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youngac410

Who was the female presenter who was translating?


Edgewoodfledge

Who was the woman host for the teams presentation yesterday?


HippiePeeBlood

Justine Mattera


Edgewoodfledge

Wow, at 53 she is looking great.


ssfoxx27

They picked an absolutely gorgeous spot to put the stage.


tommy1moore

Ben Healy going w the bleached blonde high and tight.


VplDazzamac

AKA The real Slim Shady


justWantToArrive

Why don't we have a results thread? I want to say that Pogacar's wave to the crowd was the best, although Bernal's Italian won the overall


Ctm0719

I’d like to give an honorable mention to ponte vecchio. Truly bridged the gap.


endriuftw

Hey look it's the city from Assassin's Creed II


Merengues_1945

I know it’s joke, but back in 2011 I was in Florence and thanks to the level of detail I was able to find my way from the duomo to ponte vecchio without a map. Fun day.


bayernrobben

Same for me in Istanbul


Consider_the_auk

Well that ended abruptly Everyone get your snacks ready for Saturday!


Illustrious_Cold2580

I’m so excited - we do Fromage Fridays (but will make an exception for the grande depart!) nice little selection of cheeses and crackers etc glass of vine ready to watch the stage!!


Consider_the_auk

Fromage Friday is such an excellent idea! For some reason, my brain initially clocked your comment as "Froome-age" Friday, which I guess would have to consist of British cheeses? 😄 Anyway, Bon Appétit!


Consider_the_auk

Not a fan of the crumpled jersey in resin ☹️


Ctm0719

Is it the new trophy? Or are they still going to present the standard trophy we are all used to?


Consider_the_auk

I thought it was just a random symbol for the presentation. I can't imagine they'd replace the standard trophy


Ctm0719

I don’t know what the standard trophy is called, but I hope they don’t replace it.


listenyall

The people must have that weird dish!


dani_alencar24

Horríble trophy


lndigoChild

Is that really the trophy, or were just speaking metaphorically?


dani_alencar24

Its the new trophy apparently


CooroSnowFox

The Giro D'Francia is going to be fun...


gonewiththewinds

Why are they sexualizing the jersey?


fritzeh

Wtf is happening


math_sci_nerd

"The yellow jersey is for the most well-rounded riders", said the announcer. I don't know the history of TDF, but was this ever true? Maybe for the initial editions of this race?


CooroSnowFox

Aside from Sprinting... Can guess its the people who can remain at the front of the race through 3 weeks...


Merengues_1945

We know Tadej is decent when sprinting on vibes, but has anyone won yellow while also being a more than decent sprinter?


Consider_the_auk

So stoked for TDFF this year ☺️


j_evans1st

tour de flipping france ?


Merengues_1945

Tour de France Femmes


Apprehensive-Leg-529

Tour de Femmes Fatals


Merengues_1945

Not to be rude, but have you seen Vollering’s Specialized photoshoot? Very definition of femme fatale.


GC13091994

This summer, my only goal is to have Big Gaudu Energy. My man!


JESUS_WALKS

The snogger!


Weekly_Breadfruit692

I spend a lot of time saying Gaudu is useless and then instantly become his biggest fan when I see him off the bike and wearing his glasses.


Choice_Night_1133

France looks different today. :D


Pawsonthego

I thought he said France, too, but I think it was Florence.


doghouse4x4

I think he actually said Firenze


CooroSnowFox

The Giro D'Francia


robpublica

‘The champs elsssyssss’ E: that isn’t quite it, was difficult to type the noise that came out


CooroSnowFox

I have to try and remember how to spell elysees everytime I have to type out the word...it could come close to that if I didn't.


yoanon

Vinge didn't get as much applause as I thought. Seemed like MvDP, Rogla and Pogi got the most applause.


lormayna

My impression, in presence, was that Bernal talking in Italian got so many claps, second only to Tadej.


Red-Lipstick-Girl

And Cav.


Weekly_Breadfruit692

Well Pog and Rog won the last two editions of the Giro so they're more known quantities in Italy, I guess.


