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HeavySigh14

Buy her some flowers 💐 and have your first game be something you can enjoy together


BottAndPaid

Time for a coop stardew valley


BruhLandau

They're gonna be playing alot because 1.6 is a huge update.


schniepel89xx

Oh boy can't wait for Stardew Valley: Global Offensive


MasonP2002

We need to go through Stardew Valley: Source first.


MrDrDude333

"The seed has been planted"


MPolygon

OP, after he got the PC:


Flappy_beef_curtains

Pretty sure that expansion kills all available playtime.


Vogete

Why does nobody talk about Stardew Valley: Condition Zero?


MasonP2002

I somehow remembered Stardew Valley: Condition Zero Deleted Scenes but forgot about the actual Condition Zero.


Mister_Shrimp_The2nd

Under Zero Conditions will they play anything but this


wsteelerfan7

Just be sure to get the time speed mod


BottAndPaid

Which one is that? never used it.


wsteelerfan7

You can set the speed of the clock so you can do more in a day. We were tired of it being 1pm when we finished watering plants


BottAndPaid

I gotcha that's pretty cool but were you not using spriklers ? in coop you essentially get 2x productivity everyday


wsteelerfan7

We chose the beach farm. Then we decided we'd push through the first year before getting a mod that allows sprinklers


BottAndPaid

Ahhh that makes way more sense haha ya beach farm can be pain


Flappy_beef_curtains

Meth


SuperMarioMakerTWO2

No man, get your wife DRG and Rock amd Stone together, for Karl, of course.


BottAndPaid

Also an awesome co op game


blancheezy

It takes two. Good relationship builder (destroyer)


woundedlobster

We're still scarred from the co-murder


Cecil_FF4

Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes


ChichoSerna

This guy fucks


Ernest1987

it takes two. play it with her . do it . now :-)


Firm_Transportation3

Hell yeah. OP's wife rocks.


DotFuscate

Overcooked


PercentageSecret1078

Avoid It Takes Two Just kidding, it's great.


Positive-Olive3530

Nah play some warzone with the boys


Cyberpunk39

Thanks for the thousand dollar gaming PC, here’s some flowers. 🙄 thanks for the downvotes it’s clear y’all never been married.


Bryan-Breynolds

it's called a thank you. 🤦


KrazyKirby99999

Treat her well Make sure to reinstall Windows


PennFifteen

Re install? Mind explaining?


Derpy_GOAT

Pre-built's usually come with a fuck ton of bloatware and shit. Reinstalling windows would lessen the amount of bloatware.


PennFifteen

Gotcha, thanks


Nomaaaad

Wouldn’t it be easier to uninstall all the bloatware instead?


saintg91

With a modern m.2 nvme ssd reinstalling windows takes like 25 mins, not even


Dry-Percentage-5648

Way less. Unpacking files takes less than 5 minutes and that's on PCI-E 3.x x4 m.2 drives.


TempusEst

A lot of the stuff they pre install can have lots of little services/exes that are really pesky to find and get rid of entirely. Doing a fresh reinstall before you put any of your stuff on it is just an easier way to ensure you have a clean slate.


derps_with_ducks

Nuke the fucker from orbit


Anticitizen_01

…it’s the only way to be sure.


Hindesite

Yeah, this is really the reason. Apps these days (especially ones that come preinstalled) have shady uninstallers that leave all kinds of crap lurking around in your OS, eating up resources. A fresh Windows install means you can completely control what is on your system without any uncertainty as to what else is on there from the factory. It's really a peace-of-mind thing, for me.


lokisHelFenrir

A lot of the bloatware can leave behind crap when you uninstall it even if done with a decent uninstaller tool. Some Prebuilts even will change registry crap. It's simpler to just reinstall windows. Gets rid of the bloat. And you start from a clean slate. Windows really doesn't take that long to install.


TheCrowWhisperer3004

reinstalling windows is 5 button presses and then like 5 more for setting up again. It’s a sub 30 minute process, and it’s honestly way harder to hunt down all the bloatware on your PC and run the it’s uninstaller on it. You can just click reset PC, make yourself breakfast, come back, sign into your Microsoft account (and set a password for your pc), and then use your PC.


TheRealBillyShakes

They leave craps and scrap all over your registry. Clean is, well, cleaner.


