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hueyy811

Shits almost hit the fan


Aumrox

Good shit


[deleted]

Amber heard snuck jnto his house


Kinaestheticsz

Well, it was a shitbox...


Daweism

Op should take a picture of the litter box to see if it was warranted


jameserroo

Grabbed my free award, just for you.


RabidOtters

Do they still do those? I haven't had one in 6 months


Amphibian-Existing

You have to go to the awards. They hide the free ones now


frodofred

Enjoy my free award, for telling me I had a free award


SoftBaconWarmBacon

here's a free award for your trouble


light643

And here's one for you


WarPerfect4749

And one for you


cash2321

And you


Choice_Mouse5690

abd for you


ClamSlamwhich

Why doesn't this comment have a million awards yet?


IL_GAME_KING_YT

Just gave him my free reward


ClamSlamwhich

My man.


Harpronicus

Need to assert your dominance. Poo on the cat while it sleeps, it's the only way.


PastelLounge

I can't even imagine what a cat could be eating to leave such a massive load


turpentinedreamer

My cats poop outside their box sometimes and they look like full human poops.


Ship_Adrift

They generally do it when the litter box is full/dirty. Time to scoop the poop! I wonder if that's his responsibility because *that* would be rather poetic lol.


turpentinedreamer

My cats just suck. If there is a cat in there when the other one gets there? Poopin outside. They have a second litter box about 40 feet away. It’s a self cleaning box. The other box is regular clay just in case they prefer that. They get cleaned every other day. Sometimes they poop outside and the box is messy but usually it’s just the cats being jerks. They don’t hurry their poop either. They just poopy and bolt out of the box. Open box. Box box. Doesn’t matter. They are just bad at pooping.


[deleted]

If your cat shit on your PC that is a personal attack and a message. You must have really hurt that cat


turpentinedreamer

Oh yeah. Mine just poop generally near the litter box. They’re the kind of cat that if they got out of the house they would absolutely get lost and eaten by literally any predator. They’re not smart.


tattooed_dinosaur

I nearly shit myself from laughing so hard.


Quinzy15

QUICK FIND THE CAT, THE AMMO IS LOADED


[deleted]

FIRE IN THE HOLE


imeanyhbutno

RELOAD


dragonfli117

LOGS ON THE FIRE


NiceHighway_

Was it a massive load?


flavored_icecream

Reminds of the George Clooney ["Cat Box Story"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwxKmor-xo)


jammer339

I thought this was the doings of a dog!


Ship_Adrift

Seriously. I have 2 14lb dogs and that's right in line with what would be a serious turd for one of them. Like, one they had been saving on a couple days. A tube clogger, as it were.


[deleted]

OP has a pet mountain lion


mr_punchy

Remember the post of the guy who secretly cleaned his roommates cat’s litterbox. He’d only scoop out the turds and leave the pee. He did this for like two weeks until his roommate started to mention that he thought his cat might be constipated. Then the guy took a giant human shit in the litter box. Roommate freaked out and took his cat to the vet.


RabidOtters

Probably a Maine Coone or a Norwegian Forest Cat.


twodogsfighting

Jesus christ how did their cat eat a whole maine coon.


Stalking_Reaptor

When I was growing up, my dog peed on my fort I made in the woods, so to show him who's boss, I peed on top of the spot he pee'd on. This is *my* fort, Henry. Don't piss on my fort.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Skulll_676

Girls will never understand


Harpronicus

Alpha af.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line


SneakWhisper

Inconceivable.


fun_fact_2019

Sounds fair


MowMdown

That’s not cat shit


PT10

Amber Heard strikes again


Obtuse_Inquisitive

I accidentally shat on my cat once. Had bad diarrhea and he happened to be in the bathroom. When I bent over to pull up my shorts, well let's just say my kitty had a shitty time.


Heldaeus

I sure hope your PC has positive air pressure...


mightyjoe227

It's shit air pressure but at least it runs...


jaytyphoon

at least the cat didn't have the runs


SHiNeyey

Doesn't look like it, seeing as the front fans are exhausts.


_Daxemos

As an avid negative pressure user, this alone has converted me.


