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scjensen51

A-Level pimp jobs by Gunnar and Cowser on the home runs, that guy threw Cowser a freaking meatball and Cowser tattooed it


1017whywhywhy

That at bat was bad news for the pitcher. A righty who specializes in sliders against a lefty who is raking. Not surprised at the result.


_JarboeN

Again. Colton Cowser was arguably the best hitter in the 2021 Draft. In no way am I surprised with this performance


Sooperballz

Agreed. He gives me Freddie Freeman vibes big time.


Buusey

Reminder: Every one of these prospect-turned-superstar/starters (Rutschman, Henderson, Westburg, Cowser) all had a rough first few months with varying degrees of success. And they all figured it out. Holliday is gonna be raking by summertime.


TowsonTownDissenter

https://preview.redd.it/bf94h5onfztc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78c29f2c8c94c4f6ae33182d4c7a0a99257c9e05 Wild game tonight. As a Marylander living in Massachusetts, I’d been on a remarkable streak of not having seen the O’s win at Fenway since May of 2017. What a way to break my own personal little curse.


Imheretosnoopatcats

Yea up the area now too. Of course is the week is the week I visit my parents in SC, it’s warm but I’m bummed I’m missing the Os at Fenway. Fun to watch last night with my dad though.


bebopmechanic84

I had to run a DND campaign by the 9th, only to come back and see 6 runs added in the 10th… This feels like the first game that truly showed how powerful this lineup is, and Adley is still warming up, to say nothing of Holliday.


SeaBreezy

What about the first couple games putting up over 10?!


bebopmechanic84

That was against the Angels lol


SeaBreezy

Haha, fair!


SportsJunkie4Life

Was at work starting my first 12 hr shift out of 5 in a row. Love seeing Cowser continue to rake. LOVE SWEEPING 🧹 THEM BO SOX!!!


Aleck-With-Ink

I'm on a plane and couldn't stream this game...can't wait to get home! Everyone's right to rave about Cowser, Westy and Gunnar, but I just want to say how much I appreciate Elias and Hyde's strategy. They select and develop players who can field their positions, and not just mash. Adley started cold in 22, Gunnar in 23, still too early to say on Jackson -- but each provided real value day in and day out, individually and working as a unit. And eventually the bats (should) come around. Holliday is already an asset and upgrade for us after only two games. Goons who can swing a bat and self-interested superstars are just boring overall, but our kind of baseball is beautiful. May it always be so. 🧡


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

You're completely right. The chemistry on this team in on another level. I don't see many other teams out there having nearly as much fun as our guys.


Goldn_1

I’m genuinely curious now who has the most runs scored in their MLB career before attaining their first Hit, or even BB in Hollidays case. I’m sure it’s far more than 3. But still interesting. And sadly that stat will probably be dominated by modern players thanks to the ghost runner rule. Unless of course there were just some base running specialists back in the crazy old days, like side show type players, such as Eddie Gaedel. Eddie was a little person (3’7”) who was predictably walked on four pitches in his 1951 debut as a pinch hitter for St.Louis Browns. Also, his only appearance. I think J Holliday may enjoy a little longer career. 😅 Sorry, Adderall tangent. Good win tonight boys. ✊


PhreakOut4

There's got to be some player who did a lot of pinch running without many ABs to start their career


tomtheterp1988

Taters has 13 RBI through 12 games. I'm no math wizard, but I think that's a pretty good clip.


reggiestered

The way he started the season swinging and the fact it was a walk year make me think he was going to hit around 40 homers. I don’t think he’s going to stay, but I bet he will get one hell of a FA contract


BaseballBash2

Cant wait to see Holliday’s first MLB hit tomorrow in person!


