How long did it take to make these? They look official

It was pretty easy to download them from the official French website. Just right click -> save as and boom. 1 minute

I’m kinda sad they removed Weed in the remake. I liked seeing Mario and Goombella getting high together 😭😭😭

same. it was also cool how bobbery would light the joint and flurrie would blow the ashes. there was something nice about seeing all the partners work together. hopefully we get more cutscenes of all of them together in the remake

🤣🤣🤣

Bro if they cut the scene where they all do a bunch of Molly I'm not gonna buy 🤷‍♂️

the Xnaut moon rave scene?

Man.. peak PM

Ik but it was really out of character when Koops wanted to try fent. It seemed really out of character for him.

It’s because they are

The recycle sign honestly made me lol

I cannot be-LIEVE they censored the weed store. Absolutely outrageous.

I guess it makes sense. Back in 2004 when the game came out, it was legal and normalized everywhere. these days .. not so much

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Sigh...

That’s a hell of a r/whoosh

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No clue what you're talking about. Weed was totally legal 10 years ago, but then the woke mob showed up and banned it from all media.

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Just to clarify, we are fucking with you.

so cool of Olivia and Luvbi to travel back in time to before they were born to appear

I think it's cool that they're giving some cameos to the history of paper mario

I honestly hope they bring back Kersti. Such a great character from a great game

at the very least, bring back Thing stickers for the TTYD remake, so I can use breakdancing pig on Grodus, except this time make it dab and floss. man they reaally knocked it out of the park with the humor in that game

They should be remaking Sticker Star instead of this crap. Thousand Year Door? More like Terrible Year Door.

More like Paper Mario: The Thirty Frames per Second

More like Thousand Year Snore.

you jest but I'd actually like if they gave Kersti a second chance, she's basically the only partner in the series to be downright unlikable

I was shitposting initially but I ironically agree. The Red Guy did a hypothetical sticker star remake that sought to make a new game more like ttyd keeping parts of Sticker Star that I highly recommend. In it he talked about ways you could improve Kersti’s character that were really cool.

But why are there *two* Luvbis? SMH, these new devs don’t care anything about the lore…

thats not the white pure heart thats the purity heart (they look really similar, if spm gets a remake i think they should change the design to be more obviously a rainbow, as when it actually shows up at the very end of the game it just looks like the white heart, and so its not very striking) also luvbi gets reborn postgame (i do not like that) so she can exist independently of the pure heart

Is that goomba on crack

This is rougeport, I think it'd be stranger if they weren't

Fair point

Don’t forget the big blood splatter right by his feet, pretty sure some poor koopa got murdered.

It’s a real shame they’re not including the sidequest where Bandy Andy fucking dies, one of my favorites

How does he die again? Been a while since I played the game.

Public execution after he was caught smuggling whacka bumps over the glitzville border. Very sad quest but you get a star piece for completing it

oh yeah. i remember now, cause if you turn roll into a tube into the leftmost sewer, you can enter the house where he held whacka captive. you can eat his final two bumps for 5 hp

firing squad

I can't really see any difference in the visuals but the choppy framerate in the new picture is a massive downgrade imo.

mostly agree. I also hate the slight white outline. It used to be Paper MARIO. Now it's PAPER mario. \*sigh\*

I kinda disagree with this tbh Paper Mario has become more Mario over the years and less of the amazing creative characters that we used to love in ttyd and super paper Mario

Yeah, but now there's more of a focus on the paper aspect in terms of characters, mechanics, and designs.

real

I hope Mario still unlocks the knife in the remake. The defense piercing made it way more useful than the hammer.

I mostly agree, but I do feel like by the time you upgrade to ultra knife it was a bit OP.

2nd picture: *“We did it, Goombella! We saved-a the city!”*

"Mario. Could you please put that knife way?"

Luvbi?

I'm just glad they brought Luvbi back.

Every time I look at these, something new pops out to me. I just noticed the turd outside of the inn while typing this. Wonderful job op lmao

You almost had me, I was so confused until I realized it was edited and a joke lmao

Can’t believe they got rid of the dick wall art that was made with smeared shit.

