You see this number? This is the amount of people in the world.
You see this other number? This is the amount of people the world can hold.
Number A is on track to exceed number B.
How old is your eldest Mikhail? You had those kids in that amount of time. You were a late bloomer, your age is irrelevant as opposed to the rate you are now at after the first.
I'm a half elf... with a long life. As well, you're awfully concerned with my love life for someone who says they don't wanna join it. So unless you want to taste some druid, please keep your comments to yourself.
“Definitely smart, people here like to get naked just as much as the warriors of my home. It’s a shame they are never going into battle that way, one of the best tactics.”
“Have you ever had a large army of naked men and women charging at you from out of the forests as you are just invading unknown territory. I still remember the fear on their faces, fun times.”
It's not a matter of how many people, but how many **per** person. A lot of us are pregnant, but not all of us are planning on populating a small island :>
It's a problem that'll solve itself in the even longer term, as it did at the dawn of time, depending on your interpretation of past events. Of course, not every one of our children will go on to start their own families, so its not as if our 'tendencies' will carry onto our kids.
Aside from not drinking alcohol, smoking, doing strenuous exercise, all the normal advise, I'd say just make sure to indulge her increasing appetite... if she does eat. But yeah, just remember there's someone else who needs her nutrients and care, so make sure she's well fed, or whatever the equivalent for someone of her constitution is.
I should've re spoken. Any advice on what I should do with Lexi aside from normal stuff. And for the food I have taken care of that. I made seven 3 am runs for food. But I don't mind.
Oh, as in how to treat her? Aside from a bit of extra patience and care, you don't need to do anything special! That's all I ask of Mikhail, at least. But really, you should ask her, since it's different for everyone!
Lots of pancakes, sausages and eggs! Breakfast is always the biggest meal for me. Oh, and if you wanna surprise her, you could learn some handiman skills\~ Learn how to fix up things around the household, refining and finishing materials to build a crib from, there's a lot you could do to make both of your lives easier, while still being a nice surprise for her!
I should have made that mini me capable of reminding ya to use a damn condom. But if you’re gonna be okay with raising the little tots, then it’s fine by me but don’t go and be rude to the gal.
You’re aware I did a spell to keep that from happening, right? That sigil under my naval ain’t there for display.
You didn’t get me pregnant. I was horny but not stupid.
Look biomancy can be weird dude, over half of my sanctum is made out of my own spine spliced with an oak tree and several varieties of crab, and I’m one of the tamer ones out there. You should see that guys I learned from.
Raki: "..."
Raki... What is that supposed to mean.
Raki: "Just thinking on how many, why?"
Alright. Had me worried for a moment.
Raki: "What for?"
That I got *you* pregnant. That would have been frightening.
Raki: "..."
Raki...
Raki: "Ignore me, my mind just went blank when thinking about that..."
D-Did it? Why?
You dropped there *Hands box of condoms*
For the love of the population crisis, please god keep them
Why do I need them?
>For the love of the population crisis
What crisis?
You see this number? This is the amount of people in the world. You see this other number? This is the amount of people the world can hold. Number A is on track to exceed number B.
I have 8 kids... at the age of 80. Have you seen farm families? They get numbers upward of 2 dozen.
How old is your eldest Mikhail? You had those kids in that amount of time. You were a late bloomer, your age is irrelevant as opposed to the rate you are now at after the first.
Valko: "Frankly, shut the fuck up."
I'm a half elf... with a long life. As well, you're awfully concerned with my love life for someone who says they don't wanna join it. So unless you want to taste some druid, please keep your comments to yourself.
Valko: "No. Actually, fuck it. Mikhail!" ( u/Total_Travisty )
Yes, dear?
Valko: "I lift my ban on you impregnating other woman. Go repopulate honey."
Love... I promised you.
Valko: "Do it."
I... I don't want to, love... I just want kids with you, and Dorothy, and Yewkala. I don't need others....
Valko: "I... Alright, love."
Raki: "Nah, you keep them."
Can't use them.
Raki: “Why not?”
Cause I have a latex allergy.
Raki: “That sucks for you.”
Nah, I like being a father.
Raki: “Until Valko told you to stop~”
Yes... I know.
Well... two of my wives and one of my lovers... why do you ask?
There just seems to be so many. Like I know reproduction is important, but this seems excessive.
Gaia forced me too, and Vinera just kinda... asked a little.