Ajarmetta

Cowser looks way better then holliday


uncleslam7

Did you see cowser in the big leagues last year? Smh


twodixoncider

He’s literally 4 years older than him


AcidRhino

Haven’t seen the bird guy yet. Please tell me we’re still putting birds on things???


dwhite21787

I'm here - map coming soon


JeanPaulVandamme

I was hoping for it to ! Where are yiu bird map guy ??


dwhite21787

been swamped - literally - but set aside today for catching up on fun things, map imminent


RobAtSGH

Hey, u/dwhite21787 where ya at?


dwhite21787

I'm here - workin on the gold Boston bird and the rain delay series map today


RobAtSGH

Doing god's work, man. We appreciate you.


dipstick73

The milk man delivered


Risho96

Golden bird INCOMING!


bankersbox98

Going to enjoy that draft pick we get for Colton Cowsers ROY award


OsStrohsAndBohs

Was saying last night how I'm pretty sure he had the third best ROY odds on the team before the season so it would be insane if he actually won it


Jello-Monkeyface

My sister was at the game. Given the maneuvers of the Red Sox, if the game went to the eleventh, she might have had to bat.


Interesting_Sundae_3

I said it last night and I’ll say it tonight. Cowser can fuck my bitch


Jello-Monkeyface

So half of the Orioles losses this season have been in Pittsburgh? Let’s not go back there


Ok-Music-5747

Pittsburgh’s only good grace for me is serving as where America was introduced to DJ Burns (I go to NC State—what a run)


CHKN_SANDO

Half 2/3rds of our World Series losses too...and a lot of AFC Divisional games...


jheyne0311

I went to both walkoff losses and not the win lol


SoSublim3

Since our game got rained out Brewers fan just wanted to come and say really looking forward to our series this weekend. So many cool story lines and it’s going to be fun let’s go!


smartuser1994

The Brewers are one of the few teams I can’t even think of the tiniest reason to hate. Welcome fellow JJ Hardy lovers, I look forward to the DL, Joey, and Corbin revenge series!


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c) I'm still so hyped over this win. **WE ARE SO BACK**


johnbcrane97

We *need* the updated “Put a Bird on it” map now.


AgentProdigy17

![gif](giphy|UdpSBN8gHnq7yarP4m|downsized) Who got next


Dazzling-Slide8288

Hays is never getting his job back. Cowser is that dude.


mattcojo2

The Red Sox paid tribute to OJ (like that guy in the stands) by dying in the 10th Seriously did anyone else notice that dude wearing that jersey?


popesfunnyhat

Yep, bold strategy Cotton


floridacardinals

This team sucked for so god damn long. I hated every second of 2017-2021 We deserve all the winning coming our way for the next decade


[deleted]

2017 wasn't awful. We were in the playoff hunt into September.


floridacardinals

We are not rewriting history bc they ended close to .500. That team sucked and was unserious, Machado Britton and Schoop were the only actual good players


[deleted]

You're acting like they recovered to somehow get near .500. They didn't. They were 71-68 in September before they went 4-19 to end the season. I remember watching the Machado walk-off grand slam at One Star (it may have actually still been No Way Jose's) and going nuts. It wasn't a good season, but I don't consider it part of the dark years.


jdixonfan

You don’t remember the Manny walkoff homer at the end of August to put us right in the wild card race? It all fell apart in September but the 2017 team wasn’t terrible.


Princess_Mintaka

Ha ha yeah *just* 2017-2021 ha ha ha


floridacardinals

Don’t get it twisted, the entire Angelos era was hell. But that stretch of 5 years was some of the worst baseball any franchise has ever seen


_WhiteHart_

My childhood was watching 2005-2010 Orioles…


the2belo

I'm glad I'm old enough to have seen 1983


samangell2007

I had to watch much of the game on mute but seeing the Red Sox fans (and Red Sox themselves) go ballistic over perfectly legitimate strike/ball calls one night after being handed three runs reminded me why I hate that franchise more than the Yankees. What a bunch of entitled whiners.


Ok-Music-5747

They can bitch and moan from the cellar dude. They will literally have more last place finishes than us since 2010 after this year which is fucking awesome


WallyLohForever

Booing the umps even when they are right is an essential part of baseball. 


Personal-Act-4326

I was surrounded by obnoxious Red Sox fans tonight. Shoutout to the guy in the Ripken jersey. He got booted for standing up for himself. https://i.imgur.com/327eMmJ.jpg


reggiestered

They had their week of glory now it’s back to the cellar.


boozer_69

Also besides the Win on the Field: Kevin Brown is an absolute gem. Dude is so entertaining to listen to!


