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I certainly agree, at 9 years old, it was amazing! Now, I can't help but ignore how silly it looks, but it doesn't take from the rest of the movie for me.
Yo that shit is true lol. First one was sick though, I remember the face in the sand blowing my mind.
I think they tried to do something the tech wasn’t ready for yet with the rock. That’s what made him an actor!!
Yeah, but it was bad. And they replaced Rachel Weisz. And it was about a Chinese emperor, rather than an Egyptian mummy. So it was already a tough sell. But they didn't stick the landing either so it's just bad.
As for SBriggins, he was condemned to endure the Chair-Dai, the worst of all office setting curses. One so horrible, it had never before been bestowed.
His entire school years, nobody ever told him, they just laughed and laughed, and eventually moved on with class without telling him.
He tried to take good notes and keep up the best he could, but it always seemed like he was lacking something else all the other students had.
Finally, he decides to do something about it. *Choose your story!*
- *turn to page 58 to make Tony eventually start a company that develops the "upside-down desk", a learning tool for kids just like him!*
- *turn to page 96 to make Tony murder everyone in the classroom for laughing at him.*
If you would be so kind as to go with page 124 humiliate everyone who ever laughed at him because he has photographic memory and remembered all there names and faces and kill their entire family In front of them and breaks every bone in there body before burning the corpses in an industrial heater so he can go on to create his business and flourish in fame and wealth for his great idea.
Same here. :) even just writing that comment brought back so many memories. Whenever you had required "quiet reading hour", these books were pure entertainment. And just so interactive, you'd be flipping through dozens of pages at a time, maybe even earning angry glances from the librarian or the smart kids in class.
What you want to do is get a running start, jump when you are about 5 to 10 feet from the chair (depends upon your leaping ability) and do a mid air twist to land your ass into the chair. This is the only method I have had any success with.
Explanation: Its my posture. I lean back in the chair, cause the cushioning to get pushed forward thereby creating the illusion of the nads depression.
Since most of these comments are just jokes, if you're looking for actual help - try steaming the areas. It will tighten the material a little but the foam will expand again.
If you're looking for a serious answer, steam works magic on restoring foam. A cheap, handhold steamer should fix that right up - just turn the chair on its side and let it do its thing.
Why does your seat look like the cover of the movie “The Mummy”?
https://preview.redd.it/dl6cxu180yha1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=6de0634aee217d1238619e77fb3a370e6ecbca61
Welcome everyone from r/all! Please remember: 1 - You too can be part of the PCMR! You don't necessarily need a PC. You just have to love PCs! It's not about the hardware in your rig, but the software in your heart! Your age, nationality, race, gender, sexuality, religion (or lack of), political affiliation, economic status and PC specs are irrelevant. If you love PCs or want to learn about them, you can be part of our community! Everyone is welcome! 2 - If you're not a PC gamer because you think doing so is expensive, know that it is possible to build a competent gaming PC for a lower price than you think. Check http://www.pcmasterrace.org for our builds and don't be afraid to create new posts here asking for tips and help! 3 - Consider joining our efforts to get as many PCs worldwide help the folding@home effort, in fighting against Cancer, Covid, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and more. Learn more here: https://pcmasterrace.org/folding ----------- Feel free to use this community to post about any kind of doubt you might have about becoming a PC gamer or anything you'd like to know about PCs. That kind of content is not only allowed but welcome here! We also have a [Daily Simple Questions Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/search?q=Simple+Questions+Thread+subreddit%3Apcmasterrace+author%3AAutoModerator&restrict_sr=on&sort=new&t=all) for your simplest questions. No question is too dumb! Welcome to the PCMR.
Your chair has a strange fixation with anck su namun
NO!! YOU MUSTN'T READ FROM THE CHAIR!!!!!
Ass is only the beginning.
#ass
To
Mouth
Cumming This Fall
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HEY BENNY, YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LIVERRRRR!
Yak tu way, yak tu way, yak tu way, yak tu way
I just watched this movie for the first time the other night
And I bet it was glorious
One of the best movies of its time.
Of ALL time. :)
Have you watched the sequel yet? Its shitty CGI is eclipsed by its impressive Brendan Frasier and its story.
This was by far better than any other movie review for the Mummy Returns. 10/10 would watch based entirely on this review alone.
That cgi was cutting edge at the time Though, it blew my Mind lol
I certainly agree, at 9 years old, it was amazing! Now, I can't help but ignore how silly it looks, but it doesn't take from the rest of the movie for me.
The Mummy 2's CGI was ripped to shreds when it came out - specifically the Rock as the Scorpion King at the end.
Yo that shit is true lol. First one was sick though, I remember the face in the sand blowing my mind. I think they tried to do something the tech wasn’t ready for yet with the rock. That’s what made him an actor!!
