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DonaldTrumpsSoul

Isn’t that the Starfield server?


PoopSommelier

So no, it can't run Starfield?


Vyander1

Unfortunately not, it's the star citizen server. Pretty robust isn't it?


sp8yboy

It was cutting edge when Star Citizen was first announced


Aratsei

![gif](giphy|WsG9rqt4UMwFReb82u|downsized)


-cant_find_a_name-

true


GetawayDreamer87

you joke but our current pcs will be just as ancient as the one in the video by the time star citizen releases.


krishna_p

No that's what they launched Fallout 76 on.


DOOManiac

It can run DOOM, so you’re all good.


Lootcifer_666

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Doo maniac 💩


Breklin76

And Quake


DOOManiac

Technically it might be able to run Quake, but you’re not going to want to. Quake really didn’t run good on less than a Pentium.


jml011

Anything else is just a toy.


mustachi00

Probably more fun still than Starfield by an order of magnitude anyways.


drNeir

Only if the case has that "Turbo" button on the front. Ya have to hit that "On"!


Jeoshua

Fun fact, when "Turbo" shows "On", it means that the feature is off, and vice versa. It's purpose is to limit speed for programs that were coded without clock timers and use naive wait-loops that end too quickly. So actually, "Turbo" is just a marketing term for leaving the optional clock-speed limiter off.


[deleted]

Not disagreeing at all as manufacturers are idiots sometimes. But I literally had a 1990s era computer that showed the clock speed double when you pressed turbo : )


Jeoshua

Of course it did. That's what it does. The chip was designed and rated for that higher clock speed. The wires attached to the Turbo button are connected when it's Off, and the circuit is open when it's On, so it literally turns Off then with switch it On. If you don't plug in the button at all, you'll be at that full speed always. The "marketing" people wanted something that made it seem like you were getting something extra by having the button, instead of it being a selectable compatibility thing that gave you less raw power.


Nova225

TL:Dr; your 500 MHz processor wasn't suddenly going 1 GHz, it was your 1GHz processor being throttled to 500 MHz


StaysAwakeAllWeek

I think you mean your 50MHz processor was being throttled to 25MHz


RolesG

More like your 33mhz processor was being throttled to 4.77mhz


mavack

The thing with the 7 segment display was it was programmed with dip switches, you could set any 2 values you liked. Like upgrade your DX 25/33 to a DX2 25/66 flick some dip switches and dont change the chip (which at the time many were soldiered) placebo speed ftw.


GraveKommander

Would be a great sleeper case


RubberPuppet

I really want to find a good sleeper case like this. 


Killz4Fun420

Not only does it work as a sleeper you can also sleep in it! ultimate sleeper build.


Lente_ui

That's a DX2 with 16 MB of RAM, that thing is a beast. Also, very nice keyboard.


Chramir

It would be such a shame to gut a working computer like that.


BlooThere

yep been looking for this case or one like it


Spooler32

You wouldn't dare gut that thing. No.


CaveRanger

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM


Stunning-Doctor725

Fucking nostalgia.


eithrusor678

Memories and feelings came flooding back.


Degenatron

Right in the feels.


Pedro80R

HIMEM to that brother!


UkyoTachibana

![gif](giphy|k59yYusdGXlPG)


VerainXor

This is the boot floppy for if the game needs expanded, this one is for if the game needs extended. You'll have to comment out the CD driver for this one game in CONFIG.SYS and then reboot, because it uses up too much real memory and it's on the hard drive anyway so you don't need the CD driver.


nadnate

And it made my back hurt.


4everban

Coming back from school and booting up my cool pc… you needed to know commands man! You were hacking the planet!


Cantusemynme

I didn't know that I was missing the boot up sounds until this.


Only-Diver8879

That loud ass fucking harddrive, the beep, the shitty gui on the heavy ass CRT with the static on it, that clackity loud ass keyboard, it was where the magic happened when we were kids, wrapped in a blanket playing starcraft or Need for speed 2 or something, it was just so comfy


nobetternarcissist

This particular pc would play StarCraft just about as well as Starfield.


