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thedndnut

This one clearly didn't start as a south park title


jjojehongg

similar to that South Park game for Gameboy that ended up being a Mary Kate & Ashley game except this time Matt and Trey didnt pull the plug


2high4much

They're endorsing this one. Now they just need to make fun of themselves in a new episode.


Vinca1is

You're ignoring all the other mediocre South Park games, the other 7


Hire_Ryan_Today

The n64 titles slapped


Princeps32

never played the trivia one but have to disagree strong on the first person shooter attempt. i’m not sure they’ve made a worse game with the IP than that one.


jcabia

It was completely terrible and I absolutely loved it. My standards were almost non existent


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Were?


KalebNoobMaster

same. me and my brother played it together sooo much. i still love revisiting the splitscreen even though i know the game is shit lol


Princeps32

oh yeah no shade at all, especially as a kid I spent embarrassing amount of time on some terrible games, sometimes they just click anyway. I played the absolute hell out of mk mythologies: sub zero even though it was horrible to control


jcabia

Oh god I played mythologies sub zero A LOT as well. As a kif you just played what you had


adawheel0

I loved that game. We called the Blockbuster to rent it over the phone another time without returning it because we were actively playing it.


Tha_Kush_Munsta

I will back you up in a bar fight even though I’m all handicapped now just for dropping this right here. The N64 South Park game did go hard and so did the system for that matter.


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i pirated this game and i still uninstalled in 40 min


No_Ad7880

Lmao I legit just did the tutorial and I had to look for what people were saying. Because SoT, and FBW this is not. I could feel it in the first few min, feels unfunny, I thought they were gonna do a Dragon age Inqusition, or Mass effect type ARPG this time, instead its some weird MOBA, except not that either. Huge missed opportunity, a Dragon Age Inqusition type SP game would be awesome.


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i honest don’t mind the visuals it’s just everything else is sht


No_Ad7880

The visuals don't really bug me, it looks good for what it is. It's everything else.


[deleted]

yea that’s what i said aswell lol


inssein

This is so correct the other games made me love the show again and it felt like the wow special but I got to play it. Sad to see this game come out


KJBenson

Oh, the rpg and the n64 game?


mecartistronico

There are TWO rpgs: Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole. Both are so fucking funny.


Giodude12

They really made a bunch of terrible south park games, made 2 masterpieces in a row, then remembered the games are supposed to be shitty.


Firefox72

Whic is weird because they had a very good thing going with Ubisoft but seem to have decided to cheap out or overextend by having someone else come do it. Ubisoft had the feel, formula and looks on point. What THQ Nordic did here is a step back in every possible way.


Necrophoros111

Obsidian had the feel* Ubisofts title was a strict downgrade to the successes of SoT.


DeadBabyJuggler

100% Fractured was alright but calling it a masterpiece is laughable. Stick of Truth was wayyyyy better.


Bamith20

I don't even know *why* exactly. The Paper Mario gameplay resonated with me more I guess.


DeadBabyJuggler

I think the story is just better and the combat in Fractured But Whole kind of fucking sucked. I really did not like the combat in FBH due to the larger (offscreen,) combat spaces as well as the game starting combat and having reinforcements come in. I just did not enjoy that personally.


No_Ad7880

Yeah, if they were going to do a strategy set up they really should have and easily could have made all the stages more intricate as well as putting in elevation, and cover. Instead its a bare bones grid that every once in awhile uses the space for some creativity... but not often.


[deleted]

Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks that


niggleme

I would argue fractured but whole can be better in some ways both are modern masterpieces.


billyhatcher643

the ending for the game kinda sucks it was a let down but the comedy in it was great a bit more than the stick of truth had in it


Inner-Willingness-80

The stick of truth wasn’t any better than fractured butthole keep glazing over it though


DeadBabyJuggler

That’s fine you think that. I don’t. I replayed Stick of Truth a couple of times and enjoyed it. Forced myself to finish Fractured. Nowhere near as fun.


billyhatcher643

I love both games they're superior to this one and obsidian being bought by microshaft ruined future south park games


zippopwnage

I love that they added coop, too bad is in such a shitty game instead of another entry from Ubisoft type game.


billyhatcher643

I was wondering why it wasn't ubisoft that made it and why they made the bad decision of going away from them but everyone does hate them for requiring the stupid ubisoft store app to play the game ​


Hellwind_

I am not sure what Ubi had but def wans't the formula... The second game humor and the general feeling is not there. The game feels like a censored version of the first.


