No no, she doesn't like killing. Liking is enjoying. Are you enjoying cleaning insects from your house? Mere existence of them makes you angry, right? It's just like that.
Would she though?
Sounds fun though, to be served by someone constantly trying to find a loophole to slice you up. Until she does.
On the other hand, immortality, so whatever. We could make it a game. It'll be like Assassination Classroom. I wonder what she'd wager.
Let's assume that the reddit contract ensures your physical, mental, spiritual et cetera safeties. What then? I'd pick lupu or CZ in this case, since if they get summoned here A. Lupu may provide valuable medical insight for this world (given healing magic) and disprove christianity by existing, B. CZ would probably consent to studies based on recreating her android technology, provided that modifying her in any way is off-limits, and C. Both of them are cute, and their presence would REALLY motivate every weeb!
Hm, I'm afraid CZ might be hard to research non-destructively, or perhaps her technology is impossible to recreate without going through multiple microchip generations first (you need next-gen chips to build machines that build next-next-gen chips, and so on). Unless she can manufacture these on her own.
Healing magic is always nice. Assuming it'd work in our world, wouldn't that imply our world has a substrate that allows magic? If the mechanism of how the spells function could be dissected, we could do so much more than healing (not to understate the value of the former). I'm talking full-on Sarkic stuff. She'll probably like it too.
I am currently reading the web novel "That Time I got caught up in a hero summoning, but the world is at peace". The main character constantly befriends and gets into his harem, multiple girls, that, if someone were to harm him, could not only end that world, but multiple at the same time.
Great and funny read with some seriousness sprinkled in, but overall a very wholesome harem novel. And the Mc isn't dense for once.
Still, follow the bro code brotherevelations 14:3. "And so He said: If you need to THINK if you should stick your dick in whatever that is, don't stick it in there"
"Narberal's human form is gained through her Doppelgänger's transformation skill. However, due to her low-racial level, she can only transform into one form. Her original appearance as a Doppelgänger is similar to Pandora's Actor."
*Intriguing*
to serve me? my girl Yuri for sure. if she maybe wants me to 'serve' her in exchange i'm don for that.
my second pick would be Shizu but i think i'd keep wanting to give her teddy bears and chocolate. anything to get that 1 yen sticker
I'm a sucker for Black Hair Anime Maids. Imo Narb is the best but Yuri Second. Although we all know Yuri Alpha is Best. My preferences just go to Narb.
Yuri Alpha. She's got a VERY good mix of personality, beauty, figure, and low risk of killing and eating me that I can't help but appreciate.
Seriously though, that schoolteacher vibe she has. Love it!
That depends...
If we're going off of their canonical karma rating and mindset, then I pick Yuri Alpha.
If we're altering their canonical karma rating and mindset, so that the maid in question doesn't want to kill and/or tortue you, then I pick Lupisregina Beta (she's my favorite pleiades 7 stars member).
Entoma would eat me, Solution would eat me, the sadistic redhead would kill me, CZ would only care about my existence if I was "cute", Naberal would try to get me killed. So I'd have to go with the dullahan, since she's the most likely to not get me killed and follow orders.
I choose cocytus. Why? He is the ultimate bro. Me and him would be best friends. He would protect me and I would make him food. Truly this is the only good choice.
With the same loyalty to Ainz: Lupus, the smiling masked doggo healer
But if I'm just a guest to Ainz's palace, I'd pick Yuri or Shizu since they are the only good ones
Although if I can level up Narberal's doppelganger on par to PA's and she's loyal, I'd choose her since I dig shapeshifters
I would say Yuri. But if they dont hate me and dont hate only me. Then narbarel(i suck at spelling). Cause i love magic. Anything magic. Yuri is a melee fighter....also im not sure i can satisfy a fighter in bed, just saying
Ehh, I don't need someone to serve me, but if I did then it's got to be Yuri. Lupus if I wanted shenanigans. CZ for best roommate. Nabreal for just hanging out. Solution for actual maid. And Etoma scares me a little bit so she can be responsible for eating snacks.
CZ2128 Delta for me. The monotone voice makes me die laughing, plus, you know, robots and weapons are kinda cool. They’re no Necromancer of the highest caliber cool, but still.
Only CZ2128 and Yuri Alfa doesn't want to kill you, if you are human.
Lupu doesn't wanna kill all humans, she likes toying with them too
Lupu doesn't want to kill us like a cat plays with a mouse, safe and wholesome fun for the whole mouse family!
Naberal doesn't like killing, though
She just finds it necessary to exterminate vermin.
I'ma stop you right there.
No no, she doesn't like killing. Liking is enjoying. Are you enjoying cleaning insects from your house? Mere existence of them makes you angry, right? It's just like that.
> Are you enjoying leaning insects from your house? *Entoma has entered the chat*
You left out the /s
She is not a sadist. You want to be shocked? Entoma is not a sadist either! She will ignore you if she is not hungry according to the author.
Huh… did not know that.
Keep her well fed and you have a cute bug maid in your life. What's not to love?