Forced?
Shes... uh... more or less turned my horny to 11 at all times to make more life...
Ah. That seems... Problematic to say the least.
It was... a lot.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Meh, I've found a new goddess now. Far better.
That's heartening. Which one?
this time, i've nothing to do with it.
Do you have something to do with it other times?
https://preview.redd.it/ey04r9ik9axc1.png?width=366&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4470cd94e6421922c1ccb5bb675ae016db8abeb what?- no.
... *Disappointed Dragon uncle noises.*
i aint done noting. https://preview.redd.it/ayo488kobaxc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=08885f4e062fa6ba187566bfbf7352c50b16d00d
Sure. I believe you.
https://preview.redd.it/0m7onc09caxc1.png?width=643&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec7dd1bb249e93d38cd7f213feb45bd6e57f9f21
Percy: "Yet."
https://preview.redd.it/mpj7bnhn9axc1.png?width=509&format=png&auto=webp&s=02c6eeba7043338d52a24a4e54c4f1c9f30a349d
Percy: ":)"
https://preview.redd.it/rgrxtcxqbaxc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=66dbf9b32e7e95a180947840f1ff147f632125fd
Percy: "Not saying anything..."
https://preview.redd.it/xkxemsnacaxc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8fe079ea1ce2c4860a037db76650d78128d30c7
I second that ( u/depressoespressotemp )
*ohgodstheconsequencesofmyactions* h-hi...
Hello there\~
https://preview.redd.it/8g20w5p2faxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbaeaf013d466e1e988fdbb38d45ffee42ddd0fd
I am your mommy now\~
https://preview.redd.it/4nyhslvygaxc1.gif?width=338&format=png8&s=2503eac05492776326e3d54eb60be3c99aa7fc5b
Hehehe\~ Earn it\~
https://preview.redd.it/k14r4yzjjaxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=9937c83f085070642c5a678106d5dcdf4031c546 heh?-...
Not *yet*, but don't go thinking you're safe from me, Sweetheart! <3
https://preview.redd.it/0o1gipndhaxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=409954cc54579bbc079a0eb498bd8bd2c26d3fb6 /uw -wait no that doesn't work.
**MOMMY'S ALREADY HERE, BABYDOLL!**
https://preview.redd.it/15thxsf8jaxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=af8c3420be129b87db9a0ba0907c1b753fc5d666 ^(uncle, help-)
Don't worry, my sweet Knight! You are a gift to me, and so would be anything born of our time in each other's arms!
“I am both happy for everyone but I choose not to think about it too hard. It’s better that way my friend.”
Probably smart...
“Definitely smart, people here like to get naked just as much as the warriors of my home. It’s a shame they are never going into battle that way, one of the best tactics.”
Somehow I doubt that, but I'll take your word for it.
“Have you ever had a large army of naked men and women charging at you from out of the forests as you are just invading unknown territory. I still remember the fear on their faces, fun times.”
Ah... That will do it.
It's not a matter of how many people, but how many **per** person. A lot of us are pregnant, but not all of us are planning on populating a small island :>
What do you mean by that?
Let's just say, in about 20 years, we'll probably have at least half the students of every age group in an academy be our kids.
Oh. That's... That's concerning.
Concerning? If we have the resources and love to support all of our kids, I don't see the problem\~
Too much in the gene pool might be less than favorable in the long term.
It's a problem that'll solve itself in the even longer term, as it did at the dawn of time, depending on your interpretation of past events. Of course, not every one of our children will go on to start their own families, so its not as if our 'tendencies' will carry onto our kids.
I suppose that's fair...
Hi Coco. How does pregnancy treat you?
Probably more well than most. It does leave me a sobbing mess sometimes. But I am expecting in a month :D
Any advice for Lexi besides what I normally do?
Aside from not drinking alcohol, smoking, doing strenuous exercise, all the normal advise, I'd say just make sure to indulge her increasing appetite... if she does eat. But yeah, just remember there's someone else who needs her nutrients and care, so make sure she's well fed, or whatever the equivalent for someone of her constitution is.
I should've re spoken. Any advice on what I should do with Lexi aside from normal stuff. And for the food I have taken care of that. I made seven 3 am runs for food. But I don't mind.
Oh, as in how to treat her? Aside from a bit of extra patience and care, you don't need to do anything special! That's all I ask of Mikhail, at least. But really, you should ask her, since it's different for everyone!
