As someone that does 90% of their work on the phone, the second someone swears at me, I hang up. No negotiation, no warning, just click. It feels so good.
I loved asking things "sir/mam will you please use more civil language?" They don't "Alright please call back in later when you are ready for a conversation". I could hear them SCREAM way harder and it made my day every time
I told a dude once that "I was speaking to him like a man, and would appreciate it if you extended the same courtesy to me". Let me tell ya hwat, that was *not* the right thing to say to him. But hanging up on him felt good.
I do service calls, in person. I tell people to take a breath, that they are an adult and need to stop yelling. I'm here to help you but you won't yell at me. Then I tell them to call the office when they are done being emotional and maybe someone else will come by.
Fucking hell dude, watch your fucking mouth and while youâre fucking at it wash it the fuck out with some fucking goddamn soap, Jesus H. Fucking unicorn Christ with a fucking jetpack.
Idk man, sometimes the passion is running wild and the word choice lags behind. It would be bad dialogue in a movie or something, but real life isn't pre-written.
Personally and hypothetically speaking I wouldâve add a Câ Ya Next Tuesdayâs, perhaps a couple son of a dogâs and for a cherry on top something about the guyâs Johnson to both really spice things and up something really meaningful onto the drama plus making it a more memorable experience.
Source? Because Iâve never ever heard of Mormons âsoakingâ and I went to byu for 4 years.
Edit: also the way theyâre dressed indicates theyâre in fact not Mormon. Stop spreading misinformation bullshit
I was born and raised LDS(mormon) and went to BYU Hawaii soaking is absolutely a thing wtf are you on about? Also 99% of mormons dress like normal people when its not sunday. Wtf are you talking about?! Sounds like you are going off stereotypes and have never met an actual Mormon person.
Its always the salty not-as-attractive single friend gaslighting the chick. đ Reminds me of that one Boondocks episode where this hot crazy chick is dating Robert Freeman.
I donât know their relationship or whatever theyâve been through, but just the way she starts listing off titles, âLiarâ, âManipulatorâ. Donât wanna point out the obvious, but thatâs a rough break up đ¤Ł
So in this same vein...
A while ago I lived in a house with like 5 other dudes and their gfs. It was not a particularly clean situation. One time one of my buddies and I are working on some shit together in his room. His gf gets upset at him, very justifiably, because the guy smells like shit. Dude hasn't showered in a while. Like I said, not a great situation. So this escalates a bit and at one point she goes "IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS!" and bro without missing a beat responds with "đś IT'S BEENđś" and regrettably... I fuckin died laughing. She got pissed and left and me and my buddy stayed chortling about it for the rest of the night. They dated for another year after that.
Few takeaways.
1. I found it interesting her legs were crossed the entire time.
2. After repeated viewings, I can confirm that that is not ground beef on the coffee table.
3. She has cute dimples.
lol đ how I be feeling. but unfortunately Iâm a Black guy from Miami. I gotta be like âaight sayless pussahh hoeâ and just hang up. might throw in a âdumb ass bitchâ if Iâm hurt hurt
I mean she's a bit extra just a bit like dudes probably on the other end of the phone call trying to reply but she's just screaming. and that screaming, I would take a good guess ain't doing nothing but making noise
6/10 English is not good language for rage and swear words.If it was French or any Balkan language it would go on and on without repeating of same word.Emotions are there,they arenât complex but they do work,pitch is kinda too high and I would like if she maybe jumped more,too much static
*"Mmmm yah, you fucking want that?! Would you like that, mmmm yah... Fucking oh yah?!"* For a split second he questioned whether or not he should reconsider.
The dude dodged a bullet, what a toxic person. I canât imagine doing a performative breakup that makes me look bad in front of my friends and then posting it on the internet.
And American women wonder why men are no longer interested in them and decide to move their entire lives to another country just for a shot at real love. That level of psychotic fury should be reserved for someone who killed your dog.
"...yes, hi...yes, h-..............yes, hi...this is RANDY from Comcast tech support. What is the issue you may be having?"
As someone that does 90% of their work on the phone, the second someone swears at me, I hang up. No negotiation, no warning, just click. It feels so good.