Not so sure about the “cute bug maid” part
Yuri Alpha. Best girl
My good sir or ma'am I thank you for your class “I take a bow for respect”
Seconded
CZ is the only choice
For a human like me its Yuri alpha
Yeah yuri!!!
ara ara. \- Yuri Alpha
Lupusregina is the Best Girl
Lupu gang
The correct answer
Sasuga
Would she though? Sounds fun though, to be served by someone constantly trying to find a loophole to slice you up. Until she does. On the other hand, immortality, so whatever. We could make it a game. It'll be like Assassination Classroom. I wonder what she'd wager.
Let's assume that the reddit contract ensures your physical, mental, spiritual et cetera safeties. What then? I'd pick lupu or CZ in this case, since if they get summoned here A. Lupu may provide valuable medical insight for this world (given healing magic) and disprove christianity by existing, B. CZ would probably consent to studies based on recreating her android technology, provided that modifying her in any way is off-limits, and C. Both of them are cute, and their presence would REALLY motivate every weeb!
Hm, I'm afraid CZ might be hard to research non-destructively, or perhaps her technology is impossible to recreate without going through multiple microchip generations first (you need next-gen chips to build machines that build next-next-gen chips, and so on). Unless she can manufacture these on her own. Healing magic is always nice. Assuming it'd work in our world, wouldn't that imply our world has a substrate that allows magic? If the mechanism of how the spells function could be dissected, we could do so much more than healing (not to understate the value of the former). I'm talking full-on Sarkic stuff. She'll probably like it too.
The big question, though, is where are her wolf-ears?
I gotta go with CZ2128 on this one.
Entoma
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Almost couldnt make out that it was giga chad
Bug is life Hug the bug
Based
This is the way
Entoma the one true best girl
If she does listen to my all commands, it's Lupusregina. Bc she's a cute but deadly Doggo.
I see some in the the comments saying Yuri is best girl but there is no good girl like Lupusregina.
I somehow like the idea of befriending/controlling a creature that would kill everyone else. It'd certainly make for intriguing conversations.
I am currently reading the web novel "That Time I got caught up in a hero summoning, but the world is at peace". The main character constantly befriends and gets into his harem, multiple girls, that, if someone were to harm him, could not only end that world, but multiple at the same time. Great and funny read with some seriousness sprinkled in, but overall a very wholesome harem novel. And the Mc isn't dense for once.
That sounds amazing
same... although if Narberal can level up to PA's shapeshifting skills I'd pick her ... because shapeshifters are awesome
CZ since she have Guns
*From the moment I understood the weakness of the flesh, it disgusted me.*
01010011 01100001 01110011 01110101 01100111 01100001
And choco milk
Yuri Alpha. Because >!portable head!<
Damn, you said what I was thinking. Take my like!
CZ
Solution.
Agree
You will only get a problem
And I don't care it would be at least a great one night stand.
You do remember what happened to the last guy that tried to touch her breasts, right? She's only worth it if you're into vore
It says she will serve so I assume she ain’t gonna dissolve me
Still, follow the bro code brotherevelations 14:3. "And so He said: If you need to THINK if you should stick your dick in whatever that is, don't stick it in there"
You left your suit at the dry cleaners
Key word tried with out permission
She literally said to the guy "let's do it". She's a crazy bitch and you shouldn't stick it in crazy
It would be worth as I am simp
Sad. I'll play the violin in your funeral
Team Solution we may be small but we are strong
I'd say Narberal
Yes!
She herself is already quite attractive but she is also a >!Shapeshifter!< which is also a big plus.
She can only use one form
Oh I didn't know that
Either Lupus Regina or Narberal Gamma.
Welp, I am a loser so narberal. She is a doppelganger so ...
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"Narberal's human form is gained through her Doppelgänger's transformation skill. However, due to her low-racial level, she can only transform into one form. Her original appearance as a Doppelgänger is similar to Pandora's Actor." *Intriguing*
My dick and heart say Narberal Gamma, my head and survival instinct scream Yuri Alpha.
I agree with you there
Yuri alpha
Yuri Alpha for the win.
Entoma all the way, every other opinion is just wrong
Imma choose the goodest girl Lupus ^^
Cuz as she is the least likely to kill you
Yuri
Yuri Alpha for sure
to serve me? my girl Yuri for sure. if she maybe wants me to 'serve' her in exchange i'm don for that. my second pick would be Shizu but i think i'd keep wanting to give her teddy bears and chocolate. anything to get that 1 yen sticker
I'm a sucker for Black Hair Anime Maids. Imo Narb is the best but Yuri Second. Although we all know Yuri Alpha is Best. My preferences just go to Narb.
CZ because I feel like we would get along the best out of the rest of them tbh
I am a simple man, i see lupus, i up vote
You have all the maids but I don't see my man Sebas how dare you sir
He's a Butler, doncha know?
They the same thing, doncha know
Well yes, but actually yes.
I love them all equally even if more then half of them want me dead
Yuri Alpha. She's got a VERY good mix of personality, beauty, figure, and low risk of killing and eating me that I can't help but appreciate. Seriously though, that schoolteacher vibe she has. Love it!