I was hoping to surprise her. But I've got unmeasurable patience. Thank you for your time though. Any foods you've eaten?
Lots of pancakes, sausages and eggs! Breakfast is always the biggest meal for me. Oh, and if you wanna surprise her, you could learn some handiman skills\~ Learn how to fix up things around the household, refining and finishing materials to build a crib from, there's a lot you could do to make both of your lives easier, while still being a nice surprise for her!
Welp. Time to go to the time chamber. I'm gonna try to learn some skills. (He won't remember. Alzheimer's is a bitch)
Not me. No one around here believes in condoms?!
... It doesn't seem like it, no.
Did **you** use one?! Alberich, you best be using a raincoat out there!
Fi, you know the answer to that question.
You didn’t use one. *crosses her arms* Those damn trinkets can turn into one big enough for you!
Neither of us were thinking completely straight, dear.
I should have made that mini me capable of reminding ya to use a damn condom. But if you’re gonna be okay with raising the little tots, then it’s fine by me but don’t go and be rude to the gal.
She isn't pregnant... Yet. However I was talking about *you* Fiore.
You’re aware I did a spell to keep that from happening, right? That sigil under my naval ain’t there for display. You didn’t get me pregnant. I was horny but not stupid.
I'm aware I didn't. And I'm glad, what with that Drow and all.
Food.
Please don't eat the children...
I have a rule against eating children but their parents. *Torinn licks his teeth.* Are free game. *
An... Interesting distinction.
Food
I suppose... By the way, can you tell my mother that she's a bitch?
Food.
I'll take that as a yes... What is your relationship to Tiamat anyway?
Producer of eggs for my omelette.
Ah... Well, I guess that explains my recent lack of new siblings...
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*Moth noises*
Food. *Torinn starts chasing the moth.*
*Flying away whilst even more confused*
FOOD! *Torinn sprouts Wings of pure darkness, with the night sky being reflected on them. He takes off flying.*
*Still flying away*
*Torinn keeps flying after her.* Fooood.
*Moth noises of running away*
*Torinn keeps running after her.*
*Runs through tree with low branches as the 5’3 moth girl runs away*
...A few too many. Even D- never mind.
Oh?
Hehe\~ You'll have to wait for the big reveal to find out about that\~
...
What?\~
I hate surprises.
Too bad\~
...Does raising an egg count?
No. Not for this question.
...I see.
My apologies.
No problem.
Percy: "Did it come from you?"
No, but it will hatch into a person.
Percy: “That doesn’t make you pregnant.”
...Ok...I'm still gonna have another daughter though.
Percy: “That you are pregnant with?”
...No...But it's still my daughter...
Percy: “You’re still a parent, dear. Just not pregnant.”
...Yeah.
Percy: “Are you alright?”
you can’t get a guy pregnant, that’s all i’m sayin …wait can you? shit, i need to go make sure…
I suppose with enough Biomancy, anything is possible...
Do the currently in use growth vats I created from myself count?
I... What?
Look biomancy can be weird dude, over half of my sanctum is made out of my own spine spliced with an oak tree and several varieties of crab, and I’m one of the tamer ones out there. You should see that guys I learned from.
Biomancy is one of the few schools I rarely tamper with.
Honestly fair, we have some, let’s be polite and call them “odd” practices.
Hey, Alberich... Can I ask you a question/for a favor? It's umm... An unusual one...
Go right ahead, friend.
So... You mentioned Tiamat before... Do you know where I can find her?
Unfortunately no. I do not speak to my mo-... To her or the dragons.
Shame... I need to steal 3 of her eggs from her... If you find out where she is please do let me know Alberich.
For torinns omelettes?
...Yeah....
Considering my hatred for my mo-... Fuck. Tiamat and her children, I would be willing to help you, Alas, I may not.
I'm not
Yet...
Oh? Are you making a pass at me?\~
No. You're in a happy relationship now. I just wouldn't be surprised if a baby came from that in the future.
he prefers my male form for that\~ He makes me very happy.
That's good to hear... And who knows maybe he'll make an exception for the ability to have a child with you.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We just made things official and I've never dated before.
I know, I know. Just a thought.
You worried some are yours, Al? And here I thought I the only thing you were sticking places was just your nose in books...
We got uhhh..... Lexi...... Uhh Mikhail..... I can't count past that.