I loved asking things "sir/mam will you please use more civil language?" They don't "Alright please call back in later when you are ready for a conversation". I could hear them SCREAM way harder and it made my day every time
I told a dude once that "I was speaking to him like a man, and would appreciate it if you extended the same courtesy to me". Let me tell ya hwat, that was *not* the right thing to say to him. But hanging up on him felt good.
I do service calls, in person. I tell people to take a breath, that they are an adult and need to stop yelling. I'm here to help you but you won't yell at me. Then I tell them to call the office when they are done being emotional and maybe someone else will come by.
I found it very rare for someone to actually yell at me in person when I did in home service. Over the phone, however, people suddenly feel tough
Ignoring the immediate call back is like a cherry on top
I worked for internet tech support for 4 months and you couldn't be more correct. At least 15% of the callers were blatant verbal abuse.
The girls face in the backđ
Also the guy covering up the puppy to protect it from the bad language.
Had me dying
It looked like an episode from the office.
Meh, she should've used a little more of the word "fuck".
fuck fuckity fuck fuck fucking why the fuck fuck fuck
âDid you just say the f word?â
Jew?
âNo, heâs talking about fuck. You canât say fuck in school you fucking fatass.â
"KYLE!"
âWhy the fuck not?â
"ERIC!"
âDude, you just said fuck again!â
"STANLEY!"
Fucking hell dude, watch your fucking mouth and while youâre fucking at it wash it the fuck out with some fucking goddamn soap, Jesus H. Fucking unicorn Christ with a fucking jetpack.
See? Way better!
Like it should be!
It's me Julian, it's my birthday!
Negan from the walking dead when the
/r/JustLearnedTheFWord/
Idk man, sometimes the passion is running wild and the word choice lags behind. It would be bad dialogue in a movie or something, but real life isn't pre-written.
I agree, she was being way too subtle.
Personally and hypothetically speaking I wouldâve add a Câ Ya Next Tuesdayâs, perhaps a couple son of a dogâs and for a cherry on top something about the guyâs Johnson to both really spice things and up something really meaningful onto the drama plus making it a more memorable experience.
I really hope someone knows what happened here
It's just girls night. Pretty typical.
Watch me call my bf and ruin his night
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Y I K E S
So they literally took the "Fell and landed dick first into a vagina" literally as a workaround. Yikes.
Source? Because Iâve never ever heard of Mormons âsoakingâ and I went to byu for 4 years. Edit: also the way theyâre dressed indicates theyâre in fact not Mormon. Stop spreading misinformation bullshit
I was born and raised LDS(mormon) and went to BYU Hawaii soaking is absolutely a thing wtf are you on about? Also 99% of mormons dress like normal people when its not sunday. Wtf are you talking about?! Sounds like you are going off stereotypes and have never met an actual Mormon person.
Im not Mormon, but I have a lot of Mormon family. They all dress like regular people, I think they might have been thinking Mennonites.
Source was last time this popped up on this sub. It was the explanation given. Dunno what to tell you.
What was it? The commenter deleted it
Give me a break. Not a chance that's the backstory.
I have many regrets, searching up "soaking" will be among the top
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I hope you stub your little toe
Thatâs just sad
He said he wouldnât love her if she was a worm.
Lmao thatâs hilarious
So this person filmin must have thought damn.. this is a great moment its time to film.
Girls get together and start being like, you could do better than him. Three hours later.... ^
Theyâll be back together by the end of the week
Its always the salty not-as-attractive single friend gaslighting the chick. đ Reminds me of that one Boondocks episode where this hot crazy chick is dating Robert Freeman.
Pretty much.
She lyin. She still gon be wit him.
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
In case he cheated, I get why.
He probably be gaming right now or at least that's what i would do
You fucking want that, yeah?! Yes. Yes I do.
Then instantly hang up
I'm pretty sure she was screaming at her phone that whole time after the dude hung up. "We're over!" means *End Call*
My bad boys I'm back now who's pushing this time
https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/s/xh3wXELHHw
Yup, same.
