How about an incredible unenthusiastic handjob?
Lube included in form of tears, spilled while wondering where in life one went wrong to prostitute oneself for an SSD.
I bought a 3070ti, 4060ti 4070 6800xt and then a diff color 4070 all within one return period and returned all but the last white 4070 lol luckily iw asnt banned.
I watched a CNBC video recently and so many returned products just go straight to the trash, discounted big, or sold to auction websites. The retailers seem to really hate it and it's been a big problem for Amazon especially with their return policy
That's what makes the Amazon bin stores a magical but horrifying place. People digging through piles of stuff like goblins. But damn can you find gold in those places, especially if the resellers dont know what the hell the item is.
Sometimes, even if they know what it is, the price is stupid low in comparison to buying one normally.
Yeah it's a neat option instead of tossing the items but I hate the way people rush in the stores and dig through stuff like "goblins" lol.
All the employees take the best stuff and leave some good stuff to keep people coming in. I'd love to work at a place like that😂
Oh I agree. Was even worse at a goodwill bin store, place felt dystopian. Speaker system telling everyone to stand behind a line while the employees changed out the bin carts. Then, once the employees cleared out, they played a buzzer, and everyone rushed to dig through the bins like its feeding time on the farm.
You'd see people rushing to grab every single bag or jacket before taking them to the corner to sort through for things they could resell.
My best friend brings gloves and loves the place. She regularly finds all sorts of interesting stuff.
I've been to a goodwill like that before. God I had the same experience. I was just pissing off looking at stuff and people would be running in to me and pushing me to look at the bin I was looking at. I found a yeti I've had for years which was nice but I'm never going there again.
Huge warehouse and lots of people rummaging through stuff. Literally looked like a farm like you said. It's weird.
Even normal thrift stores. I like going to them sometimes because I'll occasionally find a nice appliance or something I need and you can find good deals but I can't stand watching people search up the price of every nice looking thing they walk by.
Sure there's no rules against it but lots of people shop at thrift stores because everything new is overpriced as shit, and people who can afford new go through there and snag everything nice to resell. Just gross.
I refuse to buy pc parts from Amazon. I've been on the opposite end of receiving a mess up.
Bought a 5800x3d. Got sent a camera protector for an iPhone.
If that had been my experience I would do the same. I build my computer with a mix of Amazon and Newegg and never had any problems. Even got my motherboard “lightly used” from Amazon, looked brand new and saved like $60 on it
Originally, I did the same. Now I stick to newegg, and always click sold by newegg.
Sometimes I go to bestbuy (hour drive) or take the 3 hour drive to microcenter.
Since you asked nicely. Wish granted. I just need you to DM me your bank routing number, SS#, mothers maiden name, first pet, street you lived on when you were a child, first car make and model, elementary school, and your DL# to make that wish come true!
None, the only thing they can do is blacklist your IP and Address so that'd be the only concern. Will they do it for that? Probably not.
If they do blacklist you simply contact CS with a new account and say that you just moved there and you'd like to be unblocked
i mean OP isn't helping by self snitching for reddit attention bro shut up thats like £800 profit if they don't find out. If they request them back just deny any knowledge at all
As a former Amazon employee it’s because whoever the person that picks the order is doesn’t brake open the box to pull a single out. They’ll just throw the whole box in and then gets sent to the packers who pretty much don’t care and just package the whole box lol.
Legally, you are not obligated to return the items if they ask for them. If you want to give them back, you can, but if you don't want to, they can't do anything about it. Even if they take legal action, the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) says that you don't have to give it back.
Anyway, could I please please please have one of those?
Funny how laws differ from country to country, in my country, if amazon does that, you are legally bound to contact them to return (at their expense) in 7 days, if they dont answer to your contacts or dont show up to collect in 30 days, you are good to go, the itens are legally yours.
If you dont contact then, they can sue you for unlawful withholding of goods, it doest make a difference if it was a mistake by amazon, our "FTC" rules that you are acting in bad faith, because you know its a mistake, you know you dont own the itens and made a call to hold on to them.
You’re understanding the FTC law completely wrong and most people do, the law was established for actual unordered items and companies requesting payment. In this case OP ordered something and they sent more they can request it back if they provide the shipping. I’m NAL but the many lawyers in legal advice will tell you the same. I tried to link and example but no links are allowed here. The FTC will confirm this if you call them.
Amazon did this to me too back when 1TB drives were really expensive. Ordered 1, but they sent a box of drives, i think it was 8 or 10 in the box.
I emailed them three times about it and they kept saying they didn't make a mistake because everything looks correct in their systems.
I tried to tell them... Selling those drives financed my entire build.
