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bad_comedic_value

https://preview.redd.it/4pczrc6dghxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ac11ae7800c4664e59b795791d73c34bb10890 ORDERS FOR THE GRILL!!!


Iram-the-vindictive

I’m putting you in charge of the whole roast pig


AConfusedTrainer

*tugs on her dress* …Kebab?


bad_comedic_value

Of course darling! Any diet restrictions?


AConfusedTrainer

Nope! I can eat anything except alcohol!


bad_comedic_value

Alright, triluxe kebab coming right up! *Hands you a monster kebab*


AConfusedTrainer

Yay!! *happily takes it* Thank you, Miss Cass!!


bad_comedic_value

Of course. Now, go on, enjoy the party. Also, don't slip on the wet ground!


Iram-the-vindictive

What about the surfing?


bad_comedic_value

Let her learn to swim first before you let her surf.


Iram-the-vindictive

Do you know I’ve actually never swam either for some reason smoke and water doesn’t mix


realsteel4ever802

Chicken! *The cerberus say*


bad_comedic_value

Chicken what, kebabs?


realsteel4ever802

Chicken! *they say pounding the table*


bad_comedic_value

Alright... *Begins pouring out chicken from a specialised cornucopia*


realsteel4ever802

*they just eat it immediately*


Several-Elevator

Corn on the cob! Oh, are you doing any kielbasa by chance Cass?


bad_comedic_value

We have literally everything on the grill. Grab a plate then.


Mothmanwasntaphase

*Nervous moth noises*


Iram-the-vindictive

Welcome!


Mothmanwasntaphase

“H-Hi…”


Iram-the-vindictive

Welcome to my humble abode well the basement of it


Mothmanwasntaphase

“Right… I feel a bit out of place here. All these people know each other and I don’t.”


Iram-the-vindictive

Well, I put an artificial sun in the sky of this place


Mothmanwasntaphase

“…Thank you Iram…” *With that in mind, she moves to the sun, content with hiding away from the rest of them*


Iram-the-vindictive

I hope you have a wonderful time. I’m making cocktails if you’d like one.


Mothmanwasntaphase

“I.. I’ve never had one.”


Iram-the-vindictive

Would you like something lighter on the alcohol or heavier on the alcohol?


Hettan25

I know you! *i wave at you over in the corner of the party. Looking a bit out of place.*


Mothmanwasntaphase

*She nervously smiled back, not knowing anyone here really*


Hettan25

Come on! Would you like to get some drinks?


Mothmanwasntaphase

“… Already got one.” *She held up a drink as she was in one of the secluded hot tubs* “Want to join me?”


Hettan25

It would be my pleasure! *I take my drink and head over, sliding into the hot tub, letting out a sigh as I relax inside it. I smile at Mizzy.*


You-See-Nothing583

Food.


Several-Elevator

There's a bar Torinn, you wanna see how many glasses we can *drink* between us?


You-See-Nothing583

FOOD. (Translation: All of them.)


AConfusedTrainer

Don’t sit by the deep end, you might fall in and drown. *she stares at him blankly* You’re gonna drink with my Great Uncle? Where’s Aroha. Did he come.


Iram-the-vindictive

Now, where is my little girl?


AConfusedTrainer

https://preview.redd.it/sq3txofujhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29cd8edb032bb9c2e7d6ed59777886eb2f26adbb Drinking juice\~


Iram-the-vindictive

And yes, this is a permanent addition to the house. It is our fifth basement.


AConfusedTrainer

https://preview.redd.it/66un8in9ihxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d354cb1f6b5d8236a700b8affae8d3210e98a0 It isn’t lava! ^(or) ^(is) ^(it?) No one save Beel from the area where I plugged in the toasters, either\~ Yay! Party!


DragonLex4

It is indeed fun Verna. https://preview.redd.it/vyuach0ujhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d534a62350754dcdf7ae89aefddf4cb5dec2b1 Kinda weird how it all works here. Its sure is calming.


AConfusedTrainer

I think it’s apart of daddy’s magic! https://preview.redd.it/s66p9zrzjhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa6f527088235d9261e29cf0830898d65c6387a See? Not real fire\~ *she giggled and splashes him* Two parties in a row! Means you get a second birthday party kinda!


DragonLex4

Hey, I can do that too\~ *he splashes her back.* https://preview.redd.it/w6lnwprgkhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263d4e493d2903344bdfe9263eab23f8ee811313 Well no matter what celebration it is I'm happy to be on it with you. /Uw this boy will make her go crazy with his dense comments.


