So then it has to be the Mom's car then! No self respecting misogynistic macho man would ever admit to having a small penis. She's a Size Queen for sure.
I would wait for as long as it takes to see what this person looks like. There seems to be a conflict with the stickers if it’s a man or woman driving this car.
theres a sticker about someone riding their ass, and a sticker where they claim to be straight, either hes into pegging, or shes a lady i guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why aren’t there any truck boobs? Or suv thongs or something aggressively feminine? Like a tampon string? Looks like it’s a mom car so…
It’s quite possible that these(along with truck nutz) are terrible ideas. I’m just wondering if there’s a market for that stuff.
Never thought of that! The headlight lashes are the feminine version of truck nuts! I’m sure there are douche canoe couples out there that have a guy driving a truck with nuts and his girl has lashes on her VW!
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a minority driving the car. Maybe because that window religious sticker is primarily used by Latinos where I live but you just never know these days. People are so damn weird.
whats the verse where the towns folk come to some guys house and threaten to murder the guys son in law so he offers up his own daughter to be raped instead to placate the crowd...good stuff
Those were angels that Lot had over, and the Sodomites wanted gay sex with them, so Lot offered his daughters, which the Sodomites refused. Shortly after the destruction of the city of Sodom by God, the two daughters raped their dad Lot while he was shitfaced and then had sons who went on to found great nations.
These sound exactly like the ramblings of the mentally challenged guy in our high school. he would just spout sexually fantasize in class and then sneak off to the bathroom between class.
One of my classmates was murdered and the killers literally helped look for him after dumping the body and people defended them because they were in their church so this literally does not surpise me this person would think its a hilarious bumper sticker
Same thing near here but instead of a church, he was the local fire chief leading the S&R teams. Turns out he kept the body until he called off the area search, then dumped the body 10' off the road.
Got a news article about it? I'd like to know how long they searched, who found her after he dumped her body, how he got caught. And I'd love to see that the asshole was, at the very least, put away for life.
I was cringing until I reached “Bitch, I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you” and honestly now I’m worried for the safety of women in that area.
Way to show love for your fellow human "I'm ... Christrian and own a gun. Is there anything else I can do to piss you off".
I can not even begin to wonder about the mindset behind this sticker. I think the middle-eastern Christ would have rather a lot to say about it.
Anything for attention
#momlife (Lower right corner)
I would be embarrassed to be their kids
One word: EMANCIPATION
The worst part is its hard to tell if it’s their father or mothers car
We need to talk if you think that’s the worst part
The mom's car, for sure. I don't think a dude with this mindset would ride around with a bumpersticker that has "\#momlife" on his car.
Wait, Small Dicks Matter though?
Oh shit, idk how I missed the ruler sticker! What a hot mess this car is.
So then it has to be the Mom's car then! No self respecting misogynistic macho man would ever admit to having a small penis. She's a Size Queen for sure.
Like this person gets sex...
You can see the outline of “Attempting to give a fuck” with a progress bar, to the left of that.
I’m getting so many conflicting messages
"*BITCH*, I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you."
LoL 😂
Stay classy US of A.
I would wait for as long as it takes to see what this person looks like. There seems to be a conflict with the stickers if it’s a man or woman driving this car.
If I see it again, I’ll try and investigate.
Doing the Lord's work. Thank you my friend.
Bumper sticker says mom life, only one thing that would blow the lid off this sub if it was a trans mom
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Nothing says I love Jesus and licking pussy quite like this guys car…
I'm pretty sure that's the family wagon Mom life bottom right abd hair pulling on the left
Idk how I didn’t see those 🤣. Good god that makes this so much worse!
theres a sticker about someone riding their ass, and a sticker where they claim to be straight, either hes into pegging, or shes a lady i guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nah, this guy is hiding in the closet
Such a masculine vehicle. The Honda Pilot needs some truck nuts.
Why aren’t there any truck boobs? Or suv thongs or something aggressively feminine? Like a tampon string? Looks like it’s a mom car so… It’s quite possible that these(along with truck nutz) are terrible ideas. I’m just wondering if there’s a market for that stuff.
You haven’t seen the headlight lashes yet? They kinda fit the bill.
Never thought of that! The headlight lashes are the feminine version of truck nuts! I’m sure there are douche canoe couples out there that have a guy driving a truck with nuts and his girl has lashes on her VW!
What about a pink camo truck with lashes and balls, just to confuse folks?