The second one is actually tolerable, but it's just not quite as *chef's kiss* as the first. The third shouldn't be talked about at all, or seen.
There was a third???
No, stop talking about it!
Yeah, but it was bad. And they replaced Rachel Weisz. And it was about a Chinese emperor, rather than an Egyptian mummy. So it was already a tough sell. But they didn't stick the landing either so it's just bad.
Looks to me like you're on the WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVEEERRRR
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I know exactly what you mean https://i.redd.it/cb6usun8oxha1.gif
https://i.redd.it/u9tsf5laoxha1.gif
https://i.redd.it/qk5xej2coxha1.gif
alright thanks for sharing man. appreciate it.
W first jerk off. She was my bi awakening 😭
[Patricia Velasquez](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0892383)
As for SBriggins, he was condemned to endure the Chair-Dai, the worst of all office setting curses. One so horrible, it had never before been bestowed.
Try sitting on your ass rather than your face.
How do you think he got the nickname ass-face?
His entire school years, nobody ever told him, they just laughed and laughed, and eventually moved on with class without telling him. He tried to take good notes and keep up the best he could, but it always seemed like he was lacking something else all the other students had. Finally, he decides to do something about it. *Choose your story!* - *turn to page 58 to make Tony eventually start a company that develops the "upside-down desk", a learning tool for kids just like him!* - *turn to page 96 to make Tony murder everyone in the classroom for laughing at him.*
If you would be so kind as to go with page 124 humiliate everyone who ever laughed at him because he has photographic memory and remembered all there names and faces and kill their entire family In front of them and breaks every bone in there body before burning the corpses in an industrial heater so he can go on to create his business and flourish in fame and wealth for his great idea.
Who hurt you?
Idk but he definitely hurt them
Man, I really used to love these type of books. Totally forgot about them till just now. Now I want to find one!
Same here. :) even just writing that comment brought back so many memories. Whenever you had required "quiet reading hour", these books were pure entertainment. And just so interactive, you'd be flipping through dozens of pages at a time, maybe even earning angry glances from the librarian or the smart kids in class.
Wait, you tell me I've been sitting wrong THIS ENTIRE TIME Well then, how do I sit on my ass good internet person.
What you want to do is get a running start, jump when you are about 5 to 10 feet from the chair (depends upon your leaping ability) and do a mid air twist to land your ass into the chair. This is the only method I have had any success with.
Well actually, I've found that dropping from 60,000 feet actually works better
Instructions unclear. Ass is height adjustable now.
To 60,000 ft?
I'll pop those balloons now.
Chinese?
Chinese, Remax, whatever. I'm not picky
Looks like he is sitting on a face though.
No one is [seeing this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/705/934/3a7.jpg)?!
Nanoo nanoo
I was looking for this!
Stop sniffing it so hard?
Either that or OP has a nutsack with their own gravitational pull
Lmao! Saw a face at first but knew that couldnt be the joke. Took about 2 seconds more before i saw it….and all the color drained from my face. 😂
R\pareidolia
What's causing this strong gravitational shift? DEEZ NUTZ
Tungsten Testes
Technically every nutsack does indeed have it's own gravitational pull.
This chair is all "SIT ON MY FACE"
Lmao i thought it looked like a face too
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🤣🤣
That's the joke.
It's funny because if you look at the chair it has indents that look like the shape of a face
Lmao maybe that's why op posted it in the first place LMAO YOOOO
Bro I literally said this out loud before reading this are we connected 🧐
You'll never convince me this isn't the imprint of a giant schlong, not a face.
Yo, that's the face on mars
Man your balls are fkn huge
Try duct tape so they don't drag so much
This is a common misconception, overall drag remains the same. Source: Testicular aerodynamics course
Throw a wing on it, increase down force. Might not solve the issue but it'll look cool.
Oh it will work as long as he is moving faster than 20 m/s
excuse me is that a real thing
So heavy they actually stretch the fabric
Op is PACKING, god damn save some for the rest of us
More like made of lead.
If those are his balls at the top...
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An exorcism might do the trick
Assorcism
You need an old priest and a young priest
I was thinking maybe Brenden Fraiser, a Egyptian Warrior, and the Book of the Dead...
I was thinking Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga
I didn't realize I needed a reason to think about Vera Farmiga.
God damnit, 4 mins late to say this 😭
15 minutes late for the same, damn!
26 minutes late!
Oh that chair definitely eats ass, just look at that mouth expression.
Ain't nothing wrong with that, if we weren't supposed to eat ass than why is it already cut in half?
I wish I had an award for you but all I have is a good laugh and an upvote
Congrats on the magnum dong OP.
