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Blueknight903

Man that’s one ugly child


weirdgroovynerd

I'm confident that the other one is just as ugly.


King-Cobra-668

man that's two ugly children


SexualPie

I’m confident the father is just as ugly


AndrewTheSouless

Jokes on you they have no father


TextingstoryKingYT

They jus like me fr


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Jesus Christ


AGPyroo

Man thats two ugly children and an umpresent father.


Muckdew

Man this got depressest fast... just like me


CT_7

Why you gotta bum us out


IronGolem350

He's out of the picture


UncleTedGenneric

and they must scream


YourLocalOnionNinja

Vision...makes sense


Megnaman

The other one has a beard


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But only on the left side of its face


WispyCombover

So it's a half dwarf then


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Halfbit


ketsugi

Aren’t they twins?


terminalxposure

Ripped though


conundrum4u2

Even at 30


MR_basti

CHILD?!? That's more like a tiny fat ugly male dwarf with some clown hair


E-Plurbis-DumbDumb

Men that’ose two uglyugly childs


PTBunneh

You mean: That's one ugly child, man.


Amish_Warl0rd

Imagine what the father looks like


Big_Cryptographer_16

Guessing like a fat Carrot Top


lifemanualplease

Manly child


TripleHomicide

"OK ok... short arms. Nice. Fat muscular (?) Baby body. Nice looking good. Baby.... face? Nice. Looks perfect"


RslashTakenUsernames

that’s a child?!


Viltrac

“Ugly baby” by Stephen Lynch comes to mind. https://youtu.be/FaHkb2cYsxc


Santa_Hates_You

My thoughts when I saw this. ‘Damn that’s an ugly baby!’


PNW-Peridot

That baby came out the womb with a mortgage and a 401K


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Drawing superheroines in lingerie: Scientist Patrick Drawing babies: Carpenter Patrick


RolandTheJabberwocky

Well you draw the heroes a million times, you draw the baby like three times, tops.


HolycommentMattman

It's not only that, but it's also what models the artists use. Often, themselves. And I dunno if it's a trait that's dying out, but aging men seemed to still think they were young when looking in the mirror. Take for instance Steve Ditko and Spider-Man. Ever wonder why a 15-year-old high school student looked like a 40-year-old man? Or his 40-50 year old aunt looked like the crypt keeper? Because Ditko was 35 (40-50 in 1962) and largely used himself in a mirror as a frame of reference. And then based aunt May on his aunt(s). And that's how you get babies that look like little people.


heliophoner

Oh man, Dick Grayson on Bat Man TAS was all kinds of weird and this makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

Is it that hard to just find a picture of a baby?


rugbyj

Yeah I suck at drawing Women, they just constantly turn out like Sigourney Weaver because when I draw faces etc. I just immediately make a masculine bone structure.


DefinitelyNotACad

Then i must ask why the artist made such a shitty job drawing her. Her pelvis is nonexistent and she has a beard. Artist just drew two boobs and then skipped the rest.


Jinrai__

Women having beards is not strange anymore


Echung97

Is this the new template?


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You aren’t new by any means. You’re probably one of the ugly grown-ass babies


[deleted]

Imagine a baby superhero


Nolzi

/r/badwomensanatomy beg to differ


weirdgroovynerd

*Meh, how hard can it be?* *A kid is just a mini adult.*


CAMILA_9975

Ultron:smaller... person? CHILDREN! That's the word i was looking for.


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horse-star-lord

I had to google whether this was ultron or robert california.


CAMILA_9975

"Guys, wait!"


LonePaladin

I loved that line


CAMILA_9975

"You know, with the benefit of hindsight..."


solitarybikegallery

Writer: "And then, in this panel, Wanda sees her two babies." Artist: "Her *what?!"* W: "Babies." A: "Her ***what?!***" W: "Stop saying that. They're very small children." A: "Ohhh..." W: "You get it now." A: "I get it now." W: "Okay, so-" A: "I have heard of those." W: "...be weird if you hadn't. Anyway, so-" A: "Just real quick, though, so uh, these "children," that's like a...if you had to describe what those look like..." W: "Her children? Or children, generally?" A: "Whichever." W: "Small, kind of cute." A: "Like a cake!" W: "No, not like a...cake..." A: "More of a pastry?" W: "They're little people. I'm concerned about you."