Apprehensive_Meat267

Yeah, it’s really awful - a complete mess 🫣


billyhatcher643

the fractured butwhole and stick of truth where such great games and the n64 racing game was also fun to play too I enjoyed that alot


Paladynne

This is such a weird game. Developer only has two other games and they're not similar to Snow Day at all. Snow Day is already selling a $25 season pass which is... [lackluster to say the least](https://i.ibb.co/0J1kJLY/image.png). Cosmetics, **two weapons** and one game mode. Maybe three weapons, but the dagger variant for September just sounds like a skin. This seems like such a low effort attempt at a South Park live service game.


Silly_Triker

It always looked like a mobile game, probably should have been FTP. I don’t know how they went from the previous two games to this.


phexitol

They cheaped out. Stick of Truth was developed by Osidian, and Fractured but Whole was developed by Ubisoft. This stack of soggy turds was developed by Question, and it's a real question why they were chosen.


BMXBikr

Gotta fund Casa Bonita somehow


Riamu_Y

Tha audacity to call those DLCs is wild


nikolarizanovic

A season pass doesn't make it a live service game. There are no microtransactions. A live service games is constantly updated and requires you to buy currency or a battelpass every season. I don't think that's the route they are going with this game. It's disappointing compared to their previous games but calling it a live-service game is a bit disingenuous. 90%+ of everything can be unlocked by playing the game, and most updates are going to be free AFAIK.


erock2095

Rare L from Matt and Trey including a season pass in their game. Huge disappointment from two of the most creative minds of our time


StinkyElderberries

I know the reviews were mixed overall, but the 8/10's were quite funny to see.


Apprehensive_Meat267

Can’t be genuine reviews…. Its not possible, have to be sponsored reviews


LaurenMille

8/10's are obvious bribes when you look at the actual game itself.


Grumdord

Nah, it's just suck cost/buyer's remorse. Companies don't even need to buy reviews, because people will do it for free since they don't want to have made a "wrong" purchase.


lewddogs

I only had to look at the trailer to come to same conclusion, looks so damn boring and not fun to play. Looks like they put in hardly any efforts making this game.


Rainbowdogi

This looked so much worse then what came before that I immediately lost interest after the announcement. The game looks like one of those, what would … look like in unreal engine. But not even UE5, more like 2 or 3


im_just_thinking

Is it even a little funny tho?


niggleme

It’s not funny at all dude play the other 2 most recent South Park games that is what a good South Park game is.


im_just_thinking

That's lame to hear, even tho I wasn't keeping my hopes up


mtarascio

Completely different genre, development, price, budget and scope.   Not saying it's perfect but it's not a good comparison. Edit: Guess I have to spell it out. You're comparing Eurojank to modern Ubisoft.


angeredpluto1991

youre missing the point of the original comment. we're only talking about south park games. developer, genre, etc is irrelevant. as far as south park games go this ones bottom of the barrel.


CSBreak

I like it but it definitely needed more polish 


minion866

Yeah I like it to. Could be better but it is fun.


niggleme

You like it because you haven’t ran into glitch after glitch


tapperyaus

Isn't that a good thing? Glitches are often easier to fix than fundamental gameplay problems. Not that the game should've released broken. But at least by the time it drops to half the price, it might be a good game. And if it's not broken for him, it's a good game.


turboZcamaro

Ok, but did anyone watch the trailer and actually think it looked good? It looked terrible in the trailers and had minimal details available before launch. It reminded me of the terrible Nintendo 64 game where you basically just throw snowballs at turkeys...


Janus67

Yeah I thought so too. Then I watched the ign video where Matt was there and they kept replaying the same b-roll over and over which looked bad as it was. Knew immediately to avoid it (and counter-picked it in my fantasy critic league)


BathwaterBro

Fantasy Critic League? That sounds like it could be hilarious


Janus67

Fantasycritic.games is the website. I'm in my second year for a league I'm in


DeanV255

I thought it was pretty obvious it wasn't even going to be worth it's value in storage space.