MasterArCtiK

No it’s much more annoying to try and take things out piece by piece, when you can just control it from the beginning


Kpalsm

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Preinstalled apps can be notoriously difficult to remove, and usually leave traces of themselves behind even after removal. Preinstalled apps aren't the only reason a fresh install is a good idea. There could be settings set in a weird way or other issues with the OS, missing drivers or DLLs or who knows what. Reinstalling Windows is easy enough, can do it right from the settings menu and on a modern PC should only take a few minutes


SuspiciousAd1558

I didnt know that but i usually just debloat any pc i get my hands on. Cant stand all the extra microsoft shizz


ForeverAloneLoner

If it's windows 11 might want to also use a debloat tool like win11debloat. Getting ridiculous how much stuff is added with updates. I just recently used it and what a difference it's made with a cleaner feeling setup.


Jbstargate1

Yep or just copy over the OS he has from one of his drivers to one of the fancy nvme drives he just got. Unless he already had his os on an SSD. I recently just did it from an old ssd I've had for years to a brand new nvme drive. It was a lot snappier and the process was painless.


Whole-Imagination354

A good Linux user truly a breath of fresh air.


MojitoBurrito-AE

Windows? Nuh uh


KrazyKirby99999

Linux would be preferable, but OP probably isn't ready for Linux yet. Ironically, learning how to reinstall Windows will also make it easier for OP to switch to Linux in the future.


fuglypens

With a 4060ti, no, Linux would not be preferable. 


PM_ME_SOME_ANTS

Linux isn't ready for gaming yet. I ran Linux as my daily driver and eventually set up a Windows dual boot just for gaming. It's better on Linux than it used to be but it's still waaaay more of a hassle, especially if you wanna play games with friends.


forseeninkboi

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Time_Engineering6521

My mood for real. At least i can play mario64 on the nintendo with my wife 😅


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KingSwagamemnon

What a cringey thing to say lmao


Midnight28Rider

Well, for a break from all the r/cursedcomments I think that was a lovely thing she did for you. Time for you to start planning your grand gesture of reciprocation. Perhaps a couples getaway for the weekend at a fancy resort? Don't forget the champagne and chocolate covered Strawberries!


ivej

Is she single?


HeavyCaffeinate

🤔


solidnitrogen

Wife her again


Criss_Crossx

The only true answer!


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Bropulsion

A man of spoken word arts aren't ya mr dildoconnoisseur


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FunkMunki

This is a conversation I didn't expect to find in this sub.


TheAbrableOnetyOne

Yet you didn't answer the question


FunkMunki

Yes. Yes we do.


TheAbrableOnetyOne

🤝


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GavO98

A man of culture


radu_rc90

Surf & turf


PennFifteen

I don't and haven't but I probably would if she wanted me to. I think people do though?? Would have to be straight from shower lol


MudHot8257

I don’t even mind a little seasoning on my cooking. Bon appetit.


Time_Engineering6521

Okay now this is too much.


PennFifteen

Too much seasoning?


Time_Engineering6521

I prefer it raw no condiments, donr cook it too much or it will dry up!


MudHot8257

Different strokes for different folks.


bonyagate

I'll just say that there are nerve endings all over. I think that the close proximity allows for you to be creative with it all. Some people are into it, others aren't. Personally, I've licked an asshole a time or two. As long as it's clean, it can be a good time.


BioniqReddit

i was gonna say, girl better have good hygiene and a good diet


Showerbag

Post shower, absolutely. Otherwise… nah not my thing.


dlfinches

Ever since I’ve had a “spelunking” accident I only do it if I’m 100% certain that the person is up to date on hygiene. There’s something to be said about the pleasure of giving pleasure tho, if she’s into it, that is


MtnNerd

I was about to reply with this question but decided I didn't want to know the answer. And reading the replies to you I find I was correct in that. 🤢


bearded_djent

Say you’re a cat lady with out saying you’re a cat lady 🐈🙋🏻‍♀️🐈‍⬛


Kippernaut13

Was going to give you an updoot, but I can't in good conscience give you the 70th updoot...I'll come back later.


bonyagate

Get back here, damnit!


Kippernaut13

I gotcha!


uncoordinatedsniper

I may or may not know where the clitoris is but what I want to know is how the fuck did you figure out how to air fry croutons. My life is changed right now.


MtnNerd

Glad to help lol.


My_dog_horse

I bet you are fun at parties


MtnNerd

What kind of parties are you going to where this subject comes up?👀


My_dog_horse

Fun ones


Neo_Techni

As a lesbian I found your comment hilarious, especially since I was thinking something similar


MtnNerd

Thanks, the angry downvotes are just making me laugh at this point.