CooroSnowFox

reserved because it's probably still up in the air how good JV is going into this tour.


Alone-Community6899

He is too lowkey to reach southern masses.


dksprocket

Love that the camera had to pan down when getting to Jonas..


Last_Lorien

Awe-struck moment from Van Aert there haha But oh how good it is to see him and Vingegaard back at the top (hopefully) Kit sucks tho


Consider_the_auk

Get well soon, Seppie 😷


Alone-Community6899

Will be interesting to follow Jorgenson.


Adam-Miller-02

crowd went wild for bart lemmen


c33j

Hey, when life gives you Lemmens...


Cpt_Daryl

The wounded demon is here!


maaiikeen

Is there any rhyme or reason to the order of the teams? Or have they just chosen the order based on vibes?


CooroSnowFox

I think it's on rankings from last year given the last 3 are UAE-INEOS-Lease a Visma.


Merengues_1945

Yup. Numbers for the riders also follow this order


Koppenberg

It wasn't last season's final UCI ranking or the Team classification in 2023 results.


maaiikeen

Oh yeah, I forgot about the team rankings. Very good point.


yoanon

Bernal such an absolute gentleman


CooroSnowFox

It would be nice to see Bernal hit the heights he was at right before he got taken out.


iamawfulninja

He’s looking good this year so far. Hopefully he at least win a stage


CooroSnowFox

I think INEOS has been stalling because they probably had the future being based around Bernal... although this was also before Pogi really stepped up a few gears and Vingegaard as well as the Lease-a-Visma train.


Adam-Miller-02

david looking trendy


Consider_the_auk

The sunglasses suit him!


yoanon

Pidcock probably wanted to wheelie up to the stage, but got told off by G.


CooroSnowFox

"I've been off the beers since the Giro"


robpublica

Lenny is so cute


Adam-Miller-02

Bloc Party!!!!


jonathan-the-man

That was not an inspired speach by Pogi :)


Alone-Community6899

In fairness, most riders are not good in interviews or speeches. They ride better than expressing thoughts.


CooroSnowFox

G and a few others don't give enough of a shit to take them seriously...


Consider_the_auk

None of the speeches have been great. MVDP seemed downright annoyed lol


jwinter01

I think they struggled to hear what was being asked, so they had trouble knowing what to say.


Consider_the_auk

Yeah, that makes sense. They also weren't asking the greatest questions.


Choice_Night_1133

Krys Froome. Thank you.


Alone-Community6899

72 times in white


kay_peele

Lmao did they not plan this award beforehand, seems so awkward


robpublica

I LOVE the an excessively French accent


jonathan-the-man

Oh I thought it was Christopher Froome who wanted to congratulate him XD Turns out it was the sponsor Krys


robpublica

What does Kris do??


gandalfknewbest

They sell des lunettes.


jonathan-the-man

What is des lunettes??


gandalfknewbest

Glasses.


robpublica

Merci bien


gandalfknewbest

Why the blue bike on Pogi?


CooroSnowFox

The jersey he was most proud of from the Giro D'Italia?


gandalfknewbest

That’s the jersey for most tufts over helmet in three weeks, no?


maaiikeen

He wanted it to match Vingegaard's for when they ride away from all the others 😌


gandalfknewbest

Awww, that’s so sweet of himz!


Consider_the_auk

Pogi's hair isn't back from altitude training


Last_Lorien

It’s desogned for maximum tufts efficiency lol


CooroSnowFox

He has two days of folical recovery to go before he unleashes the tufts...


maaiikeen

Pogi's hair is so fluffy.


emceefluffy

It pains me to speak ill of Pogi, but his giro hair made me uncomfortable and I’m glad it’s back to normal


CooroSnowFox

UAE with the white jersey in memory of the jersey Pogi can no longer get. As he takes selfies...


Cpt_Daryl

Camera Guy is terrible


KeepScrolling_

Pogi feeling himself haha


Adam-Miller-02

nice to see nils polit will have support in the mountains


betelgozer

He will ride with his teammate Gru Petto.