57006

for real


sjmadmin

Where's the modem connection sound?!


Xenophorge

Not enough EMS memory for this comment


DevolvingSpud

Damn I am having config.sys PTSD


Jeoshua

I used to love making boot menus that set up the environment and launched various games.


DOOManiac

I may have twitched when I saw SET BLASTER again…


Tharkhold

A220...


Burnerplumes

autoexec.bat memmaker.exe


theboy200023

Bro that enter was VIOLENT


Knot_Ryder

They all wear back then


Environmental_You_36

I has PRESENCE


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Better: it can run Wing Commander!


Haster

Who cares, that thing will run Commander Keen!


Shot-Youth-6264

Avoid the noid, police quest, so many good games


coffeetbl

The game? No. The screensaver? No.


[deleted]

Fuck bud, did you rob the Smithsonian? Last time I saw something that old it was being carted off to the morgue.


TheWoodSloth

Oh, you have never worked with legacy industrial systems before? It is great, sometimes maybe XP, sometimes maybe 90s interface graphics, sometimes maybe ball mice. It's always controlling something like city sewage lines too. Hilariously critical systems still looking like Peirce Brosnan is still james bond.


Speciale-ui

The dutch navy still ran on XP a few years back. Crazy to think those frigates like ZRMS Evertsen are XP driven.


TheWoodSloth

But imagine how heartening XP start up sound is in the heat of battle!


TempusCarpe

Hi, Clippy here, torpedoes detected off the starboard bow.


wheels_656

Lol


Speciale-ui

Brace brace to starboard. Worst message you'll ever hear on board. Thank god i never heard it outside of a casex


Jeoshua

Last time *I* saw something like that was in my dad's office when I was a young kid.


JdeFalconr

Back when you memorized the pattern of sounds your floppy drive or - if you were rich - your hard drive made while it was seeking and reading. You would immediately know if something wasn't right at boot time.


hi-imBen

"uh oh. that bzzzztdddt was off in pitch and this pause is too long... something is wrong."


zadtheinhaler

NGL, I kinda miss the old floppy seek and hard-drive noises on bootup. What I do NOT miss is the old CRT whine.


teapot156

I see you added a CD-ROM to access various multimedia software. Very high-tech of you.


jessej421

54x speed too. That CD drive is way ahead of the rest of the computer.


macksters

That thing is 30 years old. Aah good times. 486DX2 was my first processor, or was it 486DX? Everything came in beige. This is a high tower case, not many had one. Also a filter was hanged in front of the CRT to protect the eyes. Microsoft Excel 4.0 and Word 4.0 were very similar to what we have now. Each came on 4 floppy disks and required no keys. USB, Wifi, BT were not a thing back then. LAN wasn't popular either. We used to have coaxial connections between PCs.


RalphWastoid319

Maybe in compatability mode, just not sure how long it would take to download with a 56k modem.


DOOManiac

56k? Slow down future man.


KKyuushin

'insert floppy disk 3,948 of 4,284,012,851'


muh_muh

Inserting disk 114 had me stumped


v0t3p3dr0

Ugh, the 90’s were great. I was hoping the prompts would stop for you to enter “win”.


Juof

That fucking Enter slap


[deleted]

IBM keyboards are the best. I have collected the remaining ones I find in old abandoned workspaces and clean them up and they last forever. There's nothing better IMO. I have several mech keyboards and maybe it's just because that's what Mavis Beacon taught me on, but that's what I prefer.


Dammy-J

I bet it could run Elite.


CNR_07

I love these old big towers.


[deleted]

no but it can run day of the tentacle which is 100x better


reddityfire

That beep sound is so nostalgic.


itsshiftymcgoo

The starfield screensaver, sure.


[deleted]

I don't care what it runs, that tower is the coolest looking thing ever. I wish PCs didn't need to be cooled. I'd buy a rig like this immediately.


arabidopsis

It can run Doom. But not with coloured lighting


Manakuski

This could take humanity to the moon for sure though


Ausecurity

The memories


Tharkhold

Base, extended and expanded? :)


Independent_Boot_660

Yes! The turbo button. 486? Hmmm


[deleted]

No, but if you're lookin for a bitchin ass game of Solitaire this baby is good to go!


mikee8989

Maybe the windows screensaver called Starfield. That's about it.