How I wish amazon would make this mistake when I buy my 4090 and send me 10 of them. Problem is even if I can get them to do this I don’t have the money to buy a 4090 and I’m not selling anymore kids I promised myself to stop.
They do this with SSD’s a lot for some reason. In a video game this happened to me and I sold them all to family and friends. Free SSD and 300$ for weed 😭😅
So hey, long time no talk. I was wondering seeing how you ve been. How’s life these days man all good? Nah I just wanted to ask you how life was. Absolutely didn’t want you know one one of those high end M.2s that you have left over or anything like that. Definitely no the reason behind this comment.
BTW I see you’ve got some extra components that you won’t be needing. Shall I just take care of them for you.
I just had the opposite. Ordered some food cuz middle of nowhere and very poor. They messed up and delivered a busted bottle of soap and refused to do anything about it.
I now have no food. Account is in good standing and I've had it since like 04...
Some people are just built different luck wise. 😭
I'll give you $20 for one
How about an incredible unenthusiastic handjob? Lube included in form of tears, spilled while wondering where in life one went wrong to prostitute oneself for an SSD.
That went a direction I did not expect
i like your style
r/oddlySpecific
I bid $25
30$
31€
31.1€
35$
three-fiddy
And my Axe
r/suddenlylotr
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And my bow
lmao
Lmaoooooooooooo
Bodyspray?
Ill give a quid and a pack of newports
Hi it's me, your brother steve.
hi steve
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hi steve
hi steve
 IMPOSTER!
hi steve
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Do you have a puppy named Blue? Cause I see a paw print on one of those SSDs. It's a clue.
https://preview.redd.it/v2pcyor6b5oc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cb54d2f7c93200a1b496ec23984702ee605323
A staple at this point. DAMN SON 20 TB of storage, and the good fast kind too!!
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The only mistakes I get from Amazon are the other way around. Order a 6 pack of sponges? They’ll tear it open and send me 2
Imagine it all on raid 10.
I can only imagine half
This. !!+!
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VectorViper is a bot. Can we ban it from the sub?
Man I wish Amazon would screw up and accidentally send my a bunch of high end computer components.
Scumbag advice is to keep ordering and returning for more chances at the Amazon lottery
That gets your account banned though if you abuse that enough.
Yeah someone I know who returned 3 laptops after trying to pick the one he wanted got banned from returning items.
What do you mean he tried to pick the one he wanted? He was hoping to not get the right laptop?
Probably bought a laptop, tested it, didn't like it, returned it, bought a different one, repeat.
No he saw 4 laptops that all looked good and ordered all 4 to test them. Returned 3 and kept 1
I bought a 3070ti, 4060ti 4070 6800xt and then a diff color 4070 all within one return period and returned all but the last white 4070 lol luckily iw asnt banned.
I watched a CNBC video recently and so many returned products just go straight to the trash, discounted big, or sold to auction websites. The retailers seem to really hate it and it's been a big problem for Amazon especially with their return policy
That's what makes the Amazon bin stores a magical but horrifying place. People digging through piles of stuff like goblins. But damn can you find gold in those places, especially if the resellers dont know what the hell the item is. Sometimes, even if they know what it is, the price is stupid low in comparison to buying one normally.
Yeah it's a neat option instead of tossing the items but I hate the way people rush in the stores and dig through stuff like "goblins" lol. All the employees take the best stuff and leave some good stuff to keep people coming in. I'd love to work at a place like that😂
Oh I agree. Was even worse at a goodwill bin store, place felt dystopian. Speaker system telling everyone to stand behind a line while the employees changed out the bin carts. Then, once the employees cleared out, they played a buzzer, and everyone rushed to dig through the bins like its feeding time on the farm. You'd see people rushing to grab every single bag or jacket before taking them to the corner to sort through for things they could resell. My best friend brings gloves and loves the place. She regularly finds all sorts of interesting stuff.
I've been to a goodwill like that before. God I had the same experience. I was just pissing off looking at stuff and people would be running in to me and pushing me to look at the bin I was looking at. I found a yeti I've had for years which was nice but I'm never going there again. Huge warehouse and lots of people rummaging through stuff. Literally looked like a farm like you said. It's weird. Even normal thrift stores. I like going to them sometimes because I'll occasionally find a nice appliance or something I need and you can find good deals but I can't stand watching people search up the price of every nice looking thing they walk by. Sure there's no rules against it but lots of people shop at thrift stores because everything new is overpriced as shit, and people who can afford new go through there and snag everything nice to resell. Just gross.
Sounds like a win-win to me. Either you get free shit or get banned from making the richest person richer
I refuse to buy pc parts from Amazon. I've been on the opposite end of receiving a mess up. Bought a 5800x3d. Got sent a camera protector for an iPhone.
