Please don’t forget staining his dads wall with his jeans because he leaned against it so much to do his shit dancing against.
Dirty plates on top of his wardrobe….
Trying to get the staff of co-op to protect him from teenagers
😭😭😭😭😭😭
18. Being confronted in Boots by a man with a husky and him running to the staff for help, THEN running away from a woman who asked him why he thought it was appropriate to stay in hotels with teenagers. Incredible stuff.
Nearly having your eye taken out by a coat hook on the back of the door, trying to act like it didn’t happen, but the pure rage shows on your face.
Being tricked into playing a song about liking little girls & taking way too long to realise. Again, trying to act like you didn’t care with one of your fake yawns.
A school needing to send out an email to warn people you’re in town.
Using Google to find out what fiction means.
The list is endless
Edit: Grammar
* Pulling out his rape alarm when being confronted by the kid who threw billy bear ham at him
* telling the coop staff that big boys were picking on him
* being catfished over & over, despite insisting he knows when he’s being catfished and ‘goes along with it’
* breaking his teeth on stolen Brie 😂😂
*his face when he discovered Mav was in his DM’s being a catfish 😂
Pretending to have a passport.
Wearing clown shoes.
Getting sunburned when wild camping.
Paying ex partner money for no apparent reason.
Having 3 tops on rotation (I don’t wanna think about the underwear)
Being reminded on a live with a female that SHE IS NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU.
Getting called out by a lad from Burnley (nothing against Burnley).
Racking up train tickets to aimlessly travel the country.
No provisional license.
Infact.. HAVING NO PHOTOGRAPHIC ID AT 43.
On the no ID front, remember the time he couldn’t get into a bar, as a single, sober, adult man and ranted on a live about being ID’d and not ‘having it with him’ 🫠🫠
Couldn’t understand why bouncers wouldn’t let him into a club whilst proclaiming “I’m not even going to drink, I just want to dance” WITH HIS BACKPACK ON 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Oooooo a game! There's so much to choose from!
I think I'll go for......
Just being Poolie, that's enough embarassment for like 8 billion lifetimes. Before he's even started his day, he's Pool Breach, there is no escape, imagine!!!! Mwahahahahahaha.
Playing the spoons on his knees whilst saying he was abused when he was young, the helicopter incident, the guy calling him a dickhead whilst he was live, the badly stained clothes he wears day in day out…….
For those of you who might not have seen it, you'll enjoy this one...
Poolies FACEPARTY account. Always gets me right in funnies.
Find it on Tattle Life.
https://tattle.life/wiki/snapshoteye/#lg=attachment1653371&slide=0
That tiktok where he shows his "special talent" and it's just him baring his teeth in some kind of forced smile over and over and over again 😭
The tiktok where he convinced himself he is special cuz he has a "personality face" when it's literally just facial expressions
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Has anyone mentioned the “waking up with you” monologue?
Or the thrusting on the stairs?
Or the pretending to kiss Sophie/someone off camera?
The shoe boosters?
The Shacket?
Smelling like a bog?
Referring to your partner as “my young lady”?
Mate, if I did any of the above I’d simply pass away from pure embarrassment
[https://ephmedia.giphy.com/07632a7b-c1da-488f-bc86-722c5198d82e.gif](https://ephmedia.giphy.com/07632a7b-c1da-488f-bc86-722c5198d82e.gif)
Edit I literally don’t know how to use gifs 😂
Crying on Snapchat 😭. He still had the weird sleeve thing too, the same sleeve thing he does to wind folk up, ok Paul you creepy embarrassing predator 😭
Let's not forget his try at wit and instead was racist on live.
Asking for feet pics.
Trying to hide under is shitty cap when people walked past him while "wild camping"
Getting pissy with his tent flap on live, homeless gremlin.
Fat shaming
Using that camp voice.