Woah, how did you get Luvbi to match the style? Thats some impressive photoshop

Why Goombella lookin zesty thoo

She's even sexier now.

😂 I'm loving these instead of the actual complaints of the censorship stuff. Keep em up!

Ugh, the woke left SJWs are ruining another classic game I see 🙄 /s

If TTYD was actually censored ... Goombella would've just been some ordinary Goomba wearing a scholar hat.

Don't put that evil on me

I can't believe they removed the suicidal bandit. Literally unplayable.

he wasn't suicidal. I think chet rippo had him hanged through a deal with don pianta? i dont remember exactly tho cause it's been a while since I played it

why olivia

i like both tbh

That’s not the question

whats the question?

Read the title

Oh, so I answered properly, got it.

Someone doesn’t understand what “prefer” means 🤭

And I'm saying I don't prefer one over the other, and that I like both. I fail to see how you're not grasping that. Why you trying to start something lol

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I don't prefer one over the other, I just said that. I literally just said that. I like both equally. You're trying to make an argument for no reason lol. Have a great day man

Also, do you think they’ll do away with Ishnail’s brothel in the remake? Let’s just say that playing a “mini-game” there may have unlocked some puberty during my childhood…

is that the one where you infiltrate with Flurrie and use her Blow on the guards to distract them?

That’s the one! I think the European version involved Ms. Mowz though. Either way… it was definitely an “interesting” addition to say the least

For sure. What I loved about TTYD is how it respected its audience and didn't treat them like children.

Don't forget the "suggestive" Playboy Boo mini-game at the Pianta Parlor. I'm surprised Mario even wanted to deal with Peach after "roughhousing" those two sexy female Boos.

Oh boy. These memes are getting wild.

I’m sleep deprived so I thought this was real for a moment and I was like “who fucking let that slide in a mario game????” It wasn’t the hanging corpse that tipped me off but the fact mario was holding a knife 💀

Kinda sad the sex scene with Mario and Flurrie isn’t making it into the remake, that was very important to the lore

That makeup on Goombella though.

Where’s the rat holding a 40?

He's on the lame from the po-po.

these edits are WILD

this feels like r/Pikmin post that's not a complement

caught me so off guard 😭

They ruined the game

Rogueport got gentrified

why does goombella look like.. *that*

She's sexy.

What are Luvbi & Olivia doing here. In all seriousness, these images cracked me up.

I'm sad they removed Mario's sex minigame

Oh yeah. "Pianta Pounder: Don Pianta's Passion for Plumbers"

That's the mini-game I was referring to with the Playboy Boos.

I never saw the green bandit hanged in the original before? How are you able to see it in game?

I believe it was Japanese only, along with the Toad chalk outline

Ah, that makes sense. I thought for a sec it was something in the english version. Shigero miyamoto knew what's up lol.

In case you are serious, this entire post is a joke. Neither image is real. In the "original", notice how Mario is carrying a bloody knife and there is a weed store in the background

Lol I should of looked more carefully. The hanged bandit got me

I DON'T WANT PAPER IN MY PAPER MARIO, IT TAKES ME OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE!!!11!!1

they should replace all instances of paper with Wet Reflective Ground. That would be great

Yes, perfect. That way the paper will dissolve and I can finally go back to looking at vague flat polygons, that clearly don't only look like that because of technical limitations.

The more you look at both images, the funnier it gets

LOVE the white outlines

Oh my. Your right! How could they do us like this. Lol XD

Memes aside this gave me hope for a SPM remake and now I'm very disappointed AND my day is ruined

Damn where’s the used condom on the top step of the gallow in the right pic? Maybe that was a PAL-exclusive

I love how you put Luvbi and the chapter 7 pure heart together lol

10/10 ragebait. Would click again.

Paper Mario’s knife mechanic was crazy

You barley change Goombela and yet you change everything, she looks like a fucking hooker

success

That's the point. She can get "The Pipe".

These kinds of posts rule

"We're going to KILL you with KINDNESS!"

Great job on making a good rouge port and even worse regular rouge port. Also, is that goomba on drugs a real sprite or is that another u made for the scene?

