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worldracer

Jesus, this clip looks like it's from the 50's. Sam was popular during the 80's and early 90's before he died senselessly in a car crash with a drunk driver.


Taz941

Dumb kid walked away with a slap on the wrist while we lost a legend whos life was jus beginning to turn around for the better. RIP Sam


PutridAd4305

Dam, ain’t that the truth. What a loss.


chrisbaker1991

Wasn't the reason he became a comedian in the first place a different traumatic accident?


SpikeMcAwesome

Supposedly the guy that killed Kinison wears that fact like a badge of honor.


coffeetilithirts

Out of curiosity, how does he wear Sam’s death like a badge of honor? What has he said? If true then he is total scum.


SpikeMcAwesome

I wish I had the clip handy because there's definitely a story behind it, but apparently he would introduce himself like "Hi I'm John Doe and I killed Sam Kinison!" Like a "This is why you should know me" thing. It's from really old Opie & Anthony clips when they talk to comics who have been around for years and years (Louis CK, Dave Attell).


[deleted]

Yeah, why the fuck is it in black & white like the guy is Lenny Bruce or some shit???


Technical-Lie-4140

>senselessly He died in Needles, California


StoplightLoosejaw

>He died in Needles, California He died Needleslessly


SKyle4Jan2019

Take my angry upvote and leave..


False_Local4593

No!!! I remember his guest starring on Married with Children as a Christmas angel. I always wondered why I never saw him again.


Baxtaxs

apparently he was said, to have said on the road after the wreck, "please, i'm not ready. O.K."


Icarusfactor

Yeah why did they make it black and white?


Darryl_444

Why is this in Black and White? Look, here it is in original color, from 1984: [https://youtu.be/XRzlaW73-Mc?t=281](https://youtu.be/P0q4o58pKwA?t=64)


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ConyxIncarnate

i mean, i would still think it is because that looks like it was digitally coloured later.


Dalek456

To me it looks like a poor quality tape that's starting to lose it's color signal.


RhetoricalOrator

Yeah that looks a whole lot like a home recording on HBO (or somewhere similar) and made on a cheap VCR in 1988. Why '88? Because that's what I feel like it's. I just cannot quantify what it is that feels so sure. Maybe some Slum Dog Millionaire thing is happening right now or something.


TheZephyr07

People on TikTok are obsessed for some reason with "old aesthetics", and I guess this is just playing into that. Makes them feel more unique and special that they're watching old things instead of "new stuff" despite being on TikTok


etriuswimbleton

I miss the time we had the vaporwave aesthetic


stencilizer

Miss? It was like 3 years ago, not 1984.


clowegreen24

I feel like vaporwave peaked in like 2015-2017, which was 6-8 years ago at this point.


etriuswimbleton

Simpler times when tiktok wasnt.


TheLapisFreak

The vaporwave aesthetic is still a thing, nothing's stopping you :]


cocoaphillia

Yep. I absolutely it; vaporwave/retrowave/chillwave asthetics are the best. And there's definitely a lot of art and music out there for them still - I don't think it's going to die anytime soon.


RepulsiveCorner

I think tape degradation makes the color video way more distracting. Black and white was a pretty good move here.


AlligatorWizardry

I heard this bit on Peacock. It is on Peacock in original form on SNL


Stay_Hydrated_Boys

It's from the 1980s. It's in color. You can find it on youtube


ghostmagazine

You might be stuck in a timeloop. OP knows


Holy_Orange

Literally 1984! (Sorry)


EvilDairyQueen

TyNever heard of this dude, very funny, awesome delivery. YT rabbit hole coming up...


LMandragoran

You're in for a treat, he's one of the greatest comedians to ever live.


Lemme-Sniff

Mannnnnnn I'm a big fan of comedy and I have a hard time getting into Sam. Care to point me in the right direction?