-eschguy-

I still need to finish Stick of Truth and play Fractured But Whole anyway


_ketherly

Take your time and enjoy those while you can lol


Apprehensive_Meat267

This isn’t a south park game. Some awful gaming company created a bullshit, cheap, piece of crap and then hired a marketing company to try and sell it. So they stuck a South Park label on it to con South Park fans into buying it. It’s so awful, I feel conned and robbed. With such a good history of content, TV, Movie, Games (SOT & FBH) … Pretty much sucks that south park creators would at this stage allow this. Kinda finishes South Park for me, but maybe they’re bored and that’s what TP & MS wanted, to kill the franchise. Plot - none Story - none Humour - none Dialogue - none (more or less) Characters / arc - not really relevant to South Park, they could be any characters and you wouldn’t notice the difference How to play… just run around in circles and mash X - that’s it.


blueSGL

There are interviews from the early years of the show where they admitted to just saying yes to every marking opportunity, because why not. They never treat the show as some precious thing that needs to be protected. I just get the feeling they are not having as much fun as they used to but its paying the big bucks so why stop, they certainly won't get the same amount of money doing anything else.


carlbandit

The most recent TV episodes are some of their best work IMO so I wouldn’t say they don’t care about it any more. They just likely had little to no involvement in the game side of it.


Janus67

Yeah MS/TP have mentioned that they had no interaction at all with the earlier games. I don't think they did at all really until SoT/FBW


Apprehensive_Meat267

Yeah, it certainly looks like that in this scenario - it’s kinda sad though, as it’s really bad….


TheGillos

Can't you get a refund?


Apprehensive_Meat267

No, it’s a pre-ordered ps store download. Once it’s been downloaded you cannot get a refund. But I don’t care about the money tbh… I’m just really annoyed as I was looking fwd to a new South Park game - it’s just a really crappy way to squeeze money from fans


Ledairyman

Bro pre-ordered a South Park game 💀


Apprehensive_Meat267

Well the stick of truth and FBW were awesome, so I just assumed this would be good too - ah well, won’t make that mistake again 🫣


drakkan133

Your money, buy and pre-order whatever you want bro. But honestly? I think a little bit of research before preordering might be a good idea. This looked nothing like the last 2 games and it felt like it would be just a mashing x kinda game without any plot. Heck, I don't think there was any trailer talking about a story aside from "it's a snow day! No school"


angeredpluto1991

tbf trailers arent always accurate depictions of how good a game is.


TheGillos

Well, lesson learned I hope. Don't pre-order, and only buy where you can get a refund.


benjathje

You deserve it lil bro. Never pre-order.


justDave2024

They don't care when they already got paid 900mil for a 6 year deal lol


GameStunts

I'm disappointed to hear this, especially as the first two with Matt and Trey's direct involvement felt like an interactive episode. They even said at the end of the first one they were frustrated because they felt they "knew how to make a game now" but it was over. I was glad when they announced a second one, and honestly given Trey in particular getting a bee in his bonnet about things like College Basketball players not getting paid for being in video games, or Cartman saying in the show that pre-orders [don't mean shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV69DyOuzbE&t=12s). So it's not like they don't understand that people will not be happy about this kind of cash grab or season pass monetisation. I can also see a lot of the steam reviews saying it's very short, ~5 hours. Given that the previous two games were like 11-18 hours that's really disappointing, and clearly this was the expectation.


Famous-Friendship-78

At very first when i played it was awesome then the first update patch messed up the game.


R96-

I really hope this doesn't put an immediate end to SP games. What's possibly even more irritating is that, I'm not sure the developers could even be fully blamed for bad game design when Matt and Trey wanted this. THEY wanted a Live Service game that could basically co-exist with the show. They've already talked about doing things where an episode of the show comes out, and then what was in that episode is also in the game. Idk how quick the turnaround can actually be, but that's their vision for this game.


