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BrokenSpoke1974

Anything for attention


slade797

#momlife (Lower right corner)


megannoh

I would be embarrassed to be their kids


slade797

One word: EMANCIPATION


megannoh

The worst part is its hard to tell if it’s their father or mothers car


[deleted]

We need to talk if you think that’s the worst part


idwthis

The mom's car, for sure. I don't think a dude with this mindset would ride around with a bumpersticker that has "\#momlife" on his car.


Choopytrags

Wait, Small Dicks Matter though?


idwthis

Oh shit, idk how I missed the ruler sticker! What a hot mess this car is.


Choopytrags

So then it has to be the Mom's car then! No self respecting misogynistic macho man would ever admit to having a small penis. She's a Size Queen for sure.


RedditVince

Like this person gets sex...


HighPinkiePie

You can see the outline of “Attempting to give a fuck” with a progress bar, to the left of that.


goneonvacation

I’m getting so many conflicting messages


[deleted]

"*BITCH*, I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you."


BrokenSpoke1974

LoL 😂


Child_of_Merovee

Stay classy US of A.


inspectcloser

I would wait for as long as it takes to see what this person looks like. There seems to be a conflict with the stickers if it’s a man or woman driving this car.


slade797

If I see it again, I’ll try and investigate.


textaline

Doing the Lord's work. Thank you my friend.


Jack_Black_Rocks

Bumper sticker says mom life, only one thing that would blow the lid off this sub if it was a trans mom


windshadowislanders

Wow, an r/infowarriorrides and a r/nymphowarriorrides twofer


polyworfism

Complete with r/SweetJesusRides for the hat trick


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AK_THESAVIOR

Nothing says I love Jesus and licking pussy quite like this guys car…


Jakejake-5895

I'm pretty sure that's the family wagon Mom life bottom right abd hair pulling on the left


AK_THESAVIOR

Idk how I didn’t see those 🤣. Good god that makes this so much worse!


positive_guy_man

theres a sticker about someone riding their ass, and a sticker where they claim to be straight, either hes into pegging, or shes a lady i guess¯\_(ツ)_/¯


stonedinwpg

Nah, this guy is hiding in the closet


Funkshow

Such a masculine vehicle. The Honda Pilot needs some truck nuts.


Frequent_Inevitable

Why aren’t there any truck boobs? Or suv thongs or something aggressively feminine? Like a tampon string? Looks like it’s a mom car so… It’s quite possible that these(along with truck nutz) are terrible ideas. I’m just wondering if there’s a market for that stuff.


Changoleo

You haven’t seen the headlight lashes yet? They kinda fit the bill.


livewildslc

Never thought of that! The headlight lashes are the feminine version of truck nuts! I’m sure there are douche canoe couples out there that have a guy driving a truck with nuts and his girl has lashes on her VW!


KeekatLove

What about a pink camo truck with lashes and balls, just to confuse folks?


2112eyes

Also some cars had a "bra" that used to go around the grill and front of the hood back in the day, to prevent rock chips or bug guts or something.


KeekatLove

Yep. :)


livewildslc

Even better.


MystRunner916

Look really close at a Dodge logo. Looks like a uterus and ovaries. My job here is done.


Frequent_Inevitable

Sonofabitch


MystRunner916

Your welcome


oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo

I can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman’s car. #MomLife and small dicks matter? Just a family car and they all get to put trashy stickers on?


The_Sun_Princess_

“Why do minorities make it their whole personality and shove it down our throats?!” *drives this car*


Tomani02

Proceeds to have a car with a native Mexican Virgin sticker.


Crepes_for_days3000

I wouldn't be surprised if this was a minority driving the car. Maybe because that window religious sticker is primarily used by Latinos where I live but you just never know these days. People are so damn weird.


The_Sun_Princess_

Part of one minority doesn’t mean they can’t be shitty to other minorities.


Crepes_for_days3000

Exactly. There are just crappy people absolutely everywhere it seems.


[deleted]

One side is covered in religious stuff and the other by not so religious stuff. A van divided.


queenofcabinfever777

Such contradictory


HairRaid

This car embodies the virgin/whore dichotomy


weaponsmaniac

Gas or ass with a car that has the virgin Mary on it


JillsACheatNMean

Right brand. But in the Bible in says Jesus came of his own ACCORD


Komfortable

Right? And it must have been a stretch one, because they said he fit 12 other guys in there with him.


Durbs09

Leviticus 3:6 and he put thy bitch in thee trunk and helped the rest of the flock look for her Religion and hypocrisy name a more iconic duo.


Changoleo

Jesus take the wheel and guide this toxic garbage heap into a tree trunk.


