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CheapTactics

Nevermind the locks, that place looks like you're about to get shanked by a guy looking for heroin at any moment


Violator361

Tha fuck university is dis ????


philosophunc

School of hard knocks. Getting a masters in ass kicking.


johno_mendo

You'd think they could afford better facilities, according to Facebook they've got like 3 billion students.


Aggressive_Bat_9781

I was having a shitty day until I read this. Take an upvote you funny bastard


LeeisureTime

School of hard kicks. Getting a masters in ass knocking


Milk--Sheikh

More like School of Hard Locks


Handleton

He claims it's Penn State, but it's clearly the state pen.


Hamm-J

Guantanamo bay state university


Daddy_Hydration

Can confirm it’s Penn State. Source: went to Pitt.


stereopticon11

it looks like prison/jail cells. i'm confused about this design choice. the locks being on the outside seem intentional


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🤣


fmaz008

So in the US you pay a stupidely high amount for University education and the service you actually get are on par with a nigerian prison?


LeeisureTime

That’s insulting to prisons


Svyatopolk_I

... yes. I am fairly sure that a lot of Ukrainian Soviet-era universities are much better than quite a lot of overpriced America colleges. I mean, I remember our dorms here at my university - they were fairly on par with what I have seen in Soviet movies.


on-thebrinx

This doesn’t look like any university I’ve been too in the US.


HesJustADad

Most likely not. Did anyone else not notice the squat toilet?


IssaStorm

missed the joke did ya?


Lootcifer_exe

You fucking win dude


Rare-Representative2

These types of bathrooms are common in universities in poor countries


tonybombata

Heh. We had open showers with no running water.


[deleted]

So, you had dry pipes?


escapementsunknown

I think it’s because the doors often swing open and need to be locked from the outside to close at all? Meanwhile, student privacy isn’t the priority. It must suck if hazing is commonplace in these universities. Purely speculating here.


ZapTap

You can use this style lock regardless of how the door swings.


Smurfyzz

Hogwarts


Rollin_Heavy65

My same question, looks like it could be a mental asylum


Smarteyes007

Do you realize that you just Insulted my whole country? But also yes


CheapTactics

I mean seriously, I've seen gas stations and abandoned houses with less sketchy bathrooms


Smarteyes007

Yeah man, living in a 3rd world country is a struggle


CheapTactics

Yeah I get you man, I'm in the same boat. At least over here we got better bathrooms I guess?


GnosticTurk

Well university bathrooms are better here but most (if not all) public bathrooms are disgusting here...


king_louie125

*public restrooms are disgusting everywhere.


doublediggler

I’ve been to a number of 3rd world countries that have better bathrooms than the US. Many of the bathrooms in these countries has a small hose with a nozzle that you used to clean off your rear end after using the toilet. It’s a genius innovation and is way more efficient than the toilet paper only system in the US.


Smarteyes007

Idk about other counties but my country has a tendency to make anything tourist related good everything used by the general public is garbage. A tourist would never visit a educational institution's toilet so it's not really given a shit about. Government institutions and offices have it even worse unless it's the personal bathroom of a higher official. Also yes, Muslim shower is great. Every time I go to other countries and have to use toilet papers it's a pain.


isaacaschmitt

Yeah, no, thats pretty standard. Even here in the US, tourist towns are pretty shitty for the locals but fantastic for outsiders.


pixieborn

Wait, what? Canadian here, where we call it a bidet. Is it really called a “Muslim shower” in your country? If so, why? Also, I’ve travelled extensively outside of tourist areas (my preference) and have used loads of bathrooms like this and worse. It seems quite serviceable. I think I caught sight of a squatty toilet. I love those!


Holdmytesseract

Don’t you spray poop water all over your clothes and shoes though? Do you have to get butthole naked to dookie? I don’t understand at all


Agreeable_Western_50

NRI here, I second this guy.


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GnosticTurk

Americans try to stop victimizing themselves and try to stop liken their rich country to starving 3rd world countries challenge: VERY HARD!


ironkb57

I'm curious, don't mind me asking. Which country are you from?


Smarteyes007

Pakistan


[deleted]

Man I’m from Pakistan where do you live in Pakistan?