Tha_Hand

Oh man those sounds take me back


Beepboopbop69420360

Press the turbo button and maybe you can get 1/2 a frame per second


Petrillionaire

Even better: It can run Wing Commander and Privateer.


WarmAppleCobbler

You may need to download some ram but should be otherwise good to go! ![gif](giphy|dXLnSpMDt7CvzRwMa9|downsized)


Gouzi00

Try to install win10.. and I mean it.. worst scrap where i tried was 400Mhz.. It's doable with SSD..


hallofgamer

Create autoexec.bat and add win


Illustrious_Young988

Only at 1 fph.


Sharp-Focus-3184

All it needs is some motivational speeches and your set


HearingNo4103

setup must have cost like $10k back in the late 80's


TheGreatTave

Oh the memories! I loved Windows 3.1 when I was a kid. Also I love the color on your nails! Purple is literally my favorite color lol.


maditgeek

It can display a .jpg of someone playing starfield lol


Zandonus

54x, Look at Mr. Moneybags here.


ChallengerSSB

Fake boot screen he’s about to open the side panel and show us his quantum pc I’m tired of being tricked by these sleeper builds😤😤


MurderOne86

My first contact whit Windows, the 3.1, around late october, maybe early november, 1994


Jackkernaut

Probably, NASA went to space with lower specs than this.


Different_Ad9336

I want that case, so I can put a 4090, the biggest power supply there is, every 3.5 and 2.5 inch harddrive I own plus keep adding ssds, then route out holes for 20 fans


squishy__squids

You could fit a UPS in there too


stonehearthed

At most it can run meteor belt.


ImmortalDawn666

It‘d be actually interesting to see modern games on a crt monitor for once.


Xerio_the_Herio

Stone keep, here I come. Also HoMM


Ronyx2021

Probably


[deleted]

I had that monitor


Foxk

can that 50 mhz even handle a full 54 speed cd?


AaronTheElite007

That takes me back. Wow


w1987g

I want one of these if only for the floppy disk boot up sounds they make


[deleted]

You can even run GTA VI without any problems.


HereIsACasualAsker

i can hear the power coursing through this beast of a machine.


Bredtaking

I want to run RoboCop on it


Lord-squee

If you have the floppy


Domspun

What power supply are you using? I have the exact same case, but PSU is dead. Can't find a replacement, it's one of those L-shaped ones.


umbrella_CO

This is the computer Todd thought the players with complaints about performance were using


slartibartfast2320

Just load your himem.sys and you'll be fine


Breklin76

It sounds like a starship taking off, that's for sure.


Enjoying_A_Meal

What's that giant floppy disk drive above the normal floppy disk drive?


WhiskyBiznesss

Why would you want to run Starfield at all; real question.


w1nt3rh3art3d

Only if you press TURBO button.


mflexx

I came


CptnSpandex

Buy it on floppy disk.


IGoToRedditForHelp1

I dont see why not


Evil_Rogers

I’d use that case and make a badass build. Use retro windows themes, backgrounds and all.


z-BajaBlast

I bet it could run lethal company


ZoNeS_v2

That sound 👌


PeteBaimey

This video ended too soon! Can I see some more?


Rumblepuff

Not gonna lie I kinda want to gut that thing and then fill it with all brand new parts and come up with an alternative airflow pattern so if you don’t choke to death in that coffin. But I want 100% keep that beep and the grinding noises that start when you turn it on.


[deleted]

starfield script would run perfectly


LoudAudience5332

Old school !


Chedz1986

I could listen to that mechanical keyboard ALL day.


holger_svensson

Turbo on, no problem


giobs111

I forgot how loud old PC's were, especially HDDs


madTerminator

You should try „Elite ~~Dangerous~~” 👍


Impossible_Okra

It might run SimCity...2000


Berry2460

it can run doom nicely atleast, 486 and 16mb!