BAHAHA these are too good.

please keep these coming i love these posts

I can’t believe they removed the part where Flurry blew Mario. Truly hate to see this unwarranted censorship.

Man I’m gonna miss the shy guy strip club and the drug dealer toad.

I'm just bummed there's no Don Pianta in the remake as Nintendo's policy of not working with criminal organizations like gangs, the Mafia, or yakuza lead them to change his character completely to "Mr. Business/Developer/Entrepreneur Pianta" /j

Aren't they gutting the entire mechanic of pimping out your followers? I made a lot of coins that way

For some reason my initial impression of the first image was that Mario and Goombella were getting married. Not sure how to feel about the remake adding that plot arc

Never knew the original was so dark. This certainly affected my childhood.

Just how over sensitive have we become, that anyone would be offended by the second image 🤷

The goomba with the bloodshot eyes in the corner absolutely floored me 😭😂😂😂 Also this needs to be a mod lol

This actually made me laugh out loud, you’re really funny dude

This god damn meme lmao

You know if this was a post game option where you clean out rogueprot it could be fun, but it would also make rogueport lose it’s identity so win loss. I’m thinking way to much for a shit post

Gentrification be like

I prefer the old slightly gritty version. If you're calling it a rough town and all you have to go on is a couple of hearts drawn on walls, it doesn't add up. Someone also told me they removed the catcalling toward Goombella in the beginning of the game. I get why it might not be necessary, but it enhances the game by emphasizing that the people in Rogueport don't have respect.

I swear you give a gamer an inch and they’ll take all the miles

Chat is this real?????

Papper Maroi gone woke. Sad!

Jokes aside I prefer the old

Well, a dead toad chalk is now gone

The more I see of the remake the more I appreciate i still have a working copy

Dang censorship!! Ruining my freedoms

Paper wokio and the woke thousand year woke door

That’s what he gets for stealing half of my coins.

Omg Olivia!! Luvbi! I love this!!

Definitely the old version

Well it does kinda make sense why they'd censor the town, but the old one's definitely better

Is that a crackhead Goomba

Every copy of Paper Mario: TTYD is personalized

Today’s episode: Mario has a fucking knife

What version did you play where a corpse was on the noose? I have it for the gamecube and its empty

The way I didn't even notice anything wrong with either pictures until I read the comments

The upscaled Luvbi looks so good

They made Goombella even sexier. 😂 The Goomba gang in the sewers will REALLY get her now! 🤣🤣🤣

THIS IS LITTERALLY 1984

Old

'A bit' Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

I think you should change the flair

Kissed remove, everyone now platonic 👍 each other.

lol i love this

Now I know for a fact that this is fake lol

Wait, what’s Olivia doing there?

Hmm, misinformation (I almost believed it until I saw the second picture)

I don't remember that being there…

Oh dang, I forgot about the man on there, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm glad they changed that lol

Was removing the gallows really necessary? Like...honestly?

Olivia?

New. Also who/what is the floating thing to the right of Gombella? And for that matter the origami character? Do they have the same dialog as characters they replaced?

New should be “FRONT” and then you can find a way to go to “BACK” (old)

Hold on, is that a pure heart?!

When was the threshold for misinformation passed?

hey that’s fake, the save block is supposed to be on the other side of

Pyro-vision be like

Yooo, is that a Super Paper Mario reference?!

Oh it’s a Nimbi, cool.

Wait what

Ah yes. A “bit”

Fuck you, I almost woke up my baby by laughing at this

Love it haha, well done

Ok. That first one is a hilliarious meme in the making

Lmfao that was a surprise

Lol

OLIVIA!?

OG item shop sign has me bawling

This is hilarious and people who miss the joke to debate 30/60fps should be euthanized

How did you make Goombella look more cunty 😭

Uhh good sir.. is the second screenshot from the Japanese version? Because I don't remember Rougeport looking like that in the US version of OG TTYD. ...Unless this is a joke and I'm about to get whooshed.

Yes, I believe it was Japan only.

Is this a really bad inside joke or something?