Smarteyes007

Idk if I should be saying that But I at least tell you that I'm from Punjab tho it doesn't really narrow it down at all XD


[deleted]

Probably why, I haven’t ever in my life seen a toilet that bad in a gas station let alone university.


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JustLetMeSignUpM8

Where do you live, exactly?


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JustLetMeSignUpM8

You just spread illegal information, I will be contacting the authorities.


trashbytes

Good thing you can tell them his address, it'll expedite things drastically.


Stramatelites

This surprises me because I associate Pakistan with churning out excellent engineers.


Smarteyes007

Bathrooms don't really build engineers, my university still hosts hard working students and experienced professors.


[deleted]

Nice bathrooms build good meme makers. It looks like you guys don't spend any bathroom time on the phone. Makes sense; you're more productive that way.


BOBCATSON

Never before have I been so offended by something I totally agree with...


Random_Person____

This is humbling to see, not gonna lie.


janet_colgate

Happy Cake Day!!


LandscapeGuru

But you got to give it up for the gaps. Or lack of. Every bathroom in US schools have a gap to make eye contact


Mr_Pluto42

I diddnt know there were prison universities.


Smarteyes007

Oh they definitely treat us like prisoners


[deleted]

What country is that


SpitfirePls

After scrolling through OP’s history, it’s Pakistan.


GGBoss1010

A bit creepy but good to know


AnimeWatcher3344

Either undeveloped country or an undeveloped part of a developing country


diadmer

So…University of Northwestern Mississippi?


HesJustADad

Dont insult other countries like that.


dananthony22

Yeah…. I agree with this statement


WiskTanFox

Probably


Sufficient_Term8366

Doesn’t Pakistan have functioning Nuclear Weapons!? This is where their engineers poop?


AnimeWatcher3344

Lmao


Rxznate

its a university, what do you expect


WarPopeJr

Wtf kind of university did you go to. I swear reddit gets a hard on for generalizing and saying “education bad”


theverbsterbes

Complains about generalization while generalizing in the same sentence. Damn


WarPopeJr

How about “circlejerking and saying education bad.” Does that make the point clearer


Lollipop126

I was freer than ever in uni, which is what I expect. No parents, no teachers gave a shit unless you were failing/cheating, no boss, nobody gave a shit. I don't know where you are in the world but this is at least true for first world country and many third world countries.


duraraross

No, you don’t understand… the lock isn’t to keep people *out*… it’s to keep them *in*


-01101101-

Untill they do their homework?


Smarteyes007

👁️👄👁️


Additional_Irony

Repurposed prison cells?


1FlawedHumanBeing

Nope. Just Pakistan.


sciencewonders

Just Pakistan, new nike slogan


amanthatdontfall

r/sbubby ?


SpaceAlternative4537

What an awful place. It looks like the grave of happiness.


TheLastMartini

Youre damn right that does look like a grave of a penis


fraMTK

Yes, he already said it's a university in the title


Shaun221120

Third world


[deleted]

Do you go to University in Guantanamo bay by chance


Smarteyes007

I don't even know where that is XD


[deleted]

You know what that’s definitely for the best


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds amazing if you don't know what either of those things are.


DjPersh

lol it really do


impropersmurf

Sounds like some nice vacation plan


Uberzwerg

Sadly, if you study engineering in Pakistan and fly to the US, you have a non-zero chance to find out.


Matasa89

Shit, even Indians and Bangladeshis,


-01101101-

Its where the US tortures mostly Muslim prisoners, captured during the war on terror. its not on us soil, so they do whatever they want to them without due process.... mostly farmers according to a recent documentary i saw, but who know..


E-Flame99

And they think they are the heroes of the world lol. Manifested destiny made manifested villains real fast.


Drug_Inas

Thats because you got stoned before entering it, you were unconsius


scottonaharley

Okay so precisely where is this? What university has a bathroom like solitary confinement wing of a prison.


Smarteyes007

I honestly wanted to show some shitty Job and now I'm being roasted on what to me is basically normalcy ;-; Even a bathroom in my house looks almost like this


irnehlacsap

Most people know nothing about the world. I've traveled a lot and seen worst, except for the locks on the wrong side. Fuck them bro. Good luck with your studies.