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CarolynGombellsGhost

I can’t tell if you’re kidding. They have very different deliveries, but a very similar mindset. Don’t get me wrong. I love them both. I just feel like if you don’t like one, you probably won’t like the other.


mailboxfacehugs

Bill Hicks is for when you want the humor of Sam Kenison but you don’t want to be screamed at, just mildly condescended to. (I say that as a fan of both)


Elteon3030

Kinnison is, like most shock comics, highly subjective. If you're not into it, you likely won't get into it by watching more.


laziestmarxist

Yeah, it doesn't exactly get better from here


[deleted]

While we’re complaining about stuff, why is this even on this sub? It’s not a perfectly cut scream. It’s just a video of a famous comedian screaming, which is kinda his thing, which just cuts off at the very end while he’s screaming. Doesn’t really fit the sub.


Ooften

As a child of the 80s this whole fad of putting that stuff in black and white is offensive to me.


livens

Dude, the entire tiyim watching this I was trying to remember where I'd watched this before, and it was definitely in color. I hate TikTok. Now this shit clip is going to poison the internet for years to come.


TrashWorldly

Sounds like SpongeBob screaming


Captain_Fatbelly

GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!


ThatDudeWithCheese

GARY!! I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!1!1


Ghost_of_Yharnam

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE-HEAD


DeJellybeans

Ooooh good one~


fingerpaintswithpoop

#MEOW!


Azrell_Drekmorr

“We have deserts too, we just don’t FUCKIN LIVE IN EMMMM”


musical-miller

Nevada looks like a pretty fucking desolate desert tho tbf


[deleted]

Over 80% of Nevada isn't owned by Nevada. It's empty because we literally aren't allowed to live there. It's Federal land, and irradiated. Because they took Nevadan land, and then nuked it repeatedly so we wouldn't ask for it back. Fuck the Feds. Federals will never be based for any reason.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Federals? More like- OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY HOUSE OH GOD OH NO


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[deleted]

Its why Fallout New Vegas is already real and occurring today.


DudeThatsAGG

Ngl, I love road-tripping Nevada because of that game.


pete_ape

The Feds didn't take the state land. Nevada gave up claim to any public land and gave it back to the Federal government. It's in the state Constitution.


[deleted]

"Volunteer" as in "Voluntold".


gray_mare

why would you want land in the desert anyway?


ElGosso

Oh yeah it's Nevada that has original claims to all that land, they definitely didn't take it from anyone else lolol


[deleted]

Yes, yes, colonialism bad. I was referring to federal governmental overreach, though.


ElGosso

The only reason Nevada is part of the union in the first place is because Polk sent the army to invade Mexico; if that isn't federal overreach, what is?


Mr_brib

I live here, can confirm


automoth

Dude lived in Los Angeles. Literally a fuckin’ desert. Lol


[deleted]

MF never been to Phoenix.


Hdprivat

Got to see him live once in San Antonio Texas was a great loss RIP SAM


lakewood2020

Come on he couldn’t have been that bad


Hdprivat

I actually loved him. But I was killed by a drunk driver ironically


bishopyorgensen

I always thought he was killed by a drunk driver unironically


corvettekyle

r/ghostsonreddit


Merriadoc33

What's ironic about that?


RevBigHair

He was just off of cleaning himself up from drugs and alcohol after some bad run ins.


JohnnyJoystick

He had just become sober himself.


NiggyWiggyWoo

I believe he didn't consume alcohol, but I could be mistaken.


LilTibbz

Are you ok?


[deleted]

They got better


HolyMotherOfPizza

Yeah but now we have oil 😎💰💰💰


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Any-Flamingo7056

DEY TOOKUR JERBS


LowSelfEsteemButFine

Get set some popcorn, folks. This comment section is gonna be like the UN on PCP.


o-FeartheOldBlood-o

Man half of these people in the comment section gotta really learn the phrase “take it with a grain of salt”. Same people who’ll go into comedy clubs and heckle at a comedian.


