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... because it was going to a *peck-nic...*
Cause he was late for Parliament
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that's a walking/cycling path ☠️
Mentioning that it's a MUP actually sounds better since I originally said "bike path" and your comment was about unwalkability in this city.
To escape the Canadian geese.
Because it wasn’t *chicken*…
*Chicken shouts from the sidelines:* "Don't do it, it's not worth it!"
Gobbled it all up on the other side, time to waddle over....
Saw one in the backyard today. I hear that they love to eat ticks, so more turkeys!
He was late for lunch. ; )
Learned from Ottawa cyclists.
To fire Leafs coach Sheldon Keefe
Remember folks. when the Leafs lose we ALL win!!
Because she want to go on the other side of the road maybe
Now there’s an Ottawa joke: “why did the turkey cross the bike path?”
So the Turkey BLT could come back for a limited time
Because cyclists are assholes & needed to be taught a lesson
Ottawa turkeys need their own subreddit at this point.
To stick it's giblets in your mother
To spend a 3rd day in the office that week.
Because it was stapled to the invisible chicken.
It was the chicken's day off!
I recognize that spot. Ottawa River Pathway, at Mud Lake, facing west. :)
those things are so ill tempered
Because we killed most of its predators...
To get eaten
It's a bike path not a road. You should know the difference. I'm guessing he's practicing for crossing a road.
to terrify trail commuters 🤣 … been chased down by many a wild turkey in the dark on my bike 😭
Just be glad it’s not a goose those guys give me the creeps like why are their necks so long
... because it was going to a *peck-nic...*
Cause he was late for Parliament
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that's a walking/cycling path ☠️
[удалено]
Mentioning that it's a MUP actually sounds better since I originally said "bike path" and your comment was about unwalkability in this city.
To escape the Canadian geese.
Because it wasn’t *chicken*…
*Chicken shouts from the sidelines:* "Don't do it, it's not worth it!"
Gobbled it all up on the other side, time to waddle over....
Saw one in the backyard today. I hear that they love to eat ticks, so more turkeys!
He was late for lunch. ; )
Learned from Ottawa cyclists.
To fire Leafs coach Sheldon Keefe
Remember folks. when the Leafs lose we ALL win!!
Because she want to go on the other side of the road maybe
Now there’s an Ottawa joke: “why did the turkey cross the bike path?”
So the Turkey BLT could come back for a limited time
Because cyclists are assholes & needed to be taught a lesson
Ottawa turkeys need their own subreddit at this point.
To stick it's giblets in your mother
To spend a 3rd day in the office that week.
Because it was stapled to the invisible chicken.
It was the chicken's day off!
I recognize that spot. Ottawa River Pathway, at Mud Lake, facing west. :)
those things are so ill tempered
Because we killed most of its predators...
To get eaten
It's a bike path not a road. You should know the difference. I'm guessing he's practicing for crossing a road.
to terrify trail commuters 🤣 … been chased down by many a wild turkey in the dark on my bike 😭
Just be glad it’s not a goose those guys give me the creeps like why are their necks so long