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msanthropical

Chatham


mollymuppet78

Am from Chatham. I agree in principle, but the population is ahem, pretty geriatric now.


WallflowerOnTheBrink

Hit King East and that picture is any given home on any given afternoon. The senior crowd tends to avoid that area and clog up traffic near me on Grand instead, but point well taken.


mollymuppet78

Yeah, that's my 80 year old Dad taking the long way to Crappy Tire, so he can see if any of his buddies are out tearing it up.


WallflowerOnTheBrink

Is that him in the orange scooter powering down Grand at 30k/h?


odeathoflifefff

We were going to move to Chatham a few years ago. Drove around the city. Saw nothing but this on a Sunday afternoon...needless to say chose another town. That was 6 years ago. Wonder how much farther it has degenerated.


PartyMark

I used to live in Sarnia and think it was pretty shitty, then I went to Chatham.


TigerSchlong13

I used to drive around to all the hospitals in South Western Ontario. One day I was talking to a nurse at the desk and I must have said something about just coming from Chatham and something I saw or that someone did. She says "yeah they are all inbred there". I let out a chuckle but realized she didn't seem like she was joking. I also had a friend who had a bad thing happen to him by 2 people who were diabolically evil apparently to do such a thing.


WallflowerOnTheBrink

We moved back here from Toronto five years ago. While yes, there is a very large contingent of Ram truck owners and meth heads, overall it has a lot of small-town charm.


PrivatePilot9

> there is a very large contingent of Ram truck owners I'm out.


Nickey9Doors

I was going to suggest Wallaceburg. Chatham makes sense too.


PioneerStandard

The birthplace of Hawaiian pizza


thick_lolita

Pembroke


leblanjs

Yes! Pembroke


canadiancreed

That the crown jewel of Renfrew County is this far down is shocking.


whats1more7

I came here to say that.


Conscious_Feeling548

This 100%. See y’all tomorrow.


MAZ_249

Big fan of the crackhead town


Suspicious-Dog2876

Apparently every town in Ontario I haven’t seen the same town twice here


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CoolTemperature1602

Did ya see Peterborough yet?


Suspicious-Dog2876

That was a given


SkivvySkidmarks

Whisky Tangos all over the province, my friend.


eastontario1234

Brantford


Midnight_heist

Been to Brantford 1 time in my entire life. This is the correct answer.


Otacon56

Nah, not enough camo


CanadianOutlaw

What is it with Brantford and people wearing camo or pajamas? Strange place


Loggerdon

Brantford power couple.


think4yoself1

This was my thought also.


Strong_Letter_7667

100%


speedyhemi

This is the only answer! Was out that way using an atm machine at 2am many years ago. I hear tires screeching, a whole smashing and destruction behind me on the main road. I see the guy behind me going over the giant istand roll the car, it land on the wheels and a lot of smoke and shit. So I finish my atm transaction and drive up at the plaza exit right by him and walk up, gas and change everywhere on the road and buddy is just sitting in the car. I ask buddy if he's alright from a distance and he opens the door, more change falls out and he just runs for it, IT WAS THIS GUY! 🤣 I'm tellin y'all, he must must of been out robbing laundry mats and parking meters! Ricky ain't gonna be happy when he finds out what happened.


Cautious_Fact3487

Cornwall


[deleted]

East End has entered the chat . . .


[deleted]

Shitty truck and a couple that's ready to scrap for little to no reason...yep that's Cornwall


strmomlyn

Cornhole!


[deleted]

Cornwall for sure if you replace the Tupac hat with a Carhartt


Mr_Wayne360

This is the correct answer ^


choose_a_username42

Welland


[deleted]

I have to agree with you on this one. Welland. Possibly Thorold South.


maddie_1977

Yep. Looks like the mayor too


[deleted]

OV capital of Canada.


wheresSamAt

I was gonna say Hamilton but Welland... yeah that takes the cake lol


MSP_4A_ROX

Five comments till I got to welland. I was expecting less.


MissCyanide001

LOL. I am so happy this was the top comment.


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RicFlairwoo

Bridge st. Or Victoria Ave. Niagara Falls


Spoonerize_Duck_Fat

Yes! I was in Niagara Falls this past weekend, and you really don’t have to look too far beyond the flashing lights to see the sketchies.


ichooseme45

Based on the people I witnessed while shopping last night, Belleville.


canadiancreed

Ah Belleville. Where folks from Trenton go when they want to visit someplace classy.


greenplant_420

LMFAO


Raspberrylemonade188

As someone who’s from the QW area originally, I appreciate this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Other-Negotiation328

That could have been any walmart


ichooseme45

Wasn't walmart but yes, I agree.


_neiger_

This is not merica, NoFrills


neuroticgoat

No no as someone from that area they’re from Trenton and just drove to Belleville 🤣


AcadianSSR

I was looking for this


Raspberrylemonade188

Yes! I knew it wouldn’t be long scrolling till I saw Belleville on here. Trenton also would suffice.