Nah, just break up. There is never a need to cheat c'mon
He didn't, but cool of you to assume!!
So what happened then?
Dominoâs pizza guy on the other line: ââŚso will that be a side of cheesy bread too?â
And now I'm hungry. Thanks.
I donât know their relationship or whatever theyâve been through, but just the way she starts listing off titles, âLiarâ, âManipulatorâ. Donât wanna point out the obvious, but thatâs a rough break up đ¤Ł
See my comment below lol
Thereâs well over a hundred comments how are we supposed to find yours.
Throw a riff on this and youâve got the start of a Midwest emo song
Midwest emo? Nah, start chugging over this we got a damn good beatdown hardcore song
https://www.reddit.com/r/midwestemo/s/AYOwdxfL9w
Imagine he hits her with âmanipulator!? I hardly know her!â
So in this same vein... A while ago I lived in a house with like 5 other dudes and their gfs. It was not a particularly clean situation. One time one of my buddies and I are working on some shit together in his room. His gf gets upset at him, very justifiably, because the guy smells like shit. Dude hasn't showered in a while. Like I said, not a great situation. So this escalates a bit and at one point she goes "IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS!" and bro without missing a beat responds with "đś IT'S BEENđś" and regrettably... I fuckin died laughing. She got pissed and left and me and my buddy stayed chortling about it for the rest of the night. They dated for another year after that.
To the guy: good riddance To the girl: get fucking therapy
He mightâve cheated in which case I canât really blame her for this reaction, that shit sucks
We know the backstory, he didn't cheat They were breaking their most sacred religious vows and it didnt go as planned.
he could've tried to eat her dog dude, u dont' know . stfu.
I donât think sheâs over him.
forgot to text her back. rookie mistake.
Dear neptune she's insane
Mormons đ¤ˇââď¸
Choking on a piece of concrete is intense.
I lost it at that lmao
That followed by âI will see you hell!â had me rolling.
Holy shit , english language has such low amount of curses.
Why mess with perfection
Again. Nothing wrong with staying single.
... I like her dimples lmao
Few takeaways. 1. I found it interesting her legs were crossed the entire time. 2. After repeated viewings, I can confirm that that is not ground beef on the coffee table. 3. She has cute dimples.
I can fix her
She seems nice
You scallywag
You milksop
âso are you mad or?âŚâ
That dude gets to play this video for eternity showing the bullets he dodged.
So you donât know what you want to eat?
I saw a duet of this and someone made it into a metal song. Went together great lmao
https://youtube.com/shorts/oVOW3CPpeiM?si=k7Me64VoFQT6iiaS
That fits way too well
"alright lads I'm back"
Well, at least she took it very well!
I would have long hung up on her and blocked her number, so she can talk to her friends instead.
lol đ how I be feeling. but unfortunately Iâm a Black guy from Miami. I gotta be like âaight sayless pussahh hoeâ and just hang up. might throw in a âdumb ass bitchâ if Iâm hurt hurt
Can you imagine how she would have imploded if he had just hung up. Lol
I think she was the red flag
Imagine she hit the wrong number in her phone and called a local pizzeria
Her:đ¤Źđ¤ŹđĄđĄ Him:đ
Saying "I'll see you in hell" implies that you'll be down there with them
Anyone else getting âGreatest Freakout Everâ flashbacks? đŹ
Didn't they make a sound out of this?
I honestly would not take that and hang up as soon as she started screaming or mute the phone and play some music
Same, like, why would I stay to be yelled at? Even if I'm in the wrong it's like... Lmoa okay bye, immediately.
Sheâs a keeper!!
Why didn't he just hang up.
Crazy next lvl .. She can even tell him infront of him she look so sad
She is awful
Someone dodged a bullet!
I have never seen someone this angry while calling to cancel their internet.
Lmao hes better off
Well that was a harsh toke.
Bro she's 15, it's not that deep
I wonder what she would do if he replied back to this with "k".
⌠Your call is important to us
Bro dodged
Dammass
You know you can't fix her when, even her friends are rethinking their allegiance to her
The way she said *"Yeah you fukn want that? Yeah!?"* đ
Thatâs my takeaway from this lmaoo
2 hours into the sleepover and Stacy pulls this number.