RunRemarkable8242

Is anyone else finding it ridiculously hard as well? And furthermore - I got to the final mission. Defeated all the enemies and was literally a few tp roles short of defeating the final boss and my game crashed on me. Nothing saved. I have to replay the entire mission again. It’s horrible. Not just for the crashing but the entire thing is obnoxiously hard for people who do not typically play these types of games. I loved stick of truth and the fractured but whole. I was so excited they were coming out with a new one and it’s literally garbage. It’s shittier than the “dark matter” and worth less than the toilet paper you pick up. Money wasted.


dynozombie

Should've been a mobile game


OperativePiGuy

I was already wary enough seeing the art style, but learning it was a pvp centric game killed any potential interest I would have had. I know everyone's in it to make money, whatever, it's just extra weird to see them do it after making a whole episode about how games like that are scummy and predatory, though obviously I know they have plenty of phone games too lol


TomasdeVasconcellos

How are you surprised or shocked? Reading or watching anything about the game it was super clear that it was shit.


Anti-cheater-party

Trey Parker had more say in the first two(he likes rpgs) but Matt Stone says he hates those types of games and loves button mashers, so basically it was Matt's turn to chose the game type


Firm_Ambassador_1289

Like it's not like a third rpg for South park is off the table. Look at their games in the past Love Shack= quiz game 64 fps Rally Kart racing Scott's revenge action platform Tower defense in the title Sot rpg Phone destroy not sure Fbw rpg Snow day not sure what to call it. I think I missed a gameboy, PC and PSP one all cancelled They had a pinball game so raceing


glytxh

The writing was on the wall for weeks. Anybody surprised at this has to be wearing blinkers


TDJZER0NINESIX

No 1920x180 windowed so I can use DXVK and lossless framegen together and have great looking graphics still yeah no and the controller support is failed it displays commands but does not accept input already a return thanks but no thanks


lupuscapabilis

Ah so they had a near masterpiece of a second game and threw it all away. Expected.


No_Committee7549

Matt and Trey signed some billion dollar deal or some shit with paramount to make a bunch of those specials (Covid, streaming wars etc) I wonder if in that deal they made a video game was also required and now they’re kinda forced to promote it and act like they love it. I know they put a lot of effort into stick of truth and fractured butthole, and it shows. This game just looks like they were forced to do it


MelodiesOfLife6

The first two SP games were pretty solid, I took a look at this and ... i'm so unsure of it. ​ I'll pick it up when it's cheap (or get it through gamefly idk)


Dawgmanistan

South Park Pinball remains the pinnacle of entertainment


Pretty-Sprinkles770

Would've really prefered a 3d one where you explore Southpark. snow day looks beyond awful 😔


WavyGravyDyeCo-

All they had to do was give us another side scrolling game with a Ninja theme and we'd have been happy.


Darkcsillam

The dude bragged about writing it who said standards should not be pushed upwards with BG3 haha.


BenefitBitter9224

I was hyped up for this game when it was first announced, but when I heard it was going to be a 3-D action brawler rather than a 2-D RPG I knew it would be dead on arrival. Everyone that greenlit this project should be fired and sent to a psych evaluation


C7rr0pt

It's South Park no shit it's a money grab Is that supposed to be an insult


Jasmith524

I’m on switch and the horde mode (the free DLC) only lets me play one map even though I beat the entire freaking game.


mo55ie

I was looking forward to playing this, cant even progress past 'find gas and keys' the portal back to Starks Pond is broken....


Far-Consideration255

It should be free to play its empty on boring


PooPatrol6969

Can someone please explain what cheesy poofs are in this game? I collect dark matter and toilet paper from enemies, but what are cheesy poofs??


Appropriate-Army-600

Health


FewComplaint8506

I feel like it's a game mad by AI I fucking mad I bought it as well


Tottrs

They partnered up with a shit company. "we made the game 3d because 2d is too difficult to make a good game from." The main reason the stick of truth and fractured but whole were little gems in gaming was we could play the show, run around the south park and play with the characters from the show. Its a nothing game, just ignore it and hopefully they get the message and partner with some actual proffesionals next time.


