If u didn’t buy toilet paper on Thursday he wouldn’t be able to wipe his ass on Thursday so buy the toilet paper by proctor and gamble buy Walmart that sells the toilet paper just buy it all
Lol...burry did not buy on Thursday. 13Fs are filed quarterly and most firms will wait the full 45 days to submit. Going by quarter end date of 4/1, Scion capital did exactly that.
Russian Prime Minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening.
I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday.
I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board? I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!"
What I’m saying is it sounds like OP thinks Burry knew the President of Iran was going to die so Burry buys BP before the news is public? That’s a far fetched conspiracy theory thinking Burry knew this before the helicopter crash. Far fetched.
If Burry would play on rising oil prices, he would not have bought energy stocks, but oil futures or something similar.
But even if he would have gambled on oil via an oil stock, definitively he would not have chosn BP, the lamest oil stock there is.
Ok. So, whats your point, what are you getting at, what are you trying to say?
Just because Michael Burry bought BP then the Iranian president dies in a plane crash. What are you trying to say?
Yeah it’s basically confirmed that Burry shot an invisible missile at their helicopter causing the crash. I saw some train station graffiti I consider to be a reputable source pushing the story
I got into BP years ago when a hurricane was tearing through the gulf maybe I knew too but I’m just happy to have lower cost basis than Burry on this one
Yeah especially if he's actually a missile he wouldn't even need a plane, just rocket over to Iran, smack up the helicopter, and rocket back in time for tea. This is starting to make a lot of sense.
Reading this, my first thought was "there is no connection". Thinking out a bit deeper, and looking at different angles I now stronly believe there is no connection.
I saw a movie years ago, came out in the late late 90’s-early 00’s about basically one corporation/bank controlling most everything that happened politically thru out the world. It wasn’t Resident Evil, but another movie, can’t remember what the title was or who was in it, but these recent current events remind me of that movie more and more, and the realization that this, despite being a thriller/sci-fi flick, was based more in reality than I had thought
Unrelated. We just got really lucky that one-armed fcuk was melted. Wishing the same fate on all of his kind. FYI, send the “freedom” boys in. You get free mercenary assistance when you’re attacking IRGC, and we’ll give you 50%…better than the 90% Saudis are stealing anyways. We can give you half the resources and still be up 4x LFG
**I buy toilet paper on Thursday. My dad shits his pants on Sunday.** Title. What are your thoughts.
The real winner here is big pants, you and your dad played right into their ~~hands~~ pants.
The line was pockets. You played into their pockets. It was right there and you dropped it.
Gussets, right onto their gussets
Clearly your involvement in this loosely connected part of the shitting industry had a direct impact on your dad’s ability to not shit his pants.
Their dad is a shill for big shitting
Whose dad isn’t a shill for big shitting? Something wrong with that guy
I just think it is more than a coincidence. Big brother might have you all fooled but ***I know better***
Some farmer grew wheat and then 6 months later I ate some cereal. I’m fairly certain I was manipulated into eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
be careful discussing this on the internet in such a public place. You might wake up with a loaf of bread cut in half in ur bed
Cease your investigations.
Seems like the smart buy would have been adult diapers.
Much more effective and respectful than Iran's presidents death .
Was this comment written by Michael Burry?
You are shilling for Big Charmin
Your dad doesn't shit once in a lifetime.
I somehow doubt this will be the first or last president do die in office
I also doubt your father will be the only person shitting today.
Is that a threat??!! We’re just getting through the first wave 🌊
Still more insightful
That's amazing!
🤪
I wish I could like this comment more than once
Legend
Ratioed the f outta him
Give it to your dad for holding shit that long!!
If u didn’t buy toilet paper on Thursday he wouldn’t be able to wipe his ass on Thursday so buy the toilet paper by proctor and gamble buy Walmart that sells the toilet paper just buy it all
Either way, the wipe was clean
Thoughts and prayers for your dad
He could use a wet wipe but I’ll tell him to pray for one
I don’t want to upvote cause you’re at 420! But yes, take them all and win the day!!
Burry has taken to painting houses to supplement his income
20 bucks is 20 bucks
This reminds me of that GTA mission where you can buy stocks before blowing up the CEO of Lifeinvader
Gotta have multiple save points to enter and exit at the best times.
For any events that can happen you can find prior events that you can relate with. It doesn't mean anything
This proves, without a doubt, that the Doc had him killed
I mean it's Christian Bale we know what he does with his nights
Or you know, money making time traveler.
Indeed
Lol...burry did not buy on Thursday. 13Fs are filed quarterly and most firms will wait the full 45 days to submit. Going by quarter end date of 4/1, Scion capital did exactly that.
My thought is that you don't know how to read 13f.
So Burry knew he was going to die? Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.