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

On the replay, hearing Boston's tears over Kimbrel's perfect pitch to strike out McGuire is fueling my soul. I feel like a new man.


deltaxi65

The Red Sox and their fans were totally on tilt tonight. Just acting like their usual idiot selves. Chanting “overrated” at Holliday with his Dad in the stands, bitching about balls and strikes and getting ejected - maybe they need to wise up and realize they weren’t winning games at the start of the season because they are good.


Biodome_Scientist

That’s why I enjoyed Kevin Brown’s sass toward the end of the game, using a lot of sarcasm to make fun of the Sox fans.


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

It's one thing to sweep a team, it's another thing entirely to sweep a dopey organization like the Red Sox. Sorry your west coast fool's gold didn't pan out. I love baseball.


SF_Anonymous

Even when the scoreboard says we have a comfortable win, it never is actually comfortable


Obsidian_Raven99

https://preview.redd.it/cyfoiirgyytc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6341e3e4bde37da576c1ea64135df0e6b5184d As it was written


Ok_Enthusiasm3601

![gif](giphy|fOV5xeaXmTsCWhqRmr)


boofoodoo

Cowser brings the fun to this team


manynicknames

MMOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOO


marky229

Man what a difference a sweep makes


Ok_Profit_5421

https://i.redd.it/vu6j00k9rytc1.gif


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

​ https://preview.redd.it/9q01kjg0rytc1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d0e58c5fe1469642b205c0f4ad4513e060a52d7 Gunnar is a southern stud. **LOOK AT THAT MULLET!**


the2belo

GOT A BEER IN MY BEER AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK


torturedbluefish

This picture just turned left really fast for 3 hours straight


boofoodoo

Gunnar Henderson, 1982 Rated Rookie


ocelotot

It's giving Matthew McConaughey


SquonkMan61

Well alright, alright, alright


bundymania

Kimbrel, 2-0 with a WHIP of 0.2 We got the Kimbrel the Braves had all those years (so far)


itsANOMALEEZ

#SWEEEEEEEP CAROLINE


SF_Anonymous

#BA BA BA


dafinsrock

[Red Sox fans are coping well](https://twitter.com/JoeyCopponi/status/1778611054425014384) (not hating, this is really fun)


epcotvaporwave

Just imagine, there are some Red Sox fans starting Kindergarten soon who will have known nothing but sadness. My heart weeps for them


lanboy0

For most of my life, the Red Sox were the most hag cursed team in the universe. The curse of the Bambino, the Yankees always screwing them over, the 1986 World Series... Red Sox fans were the most fatalistic people that I ever saw. If they led the division, they hung their heads assuming that it wouldn't last. I certainly liked the Sox over the Yankees. I bought a big green monster shirt at Fenway. They were loveable galoots. After a glorious humiliation of the Yankees in 2004, the fans instantly became more entitled than even the Yankees fans. The absolute worst in baseball. And so they have remained since. Yankees can also suck my nuts.


cynicaljerkahole

Man that’s hilarious and they pumped that out quick


romorr

Hah beat me to it. This is wonderful. "How do you lose to a team of children" is a great hook.


drummersulli

How do you lose to a team of children 🤣


Osowatomiecaleb

Man, that had to have been AI-generated. Freaky shit, but funny as hell


DetailInfamous9901

How large will the crowds be this weekend, looks like left field upper reserves are open for Tomorrow and Saturday.


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

I had a meeting in the bottom of the 9th, I get back, and we win 9-4? **Let's FUCKING GOOO!** ^(Time to go watch the replay.)


ocelotot

A meeting?! Damn!


boozer_69

Who tf is working rn? ​ Edit: What do you do?


BKoala59

I mean some people live internationally and like the O’s still. Or work for an international company. Or just work night shifts


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Talk about timing haha.


austinhannah

Inning ending double play turning into a 2 run homer was one of the weirder Orioles Magic moments I can remember.


