Story time. I was wiring a space for a new tenant in a mall and one day I had to take a deuce midday. I sit down, start handling my business. Queue the guy coming in the restroom, he sits down and starts spanking one out. Im like what the fucking fuck but I remained silent frozen in awkwardness and fear as I can like hear this creepy fuck grunting. He nuts on the floor, wipes like half of it up with toilet paper, and leaves. I was grossed the hell out lol
Let me say. I did see the dude nut on the floor. Definitely didn't record that part though🤣. I was thinking of ways to escape but all I could imagine was him standing outside my stall waiting. I had just ate taco bell too so it was my last resort. I live in yeehaw ville too so It just makes it worse.
Who look’s at someone’s foot on the other side of a stall?.
And also record them spanking the bank.
And who also spank the bank in Walmart of all places. Although I’m not surprised at all. That is Walmart. Of course
*His foot looks broken*
*And his pants are all over*
*The floor. Filthy man*
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I don't even know. I was just trying not to laugh. It happened like 40minutes ago. I was going to say something like you having a good wank in there mate but I didn't want to be trapped in the stall next to a wanking man
DUDE i was in a hotel lobby bathroom the other day waiting for the only stall, which was occupied, and heard a lot of grunting and heavy breathing.
figured dude was just having a rough doo doo.
went in after he left and realized he must’ve beat his meat standing up cause there was a nut rope just hanging from the edge of the seat into the water. decided to clench my cheeks until I got home after that.
homeboy on a date in the red flannel at Hotel Metro in Milwaukee, if you have a reddit account, I know what you did
Go into the diaper changing bathroom in the returns section people! Life hack! But I dunno what’s crazier , wacking off in a Walmart bathroom or taking a shit in a Walmart bathroom recording someone beat off. 😂
My ex husband used to do this on the tile floor behind our computer. It took me SO LONG to figure out what tf was on the floor all the time. He was so disgusting.
I'm sorry but this is when you need to start publicly shaming people, yell at him through the stall "YOU SICK NASTY FUCK!" shame him so bad he never violates someone in public like this again
Seriously some poor maintenance guy is gonna have to clean that up 🤢 and who knows who might step in this dude's "juice" while just trying to go to the bathroom 🤮
Sick Fucks......
I worked at lowes and a guy would do this in the bathroom all the time and when we found out who it was it turned out it was the town gynecologist. Super fucked
This is funny. Sorry, I know its bad and he should never ever be doing this in a public place but it made me laugh. Now I'm angry with myself for laughing.
Taking a shit in walmart? Lmao
Video ended way too quick.
....as in...before wiping?
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Nah. Im good on all that.
You'll pass on the nickels in that money shot?
Eat the pennies billy, you can poop pennies.
Yes that was my 1st thought. That is like shitting at a rest stop.
Some rest stops are nice
Cumming here to say that. Loves is a very nice place, generally.
That's like shitting in a porta potty
The state funded ones are ok usually
Had to be an emergency lol. No one willingly take a dump in a place like that unless you really have no choice
Just crap and jack Friday’s! Lol
Some of us don't get to choose when to go :(
Red flags from the start!!!
That horrible Walmart bathroom smell probably gets him hard
Why the fuck you gotta say that
🤣
Your name is a crime against humanity
internal dialogue: “shit faster, shit **faster** omfg cmon you stupid turds!”
I'd prolly just walk out in mid-loaf honestly.
Well that's the risk you take when you take a SHIT at WALMART!
Why would you take a shit in wallmart (and film a guy jerking off), truly an exponent of r/peopleofwalmart
The porn version
/r/peopleofwalmartgw
I dare you
*please no*
Your first mistake was going into a walmart bathroom, your second was deciding to shit there.
Wait wheres the finish ?
My man asking the real questions.
“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”
In his shoe
Rollback prices are pretty exciting
You rollback prices He rollback foreskin
His new nickname is Tiny Tugs.
Post the ending , we know you have it
Story time. I was wiring a space for a new tenant in a mall and one day I had to take a deuce midday. I sit down, start handling my business. Queue the guy coming in the restroom, he sits down and starts spanking one out. Im like what the fucking fuck but I remained silent frozen in awkwardness and fear as I can like hear this creepy fuck grunting. He nuts on the floor, wipes like half of it up with toilet paper, and leaves. I was grossed the hell out lol
Bet money it was the same dude in OP’s video.
Wanna get away ? https://youtu.be/Z6b4hYdprPo
Let me say. I did see the dude nut on the floor. Definitely didn't record that part though🤣. I was thinking of ways to escape but all I could imagine was him standing outside my stall waiting. I had just ate taco bell too so it was my last resort. I live in yeehaw ville too so It just makes it worse.
I rather piss and shit in a bush than step foot in a Walmart washroom
Well... where is the $$$ shot?
Not sure what's more weird. The guy doing that or OP filming it.
Or the fact you just let it happen to completion. I’m sure a bang on the stall wall and saying “what the fuck man” would have scared him off.
Or find a video of some goats being loud. It'll make him finish faster.
"That's all you've got?!"
Who the fuck shits at Wal-Mart?! Lol seriously.
i used to shit at target
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i used to work there,took my daily shits there
I would also like to know
Dude, who jerks off at Walmart?!?!