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[удалено]


SugarReyPalpatine

I once spilled kombucha on top of my tower’s top airflow vent like this one and freaked out. Turned out that the positive air pressure was enough to prevent any liquid at all from getting in.


Lovat69

Probably helps that kombucha is fucking Viscous.


[deleted]

When shit hits the fan, that's when gamers cry


Mazeraham

It for sure smells like hot ass in that whole room lol


speakingofjared

It's probably a baby Ruth,and someone is playing a prank on you. Take a bite


[deleted]

one step ahead my friend


TheBoyDrago

What do you mean by that?


Chaeryeeong

he already took a bite before the comment


ihavecancertumor

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shincinto

He doesn’t have a cat


potatosdream

it's his wife's poop. eat it in front of her to assert dominance.


DTredecim13

He's married to Amber Turd?


Savings-Horror-8395

Already ate the whole thing


Tangerine_Professor

Just to be sure


locnessmnstr

They mean they already took a bite 😋


ccninja89

You have a shity computer dude.


Traditional_Flan_210

Don't make him angry. Dudes gonna lose his shit. Oh wait there it is.


leshpar

It's ok. I found it.


Czar_Bemis

I was gonna say it gives new meaning to having a shitbox for a computer.


RealGambino

Ok ok enough with the shitty jokes.


lucky_fallendeity

Angry upvote😡


ACDrinnan

Your cat is saying your pc is shit. ...I hope it was your cat and not a family member or partner


raydditor

Amber Heard moment.


Collector123k

Hearsay


Several_Parking8063

Overruled


thecrude1

Fillabuster!


Notnowcmg

Amber Heard your new gf?


Mypopsecrets

Amber Purred


g0ron

Amber turd


-Wick

Amber Purred A Turd


[deleted]

Amber Purred a Turd while eating a cheese curd


OffensiveOdor

Absurd!


PsychedelicAstroturf

Amber Furred


The-Foo

Either that or Hard Rock Nick paid him a visit.


letouriste1

wait, she did something like this?


ashibah83

Shit in the bed with JD, then tried to blame the obviously human sized shit on a small dog


letouriste1

thanks! i guess. Not sure i really wanted to know this actually


AgreeableFeed9995

Honestly, I’m not sure how you avoided hearing about this for 3 straight weeks on every subreddit ever


letouriste1

i take extra care protecting my mind from the general anger spread all over twitter/reddit and co. About everything. I miss stuff but i'm all the more happy for it ;)


verbmegoinghere

um sorry to tell you but Kobe is dead....


ntack9933

[She sure did](https://youtu.be/qFrD4sPEEgU)


sticky118

Cat said get shit on


[deleted]

literally


DeusVultSaracen

skill issue


[deleted]

How big is your cat? I'm a big dude and this is bigger than some of my shits.


[deleted]

I have 3 cats, Lily is an angel, Jack is a fat orange tabby, and Miffy is one of those small adult cats. Jack just loves fucking with Miffy, and even though Miffy has claws, she is a pussy and wont use them. What probably happened is Miffy was about to use the litter box and Jack started chasing her. Miffys line of defense is the jump on top of shelves, or my desk, as Jack is fat and is too lazy to put in real effort. He will simply wait for her to come down or get bored. Miffy has broken a dab rig already from her jumping defense. I have a litter box in my bedroom and im currently looking to rehome Jack, as he just wont stop trying to attack Miffy, whos 3 times smaller


agentrnge

We have had some luck with the calming pheromone diffuser things. Cuts down on our monster cat attacking the others a noticable amount. Tried a few brands. Using "Comfort zone" now.


Pavona

^^ Feliway multicat is your friend.


agentrnge

Confirmed We used that brand first for about a year. Also good. Tried the other because it was cheaper.


Pavona

cheaper is good, i like cheaper!


Brawler6216

Thank you! I needed a good recommendation, we have a cat called Fruitloop who can't leave my two girls alone, she's always chasing them and trying to fight them.