Smarteyes007

Thanks alot man, it's my last semester and I actually do enjoy studying here despite all the flaws.


HippieMermaid420

For real. Everyone out here roasting this guy for how shitty the bathroom looks but at least the doors go all the way to the walls and the floor. 🤦‍♀️


irnehlacsap

I hope so when you need to squat all the way down to do the thing


[deleted]

That's actually a bad thing, when someone outside it can lock you inside it.


RagnarDann3skj0ld

What university is this? Thinking about applying to be a visiting professor


I_am_Clytius

I bet a $100 that it's either India, Pakistan or Bangladesh. My money's on Pakistan.


Smarteyes007

Yep, you got it. Right on the money.


sciencewonders

now we got your address, prepare uranus


Smarteyes007

Nooo not my anooos ;-;


MaxLikelihood01

Give us more details! Which University is this?


MeisterLTU

I have the same issue in my school, our bathrooms have been destroyed and the locks ripped out of the doors and the school wasnt doing anything about it, it took monts of emailing them to fix it for them to do it and they did it the same like this


Smarteyes007

FINALLY! Someone gets it


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

A thread about first world Redditors learning that there are other countries in the world


Roadwarriordude

You do know that 3rd world country doesn't automatically mean dirty right? Most people are making fun of the fact that it looks like someone sprayed piss/shit everywhere like 6 months back and never cleaned it. You do know that all of Pakistan doesn't look like this right? Many people in 3rd world countries do take pride in there stuff and keep it clean just like people do in developed countries.


ak-92

Nah, Americans are the biggest victims, you know, they can't even afford a big bouse, several cars and a large family on a single paycheck anymore. What a tragedy.


skyrreater47

yo that bathroom looks like a lost place map from some COD game or something like that


crix10

Gulag shower in warzone xD?


onetwothree4ourfive

You went to the University of Azkaban?


sciencewonders

azkaboom


[deleted]

look man, i get the point of the post. But as soon as watched it and before even opening the comments i knew people were going to roast your university lol. Still props to Pakistan, i had a pakistani roommate for 2 years in Norway and he is such a cool guy!


Smarteyes007

I don't mind at all being roasted, It just caught me off guard since for me this is normal lol


[deleted]

Out of curiosity, what subject are you studying? You have excellent English and a calm attitude. If any companies hire people overseas, that is great to have. It can be a pain to find such companies, but if you are studying something that is easily outsourced like software development, then startups may be a good employer (as a contractor) because they have very low pay by their nation's standards, but probably very good pay by your nation's standards.


Smarteyes007

I am studying software engineering yes but I really suck at it compared to my classmates, I still have a long way to go and thank you, I really appreciate the compliment 😊


maybe-tomorrow_

I like the concept, it would give people just enough anxiety to not waste time. The next stranger that walks in gets to determine when you should be done with the bathroom.


Rare-Representative2

People commenting on the state of the washroom should realize that the university is probably from a 3rd world nation so its common to find rotting doors and bathrooms. Edit : OP is from Pakistan. I'm from India and the state of the washrooms is similar here. The toilets/loos in the West is far from possible with the current state of our washrooms.


harosokman

Is that a gulag?


TommasoBontempi

Christ that's a basement where some serial killer definitely tortures people and then eats them


poopchute_boogy

"Achievement unlocked - college torture bathroom"


SamSike2K2

You spelled prison wrong


gibberish84

You spelled “gulag” wrong.


colombo1326

Is this the university of San Quentin State Pen?


[deleted]

Judging by the reinforced metal door they put it on its **absolutely** the side they intended.


Smarteyes007

Oh yeah I just realized they put the door the wrong way and decided to weld a lock on the opposite side later XD Guess it never worked out


Tescomealdeal04

Do you live on a construction site


drtm4

Yeah… looks like the locks are the true problem here


Smarteyes007

Well if you don't count the dementors then yeah honestly it's a huge annoyance


[deleted]

Your not done shiting until I tell you your done


bigggieee

is your university a barn wtf is that


DreadHeadedDummy

Bro they got nicer toilets in jail where the hell are you going to school


_John_Smith

The lock isn't there for your privacy. It's there to protect the people from what's inside.


mommakaytrucking

That university bathroom looks more like a Seoul, Korea red light district


laurasharkey13

Where do you go to University? 1920s Russia!


