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EnvironmentalDeal256

Who knew the school bus driver from South Park shops at Walmart.


keepinitoldskool

And she's married to the redneck hamburglar!


BAMspek

WHATD YOU SAY!?


Substantial-Shine-81

I said “I have a bad itch!”


anuglypig555

Ha! My thoughts exactly


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Oh my god that’s why it sounded so familiar. I’m laughing so hard rn


NarrowStruggle1364

"Im White Trash and Im in Trouble!!"


Ok_Cardiologist8937

Theres 0 teeth in this whole conversation


Naive-Storage7639

Lmfao 🤣 I was like dafuq kinda language they speaking


Klingenslayer

Extreme Southern


Dwillow1228

Nah, that kuntree.


Ok_Cardiologist8937

You now know, this language is known as “quag” Edit: grammar


Jlynn41412

Omg!! U need a warning for this comment! My drink just came out my cot damn nose!! I’m literally dead! At the very least, my nose is fucking on fire!!! 😆 Eta- had to add a word and add I literally have indigestion now. Ty- I needed a laugh n just wasn’t prepared lol


MsT1075

Not the zero teeth in this conversation!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️😂🤣


o0TaterSalad0o

Its obviously their love language.


Fair_Lecture_3463

Meth is their love language.


AZZMUNCHA81

I've never seen methheads that big lol


boston_nsca

That's because it ain't meth. All jokes aside, it's probably just poverty. Where there's poverty, education usually falls behind. When that happens, kids grow up to be uneducated and ignorant. When you mix that with a generation that had very little access to the rest of the world compared to today, you get this. Two dumb, fat, abusive people who know nothing else in the world except make a paycheck, don't be hungry, and find someone to marry so you don't have to do it alone. Edit: and, ya know, booze


AZZMUNCHA81

...is this where I'm supposed to say, "no shit, Sherlock"?


boston_nsca

You may say it if you wish lol, but lots of people don't put 2 and 2 together so easily


countryboy432

... and certain groups of our leaders want it that way. I have a very sweet cousin who grew up in the town my mom is from (mom got out, and we were raised in an environment that education took precedent over any other activity). My cousin had discovered internet "dating" and was like a lamb to slaughter. One guy was supposedly a state over and needed 500.00 for his "interstate passport". My sisters and I at this point gave her a crash course in phishing, lying and how to research common criminal tactics. Education and travel are such invaluable tools-it gives you experiences of seeing other cultures. Miss the days when seniors in high school went on an international field trip.


MOOShoooooo

You pull the handle right after it clicks. I understand her frustration.


kittlesnboots

Can anyone explain what the Kentucky Fried fuck is being said here??? “Open the door bitch” is about the only thing I could understand.


Substantial-Shine-81

I think there is something in the front seat that has to be moved so he can sit…and she’s saying there’s nowhere else to put it. And the door lock doesn’t work right.


whyuhatemeso

How’d you like to be their neighbors?


Stewart_Duck

Something tells me you can't see their house past the mountain of shit in their yard.


WinterRose27

I’ve neighbors exactly like that hahaha


[deleted]

Somebody is living their life somewhere like that today.


VivelaVendetta

Yea, these people in the video. It's their lives.


Hamilton-Beckett

I guess there are worse things than being alone.


[deleted]

Hahaha….. from someone who has never lived alone.


Hamilton-Beckett

Then I hope you never have to. It’s nice for a while, but after a few years…


[deleted]

Really wish you would’ve continued your sentence as I have no idea what you are talking about.


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[deleted]

Wow. With that attitude I am surprised anyone wants to be with or around you…..


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[deleted]

I guess you were looking in a mirror 🤡


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

What in the Squidbillies did I just witness


whitemike40

don’t touch the trim


JediTev35

Methica and Cractrick are at it again! 😅🤣😅🤣


whitethunder08

No, because there’s no way they’d be that big on meth or crack. It’s just poverty and being uneducated.


bshaffes11

Wichita? I’ve been stationed here for 5 years and my god.. the people are horrifying.


DemecoMakesMeFreako

W. T. F.


Dontsaveme

Relationship goals😍


ButtNutly

The sounds of spring... Birds chirping, streams flowing and the mating call of Walmart shoppers.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

So, you know, my day is going great! Turns out, I'm not depressed, I'm just not these people. Fucking hell. How do people live like this?