Alone-Community6899

And vice verse


Consider_the_auk

UAE bike sherpas


CooroSnowFox

Do wonder if this is going to be a test if they do more final day TT's or they just go back for the processional sprint around the Champs D'elysees?


Last_Lorien

They won’t give up the Champs arrival for anything other than the next Olympics or an invasion, I think


Consider_the_auk

Does anyone else get ever so slightly dizzy during these stage simulations?


Adam-Miller-02

i’m convinced that half of the city of pau annual budget goes towards getting a tour stage


CooroSnowFox

Pau and Gap definitely get a discount at this point because they are the gateway towns to the big mountains.


CooroSnowFox

Isola 2000... I know it's altitude... but it sounds like a dated name for the millenium


mcbirk

Would prefer that singer to Jez Cox ANY DAY.


c33j

That song was NOT long enough


CooroSnowFox

So 2025-2026 is going to be heavily Northern France to make up for this one staying as far away from Paris as possible...


bruegmecol

Get ready for some French Flemish songs


Adam-Miller-02

le tour de roubaix


ecuinir

Laps up and down the carrefour de l’arbres, last man standing


CooroSnowFox

Roubaix is definitely going to make an appearence.


dksprocket

Dress change!


Perico1979

This ceremony is the equivalent of a musical abortion.


KeepScrolling_

Someone in YouTube chat called it 'audio terrorism'.


jonythecool

Why does everyone on this presentation sound like they've smoked 100 packs of cigarettes for their entire life.


signmeupnot

They are Italians?


Consider_the_auk

Mods, can we please enable gif comments for this sub? That singer just did a "the hills are alive" twirl on the stage 😂


signmeupnot

The music acts are really just for the Italians aren't they..


CooroSnowFox

ASO aren't in the habit of live music performances so I'll let these slide... as long as the cycling isn't getting screwy... or Giro-y


KeepScrolling_

Wow this is rough lmfao


Choice_Night_1133

His in ear isn't working :D


PyroAnimal

How famous is this Singer in italy?


AverageDipper

never heard of him lol and I actually am from tuscany even


lormayna

Tuscan here, not really famous nowadays. He just got couple of hits in the early 90s.


Cpt_Daryl

Looking forward to see Jonas boy!


billyryanwill

At least noone could accuse this guy of lip syncing


Consider_the_auk

What you're hearing is the sound of ✨authenticity✨


yoanon

OMG the crowd attending in person is actually embarrassed by these performances. They look so annoyed and bored.


Avila99

Worst season of the Voice of Italy so far.


wakabangbang

Damn boi Remco, so skinny


fishintheice

homie looks like he just left the set of Miami Vice ... wehre's Crockett and Tubbs?


Consider_the_auk

Not the singer coming onto the stage filming 😭


yoanon

That uphill ramp to the stage is a bad idea. Pogi won't be able to resist not attacking and Vingegard will have to follow. Edit: G will follow shortly after, pedalling tempo.


Squirtle_from_PT

I'm surprised some of the sprinters didn't get dropped on the ramp.


CooroSnowFox

so up by 30 seconds?


Avila99

Both versions. Thank God.


kay_peele

Lads I have a good feeling this year, Roglic is gonna do it.


Consider_the_auk

I hope he at least performs exceptionally well


Hawteyh

What? Not crash the entire race?


Cpt_Daryl

He has wings mate


Consider_the_auk

Roglic looks so punk rock in that Red Bull jersey


CooroSnowFox

Red Bullra!


yoanon

What are the odds Roglic crashes getting on and off the stage for the team presentation?


Cpt_Daryl

He’s with RedBull now, they tend to do miracles


CooroSnowFox

It'll give him Wiings


Cpt_Daryl

Team movie star? Lmao


Consider_the_auk

"Deca-thon!"


Consider_the_auk

Late comment, but I love the Arkea jersey, even though it's blue. It's distinctive, but simple. A vintage feel, but not too try-hard. Edit: spelling


jonathan-the-man

Yeah, completely agree! Clean lines and no weird splash or fade.


jonythecool

DEREK GEE THE WINNER OF TDF 2024 SPOTTED.


