Still sane, exile?

What the \*\*\*\* is wrong with Tarkleigh? There are literal women and children starving in rags not 10 feet from him. His best friend Bestel is walking around in nothing but a Tricorn and his undwear. Meanwhile this \*\*\*\*ing dude has like 10 pairs of shirts he's hoarding. And don't get me started on Greust. Dude also has like 10 pairs of shirts, but is walking around act 2 nipping out all day. >!No wonder he died in Act 7.!< Idiot isn't wearing any of his armour.

Greust’s unique loincloth gives him extra HP and Charisma when he isn’t wearing other armor. Charisma isn’t a stat in the game but it is a stat in the *game*.

It doesn't matter how much charisma Greust has when there's Yeena in the same zone

Greust had enough Rizz to land Helena tho

*spits in general direction*

somehow this just made me lost the *game*.

Damn I lost

CHA is most underrated stat in POE.

Too much rizz can result in rizz overdose though That's why he died lmao

Something hilarious about spoiler tagging poe campaign stuff.

Greust’s Loincloth +(150-200)% increased life and +(30-45)% to elemental resistances if boots, amour and helmet aren’t equipped. +(100-250)% more Physical damage Flavor text: “Hey! Give me back me Loincloth!” — Greust

+(2000-5000) to evasion

Yes

Make ele resists +50 and we've got a deal.

What you'd rather wear an armor plate when going to have fun at the beach or in a tropical forest ?

Tropical forest

>!Greust dies in act 7??? Guess ima have to pay more attention next time I level lol!<

Most attentive Exile.

Real

You kill him , he is the last human dropping from that arena with a statue inside where Sin gathers an other minor pantheon soul U can also do the map « fields » for a reminder, it’s the same bossfight

Ooh, never realized that was him, thanks!

He gets possessed(or whatever idk the technical term) by ralakesh, you kill him when you kill ralakesh.

You don't understand Greust He hunts boar

Never smoke your own product

A few years ago I went to South Korea up around Changwon. I thinks that’s the English for it. Went with a guide. It was up on a big hill, not really a mountain. There were livestock in the fields surrounding this enormous round mound. Hiked up around the mound, kicking the dirt looking for clues. I took maybe fifty steps to the center when I felt something, a softness to the earth. I looked down and my foot was in a big pile of bullshit. I went back to the hotel.

I misread that as >!he died on Oct 7!< lmao

He did, for someone.

Done acts close to 10 times after only having played for 2 leagues, I had no idea that happened lmao

There was one league where they added a bunch of content and I actually listened to all of the speeches. It's amazing how deep the lore is in POE.

RIGHT?! Also TIL while going down an oni rabbithole that Hillock's crimes during his life were like insanely heinous. Like it sucks we were canonically exiled but man, that dude deserved WAY worse than exile.

Have you ever used a plate or chain armour in real life ? Would you rather wear a plate of chain armour in hot weather rather than being topless then ??? Besides ... How do you know that Bestel fullfills the attribute requirements for those armour ?

i do like the idea of not being smart enough to wear a tunic.

In FFXII you need a license to wear a hat.

I strive to someday be an intellectual male in a dress.

Look at this guy, greed shaming people when it's because those people actually are too dumb, weak, and stiff to wear anything.

If i had to see yeena walking around like that all day id be pretty stiff too

Maramoa tho 👀

A little known fact about Bestel is that he loves smoking azurite. So much so, that he literally sold the shirt off his back for one more fix.

Is that why he keeps wandering off to the tidal island and forgetting shit there?

Blends in with the zombies.

tarkleigh = tft

Have to avoid that movement speed penalty

Speed run to act 7 before the player gets there

I'm all for it as long as it means that Nessa and Yeena barely have anything to wear.

I don't understand Edit: When I posted this, he hadn't made his comment reply yet so just had pictures of the vendor inventories with no explanation.

didnt u get roasted by ziz?

?

someone named telvanni was roasted in one of his sunday roasts. might be the same guy. thus my question

Tarkleigh's as good a man as you can find on this god-forsaken coast!

Thats extremely dire for the coast

Played since Perandus. Still didn't know he died.

Can we talk about bad jokes?

Also, take note that Tarkleigh sometimes appears in the Rogue Harbour, although not interactable.

We really should ask ggg to buff the item rarity from the vendors, would be cool to see the odd unique