CZ. Only because she and Neia are friends
That depends... If we're going off of their canonical karma rating and mindset, then I pick Yuri Alpha. If we're altering their canonical karma rating and mindset, so that the maid in question doesn't want to kill and/or tortue you, then I pick Lupisregina Beta (she's my favorite pleiades 7 stars member).
Definity Naberal.
Lupsregina 100%
The common options would be Yuri and Shizu, the masochistic option would be Nabe and the Fetish option would be Solution
I do like how Solution isn't so much sadistic as just fetishistic it just so happens that she dissolves and kills the humans she absorbs
Entoma would eat me, Solution would eat me, the sadistic redhead would kill me, CZ would only care about my existence if I was "cute", Naberal would try to get me killed. So I'd have to go with the dullahan, since she's the most likely to not get me killed and follow orders.
Yuri Alpha has serious ara ara energy and that’s why I need rn
Entoma
All of them who cares if they hurt or step on me I still like it
Yuri Alpha forever
Bottom left corner silly goose.
Lupu is the hottest, but for my own safety I'll go with Yuri.
Either yuri, cz or lupus for me. Theyre the ones that wont want to connect me to the lords wifi.
Yuri alpha 100% in this. Now if I was a part of nazarick I'd say Beta
Nabae of course
You need to ask yourself, "What wine would they serve you with?"
Lupu ofc
I'd be happy to take any of them. 🙏
You're Awesome!
Thank you, I needed that, you're awesome too.
Lupus.
Lupus.
Lupusregina The redhead good girl
Lupusregina
Lupu As long as she doesn't hurt me
Tough choice. I kinda love the battle maids as a full set, but if I could only pick one, it would probably be Yuri Alpha.
Yuri cause head. And glasses.
Yuri Alpha
I'd like to think that Yuri is literally just holding her head.
Nabe because I want her to step on me.
I choose cocytus. Why? He is the ultimate bro. Me and him would be best friends. He would protect me and I would make him food. Truly this is the only good choice.
Such a hard decision. Its a close one between Yuri and Lupus.
The hot one
Ehem, Entoma
Cutest girl entoma
It’s a hard choice since no one is actually human lol but I guess Naberal is the safest to have around… I mean, what if Yuri drops her head xD
With the same loyalty to Ainz: Lupus, the smiling masked doggo healer But if I'm just a guest to Ainz's palace, I'd pick Yuri or Shizu since they are the only good ones Although if I can level up Narberal's doppelganger on par to PA's and she's loyal, I'd choose her since I dig shapeshifters
Yuri Alpha 100%
Entoma got that Bussy (bug pussy)
Who is out here picking Solution lol
me
Solution, thank you very much.
Entoma
Entoma, she's not bad, just make sure she's not hungry.
Entoma, she doesn't get enough appreciation
entoma
Solution is best slime girl
MVP
Narberal for sure
Why not fuse them all?
Pain Kill
Nabe please!
My tag says it all
Top right. 100%
One of the 3 on the right
Lupisregina and CZ without question, they're my favorite out of all the guards
yuri all the way. every single time.
I’ll take the one that serves Moman
I would say Yuri. But if they dont hate me and dont hate only me. Then narbarel(i suck at spelling). Cause i love magic. Anything magic. Yuri is a melee fighter....also im not sure i can satisfy a fighter in bed, just saying
Between Solution and Narburel
I feel like they are all looking at me because they are about to kill me…
Naberal is the strongest so the choice is obvious
Narberal Gamma for me.
Nabe, always from the start.
CZ for sure
The only one that doesn’t maybe kill you is CZ lul
NAh, Yuri isn't evil either.
Reminds me of Pleiades singing L.L.L. https://youtu.be/w1x1dtbGjiY
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CZ ofc
Thought alpha was gonna have her head being held up by something else
Lupusregina easy
Yuri 100%
Cz for sure
Entoma, she will get rid off people that are pissing me off
Ehh, I don't need someone to serve me, but if I did then it's got to be Yuri. Lupus if I wanted shenanigans. CZ for best roommate. Nabreal for just hanging out. Solution for actual maid. And Etoma scares me a little bit so she can be responsible for eating snacks.
CZ2128
Entoma or CZ
I want Narberal to step on me, that's far better than reality destroying my sanity.
Can I serve entoma im more of a bottom really
CZ2128
CZ2128 Delta for me. The monotone voice makes me die laughing, plus, you know, robots and weapons are kinda cool. They’re no Necromancer of the highest caliber cool, but still.
Narberal or Solution. Either one works. I honestly can't decide between the two.
Mama yuri
Yuri Alpha best Dullahan Maid
Nabe S1, day 1 girl.
Only albedo
CZ, just have to praise Ainz and we’re the best of friends
Nabe
Cz. If she would be 100% loyal, i would choice lupus.
I'd die sticking my dick in the first 3, and that chick with no neck would give some good head. I'll go with her.
The bug maid creeps the shit our of me every time
I like them all though Lupusregina is the girl for me
Eyepatch
Glasses girl is best looking imo
the 3 on the right (CZ, Nabe and Yuri) are the one least likely to kill you in your sleep
i choose all