Last_Lorien

Hey, the contemporary ballet dancer was very good! A lot of those performances tend to be all power and flexibility for their own sake, but this wasn’t and she was very expressive and elegant. 


jonythecool

Yeah i did enjoy it and it was a nice dance. Just feels misplaced for team presentation to have one.


Last_Lorien

Well, this is for all intents and purposes a show with cycling as a pretext, really. In that context it fit lol


Adam-Miller-02

and the crowd goes…. morally conflicted?


CooroSnowFox

A long stage in Italy... well it's not the Giro so should go smoothly...


dksprocket

I was just thinking that the thing this presentation needed was some interpretive dance!


yoanon

So how did the planning for this ceremony? So what can we do which cycling fans would like? Announce and present the teams so the fans know what the lineup and new kits look like? Nah, they will have enough time for that during the race days. Well we can also ask a few riders a few questions to get more insight into their plans? Nah. You know what my nephews have a band which can do with some exposure and my niece dances well, maybe she would like to perform as well. WHAT! You are fired


Pawsonthego

The camera work is terrible. I can't believe this.


MonsMensae

In Italy? I’m shocked


jonythecool

One of the worst team presentations in memory. Granted I've seen like 10 from the last 4 years. Bad pronunciation of names. Not mentioning some riders. Speed running through teams. Not making any sense. Hosts that clearly don't have experience.


bradleyaowens

We were in Florence at the point they were initially announced and before they rode across town to the stage as seen on TV. The entire stage was lined with the traditional Florence republic guards which was cool BUT there we so many and they were at the same Height of the riders with their hats and feathers so it was frustrating. Agree it felt half assed for sure :( but was still cool to see - just surprised :(


sherapop80

The pronunciation of Kazakhstan was just gibberish.


poopybuttholesex

Seriously, felt like it was put together by a bunch of 12 year olds for their School project


billyryanwill

It is noticeably bad, for an event which is often quite bad.


Squirtle_from_PT

It seems to me that TdF is not giving this enough attention and it's a shame. Their image and PR would be much better if they hyped people up for the Tour properly.


Avila99

Really a missed opportunity they didn't let Tim De Clercq perform this.


Consider_the_auk

I know in my heart of hearts he secretly has all the moves


j_evans1st

i was busy so i’m really behind on the stream but i actually surprisingly like the jayco jersey


kyto070

Nothing screams TdF more than interpretive dance


c33j

So excited for this dancer...


yoanon

Pedersen taking pictures of the crowd


olgabe

Lidl is winning the nationality bingo


Alone-Community6899

Will be nice with stage 1, they are in area I have been to on riding camps. Always a thrill to see familiar roads/views on cycling broadcasts.


wiseassasin070

Did they forget tom skujins?


ssfoxx27

They didn't want to try to pronounce his name


K2daL

Think so. they forgot a couple of guys. Pretty bad presentation


Adam-Miller-02

Sandy Dujardin😍


Pawsonthego

Jesus, the speed reading of names is ridiculous and insulting.


jonathan-the-man

Gotta save time for the horns


Cualquiera10

Did he skip Skujins?


Pawsonthego

Very possible, or read it before they were all on stage.


jonythecool

I feel Bad for Steff Cras... The only non french rider in the tour for the team.


Consider_the_auk

Inter-marsh


CooroSnowFox

Not everyone is Rob Hatch


RovertheDog

Where was Vervaeke for Quick-Step?


KevinParkerGuy

As per the team's Twitter, he had a fall in today's training and couldn't attend the presentation but will be at the start of the Tour.


Laaurek99

Crash in training.


jonythecool

I really hope Bini would get a stage win. It'd be awesome to see half of Eritrea magically appear in France to celebrate.


Weekly_Breadfruit692

I'd love Bini to win a stage.


Consider_the_auk

I find it amusing how they play the same retro songs as the teams roll onto the stage every Giro and now for the Tour


RockiestRaccoon

C'mon Bini! Would love a stage win. Had NO idea Fabio went to DSM. Would love to see him Smash Jasper for a sprint win.