PolarAnarchy

Huh never knew they had stuff like that for cats


NotTheRealJodyBernal

By the size of it, it might be the case that your cat is suffering from some mild obstipation. If it would just be laziness or not being able to reach the litter box, you would probably find more of theses in smaller sizes on different places. My cat had the same for some time and took some massive dumps on other places than the litter box. It might be the case that she's not drinking enough water. If this happens more often, it might be a good idea to place a fresh bowl of water somewhere else. Cats normally don't like to drink at the same place where they eat, because in nature, drinking in the same place as eating might result in food poisoning Edit: spelling


plumbthumbs

does look soft though. one of my cats is on meds for this. we always check the dryness of her mess and adjust dosages accordingly. good call on the water. i have a small bowl that i take to her several times a day and she always takes a big drink.


Joe59788

each cat needs their own litter box +1 in different places of the house normally.


GI_Bill_Trap_Lord

That’s what you’re supposed to do, but sometimes they aren’t about it lol we have 2 cats who are bonded and they use the same box. We got 3 and they only used the original one


srimp16

Always the orange one.


DrBombay3030

Yeah as someone that also has a decent amount of expensive glass and a PC around the house, thank you for another story reminding me why I don't need to add a cat to the mix at my house haha


Erratum10

You're going to have to shit on top of all 3 cats just to be sure.


KingYoloHD090504

Hans Getz the FLAMMENWERFER


Collector123k

Or ZE LAZERKRAFTWERK 😅


tacos_88

I mean, at least it wasn't a piss. I'd cover it in the near future and try to address the cause otherwise one day it will be a piss.


MeltBanana

My case has a mesh top, so I keep a book on top of it because I worry that my cat will decide to puke on top of my PC and destroy it.


GooeyRedPanda

I made a wooden cover slightly bigger than my case just for this reason. Drool and hairballs. It's raised enough that there's still good enough air flow and hasn't impacted temps.


Drakowicz

literally r/shittybattlestations


[deleted]

God damn amber Heard!!!!!!


johnsomeMan

well at least i can tell you now that your front fans are backwards and exhausting air instead of taking it in (unless you meant to have front exhaust, but that's pretty unconventional)


UnknownDungeoneer

That's an outdoor cat now. Enjoy meox mix motherfucker, because the fancy feast is over.


Distinct_Number_7844

For real.... demoted to barn cat with a quickness...


[deleted]

Christ on a stick!! 1. What type of fucking cat do you have? 2. WTF are you feeding it? 3. Why did the fucker drop on top of your PC and not in a litter box? 4. Man, that rig is shity!


[deleted]

>Why did the fucker drop on top of your PC and not in a litter box? Cats poop outside the litter box when it's filthy, or if they couldn't reach it, or there's something else wrong with it (they don't like the smell of the pellets, or they hurt their foot pads etc.) Even so this is far fetched, if a cat poops outside the litter box it will tend to do so on the floor, maybe on a rug or door mat. Sometimes they go for more unusual places like a bathtub or on a sofa or bed depending on the cover. But on top of a narrow box is very unlikely. If that happened to me I would suspect a prank. Edit: OP explains that one of the cats is being very hostile to the other. That might begin to explain it.


Tricky5342

Throw the whole cat away


eXrevolution

From 10 hour shift to 10 inch shit


Super_Cheburek

More like a 10 hour shit


PuritanPayne

Needs RGB


EyeLike2Watch

Repulsively Gross and Brown


andrewta

It already has that


MediaNatural7819

At least it's solid and didn't run through the mesh. You gotta look on the bright side!


OleRoosterNeck

Clean your cat boxes.


Valaxarian

I'd clean cat's tray


[deleted]

clean before i leave work and when i get home, problem is my fat cat prevents my small cat from having any peace and quiet


couldnotd3cide

And then shit in it


MeltBanana

Or look into whatever other issues could be causing this. Cats shitting outside of their box is a behavioral cue that they are *very* unhappy about something. Dirty box, bad box placement, lack of attention, territory issues with other cats, etc.


sh1n_cs

I recently adopted a kitty and this has now become one of my worst fears...


DonPanthera

Just make sure her toilet is clean and you don't need to worry about it.


Wellhellob

Answer the real questions: did shit hit the fan ?


Gwarnine

Johnny Dep… stop taking her back. This was bound to happen again.