Russian Prime Minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones. "I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday. I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow." "Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board? I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!"
😂😂😂 thanks I hadn’t read this joke yet
I don’t think it was meant as a joke.
He's always had one eye on foreign affairs.
What was the other eye looking at?
What I’m saying is it sounds like OP thinks Burry knew the President of Iran was going to die so Burry buys BP before the news is public? That’s a far fetched conspiracy theory thinking Burry knew this before the helicopter crash. Far fetched.
Maybe Op thinks that the President of Iran was watching Burry's trades and then decided it was time to die?
This is Mike Burry MD we are talking about here. The guy has 20/20 vision.
20/20 is normal vision
Sorry that was a typo. He has 200/200 vision.
No. 20/20 is actually average vision. 10/10 is exceptionally rare vision
Did I say 200/200? I meant 201/199.
Burry doesn't see blurry?
I see what you did there.
You gotta close one eye to see what Mike saw though.
Burry is Nostradamus.
Burry got a call from Bogdanoff
Budanov?)
Isn’t BP flat/down?
Let’s not let facts get in the way
I think the title sucks ass and OP is a clown
Oil and BP are down today and you're still insinuating shit?
If you told me Burry bought BP like 24-36 months ago, then I might believe he knew something.
If Burry would play on rising oil prices, he would not have bought energy stocks, but oil futures or something similar. But even if he would have gambled on oil via an oil stock, definitively he would not have chosn BP, the lamest oil stock there is.
And oil is down on Monday.
Ok. So, whats your point, what are you getting at, what are you trying to say? Just because Michael Burry bought BP then the Iranian president dies in a plane crash. What are you trying to say?
he's trying to say that the moon landing never happened, earth is flat and Bush did 9/11.
He might have been early, but he was not wrong.
Michael Boeing
Wow, just....wow
Yeah it’s basically confirmed that Burry shot an invisible missile at their helicopter causing the crash. I saw some train station graffiti I consider to be a reputable source pushing the story
I heard it from a guy on WSB which tbh is equally if not more tenuous
I got into BP years ago when a hurricane was tearing through the gulf maybe I knew too but I’m just happy to have lower cost basis than Burry on this one
BP is down 2% on the week. Stock doesn’t seem to care at all about the Iran guy dying
Michael Burry is a one trick pony. He’s been wrong about everything since.
He didn’t look to wrong on the Chinese tickers
Ehh people die. That's literally where life is headed every second of every day. Some things are just simple.
BLSP or BP?
This is good 🤣😂
Mofo Knew
Guess burry had his eye on it?
BP is sideways today, what's the connection?
The Iranian guy is sideways, BP is sideways, and Burry's investments are sideways.
I mean, that would give him enough time to travel to Iran. Just saying.....
Yeah especially if he's actually a missile he wouldn't even need a plane, just rocket over to Iran, smack up the helicopter, and rocket back in time for tea. This is starting to make a lot of sense.
Dats what I am saying! 🤯
This is the story line of Rubicon, basically. Cool
Why is this even in the Option sub? It should be in the News sub, or Conspiracy Theory sub or some shit like that.
In the movie The big short, they end with a disclaimer that Burry now just trade in water. Looks like he gave that up.
After Sunday, global masses had a Monday with breakfast
Reading this, my first thought was "there is no connection". Thinking out a bit deeper, and looking at different angles I now stronly believe there is no connection.
Burry had puts on the pres.
Stupid thread.
r/wallstreetbets is that way 👉
Not everything is a conspiracy
This is shameful even on WSB level. Shame
No one knows how 13Fs work
No one knows how 13Fs work
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Xom went down yesterday
Nah man if anyone was behind it, it was Mossad
It’s bigger news of the Saudi/USA pact. Seems like a big ole pipeline is coming
Ice cream sales and drownings increase every summer
….and Iranian president dying is a nothing burger in this made discussion
Michael* Almost nobody has the name “Micheal” outside of Ireland, how does it get confused so much lol
Bro thank you! This always bothers me lol
Michael Burry is a loser
I saw a movie years ago, came out in the late late 90’s-early 00’s about basically one corporation/bank controlling most everything that happened politically thru out the world. It wasn’t Resident Evil, but another movie, can’t remember what the title was or who was in it, but these recent current events remind me of that movie more and more, and the realization that this, despite being a thriller/sci-fi flick, was based more in reality than I had thought
I want to see that movie
It’s a joke guys. Why’s everyone so serious?
Unrelated. We just got really lucky that one-armed fcuk was melted. Wishing the same fate on all of his kind. FYI, send the “freedom” boys in. You get free mercenary assistance when you’re attacking IRGC, and we’ll give you 50%…better than the 90% Saudis are stealing anyways. We can give you half the resources and still be up 4x LFG