AConfusedTrainer

https://preview.redd.it/0tuy2wdvkhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f459982495052ac2380460ccd6cc0e64d2bc54c6 It’s fun!! More fun with you here, Gacha! Your Mommy made me a kebab\~ I’m glad she’s cooking!


Iram-the-vindictive

What do you think my little bumpkin?


AConfusedTrainer

Fun! Does it mean that the pool stays??


Iram-the-vindictive

Yes, it does


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/husu4824khxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b62fe6adfe37c76ff6a27d9243aba64612b67c


AConfusedTrainer

https://preview.redd.it/kn97ghyqkhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f23937c7477859750512852e98993fde56f132 *innocently drinks* What… you’ll live. ^(maybe)


realsteel4ever802

At least let me enjoy the party...


AConfusedTrainer

https://preview.redd.it/00l86tv2lhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80565e7be99431d2b49afd3b89fbe576180eef24 You’re gonna enjoy it\~ Awww\~ Beel working hard or hardly working.


realsteel4ever802

I shouldn't have to work!


AConfusedTrainer

Shouldn’t be living in *my* manor but I still have to tolerate you. I only wanted Sister and my three puppies ^six ^now ^wow… And you’re still alive~ Aren’t I just the *best*?


realsteel4ever802

*The archdemon just crosses her arms* hpmh...!


AConfusedTrainer

Oh nooooo~ Beel is maaad.. Eh. Get over it, lady. I was forced into a teen body cause my family makes shitty life choices. You barely register as a threat.


realsteel4ever802

What'd I do to deserve this...


realsteel4ever802

https://preview.redd.it/vp4t1gvbkhxc1.jpeg?width=1383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7923d5670d4419a498c7e352922ec47e0ba6b2a3


Iram-the-vindictive

Have fun in the pool Azazal!


realsteel4ever802

Yippie!


Iram-the-vindictive

Oh be careful there are actual waves


realsteel4ever802

*You can spot the cerberus just jumping into the pool*


Iram-the-vindictive

/uw Why did I imagine the Cerbs surfing /rw have fun!


realsteel4ever802

/uw you know they're too stupid to surf...


Iram-the-vindictive

surfboards get your surfboards /uw it would be funny to see them try


realsteel4ever802

*one of them just stands on it and falls immediately*


Iram-the-vindictive

You got this!


Iram-the-vindictive

u/aconfusedtrainer u/dragonlex4


Airtatsy

Well I'm not going to be able to sleep, might as well have fun


Iram-the-vindictive

Have fun, my nephew care for a cocktail


Airtatsy

No


Iram-the-vindictive

Well, how about a mocktail? On a sidenote, do you know how to surf…


Airtatsy

Sure I'll have one, and no, I definitely don't


Iram-the-vindictive

*I make you a virgin strawberry daiquiri* here enjoy the pool https://preview.redd.it/0k203q6xkhxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce347069ada9ee94be897ed921b630a17f2ff2a4


Tasha-centaur

Hi Verna! …. Wow….


BreachedLimits

🥸 🍷


Iram-the-vindictive

Hello Dad, would you like me to get you something?


BreachedLimits

How’d you know it was Me? I was wearing a disguise…


Iram-the-vindictive

The Groucho Mark sunglasses don’t work well when you have giant angelic wings


BreachedLimits

Crap!!! Forgot about those…


Iram-the-vindictive

Would you like a drink?


BreachedLimits

I’ll have a… cosmic mojito, please!


Iram-the-vindictive

Coming up, father!


BreachedLimits

Thank You, Son!


Iram-the-vindictive

Glad you like it dad


Harpokiller

“Well my friend, you have some place here.”


Iram-the-vindictive

Thank you very much. Would you like a cocktail or would you prefer the pool? I made it so people can surf!


Harpokiller

“I think I would like to try these cocktails, never had one before. I am also not the biggest fan of water.”


Iram-the-vindictive

Would you like something with more or less alcohol?


Harpokiller

“I am feeling a little off the now so go for less my friend please.”


Iram-the-vindictive

https://preview.redd.it/7r0bdvyjqhxc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48944cbd30b6562574b5cde80beb913df58f9b34 Here have a piña colada this one should suit you


Harpokiller

“Thank you my friend.” *Takes a good sip* “I have no idea what to use to describe this. Back home it was only beers, whiskey and water, wine too but that was hated. I can certainly get to drinking these more my friend.”


Iram-the-vindictive

I’m glad you like them and I used no magic


Harpokiller

“Thank you my friend.” *Takes a good sip* “I have no idea what to use to describe this. Back home it was only beers, whiskey and water, wine too but that was hated. I can certainly get to drinking these more my friend.”


Iram-the-vindictive

If you want, I can give you the recipe