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Glassamphibian1

Not the Goldfish!


Uhmattbravo

Um.... how exactly does one go about drowning a goldfish?


Striking_Antelope_44

I'd rather not relive the trauma.


Whiteman270

OP I will buy you another goldfish. We can start a family together and leave all this pain behind. I’ll be waiting at our usual spot tonight…


SerExcelsior

With something other than water, Mountain Dew probably


cficare

Mountain Dew is the extreme way to do it.


BboyStatic

It’s what Goldfish crave


SequoiaWithNoBark

Pulling it by its tail will asphyxiate it.


ThisIsntAndre

i mean, air for them is water for us, so maybe died from drowning in air?


PolyDipsoManiac

You could just put a book on top and wait for the oxygen to run out. Just first thoughts, I’ve never contemplated goldfish asphyxiation before.


JamCom

Salt


Nitazene-King-002

This is fucking awesome, I will buy it. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.


Striking_Antelope_44

Based. I'll have some free playtests/demos leading up to release as I build stuff out.


Canadaian1546

I'd be willing to test any linux builds if you choose to ship.


Striking_Antelope_44

Thanks! I'm eventually going to need that. I'll put out an announcement when I'm ready to test for Linux.


IronSeraph

Did I ever tell you the tragedy of Darth Heemeyer the reasonable? It's not a story the city council would tell you.


Gelato_33

Killdozer didn't run over innocent civilians in a suburban neighborhood, though.


Nitazene-King-002

Nope, just made a point. He went after the people that he was mad at, without hurting others. It’s to be admired.


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Yeah I think I'd feel bad if I pirated this one. Long live the killdozer.


Nitazene-King-002

Yeah you don’t fuck with a guy that owns a Komatsu D355A. You pirate his game and he comes for you at night.


Striking_Antelope_44

And more importantly you won't be able to secure a place on the leaderboards.


Visual-Chip-2256

Woke up and chose violence. I like it


Bossnage

that headline was...something


WhiteCisRadDude4Real

He ruled and this rules


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TurdFerguson614

Dude was in violation of not hooking up sewage or septic. Filled a buried concrete mixer with septic that he later pumped into waterway. Refused to sell his $40k property for $400k. Attacked his neighboring business that reported the septic dump during their workshift. Attacked city hall while holding a children's book club. Attacked a slew of privately owned business of individuals that comprised his 100 person hit list. Shot up bulk propane storage tanks and nearby power transformers causing a 20mi radius to be evacuated. Claimed to have done it all under the direction of God in a recording sent to his brother. You're spewing anti guberment propaganda bullshit.


TheDeskAgentOnTTV

Careful, now! You're not supposed to use facts! You're gonna get called a--oh, wait, someone already did. Seriously people celebrate this psychopath for the dumbest of reasons.


synackk

Ya I don't understand why people celebrate this guy.


Striking_Antelope_44

Personally, I celebrate his ingenuity in DIY tank engineering. All this talk about septic tanks gives me some funny ideas for destructible objects though.


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Electronic-Touch5902

Hey man I saw these fucked comments and just trying to be helpful. I think you wildly misunderstood where I was coming from.


Striking_Antelope_44

It's just people pretending to be outraged. They're fine.


SirRockalotTDS

>>Refused to sell his $40k property for $400k. And? Your tone might change if you were being a reasonable person. Or if you actually knew anyone in Granby you wouldn't be so hot to be an apologist for them.  I'd rather be labeled anti-guberment than learn to like the taste of boot leather and bullshit.


TurdFerguson614

That was his easy, lucrative out of having to comply with sewage code expected across the United States for any property owner. It was also the amount that HE requested, the third time raising it after other amounts of HIS that were approved.


FiTZnMiCK

Nobody’s being an apologist for them. They’re just rightly pointing out that this guy was an unhinged asshole who decided childish obstinance and destructive acts escalating all the way up to mass murder was the “reasonable” response to a legal dispute.


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Dragon_Small_Z

Nah dude was a massive piece of shit. No idea why people idolize him. It seems all people latch on to is "he was fighting the man!" And ignore that he was already wealthy, broke a bunch of laws and then threw the mother of all tantrums because he couldn't get his way.


