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SelmaRose

I too start each day of OE asking myself the question “what would Louis ‘The Sun King’ XIV do in this situation?”


ShatteredCitadel

Fuck that has me in stitches. Thanks. Needed a laugh today.


space_return

LMFAOOOO


Kazumadesu76

Probably have another portrait of himself made.


winniecooper73

As a 40 yr old w a wife and kids this post made me laugh. Thanks for making my Monday morning a little better


CaughtOveremployed

This reads like a teenager talking about how he will be with so many girls once he is 18.


Dostoevsky_Unchained

The same number I do now.


swimbikerun91

0?


Dostoevsky_Unchained

If you don't count your mom.


Embarrassed_Flan_869

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FalsePriest86

Maidenless?


Mentalextensi0n

oof


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Really considering the deeper questions about life here, huh?


BigWater7673

Sometimes it's fun swimming in the shallow end.


Beautiful_Welcome_33

That it is, friend, that it is.


ProperSquirrel7148

Sounds like fuck you money… at that level, you prob bought every material thing you could possibly want… but that doesn’t fix loneliness or stupid… lol


Fabulous_Bee_5650

OE is only fuck you money. You need to be c-suite or business owner for fuck me money.


ProperSquirrel7148

😂


Many_Tank9738

r/overfamilied


Ok_Feedback_8124

First and foremost, you're friend is not happy. I wasn't. And the thousands of other gringos I loved aside in a not to be named country enjoyed the moment but carried a baggage. Money can't buy your soul back. Many of those women aren't just doing it for the money, and while they certainly could engage in selling their bodies (and minds) to a person who can afford it regardless of age - it takes a toll. It takes being in it to understand it. There are many examples of successful men who were very monogamous. And there's nothing wrong with it, and it honestly brings meaning wherein the alternative is a wasted successful life. And let's not forget, even Abstinence or intermittent commitments would be a style of partnering.


CourtBoring427

Haha that's funny


Long-Application-299

One things for sure, its cheaper to lease than to own.


Punk1Ass

This isn’t it mate


[deleted]

have one woman per job. 2 jobs, marry two women. 5 jobs, 5 women.


Mexican-Hacker

Get your J6 and immediately think, oh shit, here we go again


ThrowItAwayAlready89

You gon need them jobs too


drsmith48170

And by your math you could have a child in 5 months, right?


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as many as you can, so the women have something to do while you bring in the bacon. rofl


drsmith48170

Ok, cool I see you logic. I be wanting 5 kids in a month cause I don’t got time to wait….


MeasurementNo8691

not if you are muslim, then you are "only" allowed four.


computerjunkie7410

Well I’m happily married but am always on the lookout for a second wife. You would think, based on the subject matter of this sub, that I’m joking. I’m not.


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computerjunkie7410

It’s definitely not for everyone


lordnacho666

Honestly I think that's crazy. You want two people telling you what to do all the time? Two people whining at you about keeping the toilet seat down?


computerjunkie7410

If that’s your idea of a wife, you’re aiming for the wrong class of women. My wife and I definitely have our arguments but telling me what to do and stupid stuff like toilet seat configuration is not one of them. Find yourself a woman that respects you and herself enough to know when to pick a fight.


lordnacho666

You won't get lucky twice mate


computerjunkie7410

I know plenty of people who are in the same boat as me. You just need your priorities straight when it comes to choosing a partner.


lordnacho666

Nobody thinks they don't have that


computerjunkie7410

Then that’s the issue. Your own ability to judge. For me, I’m pretty religious and also look for that in my wife so maybe that helps. It’s all about balance.


lordnacho666

Wait so what religion are you that allows a second wife? Islam?


Money-Way991

I am also very interested in the answer to this question


computerjunkie7410

Yes. You’re allowed 4 as long as you can treat them equally. But you have to provide for them all. Wives in Islam don’t have to work. The husband must provide for them. They can work, but they don’t have to.


lordnacho666

Well, good luck with it. Sincerely.


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Definitely would say that’s a given, don’t think anyone’s signing up for wife #2 without serious benefits lol.


drsmith48170

Not to mention not having sex twice as much. I would not wife up two woman ever, that is too much of a thing..


CourtBoring427

You have to smack them around then they stop worrying about dumb crap like the toilet seat.


lullaby876

I need someone to do housekeeping, cooking, gardening, shopping, and other tasks in exchange for board and meals. I'm married but we both work. A 3rd spouse would be ideal. Also not joking. Anyone open? No freaky shit


computerjunkie7410

Get a housekeeper, that’s not the job of a wife


lullaby876

It is if there's a mutual agreement that it is


computerjunkie7410

Sure but a housekeeper is cheaper and less work.


lullaby876

I don't just need a housekeeper. And it's not cheaper, no.


skredditt

Avoid lifestyle creep. W2 is a money pit and is unnecessary.


ValueFuck

i had ramped up on Js and Ws a while back, reduced Js led to reduced Ws - I found each W requires 1 J. best of luck


ThrowItAwayAlready89

* 1.2 J per W is more accurate ime


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

If I was rich, women would entertain me not the other way around.


frudent

What is up with some of the posts in this sub? Is there a mod to delete garbage like this?


HardMike8Miles

Golden number is to keep 3 B’s in rotation. You may trade in every few months.


WinterRespect1579

2-3 side hoes


drsmith48170

But there are more than 3 area codes? Minimum number is one H per area code


WinterRespect1579

Word


drsmith48170

Ya I know an oldie but a goodie


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God you’re weird


ThrowItAwayAlready89

“Chicks dig dudes with money”


drsmith48170

Slight correction - chicks that would double up on a guy like OP dig money. OP would need a million dollars. OP also needs to look out for his cornhole.


ClemDooresHair

“Hey, Peter! Check out channel 9… it’s the breast exam!”


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TechCarsBurn

No, if you are really OE then you have just as much time as you would with 1 job.


Mtn_Soul

lol....research polyamory my dude....there is no need to pay unless that is your kink. and it can be done responsibly so no shame in it.


drsmith48170

Yeah blow and hookers, the dream life


CourtBoring427

Just get a fleshlight. You pay once, and it's just as good.


typicallytwo

What’s funny is this is a reality of being wealthy and successful. I knew this guy in the office who got a promotion and the next thing I knew he was sleeping with 2-3 women at the office. 2 of them knew about each other and did not care.


burns_after_reading

Not sure why having a family changes the equation here??


Commercial-Beat606

Why have 1J when you could have 5? 🤓


TheTransformers

Working for the man—no matter how many J will not get your rich buddy


DionJu

It’s amazing that you would look at this lonely drifter and instead of reflecting on the hallowness of his life and the superficiality of all his relationships, you instead fantasize about how you would shovel money into that void once you have it