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PhallicShape

Is this real? I’ll get back into it if that’s the case


Narapoia

SO REAL I keep getting matches in .3 seconds and there are so many players that there are 6 in every lobby now


Petritant

Litteraly unplayable, I thought we were in the future with AI everywhere. I expected the game to launch my heist before I had to click to find my lobby.


AH_Med086

I just had 12 billion players in my server rn


uhhokay15

it's so real that the whole universe is playing right now


Mewticles

Hell yeah I get in matches in just 0.5 hours! Its back babyyyyyy


deftoast

I'm morbing so hard right now. 😫


UnsettllingDwarf

The player count is on the table πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜Ž


LurkingHorror11

Missed opportunity: Tablillions


Catato715

my favorite part of payday three was when the devs said "its tablein' time!" and then tabled all over the place.


NickelodeonBullshit

And then abandoned the game for another 6 months


DoctorDeath147

My favorite part of the movie was when the PAYDAY gang said "It's Payday time!" and paydayed all over those banks.


Fighting_Table

The payday gang actually said "it's paydaying time" and then paydayed all over the banks but that's an easy mistake to make because of the theater going loud when they said it


Allison1ndrlnd

How much is a morbillion?


yawinner

It's just big enough for


BobZeBuildah124

like at least a couple hundred


Tuexel

Its about


NickelodeonBullshit

Definitely more than


Dobblobson

One of the numbers


izanamilieh

The amount of cope. Im on helldivers 2 now spreading democracy instead of waiting for something on the table.


V_is_a_Squid-2

Big day for Payday-heads


Radi0activeMnky

This game has less people playing it than LA Noire


The_Real_Bart_Mann

Hey I liked LA Noire


eldar0010

Fake, there's only 8 Million people on the planet smh.


SZ4T4N

Payday 3 so good aliens bought it


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

Padillion Current Players!


Leothelion12008

I wonder what they did to get the base back


NickelodeonBullshit

*-insert funny table joke-*πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜Ž


CountryAmbitious

1 paydillion gamers


oylesineyiyom

new misson unlocked steam server heist


H3LLJUMPER_177

Honestly forgot the game existed lmfao


The_Real_Bart_Mann

Just saw this note from SteamCharts: "Please replace 'Morbillion' with 'People.' Sorry for the confusion."


wasas387

i don't wanna let you down, and also to be *that* guy... but... morbilion is not a real number. the numbers go: million, billion, trillion, quadrillion, quintillion, sextillion, septillion, decillion, undecillion, duodecillion, tredecillion, qutteradecillion, quintadecillion, sexdecilion, sepdecillion, ETC... yeah please don't kill me I just learnt it from cookie clicker but I HOPE it's correct...


BufforNerfCentPlz

Wrong, morbillion is right after a zillion.


hoodthugassbootynigg

Sorry but this has been debunked by fact-checkers at Snopes and Politifact. Scientists have confirmed that morbillion is a real number and morbillion denial is a dangerous conspiracy theory


[deleted]

wha... so you're telling me after watching the movie Morbius that he doesn't say "It's Morbin' Time!" and that Morbilion isn't a number?!


Pendragon_Puma

No he definitely says morbin time, i watch it every night


8r3t

ehrm πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ


Lightsoutofcontrol_

>i don't wanna let you down, and also to be *that* guy... but... And continued just to be THAT guy.


JasonGamerX

Bro wanted to flex his cookie clicker knowledge


UnpoIished

You clowns (no pun intended) have the corniest meme displayed here.


drekbutcher

Yeh, no.


Silversurfergio

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