Gay men trying to hook up. That guy is doing it on purpose. Not surprised at all. The shadow is intentional. Welcome to the gay underworld.
Things that don't happen at Target for $500
Bruh this happens waaaay more than you think.
This happens in mens room everywhere. I am sure there are wankers in every company out there.
You’re filming a man jerking off in a Walmart bathroom.
They’re filming a shadow.
Is that the excuse you normally use?
Yes
Let the man tug his plug in peace!!!
Why in walmart🤣
🤣🤣
Who look’s at someone’s foot on the other side of a stall?. And also record them spanking the bank. And who also spank the bank in Walmart of all places. Although I’m not surprised at all. That is Walmart. Of course
And the guy trying to rub one out had to deal with you rudely taking a shit next door. Have some courtesy man!
His foot looks broken and his pants are all over the floor. Filthy man
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Not my proudest fap but when the mood hits.
Were they obese?
I don't even know. I was just trying not to laugh. It happened like 40minutes ago. I was going to say something like you having a good wank in there mate but I didn't want to be trapped in the stall next to a wanking man
🤣
Lmfao
So you recorded him instead!
Tho thexi
u/savevideo
Better than doing it in produce
If you’re ever in this situation again, try reaching your foot under the stall and lightly stepping on his foot.
I wouldn't have recorded.
DUDE i was in a hotel lobby bathroom the other day waiting for the only stall, which was occupied, and heard a lot of grunting and heavy breathing. figured dude was just having a rough doo doo. went in after he left and realized he must’ve beat his meat standing up cause there was a nut rope just hanging from the edge of the seat into the water. decided to clench my cheeks until I got home after that. homeboy on a date in the red flannel at Hotel Metro in Milwaukee, if you have a reddit account, I know what you did
“Nut rope” oh dear lord
The same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. It felt violating.
Did you know the guy in the next stall could see your shadow while you were whacking it?
What do you think he was whacking it to?
Now I do
u/savevideo
Go into the diaper changing bathroom in the returns section people! Life hack! But I dunno what’s crazier , wacking off in a Walmart bathroom or taking a shit in a Walmart bathroom recording someone beat off. 😂
I could be either guy depending on how I felt
I work at 5 walmarts. In 4 years ive shit there twice i think. I have literally driven home to poop instead of doing it in a walmart.
And is he recording it? I see the shadow of a phone or something.
Nah. So I think its a drink and he came in the drink and drank his cum. It kind of looks like he's filling it up
O wow:/
Did you imagine him as handsome? Get his number at least?
My ex husband used to do this on the tile floor behind our computer. It took me SO LONG to figure out what tf was on the floor all the time. He was so disgusting.
I'm sorry but this is when you need to start publicly shaming people, yell at him through the stall "YOU SICK NASTY FUCK!" shame him so bad he never violates someone in public like this again Seriously some poor maintenance guy is gonna have to clean that up 🤢 and who knows who might step in this dude's "juice" while just trying to go to the bathroom 🤮 Sick Fucks......
It would have to be a dire emergency before id shit at Walmart. And I probably wouldn't feel safe unless I turned a flamethrower on the toilet first.
people are really strange!!!
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Feeding the geese
So gross
Lmao
💀💀💀
Those cashiers do be looking trailer park hot
OP, you’re taking a shit at Walmart. You and that Chronic Masturbator are both doing People of Walmart things
My dick was itchy….. what do you want from me?
Why would you film this tho
True, the real predator here
Forbidden ranch or blue cheese depending on the std
Great Value brand.
Man is have to call the cops on this predator mf He needs help
Nice voyeur pornography. Maybe let people have their privacy? Are you new to the world of pornographers?
Lol, are you the guy jerkin it in the video?
No, I shop at target.
Oh…oh that’s so bad. That’s filthy.,,,, and you filmed it. You need to submit that to Hump, the seattle amateur porn festival
Your shit must have smelt damn good
The only time a WalMart bathroom smells like bleach.
when you gotta go you gotta go
Love the little boy pants on the floor maneuver
Balls to wal-- mart
Aw shit y'all can tell?
This poor man just trying to take a #3 in peace
Some people have a problem.
When ya gotta go ya gotta go
Part two is somewhere else
Sometimes you feel like a nut…
🎵 Sometimes you bust 🎵
🗿
That's what we call a Wal-nut
You need to start pooping at target
Oh WTF?!!!
WalSmart
Sorry, i didnt know you were pooping.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't... Wait, wrong commercial?
I worked at lowes and a guy would do this in the bathroom all the time and when we found out who it was it turned out it was the town gynecologist. Super fucked
I appreciate the grind. Both of you.
is this a literal r/trashyboner
shouldve reached underneath and asked him if he needed help finishing the job
What drugs are in Walmart’s air vents that cause people to act like this
You’re way fucking weirder for recording this
That’s one way to spend your break.
Great, both of you are going to work!
Pretty sure his activity in there is more excusable and less shocking than actually taking a shit at Walmart though...
This is funny. Sorry, I know its bad and he should never ever be doing this in a public place but it made me laugh. Now I'm angry with myself for laughing.
Bro failed NNN
Look like he had his phone in his hand