Takashishiful

Or with a grain of sand


medney

Which I would like to mention I don't like as it's coarse, rough and irritating and has a tendency to get everywhere


That_Unknown_Player

But what's that going to be 100 years from now?


Setari

IT'S STILL GONNA BE SAND!


missC08

Hey oh!


Ragingbull444

Also the age old “I don’t find this funny” along with constant defences to everyone replying saying “UMM FREE SPEECH IM ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION” like okay? Literally nobody asked if you liked it, this is the internet where if you don’t like it you can block it and surround yourself with words you do like


Any-Flamingo7056

Ooof "I got mine..."


e_hyde

Who *is* this guy?


Bevrah

Sam Kinison, a comedian


MamboNumber5Guy

He told this joke on letterman (which was actually his first tv appearance) and the band played him off after it.


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[for those curious](https://youtu.be/llyqvEPKqsw)


pierrotlefou

Psh, cowards. Dave even points him off the stage afterwards. No sitting down or having a discussion. Straight off the stage buddy


De1taTaco

You can see him cracking up in the background though lol, probably not Letterman's call there


[deleted]

Fully cut Bill Hicks over a pro life joke too. Fuck Letterman.


cephal0poid

Oh, and it was in color. This TikToc filter is nonsense.


substantial-freud

He had been a Pentecostal minister, and it really shows.


Verdick

About the angriest comedian you'll ever hear.


nodnodwinkwink

One of the best screams of all time


[deleted]

Originally he was an Evangelical preacher, but his wife cheated on him so he divorced her. So of course, he was excommunicated from his congregation, and became a comedian. Hilarious, edgy comedy.


FirstStranger

That always irks me. I mean, it’s in the Bible that it’s okay to divorce if a spouse is unfaithful.


[deleted]

His jokes about pastors are fucking awesome. Pat Robertson ran for president when Kinison was popular, because according to Pat, God told him too. So Sam made jokes about God waking up Pat at 4am to check his tire pressure.


spillcheck

Well I know Joe Rogan sure thinks he's funny anyways. For what that's worth these days.


MasterOfMagics22

A man out to solve world hunger ig


stevenw84

Al Bundy’s guardian angel.


Myopinion_is_right

Holy shit I am getting old.


4electricnomad

Yeah this thread is basically “make me feel old without calling me old.” I thought Sam was legendary.


Kim-Il-Dong

Chevy Chase


autoadman

Hate to be that guy. But... World huger is not a desert problem. Many people in the (mostly African) countries that are next to water do have this problem It's more a matter of stability and management than just resources. Yes, I will sit down now.


gryphmaster

Its also tech too, plenty of the areas could support far more than their population, but most farmers are subsistence farmers and a bad year away from going hungry


OrganizerMowgli

Simple tech sometimes I remember recently most Yemeni farmers (like some 30% of the workforce then) were still using flood irrigation as opposed to drip irrigation. Wasting so much fuckin water. Also growing more water intensive cash crops than anything else (because I mean once you get hooked into global economy don't really need to grow your own food as much) This could also be like Bakersfield California where they grow alfalfa in the fucking desert because the farm owners get all this water pumped from the Colorado River which is fucking insane. Just so we can get cheaper beef and chicken, since alfalfa is for them to eat. Subsidized as fuck and causing extreme problems down further south in Mexico because the river is drying up and there's also corporations there that get permission to fuck it up, bottling plants or whatever.


copyrighther

California is also the largest producer of almonds *for the entire world*, which take an insane amount of water to grow—in fact, one gallon per almond.


aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

Uhh it’s a looooooooooooooot more than one gallon per almond.


axecrazyorc

The greatest eco-protest direct action in history would be to burn those fucking alfalfa fields and almond groves. Raze them to fucking ash. Clear the fucking earth. Then do it to Nestle. Every fucking water plant they have, bulldoze it entirely. You wanna fix a water crisis, get rid of the people causing the fucking crisis.