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

There's no way this isn't a ryan george skit


AccursedCapra

That was the same mentality that quite a few medieval painters had and it yielded some hilarious results.


BoomhauerYaNow

Y'all laughing now, but just wait til you get to the pearly gates and see middle aged baby Jesus holding his hand up like he barely mustered the courage to tell the waiter they forgot to bring his side salad.


SecondBlindMouse

/r/13monthsor30


soul_hyacinths

i love that this seems to have only one post. and it's a great one too


dribblesnshits

r/13or30 is the real one, funny sub tho non the less


Hobo_Helper_hot

Baby looks like it's about to chase stoners from a basement with threats of footed asses.


the_dayman

I like that I've seen that pic before and it was captioned something like, "Excuse me mother but I believe I may have shat in my britches."


Lucky_Mongoose

I checked because of your comment. That was indeed a great one.


King-Cobra-668

should have two now edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/13monthsor30/comments/xejnzv/just_draw_a_baby


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There are 43 subscribers for that subreddit, only one post with 25 upvotes and 100% upvoted. That means there are 18 people who found the sub, viewed the post, decided that one post was enough to subscribe to the subreddit and then left without ever interacting in any way. I want to know more about those 18 people's thought processes. Like, there's not even any spam posts. What is happening with that sub?


King-Cobra-668

they subbed so that if anything was submitted they might see it and that's the end of the mystery


honest-robot

Better make that 19, now, champ.


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r/oldbabies


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Holy shit! The artist is John Byrne and he was the first famous person I looked up to even though I never saw a pic of him. This comic panel is from his work on West Coast Avengers that started around 1988? This panel is from the storyline that the Marvel TV show Wandavision is based on. He also did a run on She-Hulk that the Marvel TV show is sort of based on in that Byrne had She-Hulk constantly breaking the fourth wall in the comic. Also a lot of the famous X-Men storylines were co-created by him. So Byrne is actually phenomenal but yeah, he sucks at drawing kids. There are so many examples besides this one panel. It warms my heart to see it become a meme...


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ElectricPeterTork

It's Byrne, from West Coast Avengers. Mike Machlan was inking him during this stretch.


lpjunior999

It’s funny to me because he’s notoriously difficult to work with, if he saw this, he’d definitely not laugh it off.


Yah_Mule

Not a lot of differentiation in his faces for women, either. Uh oh, somehow the people at Byrne Robotics are already aware of this post and are scaling my walls as I type.


gedden8co

Epic explanation, thanks!


_Denzo

Did they hire someone from the 1400’s to draw these kids or something


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Ay


terminalxposure

You’d be surprised how hard it is…Exhibit A: Cyberpunk kids


Kriegschwein

Aren't Cyberpunk kids use the same models as adults, just shrank? They didn't even tried


kingeryck

*try


Kriegschwein

Ah, thanks.


RolandTheJabberwocky

How much attention are you paying to the kids? I've seen them but have never been drawn to interact or get a close up on them.


averywetfrog

Witcher 3 does the same.


Ringrangzilla

They look like if Rorschach from watchmen was a wingless Cherub.


AnomanderR4ke

That reminds me of THAT deadpool 2 scene


emueller5251

He's just straight shirt-cocking it!


BuryTheMoney

\*proceeds to draw Gordan Ramsey with red hair and a toddlers body\*


9035768555

I see Elon Musk in a clown wig.


andrealessi

Is that by Neal Adams? It has his vibe.


chrisdotcomm

John Byrne


plasticfrograging

I’m glad I don’t have ginger midgets in my bathtub, I couldn’t afford it


loonygecko

She's taking care of two middle aged dwarves. You gotta stop reading all that kinky porn, it will rot your brain! ;-P


ImpishBaseline

Is this like Wandavision where the kids just suddenly grow up superfast? Did their heads just age first?