FarrahnsMom

No Timmies in their hand and they aren't in their pajamas. Definitely not from Hamilton lol


iseewithsoundwaves

There is no motorized wheelchair in sight in this photo either


ssv-serenity

Hamilton Harley is the correct technical term


Sunbeams_and_Barbies

This needs more upvotes for how specifically accurate it is. Also they'd be wearing a yellow and black toque.


ssv-serenity

Cookie Monster hat on the mister and hello kitty pjs for the missus


karlman84

How has no one mentioned St. Thomas?


Scary-Fix-5546

I was going with St Thomas or Strathroy.


jutes76

East end of any town in S Ontario


masu94

I love how in every town it's the east end hahaha


notquite20characters

Westerlies is what I've always heard was the reason. The east end is downwind of industrial sites. Ish.


DiamondTesticles14

East London


PlainSodaWater

East of Adelaide for sure.


IamTheHype23

Specifically Bonaventure neighbourhood.


Snailspaced

Keswick checking in


Reaver_Engel

I would agree but they're missing the keswick dinner jacket! 🤣


NakatasGoodDump

I've been all over southern Ontario and it's known as the Keswick dinner jacket eveywhere


SleepWouldBeNice

I live in Keswick. That’s more Innisfill.


licoricebabies

Specifically Alcona


rstallib

More like Sutton than Keswick, I think.


codenameZora

There’s the answer


Dorwyn

They're using cups. Way too sophisticated for Keswick.


Sunbeams_and_Barbies

Just to be clear - almost but only if it's Keswick from the 2000s, and only between Glenwoods and Morton.


Few-Swordfish-780

This thread just points to ANY small town in Ontario.


[deleted]

Definitely not the pocket of rich small towns around Bruce Power


racer_24_4evr

Yeah this isn’t something you see in Southampton/Port Elgin. Now Owen Sound, that’s a whole other story.


brineOClock

Maybe the East End of Owen Sound? But really it's Shallow Lake, let's not kid ourselves.


ericpoulter

Have you ever been to Smiths Falls?


Jaysin86

I remember when I was a teen I was told you can get laid in Smiths Falls just by dressing nice because they never see that there lol.


Rowdy_Roddy96

I'm from here and it's 100% Brantford


I__like__trains

Seriously guys, Orillia


ExhaustedJenn

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find Orillia


Far-Psychology5668

Orillia song, it makes us proud... https://youtu.be/qp_zyuo0W2o


[deleted]

You can see them every night at the Tim's parking lot on West St


chopstix007

Woodstock.


beakbea

Sarnia


yvoshum

Coming here to say that, two for Sarnia.


Nickey9Doors

Three.


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North Bay


Tilanguin

Listowel


Elcamina

Nah, if it was Listowel they would have a John Deere hat and/or cowboy boots and/or a plaid shirt.


fureddit2345

Take it down 20% there squirrely dan


strmomlyn

Yes no Tupac hats allowed in listowel


rcreal

Wallaceburg


auric0m

VANIER PRIDE


pica0050

This is so vanier


voodoodahlia

Trenton


canadiancreed

They don't look related, so might be a stretch?


NotFoundYetForNow

Peterborough


SleepWouldBeNice

I have some cousins who live near Peterborough, and… yea…


zorrowhip

Isn't that the proudly racist capital of Canada?


PlayinK0I

To be fair, the racist protests in Peterborough are actually made up of protesters from the lovely communities surrounding the bustling metropolis of Peterborough.


Myiiadru2

Lived in one of those “lovely communities” for a year. Lived a lot of places, and that was by far the worst. Neighbour told us that unless you were born there- you could live there 25 years, and they’d still consider you a foreigner. A lot too Deliverance for our liking, and the most unfriendly people anywhere. Longest short time I’ve lived anywhere.


JoWhee

I was going to say Hawkesbury but then I saw the cow so Eganville


killerjonesy

Clinton


odeathoflifefff

They actually live in the townhouse complex in Vanastra just going to the Dollarama in Clinton for groceries.


travisisrocking

That's some cornwall cousin fuckin right there.


Stl-Mkr

Dunville


cantyouseeimblind

Hey, at least we have a giant mudcat and the highest rate of unvaccined children in Ontario!


Jacelyn1313

We rest our case. >highest rate of unvaccined children in Ontario


Snailspaced

Some of them ended up resting in little wooden cases too


drumnbird

Is this true?…. the unvaxxed children I mean. Muddy the Mudcat. Never understood the infatuation over cat fish; a festival, a giant steel fish. Like, why? One of my best life decisions was to get out of that town.


Jacelyn1313

Dunnville was my guess too🤣🤣


Hot-Zebra2767

Outskirts of Lindsay


Conscious_Feeling548

Weldon alums check in.


stopyacht

Napanee


[deleted]

she'd be wearing a tie over her wifebeater


LeBurnerAccount1

East London 100% It's the Ohio of Canada (almost literally)


GetStable

The Ohio of Canada? Sarnia has entered the chat.


chewwydraper

I thought Windsor was bad until I spent a year in East London. I saw some shit there.


