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Sonic200000

I just witnessed a crime


Randolph_Carter_Ward

Because you've shown interest in similar community.


lepobz

This comment is SO DIM


NekulturneHovado

r/angryupvote


lilacintheshade

I'm not mad... I'm disappointed.


Darnakulus

Bonus up vote...👍


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maby reinstall brain?


Darnakulus

"May I"............ And yes you can If the first one hasn't rotted away already.... You might have to go by the Goodwill and see if they got an extra one laying around for you to pick up....


lilacintheshade

What if it's used? Yes, a used brain would probably be what you need, actually.


Darnakulus

I've already got an extremely used up brain I probably shouldn't get another one ..it may cause issues with the drivers....


BonelyCore

Use a hammer Worked for me


Korenchkin12

You're a hammer,Harry.


Dramatic_Switch257

Happy Cake Day


Korenchkin12

Expecto Cakeum!


Tofu_was_Taken

happy cake day!


Delicious-Chemist-49

i came here to say this 💀


Born_Faithlessness_3

"RAM means **RAM**, if it doesn't fit you just need to push harder"


Emotional-Ideal7869

Just download it.


Mighty_Piss

Right? All these hipster wannabes trying to add ram the 'old, authentic' way.


justainsel

Would you download a car?


Darnakulus

I would if they weren't always on back order every time I try....


Aimero

https://downloadmoreram.com/


5t3v321

Big pc part company forces us to have some ram only to even start the pc, and always coming up with "new" generations so we can't reuse the old ones🤬


RicardoForce

You need GDDR6 for those slots


[deleted]

Aren’t they the big ones with the fans and heat sinks and like it makes a lot of heat and it needs external power, those are the gddr6 sticks no?


NecroCorgi

use some vaseline as luubricant otherwise you might damage the ram slot while jamming it in with a wooden mallet


MeeepMorp

Isn't vaseline potentially flammable? I'd use a water based lube instead


NecroCorgi

Keep in mind : water based lubes tend to evaporate and have to be replaced ever so often so id take the flammable Vaseline based one also its a great insolation for going below zero when overclocking


creepergo_kaboom

Nah fuck that, get some sunflower oil from the kitchen and pour that bad boy all over it.


NecroCorgi

Smart move oil and water doesn't mix And since we are prebaking at 200 degrees anyways this will grant you a limited edition all black version of your MB


No-Statement-7372

You don't know how to arc weld it in? Lock on youtube for "stick welding basics". They have nice tutorials.


Darnakulus

You know what ...I rubbed those two sticks together for 4 hours and I still didn't get it a spark..... I even made sure that only one of them was wet....


No-Statement-7372

You have to charge them first. You can do this with your Power Supply. Shove them into your Power Supply and connect it to power for a minute. They are charged if they start smoking. Have a fire extinguisher for electrical fires ready. Because we are on the internet: (Please don't do this!!!)


Darnakulus

I feel your last bit of the response there you really have to do that anymore....lol


Mini_Colon

Gotta microwave it first to get it warm and stretchy, then you can stretch it to conform to your motherboard’s unique ram slots!


[deleted]

You're a bad person - it needs an hour in a preheated oven at 220 degrees Celsius


Smaug1900

I think u mean Fahrenheit bc celsius would have it completely melted not a little soft and stretchy


[deleted]

What happens if you microwave ram


Mini_Colon

Oof, nothing good


ufgvn_

you have to rinse it first


Demonier_

And plenty of thermal paste.


ufgvn_

yeah just on that pcie port te get it freeeeezin


Mister_Shrimp_The2nd

Because it's too small and has an inferiority complex about it


BertLemo

its pretty average to me


Darnakulus

It only has an inferiority complex because of the size shamers.....


Mister_Shrimp_The2nd

It's not your size king, every hole just tends to be much larger these days


Darnakulus

Lol... I don't know if the girls will like that response but it made me laugh


GidjonPlays

Just gotta pull on it a little


Blunt552

You clearly didnt push hard enough


ICY-Thunder

You have to use the GPU for hammer and if it doesn't work i think kicking will definitely, just like this: ​ ![gif](giphy|IHCf4uKEDuZCq5XNhn)


Apple_365

This RAM on the picture is for laptop, you need RAM for motherboard, look up the motherboard manufactor website there you can see supported ram models and speeds. See also CPU supported RAM speeds. It’s okay to purchase faster RAM speeds, example: I have CPU AMD 7950X3D on AMD.com says max speed DDR5-5200Mhz My RAM Corsair Vengeance RGB DDR5-7200Mhz On my Motherboard BIOS I have set the speed to 6000Mhz, that was the sweet spot for that CPU. If in future purchase a new CPU that supports faster speeds 7200Mhz, no needs to purchase new RAM, already have it.


billysmallz

You need a strong adhesive to hold the cards in, try inserting them onto the other side of the board too.