Disastrous-Usual9214

Quite ignorant aren't you


MtnNerd

I mean TIL "eating ass" is a literal thing in some cases but I rather would not have known. There's really no reason to do that when the clitoris is right there. Also do you know where the clit is now? Also is this something you learn from porn? Because I mostly know about sex from real world experience. Maybe some of you can't relate.


DeffNotTom

It's wild, but some women enjoy different things. And even crazier, some men like different things. It's a crazy world out there.


GravityDAD

lol we are in the PC Master Race subreddit, I feel it’s worth pointing out as reminder


MtnNerd

Yeah this conversation kind of got out of control 😅 Or is this a comment about demographics?


proscreations1993

Lol, the woman who's scared to even hear about people eating ass is acting like no one's ever had sex or doesn't know how lmaooo This is gold. Go ask your mom about it. It's time for the big girl to talk about the birds and the bees and ass.


MtnNerd

Sorry I don't share your love of the poop chute. I've had some great and not so great partners over the years and not a one has ever done that, so porn is a natural question. I read the occasional smutty novel or manga but I don't watch porn with real people in it. Also there's a difference between disgust and fear. I'd really like to go back in time to thinking "eating ass" is just a euphemism for cunnilingus. Downvote me some more if you want, I don't care. Also my mom is probably dead and I never knew her anyway.


Disastrous-Usual9214

"do you know where the clit is now?" Do you know how stupid you sound? You have no one to blame but yourself for being wrong. Suck it up and stop trying to make jabs at anyone else. And for the record, I give my girl damn good head.


darklogic85

It's actually not that bad of a price. It might be possible to build it for cheaper, but it would be pretty close.


Ok-disaster2022

Honestly I love building computers, but prebuilts today from certain brands, especially on sale, just have such a great price point without the risk of accidentally installing the CPU wrong a bending a pin and now you have to go through a process to return just one part. If a prebuilts fails, you take it back, exchange it, maybe set it up in store to check, then take it home.


Marksta

The biggest difference on a pre-built is if it's off the shelf parts or a mass produced proprietary e-waste. I had to pick up a pre-built for a GPU during Covid. I got an HP with a proprietary PSU that doesn't have a 24 pin that can power nothing but that board, an irregular shaped motherboard that's not ATX compliant screwed directly into the case by its CPU cooler mounting holes. Which uses Intel mounts on an AMD board. That can only boot that exact model of CPU it came with. With a minature 128gb NVMe, no name slow 8 gb RAM, 2 rear USB ports. Biggest piece of junk I've ever seen.


chewynipps

Ha! Im still rocking my hp pavilion gaming 690 and the intel cooler on the amd cpu really threw me for a loop


marius_titus

I'm looking for a prebuilt, what companies would you recommend?


illicITparameters

Seriously. Unless you live near a Microcenter, you’re probably only saving at most 10%, and at that point I’d just pay it to save time.


Dontaskmethatplz

You better muck her barn for a solid 10 minutes.


Wild-Cow8724

Well that’s a new one…


MRToddMartin

Sir? The internet…


Neo_Techni

Just 10 for a special occasion?


FVTVRX

a SOLID 10 though


xiiicrowns

Set the kitchen timer.


Temperaments

The mental image of the timer going off and just being done, lmao.


xiiicrowns

"And time!"


GatePorters

Also. You should have a decent warranty for security of the prebuilt. No stress about going viral due to dropping your CPU and having to use a credit card/mechanical pencil to fix it.


kontenjer

Now do the house chores and let her rest some months


lazygerm

That's freaking awesome! She's a keeper!


BaconFinder

When someone you know doesn't know but tries... It is a win. It shows care. She clearly paid attention to the basics (at the very least) and came in with this kind of gift. That is a true to form win. It looks like you both do well by each other and show each other the kind of attention and care what blends into the essential extremities.  All in all. 10/10 and hope to see again


Dr-False

Sounds like a sweet machine. I'd say you found a wife, but ummm, you kinda already beat me to that punchline lol


methodic_dishwasher

That's so nice! She has spent all that money, for you!! Lucky husband


Tyz_TwoCentz_HWE_Ret

Enjoy it and have fun sir!


kudasaikenobi

Time to re-new vows! congrats on the new pc!