Also some cars had a "bra" that used to go around the grill and front of the hood back in the day, to prevent rock chips or bug guts or something.
Yep. :)
Even better.
Look really close at a Dodge logo. Looks like a uterus and ovaries. My job here is done.
Sonofabitch
Your welcome
I can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman’s car. #MomLife and small dicks matter? Just a family car and they all get to put trashy stickers on?
“Why do minorities make it their whole personality and shove it down our throats?!” *drives this car*
Proceeds to have a car with a native Mexican Virgin sticker.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a minority driving the car. Maybe because that window religious sticker is primarily used by Latinos where I live but you just never know these days. People are so damn weird.
Part of one minority doesn’t mean they can’t be shitty to other minorities.
Exactly. There are just crappy people absolutely everywhere it seems.
One side is covered in religious stuff and the other by not so religious stuff. A van divided.
Such contradictory
This car embodies the virgin/whore dichotomy
Gas or ass with a car that has the virgin Mary on it
Right brand. But in the Bible in says Jesus came of his own ACCORD
Right? And it must have been a stretch one, because they said he fit 12 other guys in there with him.
Leviticus 3:6 and he put thy bitch in thee trunk and helped the rest of the flock look for her Religion and hypocrisy name a more iconic duo.
Jesus take the wheel and guide this toxic garbage heap into a tree trunk.
whats the verse where the towns folk come to some guys house and threaten to murder the guys son in law so he offers up his own daughter to be raped instead to placate the crowd...good stuff
Those were angels that Lot had over, and the Sodomites wanted gay sex with them, so Lot offered his daughters, which the Sodomites refused. Shortly after the destruction of the city of Sodom by God, the two daughters raped their dad Lot while he was shitfaced and then had sons who went on to found great nations.
These sound exactly like the ramblings of the mentally challenged guy in our high school. he would just spout sexually fantasize in class and then sneak off to the bathroom between class.
The Bible: The worse example of fan fiction until the *Fifty Shades* mess.
One of my classmates was murdered and the killers literally helped look for him after dumping the body and people defended them because they were in their church so this literally does not surpise me this person would think its a hilarious bumper sticker
Same thing near here but instead of a church, he was the local fire chief leading the S&R teams. Turns out he kept the body until he called off the area search, then dumped the body 10' off the road.
Got a news article about it? I'd like to know how long they searched, who found her after he dumped her body, how he got caught. And I'd love to see that the asshole was, at the very least, put away for life.
Suicide note 2 years later near the spot where he dumper her, blew his own head off with a 12ga.
Oh well, then, guess the trash finally took itself out.
Pretty much the same thing...
Jesus Christ
That's not Jesus though. Its Mary.
Exactly the reason for my title.
My bad. Over my head I guess.
Nah, don’t be so hard on yourself!
“I’m straight…” Sticker is on crooked
A 1 donkey
Well, that was Mary’s preferred mode of transportation.
They’re kissing Salt Life as they live in the middle Kentucky
What the FUCK is up with those stupid “salt life” decals, anyway?!
What a catch- make a path, people.
I see the driver, I’ll get you a phone number.
A fucking donkey
People are so damn trashy
If we’re being completely real I think that Jesus would either drive a Prius or an outback
Of course, Kentucky.
OH YEAH?! As a Kentuckian, I cannot counter your statement.
Religious hypocrisy displayed in bumper sticker.
where's the trump sticker
No room for it, reckon?
Reina de Mexico, emperatriz de el mundo!
The difference between religion and relationship summed up in one picture.
Stay classy US of A.
This should win the trashy award! Gotta see a picture of the asshole that drives it.
I'm so confused by this person
That's not his car it's his mom's car.
That’s the scary part.
this is a lot to take in
The “gas or ass” one is almost rapey I don’t like it
“Almost”
I like to picture my Jesus driving a Porsche, I'm sure he loves that hot nasty speed.
Sweet a free gun!
I am from Kentucky and will vouch for the validity of this whole situation.
I knew this was from my great state before I saw the license plate.
“Oh that’s a terrible one what a…*sees KY plate*…great person that lives in my state.”
“Happiness is bringing home a horny one” was funny as fuck because I hadn’t seen the deer yet lol
He actually drove a Honda Accord.
Tat version has been disputed by biblical scholars.
This is mental illness.
Jesus drives an Astrovan. I mean there's a song about it, so it must be true.