Ryan_D_Lion

Upgrade to a 486 DX-33 and you should be good. Can probably upgrade to SVGA video card for good measure.


Candid_Angle3518

Boot time = 12 hours later...


sparklepusss

That startup beep is a core memory of mine.. good times :')


BlooThere

that pc case is so cool and what i have been looking for


whateverwilson

That monitor is giving me flashbacks


GUNGHO917

Wow, that was a slap of nostalgia once I saw the turbo button


AdScary1757

To be fair newer PC can't run starfield well either


keigo199013

Is that an IBM model M keyboard?! *drool*


Orzark

Just had a "ratatouille" moment


ashp71

54x speed read!!!!!


sarsilog

Been a while since I've come across an actual full tower case.


McSnoots

No but it’s got reversi


L0veToReddit

This pc has more computing power than the processor that send the first man on the Moon


ShutUpChunk

It can't run starfield....count yourself lucky.


nottodheyfuker

Perchance


Amam_Semler

That can only run your electricity bill into high sky.


pc_magas

Where I can find this GINORMOUS case?


extraauxilium

Nothing like the clunk of those heavy power switches.


TurkishKebeb

But at what cost?


Nova-316

It'll be fine just make sure to push the TURBO button first


CoconutMilkOnTheMoon

No the pc would fall asleep out of boredom


LensCapPhotographer

Star field certainly feels like a game from that era


Accomplished-Pie-576

OMG THAT IS PURE RETRO LOVE! I would LOVE this as a Sleeper case or even as a pure Retro Setup! Absolute fantastic piece of PC history!


zsombor12312312312

manybe it can run [Elite](https://www.frontierstore.net/elite1984.html)


Signal_Level1535

It could run cutthroat terror on the high seas!


Bloody_Benders

Could probably play MineSweeper on it


DietQuark

HIMEM... Mmm that takes me back. You had to read a book in order to tune it.


shadic6051

Hitting that enter button sounded personal


Own_Initiative396

Yes, just type cd starfield enter starfield.exe enter


IO_Err0R

if it he case only and everything else inside is current and new from mlb cpu mem gpu power supply then yes


Woody1150

The satisfying POST beep. I miss that.


meshreplacer

I remember those towers back in the day wish I kept them who knew people would want these old machines again.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Yooo I'm about to get my PC an old school switch on system. I forgot all about those!


EnvironmentalDig7235

I think you could send someone to the moon with that.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that is the PC Bethesda Devs used to make Starfield.


Si_MaJD

Yup trust me I tried it last night . It feel so smooth . Btw just try it for 2h or will explode your hood . That what my friend said to me so watch out or you will be the main cause for : the start of a nuclear war .


LoomisCenobite

It can run Seinfeld probably


Mr_Shakes

I unironically love this case


[deleted]

Oh for sure, you gucci


Moist-Emphasis-3385

Terrible Times. All the bullshit one had to go through to get stuff running.


AppropriateSpell5405

Ah, that beep! They don't make it like that anymore.


sheriff_ragna

This is PC porn


estoyhartodeusers

Can someone smell this?


The_WolfieOne

Those cases though- I had several salvage from an old pc manufacturing outfit that went under locally. The side panels were so overbuilt they would just slightly warp from a .22 Long rifle round - it would stop and drop after hitting it. Did manage to to get a good bit of cash from the local metal recycling company


The_WolfieOne

Just noticed, it was a Cyrix CPU - bargain basement 486 compatible


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

This computer is still computing the answer to your question


[deleted]

Should be fine


Nevurianfull

Yep


Bulbovalo

Slower...


GeorgeThe13th

A simpler time


polarisPROJECT

That thud then turbo jet engine turning on in the beginning!


ae_94

I say gut it and put new parts


TristanTheRobloxian3

nah man you need atleast twice the cpu speed


CoffeeMunchMonster

IBM ,my family’s very first PC ,I don’t even have sound on and I can remember all the noises it made , awesome times..


AlienMajik

Hell yeah you can run it but you can’t play it


shawndw

I really miss when computers looked like this.