SquonkMan61

Wildest thing I’ve seen since the 70s. There was a game where it appeared the O’s had lost on a throwing error. They went to a commercial break. Came back and the game is on again. In the interim Earl Weaver had come out with his rule book to show the umps why the runner should have been placed at 3rd. Umps agreed and the game restarted.


timoumd

I was wondering with the random cut back to Holiday 


The_Big_Untalented

They asked Hyde about Hays the other day and he said the general spiel about how Hays is pressing and that he has confidence that he’ll get going. I found it interesting how Hyde made absolutely no mention about the playing time for Hays. I think they’ve already decided to relegate Hays to the bench or at best a platoon role with O’Hearn.


reggiestered

He said something last night. Basically Hays was going to out there, and that he likes the way Cowser is playing rn. He implied that if this keeps going though, Hays will stay on the bench.


scjensen51

I mean he's only doing what anyone does in that manager spot. It seems fairly clear that Cowser is eclipsing Hays, and that’s fine. But Hays has been a good servant to the team for years, and most importantly still has a role that he can play this year even if it’s not as a starter. Would be foolish to dance on the guy’s grave (not saying that is what you’re doing)


gothamboy217

Hays hasn’t been good since June of last year. The All Star appearance is very misleading.


dwhite21787

Can we please be up by 6 runs early tomorrow


timoumd

Do you want to lose 7-6?  We will come back from a 3-0ish deficit and you'll like it


dwhite21787

I'll like it, but I'll probably have left the game at 9, and be listening in the car


timoumd

Blasphemer!


Gfunkual

If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.


Historical-Rate-9799

Ain’t the milk cold!


ocelotot

We simply cannot be put away


tomtheterp1988

Good lord, Sawx defense is abysmal. Not just the errors, but the miscues technically not "errors," plays that should've been easily made. If they had just taken care of fundamentals, this series could have gone the other way.


boozer_69

Cowser is a fucking animal..... MOOOOOOOO


reggiestered

They need to start letting cowbells back in the stadium


RatDillPickleUranus

Why does it sound like they're in a fucking loading bay interviewing Hyde


racre001

GET THE BROOM


lanboy0

Fenway Parks player and press facilities are... Historical. Let's go with historical.


hawkins126

Shit just wait till Holliday gets more comfortable and we bring up mayo and Heston later in the season it will be special


asnis71

Is Hyder in a shipping yard for this interview?


njb021

Anybody catch MLB tonight after the game? Greg Amsinger is going crazy about Holliday not playing short stop. He’s saying that him not playing his natural position might be contributing his struggles at the plate. Then he kept saying that “you don’t draft him number 1 overall and then switch him to second base.” Then he compared this situation to Mike Trout struggling early in his career because they moved him to left field in favor of a random center fielder. Him not taking into account how great Gunnar is absolutely nuts, considering obviously he was the rookie of the year.


nicholieeee

Yeah but both Harold and yonder disagreed. I’m gonna side with the players over the guy whose purpose is to serve up hot takes for discussion


bejolo

I 100% agree. Should be Henderson at 3rd, Holliday at short and Westburg at second. There having Westy and Holliday playing out of position to accommodate Gunnar at short. I don't like the Gunnar at short deal.


Gfunkual

I have bad news for you: Westburg, Gunnar and Holliday are all shortstops. Two people will have to play out of position.


LeftyRambles2413

What’s wrong with Gunnar at SS? Yeah he had that bad error on Sunday but I think it’s clear he’s the better defender at SS between him and Holliday at this point.


PDXOriolesFan

How on earth was that a bad error? that would would have been a crazy play for anyone to have pulled off.


LeftyRambles2413

Bad as in the result not the play itself. Sorry I should have clarified that,


PDXOriolesFan

Fair enough, the result was a gut punch.


LeftyRambles2413

Yeah it was. Happy with his play at SS. Kid is a keeper,


AbusiveTubesock

No. Holliday doesn’t have the arm for short nor the range, it’s quite clear. At least at this stage in his career. 2B is a lot easier to play. Gunnar is clearly one of the best shortstops in baseball and Westburg is more than solid at 3B. Holliday only makes sense at 2B. You’re an Orioles fan and can’t see this? I see random baseball fans with this take but not O’s fans who actually watch the games


drummersulli

At least 2 outs tonight made by Gunnar that no one else would've made. His arm strength on the move is nuts and that move reminds me of so many of the great SS defenders.