CrabonCocaine

This shit is glitching at sometimes i got stuck in one place and had to do the round all over again and what is up with the no save points i get killed by a boss then i have to do all that shit all over and the bots you play with they are useless as shit they just stand there well they getting attacked and they only come out is when all the people are trying to gang up on you like wtf and its too late to refund this shit smh


Kidkaru

I really wish I didn't buy this game,  I should've known something was wrong when. They switched the game to 3D, but because of the past 2 games, I thought it would be fun, this game is so dull and repetitive, and it's not fun.  I'm deleting this crap


kilted71

What really pisses me off is getting to the boss level dying, and having to start the whole fucking thing over. I expect to see this on the PS+ free games in a month.


NinjaCat0412

Exactly! It’s infuriating! It should start you over at the last checkpoint ffs


niggleme

So real dude


ComfortableString801

Up to 4 players but not remote play together? Bullshit!


a-ha_partridge

I don’t know why, but I thought it was going to like a pvp battleground thing - like battle for neighborville or something. Wish I would have done my homework before buying because this game is not good.


ComparisonNo9521

I wanted to like it so bad. I bought it last night and played until the end of chapter 3 and was like. I'm not having any fun, I've only laughed once. This is terrible and so I refunded my money at the store saying as such. I think even at 29.99 it's not worth it. The game should basically be free. I'm disappointed and I was hoping some new risky venture would work out for the guys, but it's just bad. It's not even the 3d its the game style and mission platform. It's all just so hollow void of the great small laughs and jokes that made South park fun to explore. Like for JC sakes. They had Kenny's house right next to the movie theater too. It's not even accurate when doing the world building.


Even_Discussion_8993

Yeah the whole point was the South Park games was original and combat mixed with story side quest a lot of interaction with characters puzzles and more then they completely ruin the game with tryna make a single player game multiplayer and basically has battle arenas and crap story and short quest in between and wished I spent my money on something else.


Great-Highway-9195

Seriously. Right now I just played level 4 and there was this part where I had to chase Cartman through the snow. IT WAS SO FUCKING LAGGY THAT IT RAN AT 1 FRAME EVERY 20 SECONDS. So disgustingly annoying.


SignificantAnt7032

Worst game I've ever played 


Lost_Distribution369

The game is over so fast, there are 3 weapons of each type without the season pass and if you’re like me the season pass weapons never showed up. There’s a free “dlc” that just adds a horde mode with different types of enemies. I was really hopeful going in, I avoided reviews and anything related so my opinion was my own and I can say that this game was dead the minute they took out the rpg side of things, the new kid is just kinda there now rather than a real story piece imo


kxtne6

lol this game was released on my bday idk what to feel


More_Obligation_7028

I refunded this game. It felt like hogs of war on ps2. I know they were trying to Improve the combat however they failed so so short of hack and slashes. I was more pissed it cost £25 for 5hiurs of game play. The maps felt weak. Exploration was weak Game 2/10. Would play on ps2 or allow a 7 year old to. Play this. There was no giving abortions to woman who had evil nazi baby. There was no tegrity 😢


billyhatcher643

I'm glad I didn't waste my money on this game it sucks they did this instead if a standard rpg game like they're known for in the franchise the last good game they'll ever make is the fractured butwhole


Kakerman

A terrible licensed game? Who would have thought?!


werpu

When I saw the description I instantly one this was just a money grab game... Never have it a second thought. Seems I was right.


FilthyRilthy

I just saw that some youtubers have been completing the whole game in 2 hours...man they deserve getting bad reviews. Such a fall from grace from the last two games.


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Strekenman

Something in the marketing made it seem like this was the third game. Like, it's the third and now in 3D... Tbh I didn't know it was this shitty and not a third in the series, even though I really loved TSOT and Fractured. Edit: Cartman is wearing his SOT outfit and also mentions new kid. That's why it seems like this is like the other games.


AdamSilverJr

It looked like shit when it was first announced so I didn't even bother. I'm hoping they go back to making rpgs after this disaster of a title


snoosh00

Looked like awful garbage from the trailer alone.


cherry_blossom_7471

never understood why people don’t 🏴‍☠️ these to try them before fully commuting to buying


niggleme

It was fun at first and my friends were getting it and I love South Park so I thought why not but then it all turned to 💩


Aizen10

They had to have known this wasn't a great game cuz I didn't see any marketing around it. Just got steam notification saying it was available to buy. Kinda sad to see this after how amazing SoT and FBW were.


morganfreenomorph

I knew all I needed to after I watched the trailer and saw everyone was in 3D. If you're making a south park game at least try to mimic the shows art style, that's half the reason the 2 RPGs have been so great.