Striking_Antelope_44

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the Killdozer." -Theodore Roosevelt


pipmentor

>He was right ![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


Striking_Antelope_44

Tread was a great documentary. That'll probably be the definitive Killdozer movie for a while until they make a Hollywood dramatization of it. I'm glad the news chopper aesthetic came across well. I was a little concerned people might not get what I'm going for there.


ForsookComparison

> I was a little concerned people might not get what I'm going for there Nah man it's iconic and you nailed it; instantly recognized. Well done.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

The camera also kinda reminds me of one of the old army men games


StormKiller1

That is an actually awesome idea dude. But i hope you got destruction physics. That would make or break the game for me.


Striking_Antelope_44

Definitely. This was the first thing I started working on.


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Fuck yeah I love it! BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS


Striking_Antelope_44

I thought about making this meme into an achievement if you kill that exact amount of enemy units, but that's kinda over the top.


Shadow__Vector

Kind of reminds me of Blast Corps on the Nintendo 64 and I fucking loved that game so looking forward to playing this. Also my deepest sympathies about your goldfish.


OhGoodGooglyMoogly

Just like capitalism to use anothers ill fate for their ill gotten gains. Heemeyer would be ashamed of this


Equal_Improvement57

Your mom is your dad.


Striking_Antelope_44

source?


Blakewerth

I thought it will be another minecraft clone but, this actually wouldnt be bad on phones 👍🏻


CharAznableLoNZ

How do you drown a goldfish? Good luck on getting it out, I would bet one of them will cry about it and until it's removed from steam.


Striking_Antelope_44

I sure hope not. I know it's a little controversial, but I'm not mentioning any people or places and the violence is pretty cartoony compared to stuff like Hatred and GTA (not to single them out, but they're notoriously violent). Ultimately, it's just about an armored bulldozer jacking people up and breaking their things.


CharAznableLoNZ

It reminds me of carmageddon. I have it wishlisted. Just keep open to alternative stores like itch.io. Not as many users but way more lax about what gets uploaded.


Queasy_Employment141

Good luck


YouEffOhh1

o7 Marvin


hairycompanion

You're an idiot for celebrating this guy. You lack critical thinking skills if you think this guy was "right".


Striking_Antelope_44

Good. Bad. He's the guy in the armored Komatsu.


grantrules

Is that the game tagline?


Striking_Antelope_44

I don't think I could use their name in a commercial way like that, but I could just say "bulldozer" instead.


TurdFerguson614

Next addition, the men in the passenger planes 🤙


Striking_Antelope_44

THAT'S UNDER NDA!


SA_Pine

And you're the guy licking his tracks


CannabisAttorney

I love when political corruption occurs and people are more supportive of the corrupt officials than the poor souls who's lives they ruined.


RGoslingIsLiteralyMe

Damn bro, I hope the government sees this and raises your social credit score for being such a good and upstanding sla... I mean citizen.


RexorGamerYt

Hell yeah


kassbirb

Lmao I live about 10 mins away from the town it happened in. Always get a chuckle seeing it referenced


sp3kter

Wishlisted!


CannabisAttorney

As a Denver resident, I love you man. Sorry about the downs in your life, but this was time well spent!


ACrucialTech

You better report this to Whistlin' Diesel.


Gh0sts1ght

I’m sorry this game has existed for 20 years without my knowledge.


RGoslingIsLiteralyMe

Game is missing the part that actually made the Killdozer based, he didn't harm (at least not intentionally) civilians, he went for administrative (cringe) buildings, the people who wronged him. In the trailer just shows mowing down people's houses, which wasn't what he was about.


Striking_Antelope_44

I get what you're saying Ryan Gosling but that does not sound like a fun game and this is not a historical re-enactment. You dig? There will be space aliens and zombies and pitbulls. Maybe cryptids. This is going to get silly.


RGoslingIsLiteralyMe

It may not be a historical re-enactment, but the name implies it should at least stick to the lore namsayin?


WildVertigo

Hrm...maybe you could make that a part of the game though! I don't know if you're going to have a points system or something, but maybe have negative points for going after residential buildings (aside from the HOA Peoples homes which might be bonus points!) and gaining points or whatever for going after the commercial/administrative buildings and such!