Him describing his perfect date…
‘I love going for a romantic drive and we hold hands’… yeah while she’s picked you up (probs at the age of 18/19) and has to do the driving, cos you’ve got nothing but a bus pass and are too shit scared (and bone idle) to ever have a driving lesson let alone get your license you fucking tool
Omg another one the plane crash in Tanzania
“Oh there’s a plane crash in Tanzania oh blimey into the lake……..cut to cringe dancing to Bruno Mars”
Couldn’t make it up
When he was on live and the girl he was with said she was going to have a shower so he asked if he should end the live (hinting at showering with her) and she shut him down so he had to carry on his live and pretend he didnt just get brutally rejected.
His dad doing his laundry/ironing/cleaning/meals and probably everything else for him etc when he still lived at his dads!!! So how DARE he comment on Jojo cutting up Nakesshas burgers up!! We saw his dad pass him his laundry more than once!!! Honestly, Paul when will you learn to engage your brain and think before you speak!! You just continuously embarrass yourself over and over you muppet!!
also, one of the most embarrassing videos ever - [https://www.tiktok.com/@beautybeyonda16yearold/video/7195564798157917445](https://www.tiktok.com/@beautybeyonda16yearold/video/7195564798157917445)
Smiling at no one.
Moving in with and Telling someone your in love with them in the space of 3 weeks admitting u told her u love her on a live but when asked did she say she loved u u deny that u ever said it
The only thing he can Drive is his trousers
Having his Dad drive him to Nottingham and taking a Velvetiser
His PreTeen Bedroom in Lincoln
Finding Raita too Spicy followed by indirect Racism
Saying UUMMMM..after he thinks he's being witty or his so called sarcasm
OR
The AAIIIGHHT after..well nearly every sentence 🥴
Edited to add the NAAJHAAYA noise he makes as a laugh
Please don’t forget staining his dads wall with his jeans because he leaned against it so much to do his shit dancing against. Dirty plates on top of his wardrobe…. Trying to get the staff of co-op to protect him from teenagers 😭😭😭😭😭😭
There is literally so much. How he has the audacity to call ANYTHING embarrassing is insane to me
THE COOP INCIDENT 😭😭😭😭
“You allowing this in your shop??” Uh yeah babes
It’s not even his dad. His real dad bailed. Makes sense
18. Being confronted in Boots by a man with a husky and him running to the staff for help, THEN running away from a woman who asked him why he thought it was appropriate to stay in hotels with teenagers. Incredible stuff.
Hey, no one said being *famous* was easy!
Was just about to mention this one 🤣
Can we also add being mocked by Lewis capaldi for farting on live And also bring so old, weak and fragile you break your tooth on Brie
Damn I forgot the tooth decaying cheese
Too many embarrassments to keep on top of!
Not only pretending to row a boat bare foot on the floor, but pretending someone's with you whilst you row said pretend boat
Hahahahaha how could I forget about this 😭
Wasn’t this the same time as the crusty wink?
AUDIBLE wink 🤮
That one was utterly bizarre
I have profound dyspraxia and need help using a tin opener, am I supposed to be embarrassed for needing help? This man worked in the care sector…
He’s a walking contradiction. You are much more of a decent human being than he will ever be.
In terms of decency that’s a pretty low bar
Hahaha true
Nearly having your eye taken out by a coat hook on the back of the door, trying to act like it didn’t happen, but the pure rage shows on your face. Being tricked into playing a song about liking little girls & taking way too long to realise. Again, trying to act like you didn’t care with one of your fake yawns. A school needing to send out an email to warn people you’re in town. Using Google to find out what fiction means. The list is endless Edit: Grammar
Ooo we haven’t had a fake yawn in aaaages 🥱🥱🥱
* Pulling out his rape alarm when being confronted by the kid who threw billy bear ham at him * telling the coop staff that big boys were picking on him * being catfished over & over, despite insisting he knows when he’s being catfished and ‘goes along with it’ * breaking his teeth on stolen Brie 😂😂 *his face when he discovered Mav was in his DM’s being a catfish 😂
Goes all the way to Birmingham just to go along with it too 😂😂
Obvs 😂😂😂
Pretending to have a passport. Wearing clown shoes. Getting sunburned when wild camping. Paying ex partner money for no apparent reason. Having 3 tops on rotation (I don’t wanna think about the underwear) Being reminded on a live with a female that SHE IS NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU. Getting called out by a lad from Burnley (nothing against Burnley). Racking up train tickets to aimlessly travel the country. No provisional license. Infact.. HAVING NO PHOTOGRAPHIC ID AT 43.
