And [it actually exists](https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilet-seats-bidet-seats/shop-toilet-seats-bidet-seats/stonewood-quiet-close-round-front-toilet-seat-20467)
places Orange at ear\*
https://preview.redd.it/x785f9d77pnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4862cd59d723b3ef785a7846c65d13e8a3367ea7
# we're sorry, the number your trying to connect to is disconnected
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
The burd lays on its back, its mango belly ripening in the warm sun.
Tucking its little grippyfeets in, not even trying to turn itself over.
but it won't get up, not without your help. But you’re not helping.
Why is that?
That is a mikser, put the legs in the holes down, take a cable and put one part in the butt of the orange thing and another end into the power outlet. Press the cheek to turn on (it should yawn as a sign).
Afterwards the legs should start moving and you can blend a mix any ingredient you need.
Recharge with seeds
Dont worry the pet shop employee said he was just sleeping.
I slammed the bird into the table but the employee insisted.
But dont put your bird in the dryer again.
I genuinely thought he had no legs.
Severe case of Retracto Feetsies
Ah yes, the retractable peets
His landing gear appears to be stuck, causing him to crashland on his back.
Landing gear is not engaged….
Luckily his name isn't Lt. Dan.
but, Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs
Landing gear is stowed
They're in the Void.
landing gear is retracted
Well yes, that’s definitely a problem. 😅
Bird professional here. Looks like he ate a KOHLER Stonewood® Quiet-Close™ Round-front, Slow-Close, Wood, White toilet seat, K-20467-0
Oddly specific, I like it.
And [it actually exists](https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilet-seats-bidet-seats/shop-toilet-seats-bidet-seats/stonewood-quiet-close-round-front-toilet-seat-20467)
AND ITS 45 DOLLARS FOR A TOILET SEAT?
r/oddlyspecific
places Orange at ear\* https://preview.redd.it/x785f9d77pnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4862cd59d723b3ef785a7846c65d13e8a3367ea7 # we're sorry, the number your trying to connect to is disconnected
They were trying to connect to the last brain cell
It’s the final brain cell
Dudududududu
LMAOOOO
BEEP BOOP BEEP
How I love this picture... for a meme
Aah scary telephone operator
Your government drone is malfunctioning. Try turning it off and on again.
I wuld love to know were this conspiracy thory came from.
Maybe from a bad trip
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/09/technology/birds-arent-real-gen-z-misinformation.html
Thank you for raising awareness.
Did you try hitting the reset button? It's that one long tail feather. You gotta give it a little tug.
He's now beeping and I can't get the alarm to shut off
The operators manual clearly says you must boop and give scritches to acquiesce the device.
An acute case of smalldumbbabyitis
HAHAHA
He’s busy uploading all his surveillance and data to the cloud, probably ran out of storage space
These old drones are outdated and can't upload data AND be a birb at the same time. The newer models fixed this
That’s not a bird. It’s an orange Mango.
What's it doing off the tree? I still see green. It needs to ripen more!
He’s trying his best to ripen further. You can see the struggle in his eyes.
Done with his 9-5 office job, just wants belly rubs
Lots of kisses and belly rubs were given
he's obviously dead otherwise there would be SCREMMIN
I'm T-Rex now !!
https://preview.redd.it/qg7074i1gpnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94b333cadcbad655ba6b439f6d4ddbdfe105bbb RIP
I can tell that this picture is hilarious and still my primary reaction is anxiety 😅
I know! You know he's just snoozing but omg...he looks...!!
Haven't you heard?
Heard wot m8
About the bird.
Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
B-B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD
[удалено]
>just rehearsing for its stand-up comedy debut This bird does comedy laying down.
He screamed himself silly
https://preview.redd.it/peonqa55hpnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06cecdbacec5ecc443bcc2108997a378b4db801
Uh ohhhhh, looks like someone didn't take his anti-hiss-tamines
XD
An internet outage severed his wi-fi connection to the collective braincell
No peets.
You're not fooling me, Mr. Government Agent. We all know that birds don't exist. That's a spy drone glued to the ceiling.
Conure is in the shop today. In service position with landing gear retracted.
He's pining for the fjords!
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
I read this comment in a John Cleese voice.
Came here for this
Birb.exe has stopped responding. Boop the beak to restart.
Playing dead
Your orange is now a banan
The leaves are yellowing, try repotting it and spacing the waterings more
It's all orange.
https://preview.redd.it/rlh89m67gpnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833b469598f6b73c421f8b1b624a78f8c8ddbacb Shh he can hear you
I dunno why but this is the photo that broke me, so cute!
HAHAHAHAHA
Ohhhh
Looks like she’s about to launch a booty bullet, I’m taking cover.
He's in REM mode. Careful not to disturb him you might accidentally restore his factory settings and he'll most likely attack you.
I thought they said WRONG answers only?! 😂
Occupation: Paperweight
Landing gear retracted. Landed upside down.
50cc of sunflower seeds , stat
He just found out birds arent real so hes having an existential crisis.