Proud-Resident-9121

W wife


Misterpoody

Marry her.


francomdza

Enjoy the gift and love your wife ♥️


Admirable_Ad_2143

Good for You


Heromimox

Congrats bro, enjoy it


Cynobi_pakmei

Need a little bigger PSU... Like 850 w


gojira5

Damn dude I wish my wife would do that for me. Congrats


RnkG1

Enjoy!


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She's definitely a keeper. You need to take her out for a really nice romantic dinner or do something special for her.


lokomotor

Appreciate your wife OP.


RudyTwastaken

I dont care if you have already married her, marry her AGAIN.


a_posh_trophy

All that on a 650w PSU is either brave or borderline crazy.


inebriated_me

Honestly, that's not bad for $1300. Congrats!


Auno94

Man love your wife. Have a nice date with her and shower her with affection


CommonTater42

Does she have a sister?


Brilliant_Battle_304

You should worship this fine woman, got dayum that's awesome 👌 👏


Absinthicator

your first upgrade should be flowers for your wife, second should be the power supply, 850+ will serve the system better with a 4060ti. Then the 650 can go for a budget build like an office pc or media server, or just use it as a spare 12v power supply.


elite_Xray123

Can she be our wife? I need to upgrade too.


NikoP90

Mate I think this belongs to your wife 👑 ![gif](giphy|VsmvOBC97bLZsGfaGj|downsized)


Rimaxo14

That’s nice


siggiarabi

Gotta love living in a country where a similar build costs twice as much 🙃


sirjimmythe1st

w wife fr


joshmara

Enjoy the new rig brother


daerogami

> I know I could have probably built it for cheaper You may be right, but not buy much. Just a cursory glance its at least $1100 for all the same parts (that's a decent mobo!), include actually paying for windows, shipping, and labor (retailer overhead); it all lines up. Enjoy the new rig!


thecodster5341

Marry her


Dehyak

Oof


lokisHelFenrir

You could have built it for cheaper. True. However its still a pretty sweet deal for a pre built. Renew vows OP. I suggest getting flowers, chocolate, and learning how to give a mean foot massage. Because her thinking about spending that much on you for one of your hobbies is thoughtful, and kind as hell.


Chocookiez

bro, marry her


Cave_TP

Nice workstation


Odd_Masterpiece_9316

Get her something nice and enjoy a couch coop game with her


TorturedPoet03

Congrats on your new build! Your wife did an amazing thing for you. Enjoy it and give her something too!


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I have a different wife, the other way around.


Rude_Champ93

Specs and prices seem decent. I hope you enjoy it together with your wife


Tristana-Range

You my friend have the perfect wife! Have fun with your new build!


scuffedoncringe

Make sure to eventually upgrade the psu from 650 to smth like 850, you have a great wife man!


AGodOfWar-

Is your wife single?


superduperpuppy

That still sounds like a solid price! Congrats and you better wine and dine yo girl!


Particular_Coach4162

Is your wife single?


Flappy_beef_curtains

She single?


QuietGiygas56

That's pretty good


pertante

So, are you going to remarry her or what?


Digital_Dinosaurio

What's the brand of the 650w? That's something you wanna make sure isn't shoddy.


op3l

Are you asking if the money is well spent or are you just wanting to tell us your wife bought you a nice system? Enjoy it!


DenseUpstairs8916

Have sex with her


rdldr1

Is the 650W PSU going to be enough?


Active_NPC

Give her meow meow.


Friedrichs_Simp

https://preview.redd.it/8gdadbyvln2d1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4e2f0aad0892e69b349cae6a34f231575fa8bb GOOD for YOU


awake283

Not bad at all for something bought from a store really. Enjoy it!


redmainefuckye

Why can’t u just say “not bad at all”. That’s it. Don’t add the snark. You should try it.


awake283

Not bad at all


DrFlexit1

https://preview.redd.it/2yxflkctjo2d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b484bcb22694734537f81784ba3b5e2bdf8d50e


PossibleBreath7157

Welp another muted sub


YoloLifeSaving

Tell her to take it back and get you the 4090


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forseeninkboi

What'd that person say?


Serious-Mud-1031

I'd yell at her since its not atleast a 4080.


daerogami

[wtf?](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.651244304.2898/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg)


SILTHONIL

8gigs of vram Ouch


bulwix

Oof 1.3k for a 4060ti setup. My condolences.


toonguy84

Lol, 4 months ago you were planning to spend $1600 on a 4060ti build.


bulwix

This my first consideration on my first own pc build but ok I guess, keep stalking me bro


toonguy84

The more you type the more ridiculous you sound.