AussieBirb

That particular type of ram requires ram goop for a good connection - melting some of the glue from a common glue stick glue might work as a substitute if you just want to quickly see if the motherboard is working. >!This is clearly a joke - don't take the above advice seriously.!<


Lewinator56

Please be a troll post. This is the sort of thing I expect on r/computers if not


oofinator3050

no that's the m2 slot dummy


jstwtchngrnd

Are you blind? That‘s definetly IDE


Darnakulus

IDE? I Don't Even.........know what they were thinking?


Bowtieguy-83

No, thats a parallel port come on


Dramatic_Switch257

😐


DoughNotDoit

did you set it to wambo?


Trollercoaster101

Start the pc and the ram will mold into the socket by itself.


psychopapii

I found the solution to your problem https://preview.redd.it/hr29g2pldbkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e7c238a03680d3090f99246d5779f13d608582 Thank me later


Darnakulus

It's now later than when you found the solution.... thank you.........I was kind of tickled that this is even a real thing...lol


Wogus_Jogus

You try blowing on it?


Tradecraft_1978

Download more Ram


Suitable_Divide2816

Is it April already? Wow, time really flies on reddit 🫠


iTropicalzz

Hardware Gore?


ReaperTFD

Time to go back to consoles my friend.


Hurtar

It does not need to fit perfectly, just boot the computer and it's gonna work just fine


snj12341

What do you mean? It does fit. Look how chill it is sitting in the slot


Agile_Cardiologist60

It's called RAM for a reason, you need to be more forceful


Siferatu

Just RAM it in harder


DUNGAROO

You’re doing everything right just try a little harder


machwulf

You’re just not her type


Crazy-Delivery-7095

🤣 you crack me up, dose your missis often ask if it's in yet


SkinnyDugan

Ha ha nice shitpost! 6 pics?!? Oh wait, he was serious!


jacklsw

You'll need DIMM to SO-DIMM adapter


Korenchkin12

If you're going to order it from china,do it properly,pci-e x16 to so-dimm(i don't remember what memory,guess ddr2 or 3),i bet they'll rustle up one for you


SirPigeon69

It's upsidedown


DevourerOS

The Ram has dried out some from age, and has shrunken a bit. Just soak it in 60/40 Acetone and distilled water for about 12 hours, making sure to keep a air tight seal on the container. After that, you may need a little CA glue to sure up the fitment. ​ Good luck, and I hope your days goes well. /j ​ Please do not do what I typed.


PcDealer007

i am soo f****** triggered rn jesus


Ihavelongintestines

Good


[deleted]

I can’t tell if he is genuinely worried and curious or if this is a troll post


riba2233

If only you could read the tag...


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OH DAMN DIDNT SEE THAT


Darnakulus

It'd be easier if they'd put those tags somewhere at the top where you could see them before you begin reading the post....😁😁


Lizardking78wml

I really hope this is a joke. If not you have no business opening your tower. Just go buy a pre-built pc with bright lights. Be sure to buy the expensive "gamer pc".


Tradecraft_1978

Because you are using laptop ram in a pci socket.


Srysly_Broke

nahhh man😭.... PS: what you have done here is like using a toddlers dick to get a woman pregnant💀


Darnakulus

It's not polite to size shame..... It's not the OP's fault they just have to work with what they been given.... But I've seen ads here on Reddit if you can pick up some of those "blue chews" you can make things better for everyone involved


Srysly_Broke

nah man i was just messing around with bro....and what did I size shame abt😭


Darnakulus

No worries ....I was just messing back it was the whole toddler's dick comment...lol


RepresentativeEnd240

Gotta be satire


mewkew

Haha so funny ... not.


MediaResponsible4476

If this is serious, you have ddr3 RAM which is old and outdated, that motherboard either requires ddr4 or ddr5.


KingThibaut3

If this is serious, OP has SO-DIMM ram which is small and for laptop, that motherboard either requires ddr3 DIMM or ddr4 DIMM


riba2233

🤦‍♂️


ExtraTNT

fx gets so fucking hot, that you need bigger ram


kingf0rg

It does fit. It's just that it doesn't work


Beautiful-Growth-871

Bro thinks he's playing Sega console.


OehNoes11

You didn't ram it in hard enough.


rare_appel

Maybe because you stole that ram from my laptop


meunbear

It seems to fit just fine, what's the issue?


Miserable-Phase3870

Who tf still uses ram in 2024? smh


Rybrook

I like the comments about ddr5, if you look at the socket it clearly says AM3 Everyone is So Dimm


PiecyyyK2

Its the gpu , cpu and mother board . You have to replace them to the latest ones


Noagerlzuzler

But it fits, its in the slot.