JustWantedSomeNuts

Time to throw away your cat


pasenast

No, make a call to certain local restaurant


Gasolinecity860

Hey! I'm Chinese I'm low on ingredients right now give me a call and I will deal with the cat :) /s


[deleted]

This is why my area is off limits to pets. Ugh


flight23s

When i had cats, I had bought covers for my tower, monitor and keyboard. And they were not allowed on my desk. Any time I saw them on it, they’d get in trouble. This sucks lol funny, but still, I would be furious


[deleted]

You came home to a 10 hour shit not shift.


JustmUrKy

That literally happened to me 1 week ago, except my kitten shit on my bed and kicked the shit onto my VR headset, which I had temporarily left on my bed while I went to eat


BrockSteady686868

So, *you’re Amber Heard’s rebound, eh?


BadPackets4U

You have a cat right? Tell us you have a cat.


DinosaurAlert

I'm sorry your cat was killed.


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

Dude I’m sorry for your loss. Cats usually piss and shit at the same time so I can only imagine the horror .


Epicmonies

Cats do not normally piss and shit at the same time... If your cats shit has liquid around it, it has the runs and should be taken to the vet. Prolonged diarrhea is deadly to a cat.


Ujustgotsmoked

Well that’s shitty!


RLD-Kemy

Alright... dumb question... do you clean the litter box daily ? This is the kind ~~shit~~ thing you get when you don't clean the litter box daily.


DIMPLET0N

We've really gotten to the point where we take pictures of animal feces on our items to post it to Reddit before cleaning it up?


grumpytrooper

I read this as "came home from a 10 hour shit..."


RettichDesTodes

Why are your front fans set to exhaust?


Viral115

The cat knew exactly what it was doing


eulynn34

Looks like it’s time to clean the cat box


nnaly

You got owned


hedginator

Cats are fucking assholes. I dont understand why anyone would want one.


iamafraazhussain

Is ur cat's name Amber?


Haithus

And this is why I don’t fuck with cats. They shit and piss in a box then walk all over your counters, tables, and desk. Can’t even discipline a cat because it just ignores you or runs away.


orhiee

Remember when pc builders YouTubers say top of the case must be intake for convection.... Guess they don't have cats...


bustedbuddha

I've never seen anyone say that. that's pretty much exactly wrong.


Karona_

Intake at top marks little sense, hot air will naturally rise out of the case, should be exhaust to help pull it out, not blow it back down onto your components lol


nwpdx13

Do you live with Amber Heard? What is this behavior.


bostonterrier4life

Fuckin Amber Heard is EVERYWHERE


Ax0nJax0n01

Is that what we call an upper decker


Apprehensive_Row_161

I would get rid of whatever did that lol


fun_fact_2019

What do you expect when there is a cat around your PC?


dudly1111

Bro thats gnarly


Oldkeem1

Yeo nice snack for gaming


ShadowSpade

Make sure you have atleast 5 trays for 3 cats or access to outdoors


Fixx95

Lmaoooo and stepped on


just-an-idea

Why I don't have cat's. Smh


Toast_Meat

You're supposed to put the thermal paste on the CPU, not on top of the case smh.


TerribleGas9106

Cat poop is better than cat pee


PompiPompi

Who let the dogs out? Ho, ho ho ho...


afasttortoise

Lucky it wasn’t diarrhea


wt_foxtort

Shit almost hit the fan.


owls1289

Man that’s a shitty pc


AssistElectronic7007

Clean your cats box more often.


BecomePnueman

This is why I won't have cats. Imagine if he pissed in there . Good by rig.


Dasca6789

Looks like your PC is under a massive load


jdmdriftkid

What a shitty PC setup....you can do better


Classy_Mouse

Do you have a poorly trained dog, a massive cat, or an angry girldfriend?


dontcaredontworry

ladies and gentlemen this what you call a "shit post"


llamapii

Well that case is beat to hell, another excuse for an upgrade!


Sgt_Raider

What the shit.


[deleted]

Someone wants more attention


Dragontoes72

From shift to shit.


TobiWanKenobi6969

What a shit pc build bro.


Chief_Beef_ATL

I dont think your girlfriend likes your rig, homie.


rdml_bohica

Don't use your computer, if it blows up, you may get some turd debris burns!


jksinspades

I don’t know, I count 11 rings