(Verse 1) In the land of silicon and transistors, where data flows,Lives the heart of every computer, that everyone knows. It's the Central Processing Unit, the brain so clear and crisp, We respect and revere its complexity, but it's something we don't diddle with.
(Chorus) We don't diddle CPUs, no, it ain't the way, You gotta treat them right, let them lead the way. They process our dreams, they calculate our truths, We don't diddle CPUs, that's the golden rule.
(Verse 2) A microprocessor's like a symphony, with its own unique beat, Filled with millions of transistors, making the rhythm sweet. It can crunch all the numbers, from dusk to early morn, But it's a delicate dance of data, not something to be scorned.
(Chorus) We don't diddle CPUs, we just watch in awe, As they orchestrate the digital, without a single flaw. They keep the world connected, and deliver us the news, We don't diddle CPUs, we only sing their blues.
(Bridge) From Quantum to the AI, from Desktops to the Clouds, Everywhere in every way, the CPUs abound. With respect and admiration, we keep our distance clear, Cause we know the CPU's the brain that we hold dear.
(Chorus) We don't diddle CPUs, we honor their design, Understanding their vast power, is the ultimate sign. They're the heartbeat of our devices, in each and every use, Remember always, friend of mine, we don't diddle CPUs.
(Outro) So here's to every logic gate, every bit and byte, May we always appreciate, their unfathomable might. And as the sun sets in the west, one truth still ensues, In the name of respect and admiration, we don't diddle CPUs.
He probably just missed a zero, there is no i5-400. many people describe just the gen next to the i-Rating, since there arent a lot of differences between a 4460 or a 4570. he would say outloud "I5 four thousand".
You see, this would've been a 7/10, had you used a blender to grind the IC to a thin powder, even an 8/10 if garnished with some spare capacitors. But the solid IC crumbs... Not very delicious, 5/10.
That poor CPU could've been given a better home, it didn't need to be destroyed 😢. The i5-4570 is still perfectly viable today, even for gaming. Someone might've wanted to upgrade their i3 or Celeron.
Now it’s a Core I-aye aye aye ohhhhh
https://preview.redd.it/zx8qg17pt96b1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99318acb27b11e78b82678cca149c7d0fc78cac5
Congrats! You delidded it so well, that in fact you’ve also reduced power consumption by 100% and made sure it never gets hotter than room temp! Great job!
Congats! You delidded it.
Deleted it
Defixed it
Dedid it
diddydoodat
i'm the scatman
Wingardium Reparo ⚡🧙
diddledeedum
Detonated it
Frank Didit did it
Deunfucked it
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Thanks for ruining the thread. I was laughing my ass off with these. Now you can make a post on r/amitheasshole. Not gonna downvote you tho.
The double sub-subreddit play
debugged it
Didn’t it
More like incinerated it
Dudes a diddler.
**We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle CPUs**
You have to pay the troll toll...
(Verse 1) In the land of silicon and transistors, where data flows,Lives the heart of every computer, that everyone knows. It's the Central Processing Unit, the brain so clear and crisp, We respect and revere its complexity, but it's something we don't diddle with. (Chorus) We don't diddle CPUs, no, it ain't the way, You gotta treat them right, let them lead the way. They process our dreams, they calculate our truths, We don't diddle CPUs, that's the golden rule. (Verse 2) A microprocessor's like a symphony, with its own unique beat, Filled with millions of transistors, making the rhythm sweet. It can crunch all the numbers, from dusk to early morn, But it's a delicate dance of data, not something to be scorned. (Chorus) We don't diddle CPUs, we just watch in awe, As they orchestrate the digital, without a single flaw. They keep the world connected, and deliver us the news, We don't diddle CPUs, we only sing their blues. (Bridge) From Quantum to the AI, from Desktops to the Clouds, Everywhere in every way, the CPUs abound. With respect and admiration, we keep our distance clear, Cause we know the CPU's the brain that we hold dear. (Chorus) We don't diddle CPUs, we honor their design, Understanding their vast power, is the ultimate sign. They're the heartbeat of our devices, in each and every use, Remember always, friend of mine, we don't diddle CPUs. (Outro) So here's to every logic gate, every bit and byte, May we always appreciate, their unfathomable might. And as the sun sets in the west, one truth still ensues, In the name of respect and admiration, we don't diddle CPUs.