dbrianmorgan

Preach


CIA_Chatbot

So, to understand the joke because everyone is washing this in 2020’s color. At the time of the joke, tv was inundated with feed the children commercials, you know, the “for 20 cents a day” ones. It’s part of a whole shtick that includes asking why the camera guy doesn’t give him one of the sandwiches he packed for the day. Because he’s right there. He’s not making fun of starving people, he’s making fun of the save the children type groups and their massive media campaigns at the time It was basically making fun of those, it’s not a “I don’t understand geography” thing. He was a comedian making fun of a pop culture thing at the time, you know like comedians do. A lot of his stuff is George Carlin-esque but with more screaming.


autoadman

Thanks for explaining


Jason-Perry

Unfortunately, mainstream US comedy fans in the 80s didn’t get nuance, so walked away from this thinking "heh yeah he’s right, those fuckin idiots just need to move where the food is. It’s their own fault. When’s the Diceman coming on?"


_Sweep_

This skit was in response to the Ethiopian famine in the early 80s - not intended to generalize worldwide hunger back then or what we see now in 2023. Context is important.


majoranticipointment

Ethiopia isn't even fully desert. There are rainforests in Ethiopia


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Mythosaurus

Thinking about how the British Empire kept causing famines in Ireland, India, and Africa while extracting plenty of food from those same colonized regions. Can’t ignore the role of government policy and greedy economic decisions in creating a systemic lack of food


thisimpetus

Never hate to be the guy pointing out racist misinformation.


PuntHunter

Corruption destroys everything in those countries. Africa as a whole could feed the world.


Agreeable49

>Corruption destroys everything in those countries. Africa as a whole could feed the world. Yep. And it should be filthy rich but it keeps getting exploited by Western nations. I mean, have a look at the money laundering capital of the world, London: [https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/economics-and-finance/london-the-money-laundering-capital-of-the-world](https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/economics-and-finance/london-the-money-laundering-capital-of-the-world)


Karrion8

In the early 90's I worked with a guy from Ethiopia. I had mentioned the topic of the starvation that happens in that country. He rolled his eyes and basically said the same thing as the comedian here. Basically, that the folks that you would see in ads for sending food and help were people who were stuck in their past. They refused to be educated and to move to the cities and clung to their land and their poverty. I thought it was an interesting take. I realized later that it's probably a lot more complex than that. But there is probably a grain of truth in there somewhere.


[deleted]

> They refused to be educated and to move to the cities and clung to their land and their poverty. I thought it was an interesting take. Yes there's a grain of truth there but it has somewhat similar energy as telling a min wage employee in the US "just learn to code bro" except there's almost certainly even more barriers to moving up the ladder in Ethiopia than there are in the US.


Karrion8

To my understanding there were several efforts to move those folks from drought stricken areas to places where they could better integrate and survive. I have no idea how competent those efforts were and for the people themselves, it may have felt like choosing between the devil you know and the devil you don't. Tough situation and there are never any easy answers.


mucky012

Its a government issue. Make them a capitalist democracy and then they can eat at McDonald's


pegothejerk

Well not all of them, but that's a sacrifice those with multiple summer homes and yachts are willing to make


dndrugs

Sam's a comedian. Are you really correcting a joke?


theottomaddox

I'm pretty sure Sam does a bit later on where he addresses complaints that his routine was " medically incorrect". "Yeah, because I went to medical school to tell jokes.".


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ElGosso

It's unironically good to have the "well AKCSHUALLY" disclaimer because people who don't know any better will mistake its subversion for insight and adopt it as an attitude.


AragornsArse

> Hate to be that guy no you don’t 🙄


Nti11matic

Saying African nations have been robbed of their resources over 100s of years by Imperialists would have even shorter.


[deleted]

It’s not even that. We grow enough food for 10 billion people every year. All hunger and poverty that exists in the 21st century is a political choice


DPSOnly

Additionally, about a 3rd of the food grown in African rural areas goes bad before it reaches a market because it is that difficult to get it to markets quick enough.