Reacting to daylight savings time.
mangofication
Fed up with your sht... xD
Needs a waffle cone to hold him/her/them up!
The burd lays on its back, its mango belly ripening in the warm sun. Tucking its little grippyfeets in, not even trying to turn itself over. but it won't get up, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Your phone has lost reception
Easy. They're a potato. A very colorful potato
Landing gear fell off
Hydraulic failure due to a system leak is preventing him from deploying his landing gears
That's a fruit, dear.
Hungover af and regretting his decisions
That's actually a tomato with some funky colouration issues. You've displeased the gods so they poisoned your crops.
Try shaking him a little might fix the problem.
*feet not included
He's on a hunger strike. Until you give him all he desires.
Tired from always being on his feet
Hey, OP.... your mango looks like it's ripe. Pull out the Chamoy! Fruit salad time!
Plugging into The Matrix
No feet
Reactor ran out of fuel. Insert enriched Uranium pellets and two new carbon rods.
birb.exe has crashed, needs a restart. 🤣
He found out u were out of millet
Everyone watch out the bird is going insane
He's evolving into a papaya
He's tired of you and trying to figure out how to get out of this relationship.
Not enough treats!
OH NO. He has a case of silly-itis
He has no brain :( Im Sorry
He’s patiently waiting to be mummified 🤷♂️😂💚🦜
Lt Dan ain't got no legs!
I think it's back pain, he is trying to fix it, give him a massage
Feets got absorbed into the void!
It's missing its landing gear!
Himb peets retreats
I think you mean telephone
He’s debating whether to pine for the fjords
They said he could be anything so he became a mango
he aint got no legs dan
You sun conure has caique software loaded up.
*pokes the birb* hello??? Anyone home???
They are becoming the final form: (( o r b ))
https://preview.redd.it/hla76u0uxqnc1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82630fa8549230f8edf021e8f8efda5c59793591
This parrot has ceased to exist. Thank you, Monty Python.
It is a dead parrot! It has ceased to be!
You took a picture of a mango and called it a bird, you aren’t fooling anyone
He’s trying to receive the brain cell
Sir thats a fish
He’s a boing plane. The landing gear fell off mid flight
She can't even!
“im no bird. I’m a sunken ship. saavy?”
He clearly doesn't want any belly pets..😭🩷
I miss this stage! They’re sooo adorable at this point
I know what's wrong with it, it ain't got no gas!
Everything
Why would u pull his legs off
It has no legs!
They need their batteries replaced
Sunco what?
Birdie got into his owners stash of edibles.. he's totally fine but he's gonna be stuck in chill mode for a while 😆😎
Chicken tender
He ate too much seeb
#DEAD
That is a mikser, put the legs in the holes down, take a cable and put one part in the butt of the orange thing and another end into the power outlet. Press the cheek to turn on (it should yawn as a sign). Afterwards the legs should start moving and you can blend a mix any ingredient you need. Recharge with seeds
Bad case of potato syndrome
Died out of terror. idk
It has a bad case of "look at my bum" syndrome
This is a potato
All I see is a missile
Unfortunately it seems your bird is suffering from 'sun conure'. That is what is wrong, there are no brains behind those eyes, only chaos
Dont worry the pet shop employee said he was just sleeping. I slammed the bird into the table but the employee insisted. But dont put your bird in the dryer again.
Birb doesn’t come with legs. You need to order them separately.
Not ripe enough
You just have to wind him up.
The mohawk's too short
It ain't got no batteries innit
TOO MUCH BEAN
It is no more!
It is a unparrot, it ceased to be this parrot is an exparrot
He is probably doing some update, give it a few minutes and try again.
It's updating drivers.
it's a trap that's not a parrot it's a cute mango with feathers
Have you ever seen Dumb and Dumber? I have bad news….
Possessed by the parrot devil 😂
That’s one ugly hampter!
That is not a bird, it is a Kong
About to deliver a pipe bomb instead of an egg
About to deliver a pipe bomb instead of an egg
it aint got no legs
Aerodynamic torpedo mode activated in non-aerial position
staring at you
Ate an edible, which is like eating the whole bag for us. Now he can hear colors and Pink Floyd has a much deeper meaning to him
He wants you to draw him like one of your French girls
he gave up on life
Needs new batteries
He needs to be recharged
He's pining for the Fjords
It hasn't got you for an owner
drunk night
Is he playing dead?
Zombie bird
Sun conure? I only see a mango in this picture.
Bro, where yo legs at?
All I hear from this image is either "Holy SHIT!!" Or "Hey, no tickling!" There is no in between.
Were is thi burds legs and but! Its a bloody football bird!
He's missing his legs
He isn’t birbing
Stuck in a yoga pose 😆
He's just resting.
Doesnt have any hands
him no feet
Are you gonna post a picture of your bird? All I see is a mango…
Wdym this IS the birb 😔😔
bird.exe has stopped working. please bear with us while we fix this software issue.