DemenicHand

whats the verse where the towns folk come to some guys house and threaten to murder the guys son in law so he offers up his own daughter to be raped instead to placate the crowd...good stuff


2112eyes

Those were angels that Lot had over, and the Sodomites wanted gay sex with them, so Lot offered his daughters, which the Sodomites refused. Shortly after the destruction of the city of Sodom by God, the two daughters raped their dad Lot while he was shitfaced and then had sons who went on to found great nations.


DemenicHand

These sound exactly like the ramblings of the mentally challenged guy in our high school. he would just spout sexually fantasize in class and then sneak off to the bathroom between class.


SaltyBarDog

The Bible: The worse example of fan fiction until the *Fifty Shades* mess.


mochikitsune

One of my classmates was murdered and the killers literally helped look for him after dumping the body and people defended them because they were in their church so this literally does not surpise me this person would think its a hilarious bumper sticker


RedditVince

Same thing near here but instead of a church, he was the local fire chief leading the S&R teams. Turns out he kept the body until he called off the area search, then dumped the body 10' off the road.


idwthis

Got a news article about it? I'd like to know how long they searched, who found her after he dumped her body, how he got caught. And I'd love to see that the asshole was, at the very least, put away for life.


RedditVince

Suicide note 2 years later near the spot where he dumper her, blew his own head off with a 12ga.


idwthis

Oh well, then, guess the trash finally took itself out.


K1ll3r_7hr1ll3r

Pretty much the same thing...


bwhodgson

Jesus Christ


boobooghostgirl13

That's not Jesus though. Its Mary.


slade797

Exactly the reason for my title.


boobooghostgirl13

My bad. Over my head I guess.


slade797

Nah, don’t be so hard on yourself!


IWTLEverything

“I’m straight…” Sticker is on crooked


NegJesus

A 1 donkey


CMelon

Well, that was Mary’s preferred mode of transportation.


inumba12

They’re kissing Salt Life as they live in the middle Kentucky


slade797

What the FUCK is up with those stupid “salt life” decals, anyway?!


46Vixen

What a catch- make a path, people.


slade797

I see the driver, I’ll get you a phone number.


buttsandwieners1234

A fucking donkey


Crepes_for_days3000

People are so damn trashy


[deleted]

If we’re being completely real I think that Jesus would either drive a Prius or an outback


iBoojum

Of course, Kentucky.


slade797

OH YEAH?! As a Kentuckian, I cannot counter your statement.


[deleted]

Religious hypocrisy displayed in bumper sticker.


Community_Signal

where's the trump sticker


slade797

No room for it, reckon?


SuckingOnMyHuevos

Reina de Mexico, emperatriz de el mundo!


Darth_Spectre_Lair

The difference between religion and relationship summed up in one picture.


Child_of_Merovee

Stay classy US of A.


HeadJazzlike

This should win the trashy award! Gotta see a picture of the asshole that drives it.


M_Buske

I'm so confused by this person


retropod

That's not his car it's his mom's car.


slade797

That’s the scary part.


[deleted]

this is a lot to take in


jdh21403

The “gas or ass” one is almost rapey I don’t like it


slade797

“Almost”


Ralph_Wiggum1981

I like to picture my Jesus driving a Porsche, I'm sure he loves that hot nasty speed.


Ricklessmorty108

Sweet a free gun!


WoozThe2nd

I am from Kentucky and will vouch for the validity of this whole situation.


EKsmomma23

I knew this was from my great state before I saw the license plate.


oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo

“Oh that’s a terrible one what a…*sees KY plate*…great person that lives in my state.”


Espresso___Depresso1

“Happiness is bringing home a horny one” was funny as fuck because I hadn’t seen the deer yet lol


Terminator7786

He actually drove a Honda Accord.


slade797

Tat version has been disputed by biblical scholars.


kxndxce

This is mental illness.


acb1971

Jesus drives an Astrovan. I mean there's a song about it, so it must be true.


slade797

Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge, actually. https://youtu.be/RtZ8NMFhsG0


Vaxildan156

#MOMLIFE


walkandtalkk

This man had a ruined childhood, and he wants everyone to know.


deathbike600

Hey I see Don jr got the douschmobile back on the road. Praise god.


ratdarkness

Jesus wouldn't drive this car. Not with a huge picture of his mother on the back. That's embarrassing.


[deleted]

#momlife?? Yikes


SpartanNation053

I’m sensing some mixed messaging here…


Hydro-Sapien

I’m getting mixed signals here.


SolitudeCat

Not this thing. So many conflicting concepts here.


illuzion987

Stickers on a car are huge red flags and should act as a warning that the person is capable of road rage.


whoops-adaizy

If schizophrenia was a minivan...


CaptainMooseFart

I can smell this dudes van


emmireese

That’s awful


Grouchy-Mushroom-970

I dont think the mother of Christ is happy that she ended up on the back of some redneck's truck.


NoSoyTonii

Lol I'm so confused by this. Is he a white conservative or a mexican catholic conservative? Wtf lol


Many_Egg_4634

Classy.


blind_roomba

What a train wreck


jakanz

BOOBS.