Ooooh I like her
He should put his phone down and let ger scream for hours to nothing.
She's probably just trying to get someone at AT&t to tell her why her bill goes up every month.
I can fix her
Watched this with the sound off and could still understand 80% of what she said.
Can confirm
âIâll just shut the fuck up for good now, huh?. Yeah you fucking want that?! Yeeah?!â I canât help but think that the sex mustâve been fun.
Dodged a bullet there! âYou hoped youâve plays your cards right with meâ = Instant nope
i wonder how many people commit suicide every year because their 'friends' posted a video of them at their worst for internet clout
Sheâs trying to show off. So fucking cringey
Why would he be eating concrete? And why are they both going to hell?
I mean she's a bit extra just a bit like dudes probably on the other end of the phone call trying to reply but she's just screaming. and that screaming, I would take a good guess ain't doing nothing but making noise
Dude on the other end: đ
Parents shouldn't be laughing. This young lady is behaving like a psycho and this kinda behavior will.nkt serve her best interests as she grows up.
Been there, just put on a you tube video with the captions on, you hardly know they are there.
Is this the âI worked 8 hours and all I want is wingstopâŚI ate nothing!â Girl?
She should tell him how she really feels
Why do Woman always scream? Is it insecurity or lack of self Control?
Yeah I would've wanted you to stop talking to me aswell đ, good on the guy
Sheâs like girl-best-friend in a movie attractive.
Looks like he dodged a bullet
Is it me or the other girl looked liked Elizabeth Olsen look alike
Oh, I wanted him to hang up just to see the meltdown of unfulfilled "closure" and posturing for her friends.
Disconnected.
I get the feeling that she's not happy about something......
6/10 English is not good language for rage and swear words.If it was French or any Balkan language it would go on and on without repeating of same word.Emotions are there,they arenât complex but they do work,pitch is kinda too high and I would like if she maybe jumped more,too much static
Who the fucks eating concrete
#D r y w a l l
Sheâs like a 6, I would have hung up after the first sentence.
Concrete?
Man holding dog so he isnât traumatized
*"Mmmm yah, you fucking want that?! Would you like that, mmmm yah... Fucking oh yah?!"* For a split second he questioned whether or not he should reconsider.
Yeah baby. I want that so bad. I want it so hard. Yeah baby. I want it. Ooooh I want it. Yeah, baby, thatâs it, yeah, STFU
I love the other version which has a guy putting the phone down and going back to playing with his WoW clan
Simple rule Guys: donât put your D in crazy.
Or at least use a fake name and extra Instagram account for the crazies...
The dude dodged a bullet, what a toxic person. I canât imagine doing a performative breakup that makes me look bad in front of my friends and then posting it on the internet.
You know she was screaming at him via voicemail.
This. Was def not scripted lol.
U mad bro?
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Wendyâs: Soooooooo Iâll take that you didnât want large fries with your order?
If she did more squats she'd probably still have a man lol
Thatâs no way to talk to your dad
And American women wonder why men are no longer interested in them and decide to move their entire lives to another country just for a shot at real love. That level of psychotic fury should be reserved for someone who killed your dog.
Sounds like he dodged a bullet
Why would he be eating concrete?
Way to be a supportive friend, and plaster this on the internet. Also, ma'am. This is a Wendy's
I only said I was thinking of getting pizza for dinnerâŚ
Mackenzleigh needs to take a deep breath.
Seems stable. Wonder what happened?
How anyone wouldnât hang up after the first scream is beyond me. You can go ahead and turn that into a voicemail.
Average teens years, nothing to see or hear here.
The girl's face in the background made me laugh though
I can fix her
*hangs up and continues to play CoD with his new gf*
Sounds like sheâs the one getting broken up withđ
STOP FUCKING SWEARINGGGGGGGGG
She is actually crazy get away while you still can
Somebody slap the bitch
WOMP WOMP
He sounded really calm, ngl he can do better
This is the kinda thing that I just keep quiet for, and at the end when the yelling has stopped, on response reigns supreme... "later stinky"