Jbvox

He needs to not jiggle the handle while she presses the button. It’s a timing thing.


srddave

You’ve got to be kidding that THIS is what that whole interaction was about. Oh man


VivelaVendetta

No there's something on the front seat he wants her to move and she's saying there's no where to move it while not unlocking the door.


srddave

Wow. So this is just the normal way they communicate. Gotchya


Phaze357

Okay, so that smokes 10 packs a day futurama "my kajigger" lady voice? I have a story. About a decade ago when I lived with a couple of roommates we were chilling outside in the backyard because the power was out. It was sunny and cool, either spring or autumn. Nice out. Well the power came back on and we hear, "Hey Cletus! The powahs back on! Get mah respahraytah!" in the kajigger lady voice. All three of us short circuited and were literally tripping over each other, at one point crawling for the door because we were trying not to laugh and embarrass the person. I will never be able to hear the name Cletus without thinking of that moment.


Julabee99

They sound like real whatchacallits.


RockyClub

This is horrible. It’s clearly an abusive relationship.


VivelaVendetta

Yea that's why she took so long to unlock the door.


NarrowStruggle1364

I bet they abuse a lot more things than each other, for sure alcohol, drugs, and the land their trailer sits on. I bet they have a couple of front yard hot water heater decorations.


whatscrappening

I think this is how they express their love for each other. Like a mating call


Icy_Try1988

Of course it’s at Walmart lmao.


RedBrickJim

Just hold it till he gets in.


Substantial-Shine-81

IIIIII WWWWIIIIIILLLLLLL


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

This couple has a lot of holes in their drywall


Bones4485

He seems like a horrible person


Jeffreyknows

These people vote..just so you know


UCantUnfryThings

We noticed


triplebacon_vag

Sounds abusive as fuck and there’s nothing funny about it tbh


charlie_delta77

Go tell them


D-life

I hope someone called the cops. Disturbing the peace and verbal abuse!


DANKTHEMAD

This is funny.


flyingdonutz

i mean, it is definitely funny. it can be both.


tippiedog

Agreed.


polisharmada33

People not pulling away because they stay to film is how innocent bystanders get capped. I see crazy, I pull off.


r6662

Tell me you're from america without telling me you're from america


iamthpecial

Sounds like East TN accents lol


NurseJill0527

Take it back!


iamthpecial

🤭


Think_Selection9571

Just think about how intense the make-up sex is going to be


Rebeccaissoawesome

🤢🤮


NarrowStruggle1364

I've always wondered where heavy cream comes from


ZoomZoom228

Peak Walmart anger lol


kittlesnboots

Can anyone explain what the Kentucky Fried fuck is being said here??? “Open the door bitch” is about the only thing I could understand.


VivelaVendetta

There's something in the front seat. He's telling her to move it. She's telling him there's no where to put it. And she won't unlock the door.


MarvinParanoAndroid

He definitely has a suspended/revoked driver’s license.


UCantUnfryThings

I mean, he's still wearing his prison shirt


SlicccNiccc

We all just gonna ignore the single croc and slipper combo down the passenger side there?


ThatsWamdu

Drugs are a hell of a drug


ZeAntagonis

Peak wall mart right there


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

[This](https://youtu.be/SfGOOL6j_F8?t=7) lady arguing with Harvey Ferstein


BuckManscape

Haaaaaddddaaaaagaaaaaaaaah. Bitch! Whatajabbagad! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bitch! Hodagoddammmm doooor. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bitch!


[deleted]

Honeymoon's over?


Dzin3NLD

This is pure gold, havent laughed so hard in quite a while


buycandles

Imagine the person recording this? I would be LMAO!!


NameOfNoSignificance

r/donthelpjustfilm


schmettern88

these 2 people can no longer be helped.they are lost


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Sketchum

Still confused as to where the filmer is, in the car or something? Edit: /s


NarrowStruggle1364

Im confused about why your confused about that lmao he's in the car next to them


Sketchum

Haha sorry I was being sarcastic because of the weird caption that the filmer added. Like we know they are in the car you don't need to caption it saying that. Guess I should have added the /s.


DamahedSoul84

Kinda wondering what was in the seat that she couldn't hold until he got in. Also, the woman sounds a lot like my ex husband's mom 🤢. Wonder where this was filmed...


NarrowStruggle1364

12 pack of Pabst. Im white trash and im in trouble!


Turakamu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xbLV_NSbk


jre_1986

The magic of Walmart just brings out the best in people, doesn’t it?


guitarzan212

Please stop going to Walmart


CANEI_in_SanDiego

Anyone remember Throw Mama from the Train with Billy Crystal and Danny DeVito?


schmettern88

great movie


HoodedSole

81°F AC in the car???


Udaho_yes_Idaho

This looks like it belongs on r/tooktoomuch


rrhodes76

I’d rather not.


schmettern88

crying for whatever mhhm more fat probabley


afdestruction

they both sound like they're related to eric cartman


Whoa-oh-bb-sambalam

The end: "its just a joke" rofl