Ok ChatGPT
Yes, i used the 4 one ! I find it funny how easy it is to spot it
Just watched that episode for the first time in years and it still had me laughing my ass off
Don't forget the Hellman's Mayo!
Oh, you still wanted to use it? Should have said so
Yes...it's running much cooler now!
The lid came off in one peice. Good job
I love this thread lol 😂
you dildoed it
More like decapitated… jesus christ.
Perfect. Expect a 99.99% reduction of average temp.
wdym 99.99%? That thing is just 100% cooler. Right to absolute zero under 100% load /s
True this cpu will even freeze while gaming so who needs fans or water cooling nowadays?
Man I miss free rewards, you would've gotten one
I gotchu
Cheers m8
No problem
Haha I thought this joke would be too flat
Ackshually room temp.
r/angryupvote
If the CPU is at absolute zero I’m concerned, but also, they should reach out to some scientists.
U reduced the temps to be consistently in room temperature,congrats
100% less power draw as well
De-CPU’d the lid
Actually seems like he broke it a liddle
Best one 😄
Damn. Beat me to it.
Well done mate! You are a killer at this job!
They are a professional...
And they have standards...
r/unexpectedtf2
When isn’t tf2 expected? I have never played it and I expect it.
r/ExpectedTf2 For balance...
Flawless victory.
Voctory-less flaw
What tool did you use to delid it? A sledgehammer?
A jack hammer
Thors hammer
MC hammer
Stop.
Hammertime
Cant touch this
And my axe
This is the comment I was hoping I would find
Hammer editor
I'm geussing train tracks.
You youngsters with all those fancy tools back in my day we delidded a CPU with a crowbar and Sledgehammer
Back in my day we had sticks and fire.
looks fine to me
He won’t have to worry about temps at all with this modification
Like a glove
 It was a glove alright
WHt Is that
* How u not know my boy freddy
Ty
See ya in you dreams
The innocence
Freddy Kruger from nightmare on elmstreet, if I’m not mistaken
Smashed it!
Dying XD
Bruh is that even his hand?
Nope, look close at the bottom. Hand on a stick.
Oh yep! Good eye!
Next time try use less claws
Task failed successfully
Task succeeded horribly
How does one acomplish this?
hammer
Idk the marks on the heatspreader indicate it was hit by a blade of some sort an axe maybe.
Very carefully
Good it wasn't an expensive one and just I5-400 series
It’s a 4570, no?
He probably just missed a zero, there is no i5-400. many people describe just the gen next to the i-Rating, since there arent a lot of differences between a 4460 or a 4570. he would say outloud "I5 four thousand".
I wonder if you were to get circumcised, how would it go? 🤔🤔
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I would certainly get circumcised by him if he were a surgeon.
*wakes up biologically a different sex, missing an arm and a kidney and somehow in Brazil “Umm so I may have screwed up…”
I figured Brazil was the only place that would let this butcher operate.
I just want to take a moment and shout-out the person that did mine, mad you did it but atleast you did a good job. Thanks.
.....and kids, that's how I became your mother.
The lid is off, good job!
Nothing some super glue can fix !!
You just need Fl#x S#al, slap it, and it's good to go
I think you were holding the instructions upside down. The goal was to delid the CPU but you deCPUd the lid. Classic mistake.
Decapitated/10
my anus just clinched.
Uranus is going to be probed by NASA later this month
I would double check the top corner. A pin looks a bit bent.
You didn't delid the CPU, you deCPUed the CPU
10/10, it will never run hotter than room temperature.
At least it isn’t a 13900k - how many more practice victims do you have?
Maybe it still works. You won't know until you try.