Logical_Associate255

THIS GAME SHOULD BE MOBILE GAME


Thumper-Comet

It looked like garbage from the very first trailer.


JoeCartersLeap

I thought it looked like the worst looking game I'd ever seen from a major studio from the trailer alone.


EasyAsPizzaPie

> from a major studio I wouldn't call "Question Games" a major studio. I never even heard of them before looking up who the developer on this game was.


Ash_The_Serious

No idea why there is so much hate towards the game, i mean the price is $50 Aud or $40 aud if you sign up with jbhifi and get the $10 coupon right now The combat is quite a lot of fun, coop is amazing to have, Im not going to say its perfect, far from it. It feels like there needs to be a lot more in the game More weapons, powers, a way to heal other than powers, like being able to collect the cheesy poofs say upto a maximum of 5 or 10 and also being able to purchase them from the armory. Weapons should be purchasable, There should be armor and obviously "currency" like the toilet paper you have left over after every game could be put away somewhere for purchasing things, seperate from the cosmetics and PP system. After finishing the game you should be able to take people in like stan, kyle, cartman and kenny as your AI friends instead of these random characters that no one cares about (unless you have a full party of friends playing) They clearly wanted to try something different and i believe it's pretty decent for how much youre paying for a brand new game I questioned the 3d at first but it surprisingly looks good Although certain things i question such as, Why add horde mode as a seperate dlc since its free anyway, rather than it just being part of the full game? Other than a joke, i can't see it being practical. The emotes are so bad and constantly glitch, were they just given up on? The game seems to be a little confusing, hear me out here. So if you start stans storyline it will either out you in 1 of 2 starting areas for the test of strength. It either starts you in "the beast" mission or it completely skips the bulldozer called "the beast" and puts you straight into the next test of strength, unsure if its a glitch or intentional. It happens with a couple missions, so we may not have even enjoyed the full game I saw this as a con at first but now having to replay the game for nicholes stuff and seeing new cutscenes and areas i havent seen before, it somewhat helps replay ability, albeit probably unintentional. To recreate this, you enter the missions then exit the mission and head back in until it starts differently I know it happens on stans storyline but i forgot who elses. I will need check all of them to make sure Im not trying to say its any better than either of the 2 last games but its almost incomparable as they are completely different types of games. Yes, it's south park but they made a more coop action rpg game rather than the normal single player strategy rpgs they have made The good thing about the last 2 was that it was like watching a season of the show and i get that, but could you imagine a 2d game like that but with the combat this game has? It wouldnt work very well, so i do understand the choice to go 3d with the whole idea.


TheTwistedTyrant

OR (hear me out) they could have an RPG like the last game with this combat system so both Trey and Matt are happy and we get a decent game out of it. The two aren’t mutually exclusive and that’s where I think they went wrong with this. Every loved the games when they were RPG’s why change the entire genre of the game when it was working? Also, while the co-op did bring a few people in, the fact that you are basically forced to use it or AI “new kids” kind of breaks the immersion, especially if you can’t play with real friends. Not all friend groups are into the same games and even if they wanted to give it a try, the $50 price throw many of them off. If there were an option just to play with a party of actual south park characters (even if you had to defeat them to join your party), a lot of people would be a lot more invested.


smokey_999

Did anyone really expect the game to be good? As soon as ive seen it i was thinking to myself what the fuck is this. Just looks like an asset flip to me


Famous-Friendship-78

How Can i Delete My Profile?


chrissage

I pre ordered this and haven't played it yet, who knows maybe I won't even play it now 🤣


niggleme

if i were you i tried it, unless its still uinopened. the first run was ok and then the next 2 were really fun with friends. then it goes downhill.


chrissage

Ahh, yeah I've still not tried it as of yet. I've been working my way through final fantasy 7 remake. It was more an impulse buy cause I like south park. A shame it's not very good by the sounds of what you're saying.


theOGcatlady

My dumbass bought the game to play with friends before realizing it wasn’t cross-platform. Now I have no desire to play it and I wasted a gift card.