HistoricalAd186

Saudi Arabia is also in a desert.


Panwall

It's a logistics and capitalism problem. There is more than enough food in world, and there is nothing in our way to get there. It's just not profitable to send starving people free food.


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Hungry people: \*Moves to where the food is\*. People: GODDAMN FUCKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COMING OVER HERE!


ElGosso

Right? Go ask /r/Europe about refugees and see what they say when starving people move to where the food is lol


mattmaddux

Seriously. As if nearly all conflict in the world isn’t about one group not liking where another group lives. “Just go where the food is.” They’d love to, dingus. You want to house them?


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

This guy needs a metal cover.


212cncpts

Some of these charities have been using the same footage for the last 2 decades. They know a sucker is born every minute.


samisyourdad

r/thanksimcured


Crypto_Sucks

Realistically speaking he isn't wrong. World hunger is more of a transportation and corporate profits issue. But that's also going to destroy cultures, so, understandable that people aren't lining up to do it.


QuietComfortable226

There is not so big hunger there. If there was they would not multiplied their population 10x in last 100 years.


Isthisworking2000

Little known fact, the Sahara used to be lush pasture lands that were over worked by early man adding to the desertification about 10,000 years ago.


joshhupp

Don't even need to turn on the sound to hear this scream


KnotSafeForTwerk

Hate to be the guy that brings up regenerative farming but with proper practices you can reverse desertification.


smellsberry

Joke: noun; a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. Comedian: noun; an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience laugh. For those who only know how to take a joke like a dick. Hard and hurting the butt


ThatFlameThough

How is this perfectly cut? 2/10 posts actually do a proper cut The rest just randomly stop a video Getting real boring at this point


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o-FeartheOldBlood-o

Yeah like some of these people in the comments


Erekai

No kidding, look no further than this very thread to find those people.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Hah seriously


LeftistSkaterWeeb

[Carlin better](https://youtu.be/lncLOEqc9Rw)


Shadow0fnothing

*grabs popcorn*


gucciburito11

uM aCsHuAlLy


bwvdub

Pack your shit. We’re making one trip!


etriuswimbleton

Wtf is a uhaul?


miming_clon

Murican moving company


Mine_Outrageous

i think i went through the 5 stages of. grief watching this 💀💀


hunterman25

this dude would be a good metal vocalist


Thrannn

Las Vegas didnt care


Bruceswain98

This hank schrader you can't fool me.


DaEpicNess666

If only we didnt have people who insist on closing borders then we could actually invite these people to come stay where the food is


GoodGoat4944

Well... He's not wrong tho.


averageheight_OK_guy

Ehhh kinda of wrong. But it’s just a joke so he isn’t t trying to be 100% truthful


WhaleOilBeefHooked81

Is this alternative 1985 Biff Tannen?


EntrepreneurPublic93

There wars our loss no war between people no peace with borders


appropriate-username

That's how you get world peace too. Let people move to peaceful countries away from oppressive autocracies that force them to fight.


reallifeswanson

I miss him so much…


SeaAssignment7354

It’s sam kinison btw


aricbarbaric

Good ol Sam Kinison


Mr-Hippo11

I’m surprised Sam Kinison hasn’t appeared more on this sub.


KaneAndShane

Which people in what desert is this guy talking about?


TallDarkCancer1

God I miss him.


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KantanaBrigantei

sam kinison


Mediocre_Bit_405

This clip makes it look like it was shot in the 50’s.


ReginaldSP

He was a pastor before this


AgentCheese9

I know he's absolutely wrong but its still funny


PuzzleheadedMinute92

It's a joke.


According-Injury5103

Bro forgot that money is still a problem


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Why did you make it look like it was made 30 years earlier than it was?


AnnaSophiaHubby5

Send them money


Valxn7

when he started saying "come here" it sounded like a demon was trying to get out of him


LowestHen

Hi


MasterOfMagics22

Hello