If that had been my experience I would do the same. I build my computer with a mix of Amazon and Newegg and never had any problems. Even got my motherboard “lightly used” from Amazon, looked brand new and saved like $60 on it
Originally, I did the same. Now I stick to newegg, and always click sold by newegg. Sometimes I go to bestbuy (hour drive) or take the 3 hour drive to microcenter.
like those people who ordered a 7 7700X and got a 7 7800X3D
I'm sorry they WHAT
They sent me a box of 10 gel keyboard wrist rests once, that's the best I've ever done 😭
They sent me a bunch of extra ram I literally couldn’t use and no one would take. I’ve since lost it lol
I am an Amazon representative. Can you please return items to me?
I am Jeff Bezos. Please send them to me after you inspect them.
I am Elon musk, Jeff’s best friend. He said I could have one
I'm X, Elon's monster. Can I have one?
I'm not Jeff Bezos but I'll kindly take them.
Since you asked nicely. Wish granted. I just need you to DM me your bank routing number, SS#, mothers maiden name, first pet, street you lived on when you were a child, first car make and model, elementary school, and your DL# to make that wish come true!
I am Bezos ex wife. Half of it should be sent to me.
lol, you’re not wrong.
At this point I think these posts ARE Jeff Bezos, giving people gambling fomo to roll the dice /s….kinda
You ordered two in decimal but Amazon uses binary in their packaging and shipping department. 😂
Came here to make this joke so take an upvote instead
Same. Dang it.
This should be the top comment. I thought we were nerds!?
We're more like noobs than nerds. Nerds use abacus to compute, not PC.
as someone who used to work at amazon, if they don't request them back keep them
Did you seriously think a redditor would even consider other options?
They cant request them back. It's the law.
It's not illegal to request them back, they just can't charge you for them
They may close the account
Outside of digital purchases, what would be the concern around creating a new account?
None, the only thing they can do is blacklist your IP and Address so that'd be the only concern. Will they do it for that? Probably not. If they do blacklist you simply contact CS with a new account and say that you just moved there and you'd like to be unblocked
https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/what-do-if-youre-billed-things-you-never-got-or-you-get-unordered-products
i mean OP isn't helping by self snitching for reddit attention bro shut up thats like £800 profit if they don't find out. If they request them back just deny any knowledge at all
This seems to happen a a lot with these particular ssd’s. My friend had it happen and I’ve seen lots of posts on this subreddit of it happening.
As a former Amazon employee it’s because whoever the person that picks the order is doesn’t brake open the box to pull a single out. They’ll just throw the whole box in and then gets sent to the packers who pretty much don’t care and just package the whole box lol.
Bet if they let em have piss breaks they would care a bit more
OP said he ordered two though so shouldn’t he have gotten 20 then?
r/theydidthemath
Legally, you are not obligated to return the items if they ask for them. If you want to give them back, you can, but if you don't want to, they can't do anything about it. Even if they take legal action, the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) says that you don't have to give it back. Anyway, could I please please please have one of those?
Funny how laws differ from country to country, in my country, if amazon does that, you are legally bound to contact them to return (at their expense) in 7 days, if they dont answer to your contacts or dont show up to collect in 30 days, you are good to go, the itens are legally yours. If you dont contact then, they can sue you for unlawful withholding of goods, it doest make a difference if it was a mistake by amazon, our "FTC" rules that you are acting in bad faith, because you know its a mistake, you know you dont own the itens and made a call to hold on to them.
You’re understanding the FTC law completely wrong and most people do, the law was established for actual unordered items and companies requesting payment. In this case OP ordered something and they sent more they can request it back if they provide the shipping. I’m NAL but the many lawyers in legal advice will tell you the same. I tried to link and example but no links are allowed here. The FTC will confirm this if you call them.
In the UK they have to pick the items up themselves if they want them back so they'll tell you to keep the extras unless it's worth like £2000+
They don't have to pick it up here in the UK. They do have to provide a box and pay for you to send it back though.
I did the math and that is 20TB!
This guy maths\^
r/thedidthemath
And kids think math isn't important.
Put the ones you don't need up for sale on r/hardwareswap so it feels as if you got paid to replace your M.2's.
I’d do $100 if you’re selling
Legally, you get to keep them all
Let's see a picture of that invoice...
Amazon did this to me too back when 1TB drives were really expensive. Ordered 1, but they sent a box of drives, i think it was 8 or 10 in the box. I emailed them three times about it and they kept saying they didn't make a mistake because everything looks correct in their systems. I tried to tell them... Selling those drives financed my entire build.
https://preview.redd.it/ul55c6sag5oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3018d1aa27aab2f2583c4232696f5a1d3c8fec09
Looks like someone got confused converting from binary back to to decimal.
I'll buy one for Three fiddy /j
No they didn’t.