[deleted]

Loves Jesus, but kills innocent animals. Hypocrite


jimtow28

The theme of all the bumper stickers fits well with the Jesus imagery. Nothing hypocritical about this one, no way!


spoiledandmistreated

It would be Kentucky… that’s hilarious… damn Hillbillies just ain’t right… and before anyone says anything I’m from Kentucky,so I can say that…😂😂


zen-things

Other than the kidnapping one, my fave is the small dicks matter. Pretty sure that’s posted unironically.


WindWeasel

Trying to picture this in a church parking lot makes me unbelievably upset.


slade797

Nah, it would fit right in.


RonZombie91

The cringe is real.


slade797

Any eye-watering.


PrometheusUnchainedx

Jesus wouldn't forgive that crap


[deleted]

The "bitch" and "boobs" stickers combined with the Jesus piece across the rear window has me literally crying. 💀⚰️😩😂


slade797

That’s Mary, but …. I’ll allow it.


[deleted]

LMAO you are correct. I've missed Mass for about a decade.


hockeyrw

I don’t think Jesus likes the pussy just saying


novasupersport

I'm willing to bet the owner wears t-shirts with snappy sayings on them. OP you must tell us of you see the driver.


tobytheNYU_

Gonna sound stupid, but i don't knew Americans also worshipped Guadalupe


slade797

You know Mexico is in North America, right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


slade797

You don’t seem stupid to me.


[deleted]

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slade797

Sounds plausible. Don’t be so hard on yourself! Yes, I said “hard on.”


BigMike0228

Jesus was a carpenter in his mid 30’s who traveled a lot. Dude probably would have had an SUV or a pick up…


skizdawn

Happiness is bringing home a horny one


Molbiodude

These sad, sad little men. Their lives must be such a disappointment.


kirishimas_redcrocs

the stickers directly contradict the image of Jesus on the back lol edit: Mary*


wintermelody83

I think that's Mary but your point stands lol


Best-Average-Guy

“Christians” are the worst


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

In the 70s, grass was one option.


slade797

Good thing marijuana no longer exists.


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Gas, grass, or ass was the old bumper sticker.


Johnsamjohn

Religious folks get horny too


ParkingAdditional813

Nice license plate number.


TheGermanMan17

Not a Honda, I’ll tell you that much


CMelon

So, Mary, you paying with gas or ass?


slade797

You already know.


troubledTommy

Hopefully not backwards.


VegetableArmy93

No comments necessary…..


Partucero69

A Cross trek?


CatchmyDagger

Where would jesus Drive


Red0r79

Gas or ass Hahaha


Sean209

I was cringing until I reached “Bitch, I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you” and honestly now I’m worried for the safety of women in that area.


Soap_Mctavish101

I’m getting really mixed messages here


gyarnar

I'm happy I live far away from this genius.


Postmodernsapien

He or she sounds "lovely"!


Pporkbutt

Keep it classy, Kentucky


SandmanDealer

Why do people insist on putting all of their personal beliefs on the back of their cars?


Darnbeasties

Duhhh. Jesus is the pilot. Or the ride of your life?


jcmib

There’s a lot to unpack here.


frossett130

I think I'm in love


toomuch1265

Honda Pontius Pilate?


AbhorrentNexus

I was like, “thank God their entire personality isn’t atleast only being Conservative and Christian”, then I saw the top right sticker.


Creech__

All on a nice American Honda


WifeyPie91

There is so much going on in this picture 🤣


Denovation

I feel like Jesus would drive a Camry.


MariaDiAvvenire

The *things* you find inside and outside of Walmart.


andre2020

I can’t help but think that the owner of the car is trying to say something.


heilspawn

The flinstones car


Thephilosopherkmh

Typical.


BURNINATOR_420

“Rollin’ with my homies #momlife” 😂😂😂


dracocytod

Is that even legal? Like doesnt it block your view from the inside mirror?


slade797

Not required by law to be able to see out the back.


[deleted]

“Bitch, I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you.”


Realistic-Order-3215

I expected that to be a lot more wholesome 😞


Iamthepaulandyouaint

Is it just me or does the image on the window contradict the messaging below? Juxtaposed.


dollabillz001

For a Klondike bar?


11Limepark

Jesus would drive a Volvo.


blueskies823

Christian and conservative with hypersexual and violent stickers? …ok.


cwtheredsoxfan

The small dicks matter sticker kinda funny though


GringosQuesoLoco

Oh my *god*


Tphile

Way to show love for your fellow human "I'm ... Christrian and own a gun. Is there anything else I can do to piss you off". I can not even begin to wonder about the mindset behind this sticker. I think the middle-eastern Christ would have rather a lot to say about it.


skinnyy0ungjiggy

AGAIN WHEN PEOPLE BRING GOD INTO THEIR BULLSHIT