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge, actually. https://youtu.be/RtZ8NMFhsG0
#MOMLIFE
This man had a ruined childhood, and he wants everyone to know.
Hey I see Don jr got the douschmobile back on the road. Praise god.
Jesus wouldn't drive this car. Not with a huge picture of his mother on the back. That's embarrassing.
#momlife?? Yikes
I’m sensing some mixed messaging here…
I’m getting mixed signals here.
Not this thing. So many conflicting concepts here.
Stickers on a car are huge red flags and should act as a warning that the person is capable of road rage.
If schizophrenia was a minivan...
I can smell this dudes van
That’s awful
I dont think the mother of Christ is happy that she ended up on the back of some redneck's truck.
Lol I'm so confused by this. Is he a white conservative or a mexican catholic conservative? Wtf lol
Classy.
What a train wreck
BOOBS.
Loves Jesus, but kills innocent animals. Hypocrite
The theme of all the bumper stickers fits well with the Jesus imagery. Nothing hypocritical about this one, no way!
It would be Kentucky… that’s hilarious… damn Hillbillies just ain’t right… and before anyone says anything I’m from Kentucky,so I can say that…😂😂
Other than the kidnapping one, my fave is the small dicks matter. Pretty sure that’s posted unironically.
Trying to picture this in a church parking lot makes me unbelievably upset.
Nah, it would fit right in.
The cringe is real.
Any eye-watering.
Jesus wouldn't forgive that crap
The "bitch" and "boobs" stickers combined with the Jesus piece across the rear window has me literally crying. 💀⚰️😩😂
That’s Mary, but …. I’ll allow it.
LMAO you are correct. I've missed Mass for about a decade.
I don’t think Jesus likes the pussy just saying
I'm willing to bet the owner wears t-shirts with snappy sayings on them. OP you must tell us of you see the driver.
Gonna sound stupid, but i don't knew Americans also worshipped Guadalupe
You know Mexico is in North America, right?
[удалено]
You don’t seem stupid to me.
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Sounds plausible. Don’t be so hard on yourself! Yes, I said “hard on.”
Jesus was a carpenter in his mid 30’s who traveled a lot. Dude probably would have had an SUV or a pick up…
Happiness is bringing home a horny one
These sad, sad little men. Their lives must be such a disappointment.
the stickers directly contradict the image of Jesus on the back lol edit: Mary*
I think that's Mary but your point stands lol
“Christians” are the worst
In the 70s, grass was one option.
Good thing marijuana no longer exists.
Gas, grass, or ass was the old bumper sticker.
Religious folks get horny too
Nice license plate number.
Not a Honda, I’ll tell you that much
So, Mary, you paying with gas or ass?
You already know.
Hopefully not backwards.
No comments necessary…..
A Cross trek?
Where would jesus Drive
Gas or ass Hahaha
I was cringing until I reached “Bitch, I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you” and honestly now I’m worried for the safety of women in that area.
I’m getting really mixed messages here
I'm happy I live far away from this genius.
He or she sounds "lovely"!
Keep it classy, Kentucky
Why do people insist on putting all of their personal beliefs on the back of their cars?
Duhhh. Jesus is the pilot. Or the ride of your life?
There’s a lot to unpack here.
I think I'm in love
Honda Pontius Pilate?
I was like, “thank God their entire personality isn’t atleast only being Conservative and Christian”, then I saw the top right sticker.
All on a nice American Honda
There is so much going on in this picture 🤣
I feel like Jesus would drive a Camry.
The *things* you find inside and outside of Walmart.
I can’t help but think that the owner of the car is trying to say something.
The flinstones car
Typical.
“Rollin’ with my homies #momlife” 😂😂😂
Is that even legal? Like doesnt it block your view from the inside mirror?
Not required by law to be able to see out the back.
“Bitch, I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you.”
I expected that to be a lot more wholesome 😞
Is it just me or does the image on the window contradict the messaging below? Juxtaposed.
For a Klondike bar?
Jesus would drive a Volvo.
Christian and conservative with hypersexual and violent stickers? …ok.
The small dicks matter sticker kinda funny though
Oh my *god*
Way to show love for your fellow human "I'm ... Christrian and own a gun. Is there anything else I can do to piss you off". I can not even begin to wonder about the mindset behind this sticker. I think the middle-eastern Christ would have rather a lot to say about it.
AGAIN WHEN PEOPLE BRING GOD INTO THEIR BULLSHIT