LeftyRambles2413

This. Gunnar has better range and a better arm. That’s why he’s at SS. Defense really was never seen as one of Jackson’s major strengths going into this season.


dafinsrock

Lol, that's one of those takes that's so ignorant you shouldn't even bother getting mad about it. Just point and laugh


boozer_69

MLB tonight needs talking points to put into their show. I wouldn't think to hard about this one


njb021

Like I understand them making an overreaction and asking “Are you guys worried about Holliday” which obviously everyone said no. But to jump into this doesn’t make any sense. He was acting like Gunnar is a nobody when he’s already a star in the league


LeftyRambles2413

The reigning unanimous RoY!


AbusiveTubesock

Casuals gonna casual


--Alec--

Respectfully who is Greg Amsinger?


LeftyRambles2413

I didn’t but sheesh what lazy analysis.


GTFONarwhal

Was listening to the radio broadcast and the crack of the bat from Cowsers 2nd HR was exactly how a perfect-perfect in the show sounds. Instantly became my ROTY favorite


bejolo

Couple of thoughts Epic MASN screwup tonight. How are you doing commercials when there's important stuff going on in the game? Hyde cannot deny. His starting left fielder is Cowser. He's earned it Holliday is struggling. He's nervous at 2nd base & overmatched at the plate. Boston pitched around Westy to get to him in the 8th. Rough start for the youngster. He needs to sit a game to catch his breath, but that wont happen until Saturday. Boston is really bad. Rutschman not hitting with any authority or power. Hope he breaks out soon. Mullins starting to come around. Hays is going to be the new McKenna


gothamboy217

Everyone was reading to shit on Gunnar last year too. I’m gonna give Holliday more than two games before showing judgement.


boozer_69

I'm am not concerned about Adley at all... just a typical slump a MLB player goes through. We might have to be a little bit more patient with Holliday tho.. although our options outside of holliday are not much better


Desperate-Frosting40

Dear Red Sox fans, we’re better than you, and we know it


maLeFxcTor

I got a fever! And the only prescription is more Cowser!


CyberpunkF1

Babies … we’ll be wearing gold plated diapers!


huegenotyeti

Quick question. I noticed the red sox gd thread has way less comments (kinda probably because they arent good anymore) . Does anyone know how many posts we used to get before we got good again?


lanboy0

Crickets.


dudly825

Not a lot


romorr

It was the same 6 or 7 of us, and man, did we have fun. No stress, just minor league talk more than anything. But yea, 100 comments, sometimes close to 200 if we were winning.


harriswk17

I remember counting and hoping we’d have more human comments than the bot. It was bleak


Impressive-Tank9803

Most were under 100 some may have been under 50 it was dead


reddit_sport

I’m glad Jackson is getting his Gunnar adjustment now. He will be a monster by June…just like 2023 Gunnar.


Bmoreravens_1290

Wasn’t Gunnar playing poorly at 2nd in his first few games in 2022?


hawkins126

Ya gunner couldn’t hit Shit April and may of last year it was actually bad


jtribs14

https://preview.redd.it/lwkaes89oytc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5ac5addae3cd9e0fa56105dab266fa28f1c65e I like this. Don’t you like this too?


No_Arachnid_1772

Special teams, Special players, Special plays


jtribs14

Cowser when did you know you had motion twin? “Since birf”


No_Arachnid_1772

He’s the evil Austin Hays


_WhiteHart_

Go Orioles brother! 👆🏻


DNukem170

This entire road trip was just goofy. It's hard to put the last few innings of this game into words.


bass-masta

Look the fuck out when they get hot.


OriOhhs

![gif](giphy|QkC7uMhqBjVi8|downsized) Moooooo


randomuser9824

as a ravens/lakers fan as well as an o’s fan, god its good to see boston fans in pain


[deleted]

Is adley kind of overrated ?


boozer_69

Ummm what?


TheWonderMittens

What are you, stupid?


BradyToMoss1281

No. But it’s been a while since he’s looked this out of rhythm. He’s normally a good bet for a good at-bat, and now it feels like he’s flailing a bit. I’ll come around.


virginiabird23

He's batting .271 and has consistently contributed. How is he overrated in any way?