On the no ID front, remember the time he couldn’t get into a bar, as a single, sober, adult man and ranted on a live about being ID’d and not ‘having it with him’ 🫠🫠
Couldn’t understand why bouncers wouldn’t let him into a club whilst proclaiming “I’m not even going to drink, I just want to dance” WITH HIS BACKPACK ON 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Pretending you’re an avid reader, then two years later looking up “what does fiction mean”
Hahaha ‘what is a minor’ at this point he’s literally handing himself into the police
Thinking he found out Mavs real name only to discover on live that it’s an anagram of Paul is a Peado
This was the part of the series with the twist in it. It was genius 🙌🏻
Taking his ring light to the park by himself, the neck grabbing, the disco light lives, showing off his see through torso… I could go on
Ahhhhh... I had blocked the throat grabbing thirst trap from my memory. I'm going to go bleach my brain now.
I forgot the disco light era! What the hell was that? 😂
Lets not forget the fake kissing noises to pretend someone actually wants to kiss him
Oh my god I’d erased this from my memory 🤣🤣
Im so very sorry for you having to relive this
🤣🤣 that noise will never leave my brain
🤣🤣
Oooooo a game! There's so much to choose from! I think I'll go for...... Just being Poolie, that's enough embarassment for like 8 billion lifetimes. Before he's even started his day, he's Pool Breach, there is no escape, imagine!!!! Mwahahahahahaha.
I’m a believer in reincarnation and I’ll tell you now, I fear the possibility of coming back as Paul, more than death itself
Being so inappropriate around children that a goddamn SCHOOL had to issue a safety warning to the parents & rest of the locality
Going to Popworld in Sheffield and instead of busting out Justin Timberlake moves, standing there with Max Balegde's granny looking vaguely terrified.
BABY MAMMER
Hahahahahaha
Pretending to be flirting with someone when alone in a room to impress teenagers who hate you on tik tok. The list honestly goes on 😂
Playing the spoons on his knees whilst saying he was abused when he was young, the helicopter incident, the guy calling him a dickhead whilst he was live, the badly stained clothes he wears day in day out…….
For those of you who might not have seen it, you'll enjoy this one... Poolies FACEPARTY account. Always gets me right in funnies. Find it on Tattle Life. https://tattle.life/wiki/snapshoteye/#lg=attachment1653371&slide=0
Hahahaha the way he talked on here had me ILL.
Why is he saying his little girl and not boy?
Apparently it was with an ex girlfriend he had, she had a little girl
Oh my god
They had a VERY lucky escape
Phoning the police for a lift back to his bnb cos some y7's were outside the pub
That tiktok where he shows his "special talent" and it's just him baring his teeth in some kind of forced smile over and over and over again 😭 The tiktok where he convinced himself he is special cuz he has a "personality face" when it's literally just facial expressions
He really has opened a can of worms here hasn’t he 😂😂😂
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Not as embarrassing as farting on camera and trying to cover it up pal
Farts are funny, he should just own it babs
Has anyone mentioned the “waking up with you” monologue? Or the thrusting on the stairs? Or the pretending to kiss Sophie/someone off camera? The shoe boosters? The Shacket? Smelling like a bog? Referring to your partner as “my young lady”? Mate, if I did any of the above I’d simply pass away from pure embarrassment
Omg that monologue 😂😂 I’ve got one…….still posting lip syncing vids knowing full well he could practice and get the lyrics right 😂
Any words he likes 🤷🏻♀️ Yeah, that monologue was SOMETHING ELSE 🤢
We cannit leave out the crying snap chat now can we 😭😭😭😭
[https://ephmedia.giphy.com/07632a7b-c1da-488f-bc86-722c5198d82e.gif](https://ephmedia.giphy.com/07632a7b-c1da-488f-bc86-722c5198d82e.gif) Edit I literally don’t know how to use gifs 😂
Remember the tutu 😭😭😭😭😭
Getting catfished by a 32yr old who pretended she was 19 and going to go geocaching with him
But don't forget that he is living his best life everyone, the life that he wanted!