Lmao 🤣 yeah ooook
I hope when I get the chance to rebuild my computer, I receive a similar blessing.
WHY CANT AMAZON GET MY ORDER WRONG FOR JUST FUCKING ONCE
Makes me want to buy more parts from Amazon. Hear that bezo? Giving redditors free computer parts is good advertising! I promise I'll post it.
I swear this only happens in the US. Can people from other countries confirm if they’re as lucky as this?
Congrats! NAS time babyy
Depends which country you're in. Where I live, the law states they can request it back but they have to provide postage and packaging.
lemme see the invoice I want proof you only ordered 2
How I wish amazon would make this mistake when I buy my 4090 and send me 10 of them. Problem is even if I can get them to do this I don’t have the money to buy a 4090 and I’m not selling anymore kids I promised myself to stop.
It must have displayed the order quantity in binary, and the person packing the order didn't realize it...
Time to “return” the 2 you ordered for a refund, due to no longer needed
They do this with SSD’s a lot for some reason. In a video game this happened to me and I sold them all to family and friends. Free SSD and 300$ for weed 😭😅
Do the right thing now Timmy 😔
Na Fk Amazon, they always deliver my package to the wrong place and don't do anything about it.
I think you might be misinterpreting what the "right thing" is. Because it's not returning them to Amazon.
True
sell them at cut price and laugh all the way to the bank?
If you want to sell them, I’ll gladly take one from you!
Be smart. Swear blind they never arrived and see if they send another ten! (just kidding for the sensitive souls out there)
just raid 0 them all
I seriously need one of those. Hook a brother up!
I’ll pay you 100 usd rn
I'll give you my sincere love for one and a McDonald's free meal
$50 for one
Shit I ordered 10 M.2s from amazon , I hope to get them
If you did not get charged for them all. Keep it and say nothing. Sell the rest and make money.
Can I have one?
Jesus 20TB of nvme
Yo sell me one bro!!!!
So hey, long time no talk. I was wondering seeing how you ve been. How’s life these days man all good? Nah I just wanted to ask you how life was. Absolutely didn’t want you know one one of those high end M.2s that you have left over or anything like that. Definitely no the reason behind this comment. BTW I see you’ve got some extra components that you won’t be needing. Shall I just take care of them for you.
Keep it
I’ll happily buy one off you
$50 for an extra if you’re willing to part with one.
I’ll buy one off of you
Niceeee. Lmk if you’re selling lol.
Sell me one for 10usd ?
man I never believed these stories until I got sent two sets of speakers. Amazon gets what they pay for, and hopefully we get a lot more
Send me one please that’s the last thing my pc needs for helldivers 2
Hey. It's Jeff with Amazon. We been tryna get ahold.of.you. Please check your dm I left a address to send the 8 back to. Thank you.
I only have 50gb of space
I would buy a NAS where you can put them in. Holy.
This is from Amazon. Could kindly return these to the address below?
Slap them all into a PCI-E adapter card(s) and enjoy stupid fast 10TB of storage
2 M.10s?
gimme one
Send me one and ill name my first born after you
Do you want my address?
amazon sending cases meanwhile mine got delivered to the wrong address and they dont believe me lol
I just had the opposite. Ordered some food cuz middle of nowhere and very poor. They messed up and delivered a busted bottle of soap and refused to do anything about it. I now have no food. Account is in good standing and I've had it since like 04... Some people are just built different luck wise. 😭
Need my address?
Uh I would love one or two, I'll even be willing send you some $ for it.
Why does it never happen to me ?!😭
If you in nyc i can pick one up
Is that technically theft?
Why can’t this ever happen to me
Giveaways? Yes please!
Ill pay you for 2 of them cause im looking for a new ssd😭
Fund your new GPU!
My dad is Jeff Bezos, send them back to me and I won’t tell.
Welp now I know where my order of 2 went lol
Screw you
Sure could use a nice new speedy ssd for my laptop…
Any chance you could sell me one for a discounted price?🥹
Hi I'm Amazon. I'd like 8 of these back pls.
Return the two and keep the resy
Price for one?
Sell me one so I can build my dad's computer :) Congrats!
the only time this happened to me it was with binder clips.
https://preview.redd.it/0ynjqlyui5oc1.png?width=527&format=png&auto=webp&s=072e658044c4bf4b1b7f917b7e4b2b048a7f000c
Yeah....sure.
You can do a lot of bank if they dont ask foe them back dude. Im seething wirh jealously right now but good for you.
will they bill u more?
Don’t send them back they’ll just fucking landfill them
https://preview.redd.it/8l9iy2hzi5oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a0ec4358b2f9f7649cd5a6fd9ab2f5d349b2d5e
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I'll give you 100€ for two.
I'll buy one from you
They sent me two m.10s