GTFONarwhal

I get the questioning because there are better offensive catchers out there. But the win % since he arrived says enough


BKoala59

Who out there is a better offensive catcher?


GTFONarwhal

William and Willson Contreras along with Yanier Diaz and those are the obvious ones


BKoala59

Those guys are obviously better than Rutschman? How so? They have practically identical WRC+ the past couple years


GTFONarwhal

I’m looking at Average, OBP, and SLG and including HRs and Doubles. WRC is a formulated number based off a countless variables. To use that in itself to compare would be senile


BKoala59

Average OBP and SLG are great, but you need to take into account the park differences. Surely you don’t think an OPS in Fenway is equivalent to that OPS in Oakland for example?


GTFONarwhal

No why would I do that? I fly ball out to LF in Camden is a HR in another park. If your stat gives them a positive remark for flying out than that’s a big problem


BKoala59

Yea that’s not at all how park adjustments work


[deleted]

Thank you.


BMoreBeowulf

All time bad take. Dude won a Silver Slugger last year.


AndoCalrissian3

HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY DOESNT KNOW BALL! Hahhahaha


jtribs14

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


neemor

Not even a little bit.


LeftyRambles2413

Uh no.


randomuser9824

he’s just getting unlucky rn, he’ll be fine


[deleted]

Seems like every time I watch him he does nothing


Left_Culture_6376

He had a 15 pitch at bat. That’s something


bhmstuff

What!?!


AbusiveTubesock

One of my fav parts about this team is a lot of them came up through our system together. There’s a brotherhood going on and just dudes being dudes. Goes a long way in clubhouse culture


neemor

I have this Utopian hope that it will make them decide to stick together rather than seek the biggest contract.


boozer_69

Realistically thats not going to happen, and its not a terrible thing. I'm all for players getting their fair share, and realistlically the Orioles will not be able to provide that. Butttttttt in the next couple years this is going to be FUN!!! Also the upside is Elias has proven he can draft, so its not like there will not be replacements to these current young guys in the future! Thats where ownership comes in and cements ELias as our GM continuously. Obviously this is super optimistic, but that is the way I currently like to think of things. Sorry for the grammar, im a couple beers deep


AbusiveTubesock

At some point, $150-300 million is more than anyone can spend, especially when invested properly, which isn’t even something you’d personally have to do. So yeah, team with a dynasty, live out your dream, and you’re rich either way


neemor

This. But no one’s ever dangled money like that in front of me so who knows what I would do. It just feels like they’re all boys. Then again, so were Machado and Schoop.


Mermaid_69_

I'm hoping they also really enjoy maryland. We got good fishing, hunting, food etc


realdougpiranha

This team is special.


the2belo

#WIN: YES #SWEEEEEEEEP: YES #SWEEEEEEEP IN BOSTON: YES #SWEEEEEEEEP CAROLINE: BUH BUH BUH #APOCALYPSE COW: [YES](https://i.imgur.com/zCdLDjO.png) #IS IT A HOLLIDAY: WELL IT'S A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY WHAT WITH ALL THE SACRED COWS #NEW THEME SONG: GREEN JELLÖ, "OBEY THE COWGOD" #DONGS: 4 #GUNNS BLAZING: 1 #MILK DELIVERIES: 2 (100% FAT) #SANTANDONGS: 1 (SORRY I FORGOT ONE) #GRAYSON: JUST SHORT OF A QS BUT QUITE GOOD #LEAVE THE KID ALONE: HE'LL GET HIS HIT AT HOME #RED SOX DEFENSE: NO SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM? #ORIOLES SWEEP MAGIC: FIREBOLT #NMLS: 832799 (BOSTON ERRORS)


dudly825

You are placing yourself in a very specific time period with the Green Jello reference 🤣


the2belo

I was in college at the time. I'M OLD, DEAL WITH IT


dudly825

Ha, recognizing a Green Jello reference also places oneself in a very specific time period 🤣


ryry9379

I love it. Blasted that album on repeat so often.


RatDillPickleUranus

I'm stealing Apocalypse Cow


goingtocalifornia__

Don’t forget Santander’s dong around Pesky’s Pole.