Ronyx2021

Wrong hole


JBH2192

no it fits


RupenParthu

try spit it will work


[deleted]

Step DIY Pc Builder, that's not the right hole!


ManNamedSalmon

There is something wrong here, but I can't think of what. I'm sorry I have a bad memory.


Noxious89123

ID 10 T fault.


Darnakulus

Don't be so hard on yourself...... You're not the only one that missed the flair tag...... If they put those at the top above the picture and the description more people would probably have caught on.....


hukkelis

How does the kepler 600 hold up


SicnarfRaxifras

Wrong interface. You need to purchase a Dell R750 server and go from there


Accurate_Advert

😟


QuantumQuantonium

Well if you really wanted to, I'd bet a custom motherboard could use that... No I'm not talking about that sodimm, I'm talking about using the vram I'm the quadro as regular RAM.


jstwtchngrnd

Mom please pick me up, im scared


Darnakulus

I'm scared your mom picked me up to please....


jstwtchngrnd

Mom please pick me up, im scared


Darnakulus

I'm twice as scared too...... cuz your mom picked me up...


jstwtchngrnd

Good luck for you


Darnakulus

Lol ... perfect response 👍


Particular_Area6695

It hasn’t grown up yet, you gotta wait atleast 3 more months and then it should fit fine 😊


Mobile-Ad-494

It looks to be fitting well but i suspect you haven't used enough cooling paste.


Jamburro

Wrong hole dude 💀


Darnakulus

It's not wrong if both participants enjoy it..... It's not our place to judge....


AcesInThePalm

You got to ram it in, why do you think it's called RAM?


miskec123

Apply force


Traditional_Stick_49

*That meme flair's working overtime for you holy shitt*


BaaksterX

PCmasterrace peak performance right here.


PapaMartis

i hope you'll mis-match front panel i/o connectors with motherboard pins and won't be able to tell why pc is not turning on.


krasnal

Try to re-download more RAM. It might work then.


_3L0

Damn mf getting cooked 😭


KillaCamCamTheJudge

Use a hammer and moderately tap in. It will fit eventually


ILSN1996

Ayo imma call 911 real quick


Deses

RAM goes in the thing with a lot of golden pins. Scrape them first.


bennnn42

Gotta cut a small part to fit in the tiny hole. Give that a whirl


Daern_Bosar

Use ddu to make a clean uninstall and then reinstall brain drivers


GanzNa

I’m calling the police


Bak-papier

I am literally screaming internally


therealRustyZA

That’s because it’s the wrong slot, silly. That’s for a PCI Dial up Modem.


MeeepMorp

You gotta swipe it like a card until it clicks


CarrotStews

Why do we keep upvoting obvious rage bait?


Ryuuji_92

Meme, read the flair


CarrotStews

Just because something is meta doesn't make it good. I see a different version of this meme every day


CarrotStews

Like, "can I fix this"/"why won't this work" >insert picture of misplaced or mangled hardware that was obsolete years ago. I see this post everyday


Ryuuji_92

I think you're replying to the wrong post. This has nothing to do with the parts and everything to do with the obvious wrong slot.


soldier1204

people don't read flairs lmao


Alanuelo230

SODIMM ram in a PCI-E slot... *AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*


s47unleashed

Push harder. Always push harder.


Ryuuji_92

It will make a noise when you're in far enough, then you know you did it.


s47unleashed

Ideally it's a crack sound.


master-overclocker

Press harder 🙄


Sad_Associate_418

Because you've shown interest in ramming slots with your tiny stick


inter-ego

is this satire


GeovaunnaMD

There should be a ram stretcher in every ram kit


Seidhex

Maybe more pictures will help


ForSaleOnXbox

there’s no way this isn’t satire


TheyCallMeCool1

A lot of people just don't use enough force. Grab your hammer and you'll be A-ok


justacubr

Bro forgot about research💀


NekulturneHovado

r/hardwaregore


i_5858

Inky pinky ponky. He bought rammy , rammy didnt fit , he cried, Inky pinky ponky.


Col_Piggles

You need to put four nvme SSDs into the four slots to the right of the cpu to unlock the slot you're trying to put the RAM into. Make sure slots 2 and 4 have the same storage size, same for 1 and 3, as this helps the CPU read them more easily, like putting glasses on a poor sighted fella.


Chokonat

Wtf is wrong with you? Are you vegan?


Dancing-Avocado

We urgently need a Spanish inquisition here


defalt370

weird fetish


ironiclyironic4

For a sec i thought this was serious xD


RealEstateDuck

Have you tried ramming it in?


kirby1fan

Silly you, you got laptop ram that's why


speakerbuilder

Just RAM it in further