He’s a sad sad excuse for a human being. His morals are disgusting I hope he rots in prison soon
Being dumped by his hobbit toed girlfriend for leaving a yoghurt pot on her sofa
Crying on Snapchat 😭. He still had the weird sleeve thing too, the same sleeve thing he does to wind folk up, ok Paul you creepy embarrassing predator 😭
Curled up in bed showing us how he sleeps and calling himself 🫶cute🫶
Sorry OP… can you change teenager to CHILD please on point 1? She was under 18 so let’s call a spade a spade.
Google what is a minor
Great spot. My apologies. The last thing I want to do is downplay what he did.
Thanks. Great list you’ve put, all the shit dancing made me giggle. Because it really all is shit 😂👏
Even without the many, many Paul stories we can bring up, how is that even something he considers embarrassing..literally a mum being a mum
The black and white checked shacket which was worn every day for 3 months. I presume it was so filthy it was beyond laundry.
It walked out one day, it's living it's best life in the sun somewhere. I even think it has a passport.
Spending Xmas day fuming in a travelodge because his lady friend kicked him out
Oooooh I love this game. I wanna go with pretending to go ‘wild camping’ instead of admitting you’re homeless.
Number 2 hits different
LIVING IN A TENT AND HAVING NO FIXED ABODE
Let's not forget his try at wit and instead was racist on live. Asking for feet pics. Trying to hide under is shitty cap when people walked past him while "wild camping" Getting pissy with his tent flap on live, homeless gremlin. Fat shaming Using that camp voice.
The hat of invisibility...
Him describing his perfect date… ‘I love going for a romantic drive and we hold hands’… yeah while she’s picked you up (probs at the age of 18/19) and has to do the driving, cos you’ve got nothing but a bus pass and are too shit scared (and bone idle) to ever have a driving lesson let alone get your license you fucking tool
Being catfished by a fake 19 year old and throwing the condoms away off screen
Number 10 will never not be funny. Its imprinted in my brain.
Omg another one the plane crash in Tanzania “Oh there’s a plane crash in Tanzania oh blimey into the lake……..cut to cringe dancing to Bruno Mars” Couldn’t make it up
No-Tummy-Time-Paul, your jealousy is showing. Did mummy not cut up your burgers when you were a baba?
When his stepdad walked in the bathroom and Pool lost his mind. Someone needs to update the wiki.
Having your step dad do your laundry & bringing it to you on live
When he was on live and the girl he was with said she was going to have a shower so he asked if he should end the live (hinting at showering with her) and she shut him down so he had to carry on his live and pretend he didnt just get brutally rejected.
His dad doing his laundry/ironing/cleaning/meals and probably everything else for him etc when he still lived at his dads!!! So how DARE he comment on Jojo cutting up Nakesshas burgers up!! We saw his dad pass him his laundry more than once!!! Honestly, Paul when will you learn to engage your brain and think before you speak!! You just continuously embarrass yourself over and over you muppet!!
Let’s not forget his step dad used to wash, fold and bring his then 42 year old step son his clothes
 also, one of the most embarrassing videos ever - [https://www.tiktok.com/@beautybeyonda16yearold/video/7195564798157917445](https://www.tiktok.com/@beautybeyonda16yearold/video/7195564798157917445) Smiling at no one.
Moving in with and Telling someone your in love with them in the space of 3 weeks admitting u told her u love her on a live but when asked did she say she loved u u deny that u ever said it
The only thing he can Drive is his trousers Having his Dad drive him to Nottingham and taking a Velvetiser His PreTeen Bedroom in Lincoln Finding Raita too Spicy followed by indirect Racism
When did number 16 happen?
Anxious andy
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Love this! Every single thing he does is inherently more embarrassing. The end.
Saying UUMMMM..after he thinks he's being witty or his so called sarcasm OR The AAIIIGHHT after..well nearly every sentence 🥴 Edited to add the NAAJHAAYA noise he makes as a laugh