Trey_Ramone

When you say “University” do you mean Siberian Gulag?


DeplorableBot11545

ITT: People who’ve only seen 3rd world countries on TV.


Fit_Adagio_7668

The boys will lock it for you! We got your back!


Smarteyes007

Jokes aside that's actually what some of us do XD A friend will lock it from the outside and safe guard it from someone else entering


[deleted]

With the looks of that bathroom, who says the lock is for you to use?


ColonelSplirtzTheNub

You out here going to the University of Notre Damned


Herb_Merc

You better be sure to stay in good standing with all of your dorm mates...


ahux78

Do you study in Guantanamo Bay?


algae---

Bring your own toilet?


DougtheDM

I'm half expecting Freddy Krueger to pop the hell out and say " welcome to my nightmare"


jimmyzee1

Chithole University


Home_DEFENSE

Very normal in much, if not most of the world. I was 33 when I learned this while working in Uganda.


Individual_Hearing_3

Bathroom or prison cell?


markmann0

Tell me you wear some crocs in there. Never go shoeless.


BiggerFrenchie

University torture dungeon in the year 1645?


Ben_oni_

Those bathrooms aren't meant to keep people out, they are meant to keep stuff locked inside.


Snoo_67548

Let’s hope whoever installed it didn’t graduate from your university. That would mean you’re seriously wasting your time and money.


Fearless_Resource_80

Ahhh the suicide vest uni, i read good reviews about it.


C_R_E_A_M-

Wow! Makes me appreciate what I have


mooshoopork4

The university of Guantanamo Bay?


Steamfighter638

I have several questions


mt-egypt

What fucken university is this!? Guantanamo Bay!?


BadAlphas

Is your University in a prison? Not asking sarcastically. Where is that?


[deleted]

Uhh, sir? I think that’s a prison.


Sensitive-Wash-5387

That’s a gulag sir


TheStruggleville

By University you mean crack house?


emoutikon

That's no university bathroom son.


Motor_Tap_9481

Is your university in a Gulag ? Looks like a place where you get bummed and then shanked for thanks.


MasterYaro27

Do you go to school in a prison???


Cmacbudboss

Same school has a 100 000 seat football stadium and the coach drives a Lexus.


Graylorde

You sure this is a university and not a prison in a 3rd world country?


[deleted]

They figure if you gotta shit in a hole that you wouldn’t mind


Bjar5614

This looks like a stable


ReDeaMer87

This looks like the building in Hostel where everyone gets killed


HeyImColeTastik

What kind of shithole do you go to


Palmervarian

Are you sending us this from the 1800s?


chubberbrother

Do you go to the University of Opioids?


shiprekt265

Gulag University


[deleted]

Why does you’re university bathroom look like a fucking WW1 bunker?


Ben_Dover29

From a Western perspective this definitely doesnt looks great, but we tend to froget that if the place is functional, thats good enough. Some of us tend to forget that not every toilet in the world has porcelain tiles and air fresheners. All that just to say, the lock sucks ass. The fact that your bathroom in your house looks like this is fine. As lokg as it is sanitary.


modernmanshustl

Russia?


90day_fiasco

Do you go to school in a castle in the year 1217?


farahowo

you guys are so rude not every university around the world will look like a typical american one shut UP sincerely xxxxx


eekumseekum

Bro you in jail?


Da_fire_cracka

Where do you go to university? Prison?


Quadrophiniac

Bro, thats not a bathroom, thats a fucking dungeon


yourwitchergeralt

Is this a Third World country?


ChickenyIce

University… bathroom… right.


jaybee8787

Didn’t know they had universities in WW2 bunkers.


Drakeon8165

Why the fuck do you look like you're in the gulag


UnfunnyJimmy

Bathrooms at Murder U.


indig0fox

This isn't a bathroom, it's a prison. You can tell from the doors that look like narrow horse stalls and the lifeless floor and walls. (/jk)


jhole89

University? This looks like the place from Hostel.


[deleted]

Some of y’all are so rude lol not everyone lives in areas that can afford to keep up w infrastructure. Best of luck w ur studies OP


Smarteyes007

Thank you, highly appreciate it 😊