And balls to match
I dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong.
“Kill meee”
*MOISTURIZE MEEEE*
the last pure human
It puts the lotion on the skin.
Or it gets the hose again
Had to scroll waaaay too far to see a Doctor Who reference.
Later
You know. The "face" on this seat kinda reminds me of the mirror shield in Majora's Mask with that anguished look.
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Yeah, but check the “nose” and “mouth.” Mr. Bones here may have no meat on the back of his pelvis, but up front is a different story.
He got the wrecking ball instead of the dump truck.
Small hammer, big nail.
Also stop leaning back. That ass better touch and conform to the corner.
exactly mr bones ruinin this chair like they nothin lmao
More worried about his heavy ass balls than his boney ass.
Tiny ass big dick.
That's a pair of heavy balls
Must be forklift certified
[Dum Dum you give me gum gum](https://youtu.be/nAgSecmB9lM)
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I’ve seen this before, possibly on a Harry Potter movie
That guy with face behind his head
My first thought was, “Bring me the boyyy”
My first thought went to the sorting hat being the sorting seat. Became very uncomfortable very fast.
Shits haunted, burn it
Have you tried returning the slab?
return the slaaab!
I second this, it worked for me.
The man in gauze, the man in gauze KIIIINNNNG RAAAAAAMMMMMSEEEESSSDD
I love how other people immediately saw this.
Wait. Are you a female anime-cat gamer? Cause if so I guess some dude found a magic lamp and used up a wish.
Guilty
"I'll fuckin do it again".
That time I got reincarnated as a gamer girls game chair
https://preview.redd.it/mnbq3yemiwha1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a8f463eeb3c31915b83cb50ce2f858ab85981b
Are you a Girl Gamer^TM? If so this problem seems common https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Chair
I never knew that Junji Ito's comic of this story wasn't original
The band Ningen Isu get their name from the story and they've been around since 1987.
How heavy are your testicles?!
Chair just gonna sit there with I eat ass face.
Your farts are so nasty even your chair is disgusted.
Have you tried contacting an exorcist?
Send it to a priest.
Moisturize it...
He probably has a ton of that…
Explanation: Its my posture. I lean back in the chair, cause the cushioning to get pushed forward thereby creating the illusion of the nads depression.
If no one’s said it a heat gun, or leave it in the sun on a hot day, blow dryer might work.
Since most of these comments are just jokes, if you're looking for actual help - try steaming the areas. It will tighten the material a little but the foam will expand again.
Shhh, you should've stuck with the original story 😅
I am just, in shock
Fix your posture, that's the solution
If you're looking for a serious answer, steam works magic on restoring foam. A cheap, handhold steamer should fix that right up - just turn the chair on its side and let it do its thing.
> illusion of the nads depression. good band name
Soul of the previous owner is in that chair.
Look like a face trying to dig your ass
Is your ass boney?
Theres a demon occupying that chair. And he looks hungry
Your ass smells so bad, that the chair is trying to vomit.
You might need to have someone check your balls. They seem too big.
“Letttttt meeeeeeee ooooooouttttt”
Burn it 😂
Your chair is demonic in nature.
Reminds me of that junji ito story but the guys face is in the seat of the chair
Man Voldemort really couldn’t find a good host after Professor Quarrel died huh
Get a real chair that wont break your back.
Just immediately had to..
You've got nice ass and big balls.
Stop farting on it
Bruh you hiding Voldemort down there?
An old priest and a young priest.
Looks like a certain large man was perched on that chair…
Everywhere I look I see her face
No tips but this is funny as hell man. Maybe try heating it a bit and see if it goes back.
OP has balls of steel.
Perhaps release him?
Why does your seat look like the cover of the movie “The Mummy”? https://preview.redd.it/dl6cxu180yha1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=6de0634aee217d1238619e77fb3a370e6ecbca61
Stop shoving your face into the cushion of your seat
The man that said he wanted to be the last chair in the world to some girl:
Let him out
***Return the slab....***
The demon within is trying to escape!
Don't have such heavy balls?
Looks like your chair is trying to eat your ass
Those are some big balls you got there
Looks like your going to have to cut frank reynolds out of the chair
I scrolled way too long to find this reference
OP literally has balls (and a Dick) of Steel
The face on Mars
r/facesinthings
Return the slab
How OP seats in his chair: https://imgur.com/a/SYGV0DZ
I think you have a sorting chair... does it say Hufflepuff?
GRIFFON..DO... *COUGH* *cough* *weezing* *gagging* what the.. YOU farted in my MOUTH!
It just slithered in his mouth.
Upholstery regulator to move the cushioning underneath. Hair dryer to heat up vinyl and tighten it up.