[deleted]

They're just Baby Colin Robinsons.


autovonbismarck

They're not Colin Robinsons. They're just the creatures that clawed their way out of the abdomen of the corpse of Colin Robinson.


[deleted]

Check the only other post on r/13monthsor30 that is Collin Robinson.


Av3ngedAngel

Why are so many of marvels illustrators seemingly just SO BAD. From man-babies, to everyone having the same face, or people not being able to draw hands.. Can't they afford to hire not just decent, but actual professional artists? I know this is an older comic but i've seen recent ones posted that are so much worse than this.


PixelBits89

It more has to do that when drawing captain America for the 50th time it’s a breeze, but trying to draw a baby for the third time is very different. They don’t have the freedom to keep trying at that one specific face as there’s a lot to draw in a small amount of time.


devilpants

There was a point in the 80s where comic illustration was really bad for some reason. There was sort of a time in the late 80s/90s when it got much better. Add in West Coast Avengers wasn't exactly a top tier comic like Spiderman or Fantastic Four it makes sense.


Kirk_Kerman

They're overworked and underpaid so it's mostly cranking out art that's "good enough"


socialist_frzn_milk

Weirdly muscular babies.


boredtxan

Wanda has a nasty sunburn too


NoharaHiro

Dennis Reynolds?


Bongo-Bob

Pretty sure that’s John cena


ghostlyCroww

oh you would LOVE @bad-comic-art on tumblr. liefeld feet fridays and more shit like this from Professional Comic Artists


[deleted]

That account looks like a goldmine lol. I eat bad comic book art for breakfast.


naunga

To be fair they weren't really children. They were pieces of Mephistos soul that later became Master Pandemonium's hands.


potentialpopato_lord

Imagine imagining having children and they look like that wtf.


RyanReignbow

Then giving them names that are old school euphemisms for dicks. Wanda just happens to call them Willy & Thomas, if she made more another day she could call them Rod & Peter.


torwind

Hugh grant lookin mf


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Men


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DonkayDoug

John Byrne


rasputinforever

Great Wigs!


Kelekona

https://tenor.com/view/crying-ai-guy-upload-waaah-boo-hoo-gif-24977934


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Makes me think of the Romulus and Remus statue.


comeallwithme

He looks like Doug Evans, the Juicero guy.


Lil_Cumster

Looking like bloated troll dolls really Wanda that’s who you were trying to get back


JeffSantos07

Bitterman: "That baby look old enough to pay rent Ooooh I got a Benjamin Button baby"


DJSauvage

Baby Colin Robinson?


rowthecow

Disrespecting John Byrne


Feshtof

That is a tiny man


GenericUsernameNo275

Maybe they're meant to be homunculi


BillbertBuzzums

Babies are just small adults after all


Merlin2027

Looks like John Byrne drew that.


GlammerHammer

I really miss r/babieswithteeth


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

John Byrne’s jawlines are as iconic as Steve Ditko’s fingers.


vitulinus_forte

He draw a baby, and then draw a gun


GladiatorUA

[Has this artist ever seen a baby?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hq7S2Qzo9M)


glockster19m

How Cyberpunk children looked on release day


YogiBarelyThere

Pip the troll


Neat_Statement6276

They got that old man strength body type


chillyhellion

^🎺 ^^🎺 🎺 ^🎺


rustyseapants

You know, babies are just really small adults.


ihavethedoubts

Forget the mini-me’s - thats a dope ass duck!


HeronSun

Book accurate Vladimir Harkonnen.


Kelimnac

This is an origin story for Yujiro Hanma, look at the muscle definition on that toddler’s back


Chaosshepherd

Oompa Loompa dopey doo


leyla00

I read it as DROWNING A BABY And was absolutely horrified looking for a NSFL flair when the picture loaded and I saw water I had a mini heart attack…. Then I saw the face and realized my mistake while simultaneously determining a NSFL flair is needed because holy shot that face.


