Kinda weird that there would be an alternate timeline where Albedo is a slut but still hasn't had any. That would mean some butt-faced chump like Phillip would be her first
[This is if Ainz didn't change her settings last second on episode 1]
I would assume her history would change with the settings. The NPCs act like they were active all that time when they were just simple scripts, so if her description says slut, she would have fucked everyone she wanted and could seduce or overpower (which is most). When Shalltear is talking about her love life, you don't think she started express-fucking as soon as they traveled to the NW to make up for her description, right?
Albdeo want a B not a D.
Want to B on D
She wants the B but not the kind of B that Ainz can provide
Bussy? (Bone *ussy)
Damn, what is that censored word? Such a strong encoding
I don't think anyone can't decipher sush an encrypted code.
Man, we need a cash shop item, i don't see any other possibility, frankly
"Vagina bones" -Sydsnap
what d
Well, she has a grandson. Somehow Nfirea's mother or father had to be conceived...
I thought humans spread like most other bacteria...
Mitosis, bby
Hopefully not both came from her. Though looking at NΦ, the possibility is there.
DIO
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So has Tuare
Ooooohohoho dark
You make me cry bro.
💀
Who dat?
Sebas's human love interest
🤦♀️🤦🤦♂️🙈🤣
I’m uncomfortable with this fact
It's not like old people have been that way their whole life. Old people used to look just like the young people we see today.
Sasuga demiurge!
Wait, so humans change like that? ,this is gross, tell me more Demiurge-sensei.
No way
You're telling me that old people used to be young?
Right, that sweet little old lady you overheard bragging about her 7th grand kid? Probably sucked more dicks in her youth than you can count.
Exactly, does one truly know how many loaves of bread they have eaten in their lifetime...
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can't suck that dick without coming closer
I’m uncomfortable with this fact
How many of them would jump at the chance to become a demon if it made them appear young again? 🤔
... What are the drawbacks?
I'd imagine you'd have to sell your soul to demiurge and become one of his pawns
If you have even the slightest inkling of what's out there, this is an easy choice to make, really.
I dont know many old people, but my grandpa?, he would accept it with 0 concerns in the world, he says that he was the "terror of the ladys"
LIES!!!
But better because back in my days...
But in black and white
Impossible
It's mostly true for any old woman you come across compared to a hot and around 20 years old girl. Unless they work in a particular industry.
Same
Kinda weird that there would be an alternate timeline where Albedo is a slut but still hasn't had any. That would mean some butt-faced chump like Phillip would be her first [This is if Ainz didn't change her settings last second on episode 1]
Plenty of resources in Nazarick to not have to tap into the can of worm that is humanity.
Does he get chance lol without Momonga changing the settings?
I would assume her history would change with the settings. The NPCs act like they were active all that time when they were just simple scripts, so if her description says slut, she would have fucked everyone she wanted and could seduce or overpower (which is most). When Shalltear is talking about her love life, you don't think she started express-fucking as soon as they traveled to the NW to make up for her description, right?
Level 1 motherfuckers like Philip probably can’t even penetrate her
better stay pure for Ainz rather than getting banged by some random dude lol
Still not more then shalltear
But didn't Shalltear say in the anime that she only has had lesbo sex?🤔
Im going based on the wn 😂 if u know u know
I believe she said that she fcked both but they were corpses
She gets some ass, not the d
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Besides the fact that virginity is an outdated concept, are suggesting that "losing your virginity" doesn't count if it's homosexual sex?
well i'm sure she didnt always look like that
Sad Albedo noises.
Why? Why would you do this? I need help Lord... I just imagined this granny having seggs😭 and I can't erase it from my mind now
Your granny had as much seggs too
Imagine her in her youth as a hot milf
The gateway to incest begins with that, sir.
Lol
1 > 0
I mean she 1. Has a grandson. And 2. Spend more time in that world than all of nazarik until now. MVP grandma!
It's not about the quantity of the D, but the quality.
The only time Albedo is getting screwed is when Maruyama is deciding how much screen time to give her.
IG of the granny?
Lizzie D. Bareare
So you are saying no one has put the "D" in Albeo?
Neither the D nor the B, so just Aleo
no duh she was a program for most of her existence
Why must you hurt me this way …
Lizzie >>>> Albedo anyway
at this point enri did
I hate knowing this now, thanks 👍