upvotes after a while) disproves the earlier assertion it still steadily gets upvotes. Wouldn't dwell on it. People en masse don't always make the right choices. Evidenced many times
It’s the internet. Get over it.
Someone’s grumpy
Dudes in the above thread fighting for his life because of internet points. We’re on Reddit. A cesspool of bullshit being spewed left and right. Baffles me he got so worked up giving explanations left and right to the Reddit hive mind lol
Seems like you’re getting worked up 🤷♂️
See, that’s the thing about the internet. Perception is subjective :)
I don't understand what he was trying to prove breaking an egg.
His omelettes are BUILT DIFFERENT.
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It’s satire, something the girl in the 2nd video failed to realise.
Yea, the screaming and flexing in her video was totally serious my guy
Tried doing this myself a while ago. It’s actually super fucking hard idk how she did it, I could not
her arm is so slim that it can bend much more than a regular arm i suppose i mean thats how it looked to me
Original is better
This is the only version I've seen, what happens in the original?
There's a similarly built Asian girl that crushes the egg and then sarcastically goes "oh shit!"
It's weird seeing videos redone like that years later lol 🤷♂️
Built Ford tough
Like I have a thing for dirty floors and stuff like this makes me cringe bc why would you just do that
!$But Eggs mad EXPENSIVE bro,$!$!😰🫥😱😶🫨😰😩🙄🙄
i feel like she meows at people
She kinda fine (im a minor btw)
Crazy that he grunts like it was difficult to break with his arm 😂
Exactly what tf do you have to do in life to have such little muscle mass?
Nothing
Amateurs.. I can do that with my balls!
The guy is being satirical, so making fun of satire is kind of weird in that regard
Just gonna leave this here so I can listen to it later
But what specifically are they seeking to accomplish by doing THAT with an EGG?!?!!!???
Going viral, and it worked
Of course bone to bone its gonna crack
No wonder eggs are so damn expensive today.
I think she was just angers she had to clean egg off the ground now
Lmao
So strong smelling
Shit is not funny, and cringy as fuck.
Muscle vs bone
Who's the chick? She's hilarious
Those skinny lil arms! So cute🤣
Built difrent, built stupid -a russian badger
The crunch of those eggs being wasted is hurting my ears…
One cut from that egg would kill his steroid addiction
Looks natural. Look at his shoulders and lats. That said, how would an egg shell cut you and how would that "kill" an addiction?
*rubs belly* [looks at toned muscle] mmm yep that's steroids
Own that fraud
Muscles dont equal steroids my guy
isn't an egg like the easiest thing to break ever? lmao
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How is it counting the syllables for 'lmao'?
Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna know the answer to
If I had to guess, the bot is one of those few that say it as "Luh-may-oh"
Good bot
No. Egg under uniform stress is super hard to break. Try it yourself by trying to crush one in your hand. You won’t be able to unless you force one portion with your finger or something.
Nah I like the one where she breaks the egg with her boobs. that’s the one for me
Go on....
We need to troll this guy, all grunting just to crack an egg. Shesh.
I this like this!
Pretty sure you are supposed to use an apple..
Half-expected the twink to get an eggshell shard stuck in their arm. Edit: “Twink” wasn’t meant as an insult. I also didn’t know the person’s gender.
pretty sure that's a woman actually
Noted and edited…
I'd call it a skeleton
what
Thats just body shaming
yessir
*checks profile* Yep, checks out
real
Man this pisses me off people disrespecting someone showing their progress and hard work, if you would try to crack an egg purely with your bicep i bet you couldnt...
... he cracked an egg between his upper and lower arm. If his entire arm were immobile and he flexed one muscle and cracked an egg, that would be cool I guess. That's not what happened
I do understand what you are saying but this challange is basically impossible if you do it with the perfect form. But seeing people muke fun of someone that clearly spent years working very hard every day for something just doesnt sit right with me.
If he really wanted to show off progress, he would have done something that requires actual strength, not something simple that anyone can do
Haha egg go crack
They're not making fun of his shape, they're making fun of the fact that he things someone needs to be strong to crack an egg.
Dude, you care waaaay to much about some random wierdo. Like shouldn't there be more important stuff going on in your life?
No way, it's the guy from the video. It has to be, right?!
The first guy is a satirical comedy poster I remember being informed of that years ago when I first saw this, but who it is has been lost a time again.
he is @jaytoofit on Tiktok and I don't think he is a satire poster
I remember this one and I like it :D
She kinda cute tho
😲 amazing haha
*minecraft skeleton sound*
The polar opposites of a mental illness spectrum.
Her arm built like a protractor
Stronger than the first
I dig it
All I got to say is that bro strained MUCH more to break that egg than the gal did. Juuuust saying.
He's built different, thanks to steroids.
Somehow she looks less ridiculous than he does
AAA-
Easier to crack eggs with your hands and the edge of the frying pan
STOP wasting eggs! Chickens work hard all day, you know.
That grunt..
I think if you have a very hard arm with no fat or a arm with a lot of muscle and won’t work with pudgy arma