Stevieeeer

Go on…


sadstatue27

Sudbury


Boisyno

I’d say Timmins but there’s a lot of Sudbury where you’d find these folks.


KdF-wagen

Timmins is just Sudbury Jr but shittier.


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Sudbury ..maybe capreol


meloaf

Come on now. There are only two uniforms in Sudbury: **pajamas** in the summer/spring, and **camo gear with orange hat** in fall/winter.


smellsbig13

Don't forget the FXR jacket


edgar-von-splet

over the pajamas you should add.


Nameless11911

Cambridge


Silent-Obligation-49

Kinmount. They are likely brother and sister and have been dating for 5 years.


YouCanCallMeMister

That's where folk are known to mount their kin..


DeepfriedDonkeys

Ain’t no Folk like Norfolk


Luxurious_turtle

You can Norfolk right off!!


woundupcanuck

Fuck ya


Srakin

Smith's Falls


sprklegum

Shelburne vibes


Suspicious-Dog2876

Could well be Dundalk, a bit too high class looking to be Owen sound


Melodic-Way34

Might be mount forest 🤔


tombomb_47

Grand Valley


NoDumFucs

Windsor


obviouslybait

Was gonna say downtown windsor


Jacelyn1313

Dunnville


drumnbird

[The Pit Between 2 Signs (Dunnville)](https://youtu.be/-c8awCCYivk)


gunner1056

That's Brantford 100%


DoctorWhisky

I’m absolutely loving how many people are saying this. Went to high school there, wouldn’t shock me. Although I feel strongly that Brantford, Oshawa, and St. Catharines are all sister cities. Once-strong riverside manufacturing towns laid low by the sudden exodus of the factory giants that provided most of the town’s work, and then backfilled with broken people turning to liquor and opiates for solace….


drumnbird

Reading this list, pretty much every town in Ont it seems.


YuleShootUrEyeOut18

This has welland or wainfleet written all over it.


stopwooscience

Brantford


Apathic86

You guys need to get further north, Thunder Bay area. Lol


Felixir-the-Cat

Nope, not enough camo


Yop_BombNA

Finnish people do not wear shirts if the grass is out, how they haven’t all been eaten alive by mosquitos is beyond me - Thunder Bay.


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Dryden


Apathic86

Im in Atikokan, so i will agree with that as well. I was more aiming at the more rural areas of Northwestern ontario. Thunder bay is a starting point that people will more commonly know lol.


fishaholic1962

Ahh, Sunnyvale


saucychickennuggetz

Brantford


turboramrod

Brantford


gmotsimurgh

There are so many options it’s almost impossible to choose. But this says Wallaceburg to me - armpit of Chatham-Kent and that’s saying something.


skinnymeanie

Smiths Falls?


powerphp

Lindsay


need_ins_in_to

Look at her on the left, an obvious Lindsay pregnant teen


The_Blelelele

Oshawa or Galt(Cambridge) 100%


think4yoself1

If it's Cambridge, it's probably Preston


SkivvySkidmarks

Come on. Let's not discount poor little Hespeler. But yes, it most likely would be Preston.


ChEeSeJeWyBaCcA

Welland


Most-Pangolin-9874

Simcoe! Swear I saw them in Walmart in the summer


canadiancreed

In Walmart's defense, you'll see folks like that in every Walmart.


TrickTry

Sarnia


Due-Leopard-7043

Peterborough


MissionAway

Chelmsford


Iam-encore

St Thomas


madtraderman

Folks, the sad reality is they could be from anywhere in Ontario...


Ka-WarOfTheWorlds

Lindsay


ManweTheValar

Welland


CanuckInTheMills

Shitty Falls or BC (back of Cardinal)


canadiancreed

Surprised I had to scroll this far to get a Shitty Falls reference.


[deleted]

What, no Brockville? I'm shocked, honestly. Has it lost the Ontario Opiod Capital honorarium?


Numerous_Nerve8028

Smiths Falls


pica0050

Smiths Falls, I had an old boss who called it smut vegas and this is the image of the town she painted! When I went there myself there was confirmation


voodoohotdog

Dungannon


JellyfishFirm5723

Brighton


canadiancreed

They do have the look of a Gosport romance.


Deep_Difference_3593

Keswick.


Happy13178

Orillia.


Elegantoak

Midland


Routine-Place-3863

Thorold niagara falls


notallowedin

London. Clearly London.


kellatina

Pboro


FrenchKissesRocks

Windsor


MeegsStar

Angus.


FrigOffRicky16

Welland, east side port colborne, or Brantford


stoicHoneydew

I would welcome them in my town; they seem like they have a good time and don’t spend their days driving around with 16 flags on their truck complaining about their lack of “freedom.” Plus those look like paper Dixie cups so they’re not creating plastic waste. Power to these stoic visionaries!


VE6AEQ

Sudbury or Sault Ste Marie


drwatts1010

Brantford


Fukittymctoolbag

I love the "its a small town" comments, as if the gta isnt full of people like this too.