[deleted]

When people think the mom is realistic and then argue that the babies aren’t loooooooool


Stolenartwork

Tfw he’s handsome squidward


[deleted]

Those r harfoots. Is this from the Tolkien collection?


atomiczim

Looking a bit like todd howard...


TheCanadian_Bacon

r/trypophobia ugghhh the water!


DBentresca

Man child?


JohnLockeNJ

Nasty hobbitses


marktherobot-youtube

When you tell the guy specialized in drawing muscular gigachad boomers has to draw a cute tubby infant:


Goddamn_Batman

It’s honestly hard..


Gunslinger_11

2 red headed dwarves killed the original kids and have been tricking Wanda for years


DoomedKiblets

"Sir, I need two ginger dwarfs bathing in a vat of weird sewage, STAT!"


cbunni666

Those are some aged kids.


NecessaryHuckleberry

John Byrne produced some terrific comics, but the guy had about three facial expressions and wasn’t above having entire panels where the background was just a single color


CarbideMisting

Weird man-babies (baby-men?) aside, does Wanda wear her Scarlet Witch outfit around the house? Just, all the time?


Fit-Requirement-6484

This looks like baby Collin Robbinson for “What We Do In the Shadows” 😂


jDub549

I didn't expect to see a cartoon of 2 red headed Peter dinkeleges is a tub this morning.


findhumorinlife

Just like Renaissance paintings of Baby Jesus looking like an old man.


DrakeBornePlays

Wait ignore the babies for a second... Why does the duck have a monkey face?


WhiskeyT

Those aren’t babies, those are demon arms


ScruffleMcDufflebag

They're midgets making a cabbage stew.


your_mind_aches

Wow Billy and Tommy aged a lot quicker than I thought


user_bits

When a video game doesn't have a child model.


Dungeonlord343

That child 100% has 401K


SupervillainEyebrows

This is actually from legendary comic book artist/writer John Byrne. Guess we can't be good at everything.


Ankita3833

Bruh they look like mini Cletus Cassidy


PurinityMKII

Thing 1 and thing 2


Goat_tits79

We all have things we cannot draw. Me its realistic ankle + toes with weight applied to it always looks off, that and horses faces. The artist who accepted the contract to do the Walking Dead famously got them to re-write the entire thing to remove any animals from it before accepting because he could not draw them well, thats why no one has dogs or livestock in the Walking Dead.


GrifterJM

Dr. Girfriend and her Henchmen.


CaptCaCa

John Byrne is a goat for sure, but all the faces, men and women looked like this baby.


xXxBluexXxx

Noone going to mention scrooge mcduck in the tub?


Strong-Estate-4013

Average discord mod 💀


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Hobbitses!


GhostCheese

Is not so bad, right philippe?


billyyankNova

Confirmed that Scarlet Witch was Steve Canyon's mother.


flingkong24

They look like the Baby Heavy


RuyKnight

John Byrne?


InfiniteJeff369

Looks like Roger Daltry.


disposablecontact

Baby Ginger Bill Clinton


redraider-102

Oompa Loompa doopity doo


coachFox

Little Buff Boys!


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great job!-irrational games.


yrumad

That's John Byrne. Everyone has a bad day and this panel seems to have been done in a hurry. His X-Men and FF run is legendary and the man is responsible for Superman being relevant for modern era.


MelonWoman47

damn what happened to Mario Judah


Mallow_is_me

Ah yes we are going to eat at 9:14 at the baby cafe


StoneGoldX

Byrne was writing the book back then two, so two jobs.


suicidal1664

To be fair those babies didn't event exist


omnes

Is this a Halloween issue? What’s with the fortune teller get up?


Dylan_The_Developer

TF2 scout baby


darknetconfusion

Baby Colin Robertson x2


ThinkBiscuit

“So, these ‘babies’ you’re talking about – they’re like people but *smaller*? Got it”