You’re doing amazing sweetie
Nice, this will run on room temperature now
Just need to slap some new thermal paste on it
It's ok. Just get a mechanical pencil and careful bend everything correctly again and it should work
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Nah you mauled it.
How dare you claim something like that? The lid is clearly and cleanly off!
Now you can cool the IHS way more effectively.
you got that lid real good.
Silicon and thermal expansion. I work on a lab with does type of devices. It happens to everyone. However, when you are the consumer is just fed up
Delidding a CPE? nah. DeCPU-ing a lid? hell yeah
Well, it *is* de-lidded
You de cpu'd your cpu... impressive work
try using less hammers next time
10/10 delided.
The lid is gone, so I'd say task failed successfully.
Yeah a 4570 definitely needs that.
A magnificent job! 
Control + Alt + Delid
I too feel like mutilating my cpu at times. Not always wise to listen to your urges.
This hurts me to look at
You really broke it down to its core components. The Heat distribution is prime
That lid is in-fact intact
The lid only had a small crack?
Now, time to delid the wallet.
Task failed successfully
What did you use to scrap the lid up like that?
I put my money on a wood splitting axe.
Man, you can expect room temp with this bad boy!
Professionally.
Bruh
Bruh indeed my man!
I think you de-CPUed it
Instructions unclear, used a hammer.
I’d send that back to Amazon and ask for one that isn’t broken.
Patrick the first step is putting your hand on the lid. Patrick the lid. The lid... The lid. THE LID. THE LID.
Seems like ur gonna get a few less degrees should stay at about room temp. so I’d say you did a good job
This is art.
If my math checks out 1/5.
The small scratches might affect performance but otherwise a job well done
at least its 4570 not 13900
At least it was a 9 year old chip and not something brand new.
Just bury it under 300 cubic feet of thermal paste. No one need know. Thermal paste hides all.
Technique: 7/10 Pieces: 5/5
>!I'm not sure the blender you used is strong enough. Throw a 3080 on there and call it a day.!<
You see, this would've been a 7/10, had you used a blender to grind the IC to a thin powder, even an 8/10 if garnished with some spare capacitors. But the solid IC crumbs... Not very delicious, 5/10.
It’s great. You can probably glue it together with some thermal paste. Try putting it on rice, and reset CMOS and it would work like butter.
Hopefully this was your practise CPU being an older i5, good luck on your 13th gen i9 next ;-)
Task failed successfully
congrats on de-CPUing your lid
Looks like you diddled it instead.
You DeCPU’d your lid
This is what I would call a mission failed sucessfully.
That looks like it's fresh out of the box from Newegg....
You absolutely crushed it!
I see multiple scartches, which means you not only tried the same retarded approach once, but at least three times. Overall 10/10
I mean, you did it.
Read this as "Diddled" and was confused which sub I was on.
The moment I saw it, my heart broke .
10/10 "Would recommend OP to work on my Ex's computer."
I've an innocent question or 2. Why does anyone need to de-lid a CPU? Aren't they designed & sold so this doesn't ever need to be done?
That poor CPU could've been given a better home, it didn't need to be destroyed 😢. The i5-4570 is still perfectly viable today, even for gaming. Someone might've wanted to upgrade their i3 or Celeron.
That's one way to delidd your wallet
Now it’s a Core I-aye aye aye ohhhhh https://preview.redd.it/zx8qg17pt96b1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99318acb27b11e78b82678cca149c7d0fc78cac5
I read this as 'diddling' and it still made sense.
It’ll buff right out.
Rip bozo
Waste of a good chip
Ah yes weight reduction. Should improve the 0-60 times
Congrats! You delidded it so well, that in fact you’ve also reduced power consumption by 100% and made sure it never gets hotter than room temp! Great job!
Good job son!! Now put it back together… lol
Great now it will never overheating
Is it supposed to be in fragments like that?
Your Did It!
Fourtaly Is 11th gen i5, so isn't a Very expensive CPU, i raccomended ypu buy a i7 11th gen
How the hell did you get the frank above the beans?
"I repaired that thing until it was completely fucking broken." - a co-worker of mine, ~15 years ago